Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

Ikenami.

[putyaswordson]

I'd hope so, weirdo.

[wetfortono]

--Don't call me a weirdo if I don't!

Although I will apologize to her.

[putyaswordson]

... for what?

[wetfortono]

... Kissing her boyfriend?

[putyaswordson]

Oh, she doesn't mind. It's a camp effect.

[wetfortono]

[will totally do it anyway]

Well, still...

[putyaswordson]

I already told her I was sorry. Too many men end up on this mouth and I hate it, but at least she understands. You wanna get this over with now?

[wetfortono]

. . . Hijikata-san . . .

[putyaswordson]

[ takes his hand... then pulls him in close. ]

Don't make this all dramatic, it's creepy.

[wetfortono]

[pfff]

Actually, I was going to say that you two sound like an adorable couple.

[putyaswordson]

Yeah, and the audience agrees.

[ mayo and cig flavored smooch! ]

[wetfortono]

[WEIRDEST COMBO yeah he is trying to both not make this awful and also not make this suspiciously good]

[putyaswordson]

[ it is mercifully short, but he does it... well, it's sweet. ]

There.

[wetfortono]

[sweet works! sweet is nice.]

A-ah.