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[sensationalyst]

[So here's a quick but interesting question! Have you ever seen someone sniff the barrier?

...well, now you have.]

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[myheadxsplode]

Yo, Professor X.

[mind_over_metal]

...Santo! How are you?

[myheadxsplode]

Preeetty good. Been eating waffles with my counselors, givin' people relationship advice, havin' snowball fights, doing the mistletoe thing. What about you?

[mind_over_metal]

Waffles? Really. Fascinating. I never realised that waffles and advice were such a... combination.

[myheadxsplode]

I don't need that much counseling, so the waffles were just a cover.

[mind_over_metal]

I see, I see. And you've been giving counsel as well?

[myheadxsplode]

[CONSPIRATORIAL TONE]

Anonymously.

[mind_over_metal]

*lowers his voice to a whisper as well*

A secret?

[myheadxsplode]

[... well, they did post about it on the network... so it can't be that much of a secret]

Some dude wanted to know how to make sweet, sweet love to another dude. So I let him know what to do. -Not that I know how to do other dudes! I'm just comfortable with my straightness and all that.

[mind_over_metal]

...did they really ask that? It seems like an odd sort of question here, given, you know, the rule and all.

[myheadxsplode]

They totally did. Well first they were all, "oh, boo hoo, I'm having a fight with my boyfriend," and I was like, "Dude, come on."

[mind_over_metal]

So you're of the "tough love" school of advice.

[myheadxsplode]

Oh, yeah. Definitely.

[mind_over_metal]

Were you able to help them get over their fight?

[myheadxsplode]

Hell if I know. But I tried.

[mind_over_metal]

And that's all anyone can ask for, isn't it.