Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

[ grabs face ]

[forevermadao]

Grrk! Hey, you could at least be gentle about it.

[leans in slowly]

[putyaswordson]

This is at the bottom of the "shit I don't want to do" list! Why would I care?!

[forevermadao]

[Stops with his lips about an inch away.] Hey, it's not like this is my idea of a good time either.

[putyaswordson]

Don't lie - you'd take what you can get.

[forevermadao]

Please, I'm not that desperate. I suppose next you'll be telling me that I'll run off and make merry with Gin-san next time we go out drinking.

[putyaswordson]

You haven't updated yet?

[forevermadao]

... What.

[putyaswordson]

I won't spoil the surprise.

[forevermadao]

I don't even want to find out. How have we not lost our time slot yet? Seriously, how much longer--*Smooooch!*

[Oh yes, mistletoe is till a thing]

[putyaswordson]

[ SWEET MACKING! ]

[forevermadao]

[Oh, the sweet mingling flavors of mayonnaise, cheap whiskey, and cigarettes.]

[putyaswordson]

[ same thing happens with Zoro. anyways WALLS. ]

[forevermadao]

[Iyaan, Mayora, so bold! Madao is putty in your manly hands... Also, have some tongue.]

[putyaswordson]

[ WHOA NO THIS ENDS NOW ]

Augh, what the hell?!

[forevermadao]

What? It was the mistletoe! You know how it is.