Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[moondropkick]

[welp]

[bitingcynicism]

[Trying to rip off hat now.]

[moondropkick]

How's that going for you?

[bitingcynicism]

[Badly. :\]

... I told you before. This stupid plant works different for me.

[moondropkick]

... I don't think you ever mentioned that.

[bitingcynicism]

... Sorry. But it does.

[moondropkick]

Ah. I'm sorry to hear that.

[bitingcynicism]

So... keep your distance.

[moondropkick]

That might not be easy.

[bitingcynicism]

[Yes, considering that this conversation has been drawing me closer. :x]

... Tch.

[moondropkick]

Zero?

[bitingcynicism]

[Sighs roughly and runs hand through his hair.]

... Vampires respond differently when...

[moondropkick]

Exposed to a plant that makes people kiss?

[bitingcynicism]

Something like that...

[moondropkick]

Something like what?

[bitingcynicism]

When exposed to... impulses.