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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Out on the edges of camp, an enormous maze has appeared. If you fly or climb up, you can briefly see it stretching out farther than the eye can see with a faint glow in the centre, before the walls grow to obscure your view. Outside the maze, there is yet another sign:

the First: Maze of Trials]

[Find your way through the maze and maybe you'

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[runstowardsfire]

Does this have something to do with the supposed dragon?

*flies down on her broom and steps through the threshold*

[runstowardsfire]

*carefully tries a mouthful*

It's not as lively as a Lancre blue-cheese . . .

[fuckyou_chorus]

[So high in protein! Also kind of smelly!]

[runstowardsfire]

The whole bowl? And none of that rice to wash it down . . .

[Not a particularly bad smell for someone who makes cheese and doesn't mind the fermentation process.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Your hair will be so shiny.]

[runstowardsfire]

[Yes, I'm sure though natto shampoo may not go down so well even in Japan.]

*eats it despite wishing for rice/toast/something bland to go with this natto*

[fuckyou_chorus]

[When she's finished, several new paths appear.]

[runstowardsfire]

*heads left again even as she takes some string out from her pocket*

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Eventually, there is a sign:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said "twelve." The member replied "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said "six." The member replied "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said "ten" and the man replied "five." but he was not let in. What should have he said?]

[runstowardsfire]

*strings together some items in her pockets and concentrates on sorting her own mind out*

It's not mathematics again. Twelve has six letters, six has three letters, ten has three letters. So he should have said three . . .

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Several new paths appear!]

[runstowardsfire]

*heads through the centre one this time*