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[TODAY IN CAMP, there is snow. Lots of snow. The mess hall is, in comparison, nice and cozy with (sugar-free) hot chocolate and marshmallow substitutes et all set out. There are even blankets!

. . . and a banner hanging over it all that says:

WELCOME CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS IN NEED- NOW GET TO IT* ♥
* those not involved in this exercise may point

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Hey, you're one of the counselors I'm supposed to talk to, right?

[capt_homo]

You really do have a mullet.

[nocturnemission]

Do I ever! You want tips for how to get your own?