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[stayinthecar]

If you are given a gift (out of kindness) that you have no use for, does the concept of bei--

Poll

Where did that come from?

((abuse this as you like! i am having lj issues and may be slow.))

Comments

[stayinthecar]

I did not make the poll, I was only going to ask.

Would you explain for me?

[stayinthecar]

[watch me be SUPER BRAVE cuz people keep telling me i can be]

I am a robot and this is a hologram.

[stillyouridol]

. . . Why didn't you say that in the beginning?

[stayinthecar]

I'm sorry.

[stillyouridol]

You should be more clear and not lead people on into misunderstandings. ...Unless you are a pervert.

[stayinthecar]

I am not a pervert.

[stillyouridol]

And if you're not up front with people and they get you a scarf that you don't need, then it's your fault.

[stayinthecar]

It is a hypothetical scarf.... no one would get me a scarf.

[stillyouridol]

It was an example.

[stayinthecar]

I understand.

[stillyouridol]

Good. What kind of robot are you? Don't give me model numbers or technical details because it won't mean anything to me -- I want to know what it is you are supposed to do.

[stayinthecar]

Please do not run away -- I no longer perform my intended function.

I am an infiltration unit, designed to find and eliminate targeted individuals. Luckily my creator granted me free will, so I do not have to obey my programming.

[stillyouridol]

[Despite whatever icon may show up, this is just... shock]

[stayinthecar]

[my default works for this comment. except picture it a little more anxious.]

[stillyouridol]

[taking a few steps back, unsuuuure]

[stayinthecar]

[SADFACE]

I promise, I would not hurt anyone.