Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[woodfortono]

[sure, dapper's the word for it]

Hey, nice hat!

[laughing]

[wetfortono]

[tips it to you before he goes back to questioning its existence]

Don't tell me. . .

[woodfortono]

...tell you what?

[tries to keep walking, but his feet are stuck]

Uh. Ryuunosuke?

[wetfortono]

[kind of adjusting it]

What is it?

[woodfortono]

I dunno, I can't move.

[pulling harder at his feet and gritting his teeth]

What's going on?

[wetfortono]

Eh--

[groping around at the hat]

Oh, no.

[woodfortono]

Well that's comforting.

[sounding irritated now]

'Oh, no' what?

[wetfortono]

It's mistletoe.

[woodfortono]

Yeah, so? Don't eat it and you should be fine.

[wetfortono]

Hasn't anybody told you anything-- [flail]

[woodfortono]

What! What's the problem?

[wetfortono]

Please tell me you know about the tradition, at least.

[woodfortono]

Yeah, but why--

[...]

...no. [calmly]

[wetfortono]

Trust me, it gets old very fast.

[--bristle]

And also no!

[woodfortono]

Well, you'd better have another solution, then, because I can't move!

One that won't have Takeru wanting to kill me, thanks.

[wetfortono]

Why would Takeru--

[oh

god damnit]