Be glad there isn't a powerpoint.

[codeusername]

[Today in the Mess Hall, there is a blue big-headed dude standing on a table with a microphone in hand. He is hard to ignore at the best of times, and right now he's doing his best to put on a show/informative presentation.]

Campers, counselors, lend me your ears! Mostly campers, though--I want to get out of this mandatory teaching thing as quickly

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[midpoints]

Really? What makes you an expert?

[bentherewonthat]

I'm Ben 10? Greatest hero alive? And you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

[midpoints]

You're just a tiny human.

[bentherewonthat]

If I had a pickle for every time I've heard that one.

[midpoints]

What's a pickle?

[bentherewonthat]

What?

[midpoints]

What's a pickle?

[ >T ]

[bentherewonthat]

That is the saddest question I have ever heard.

[midpoints]

It's not sad!

[bentherewonthat]

You're right.

It's tragic.

[midpoints]

How?!

[bentherewonthat]

Pickles, man!

[midpoints]

I don't even know what a pickle is!

[bentherewonthat]

They're only the second most delicious thing ever!

[midpoints]

Oh! It's a food.

[bentherewonthat]

It's not just food. It's a lifestyle!