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[fuckyou_chorus]

[TODAY IN CAMP, there is snow. Lots of snow. The mess hall is, in comparison, nice and cozy with (sugar-free) hot chocolate and marshmallow substitutes et all set out. There are even blankets!

. . . and a banner hanging over it all that says:

WELCOME CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS IN NEED- NOW GET TO IT* ♥
* those not involved in this exercise may point

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

[WRAPPING HERSELF IN A BLANKET AND TRYIN' TO AVOID: Cindy, Hara, Olivia, Vanessa, Wendy]

[easybreezyidiot]

Jeez, but coming up with stuff that's weirder than the truth will be hard.

[certifiably]

Make it super tragic! You can be the last survivor of humanity or something.

[easybreezyidiot]

That's not tragic enough.

[certifiably]

You think so? Sounds like it would be pretty lonely. Then what kind of scale are you thinking?

[easybreezyidiot]

I'm the last survivor of humanity and I'm locked in a human zoo, and aliens come to stare at me all day.

[certifiably]

Kyahaha! Could be overdoing it a bit, but if you really sell it then it could work!

[easybreezyidiot]

That's what I'm gonna do.

[certifiably]

You gotta fill me in on the results!

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh, I will.

[certifiably]

It's a promise!

[easybreezyidiot]

Yeah, yeah.

[00_07]

[sitting down next to her with two mugs of hot chocolate]

Who are you hiding from?

[easybreezyidiot]

The counselors.

[00_07]

Did you get scary ones?

[easybreezyidiot]

No. Just annoying ones.