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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Out on the edges of camp, an enormous maze has appeared. If you fly or climb up, you can briefly see it stretching out farther than the eye can see with a faint glow in the centre, before the walls grow to obscure your view. Outside the maze, there is yet another sign:

the First: Maze of Trials]

[Find your way through the maze and maybe you'

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[themagichappens]

[what a perfectly normal tyrannical robot that happens to be standing right behind you with his arms crossed.]

[autoeroticar]

[... MAYBE HE DIDN'T SEE ME]

[themagichappens]

[I'll just reach over and grab this perfectly normal, perfectly defenseless car then]

[autoeroticar]

[FFFINE YOU CAUGHT ME]

No need to get handsy, my lord.

[themagichappens]

[nope gonna leave my hand hoverin' there with a wicked smirk]

But it's been so long, Knock Out. I simply couldn't help myself.

[autoeroticar]

My apologies for keeping you waiting, Lord Megatron.

[themagichappens]

[dropping his hand and growls]

I trust that your bumbling assistant tagged along as well?

[autoeroticar]

Breakdown is otherwise occupied.

[themagichappens]

[... laughing.]

In other words, you lost the one-eyed oaf.

[autoeroticar]

He lost himself.

[themagichappens]

Yes, pets do tend to stray when you're busy ... speeding away your time.

[autoeroticar]

[Yes ha ha I see what you did there very clever.]

[themagichappens]

[leaning in so. very. close.]

There is much to discuss. Do find time in your schedule to fit little old Megatron in, won't you, Knock Out?

[autoeroticar]

As it happens, I find myself with some time to spare this very moment, Lord.

[themagichappens]

Excellent. I have just the place.

[cave.]

[autoeroticar]

My. So quaint.