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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Out on the edges of camp, an enormous maze has appeared. If you fly or climb up, you can briefly see it stretching out farther than the eye can see with a faint glow in the centre, before the walls grow to obscure your view. Outside the maze, there is yet another sign:

the First: Maze of Trials]

[Find your way through the maze and maybe you'

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[fuckyou_chorus]

[The maze doesn't offer up any cereal boxes.]

[nocturnemission]

Hmm, maybe if I look at it upside-down..? [Contorts into an absurd position] ...Nope. [Pokes at it a bit.]

[fruitophile]

[ grabs him around the waist. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. ]

The answer will only lead you to a trap. ♠

[nocturnemission]

Whoa! [Squiggles and flails for a moment.]

... Oh, it's you. What kind of trap?

[fruitophile]

[ ... Demyx please don't get used to this ]

There's fire and spikes and pointy things in soft places. ♠ If you pass my test, I'll tell you the right way. ♣

[nocturnemission]

A test? It doesn't have a lot of math on it, does it?

[fruitophile]

No. ♣ That means nothing to me. ♦

[nocturnemission]

Oh, good! 'Cause that's really not my best subject. Well, ask away!

[fruitophile]

Do something worthwhile, or you leave this maze through the moogles. ♣

[nocturnemission]

Gkk!

...Worthwhile? Um... Okay... Music's always worthwhile, right?

[Summons the sitar.]

[fruitophile]

I want to see what you can do, in the non-musical way. ♠

[nocturnemission]

Oh, like my powers? Okay, but the music is part of that... Alright, check this out.

Dance, water, dance!

[There is suddenly a whole lot of water appearing form nowhere.]

[fruitophile]

[ ... ♠ ]

Don't flood the maze. ♣ Go left, then south. ♠

[nocturnemission]

Sweet, thanks!

[a Demyx clone solidifies out of the water and waves before it disappears, as Demyx runs off following directions.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Those directions were probably not very helpful.]

[nocturnemission]

[...Not really, no.]

Aw man. Now where am I?