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[woodfortono]

[well, this only the second or third time he's accidentally slammed into something wandering around in the pitch-black outside trying to get to a building]

Is it always this dark here in... wherever the hell this is?

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[blue_on_deck]

Do you always wander around in the dark, smacking into things like an idiot?

[woodfortono]

Only when I've apparently been transported to a completely new place and the sun gets turned off in the middle of the day.

I don't guess you could actually give me some information.

[blue_on_deck]

You've been kidnapped and will never escape. The only way out is when they let you out.

[woodfortono]

...great. Helpful. Thanks.

[blue_on_deck]

It's what you asked for.

Mistletoe and the month of October is dangerous. Starve yourself on Tuesdays and trust nothing.

[woodfortono]

Not even you?

[he's being snippy, but he's processing]

Do you know why we've been kidnapped here?

[blue_on_deck]

No ones does and you can trust me or not. You'll find everything out yourself eventually.

[woodfortono]

...all right.

[okay sorry he has to ask]

Why Tuesdays?

[blue_on_deck]

It's people.

[woodfortono]

What?

[blue_on_deck]

Tuesday soup is made with human parts. It's the only food served on Tuesdays.

[woodfortono]

That's disgusting! There's no way that's true!

[blue_on_deck]

Tomorrow is Tuesday. Find out for yourself.

[woodfortono]

Yeah, whatever. I don't suppose you're going to tell me crazy reasons why I should avoid mistletoe or October.

[blue_on_deck]

The mistletoe forces you to kiss whoever is closest to you. No exceptions. It will be happening all December.

October is a month of hell. Literally.

[woodfortono]

The more you talk, the surer I get you're just making stuff up.

[he doesn't sound pissed anymore, though, just thoughtful]

Why's October so bad?