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[fuckyou_chorus]

[TODAY IN CAMP, there is snow. Lots of snow. The mess hall is, in comparison, nice and cozy with (sugar-free) hot chocolate and marshmallow substitutes et all set out. There are even blankets!

. . . and a banner hanging over it all that says:

WELCOME CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS IN NEED- NOW GET TO IT* ♥
* those not involved in this exercise may point

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[im_impulse]

*in front of the mess hall there's a speedster having a snowball fight with himself it's like a volley of snow rising up on each side and splattering seconds right after each other

but don't worry, he has mittens*

[archaelologist]

[SURPRISE VOLLEY where did those hands come from]

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[im_impulse]

*manages to run from the surprise volley, but ends up running into his own attack since he forgot to time it and gravity is a cruel and constant mistress :(*

Ack! It's raining snow! It's snowing snowballs! Mayday!

[archaelologist]

[...decides to throw snowballs from that direction too]

[im_impulse]

*now that he's somewhat aware there is another player in this game, zipping around into a small snow tornado so they get sucked into the funnel

unfortunately he hadn't planned ahead of that*

[archaelologist]

[...this is definitely safe]

[im_impulse]

*THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL SUPERHERO MOVE, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

especially since he didn't notice that patch of ice and ends up slipping, causing the entire tornado to spit snowballs in all directions*