Be glad there isn't a powerpoint.

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[Today in the Mess Hall, there is a blue big-headed dude standing on a table with a microphone in hand. He is hard to ignore at the best of times, and right now he's doing his best to put on a show/informative presentation.]

Campers, counselors, lend me your ears! Mostly campers, though--I want to get out of this mandatory teaching thing as quickly

Comments

[midpoints]

Seems like a bunch of rules to me.

[butterflybuldge]

They are! I do things my way.

[midpoints]

And what's your way?

[butterflybuldge]

I make the impossible possible. I do what I want, when I want, and for my benefit. I get things done, instead of waffling over "moral reasoning." There's no laws or rules.

There is only me.

[midpoints]

And what are you?

[butterflybuldge]

A dazzling immortal being. ♥

[midpoints]

. . . So that defines you?

[butterflybuldge]

My actions and who I am defines me! Papi♥llon defines himself!

[midpoints]

If what you do defines you and you do what you want -- how do you figure out what to do?

[butterflybuldge]

Don't you have an assigned counselor you can go be all philosophical with?

[midpoints]

[ shrugs!!! ]

You seemed like you had answers. If you don't, whatever.

[butterflybuldge]

I'm not here to help you. Not unless it's beneficial to me.

[midpoints]

I know you're not. Humans don't help each other out unless they have a reason to.

[butterflybuldge]

I'm a homunculus, and I still don't have a reason to even be talking to you. Can you do anything interesting? I hate having to talk to plain people.

[midpoints]

I don't have any reason to do anything interesting for you. I'm not interesting anyway, just a useless angel.

[butterflybuldge]

[ waves hand ]

Then begone.