Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[woodfortono]

What not again?

[hakases]

Haven't you heard of the mistletoe yet?

[woodfortono]

No, should I have?

I mean... huh, somebody may have mentioned something, and--

[...]

...no.

[hakases]

Let's get it over with. Earthlings don't like when their boyfriends kiss other people, right? So, yeah.

[woodfortono]

There is no way.

[flatly]

No.

[hakases]

[ sits on the ground then ]

Fine then, I'll wait it out.

[woodfortono]

There has to be something we can do!

[hakases]

Nope, just kissing.

[woodfortono]

Well--

[:TTTT]

Fine, then! Let's get it over with.

[hakases]

Okay.

[ standing up again and tugging you closer ]

[woodfortono]

[very tense and wary against you, only slowly and reluctantly tilting his chin up once he's in kissing range, his back tense]

[hakases]

God, you're not going to get anywhere around here if you don't relax.

[ and bam, lips on yours ]

[woodfortono]

[fghjsgksdf]

[fine!!!! kissing you back then! but--gently, and a little hesitantly, he doesn't really know what he's doing all that well]

[hakases]

[ hurf durf taking the lead -- and is a surprisingly good and gentle kisser at that! ]

[woodfortono]

[...oh. well. this isn't nearly as bad as he expected. he's relaxing into it a little and kissing back, matching your pace, his mouth soft under yours]

[hakases]

[ tooooolddd you

alright let's go, he's not going to take much of your time -- just enough to make sure the hat will come off ]