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[fuckyou_chorus]

[There is no sunrise today. The only light comes from Camp's buildings, and it seems flashlights are still banned.

On the doors to the Mess Hall and the library are other notes:

It hoards.]

[Camp is in permanent night-time mode! Characters who usually can't go out during daylight hours can now venture forth AT ALL TIMES, WOWWWW. Those who

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[nocturnemission]

[Sitar music sounds from the darkness... It fails to be spooky.]

[nocturnemission]

[Yay! Also back to sitar playing.]

[doubleohshit]

[Okay this was the worse time to find these kids. He's so bringing the night vision goggles next time he goes to camp.

You look sort of familiar though.]

Hey, kid. Are you Demyx or Pao-Lin... something?

[nocturnemission]

[The music stops.]

I'm Demyx. Who're you?

[doubleohshit]

Sterling Archer.

I'm counseling you about... counseling things.

[nocturnemission]

Oh, that stuff. Is there anything in particular you wanted to counsel me about? 'Cause I'm actually pretty well adjusted.

[doubleohshit]

Yeah, I would've blown it off, but since this place is kind of a douchebag, I figured it'd be easier to just do it.

I don't know. I don't counsel kids. Last time I did something like "counseling" was when I trained Cyril to be a field agent and that... well it could've gone better.

[nocturnemission]

Er... Let's just stick to talking about feelings and stuff, then.

[doubleohshit]

....Yeah, I don't really do feelings talks.

What other 'stuff'?

[nocturnemission]

That's okay, I don't really do feelings! Let's see... we could talk about like, our hobbies.

[doubleohshit]

Works for me.

You want to go first?

[nocturnemission]

Sure, I can do that.

I'm a music man, myself. I play sitar! You play any instruments?

[doubleohshit]

Not really.

I have a gun though.

[nocturnemission]

Whoa, seriously? Aren't those kinda dangerous?

[doubleohshit]

Yeah. That's why they're so cool.

Seriously I mean, check this out.

[whips out his gun with a spin and shoots off into the distance in a fluid motion.

....yeah, who knows if he hit something or someone.]

[nocturnemission]

[Jumps a little at the bang.] Wait, aren't you supposed to be all responsible when using those things?