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[tendofu]

[ shoving a spoon into the mouth of the nearest person ]

Taste this.

((OOC: Out for the night! Pick ups tomorrow.))

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[putyaswordson]

Oh, good. I'm supposed to talk to you.

[nosenolimits]

[TALKING WITH A SPOON IN HIS MOUTH]

--whawt?

[putyaswordson]

Look, I'm supposed to talk to you about feelings or whatever. You're the only one I'm dealing with, so might as well do this all properly.

[nosenolimits]

What--I don't have any--

Anyway, can't you see I'm busy right now?

[putyaswordson]

Yeah, but this is the first I've ever seen you before, so I'm letting you know now that I've found you.

[nosenolimits]

Or the gorillas, right?

[putyaswordson]

... yeah.

[nosenolimits]

So... what kind of feelings are you good at?

[putyaswordson]

I'm a pretty serious guy. I work in law enforcement, so I deal with a lot of stress and bureaucracy? My life's on the line every day. I'm a Straight Man in a world of insanity.

That help any?

[nosenolimits]

How 'xactly is paperwork dangerous?

[putyaswordson]

It's a test of patience. If you think my job is all paperwork, you'd be wrong - I hunt terrorists. Also note that my home world doesn't have any superpowers or other crap you see in works of fiction.

[nosenolimits]

... Works of fiction. Right. So... about those terrorists. That make you some kind of government agent?

[putyaswordson]

Sort of. We're a police force, more or less.

[nosenolimits]

Great. Not that it matters, but the cops 'nd I don't really have a working relationship.

[putyaswordson]

I'm not going to get on your case about anything. I have no reason to.

[nosenolimits]

So you know how much talkin' we're supposed to be doing, or is it just time to play twenty questions?