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[fuckyou_chorus]

[It's Boxing Day, Camp Fuck U Die! What does this mean?

Well, not a lot really. Unless you were looking forward to eating breakfast. Then all you're going to encounter is a box with your name on it and a helpful directive to put all of your rubbish into it before you get to eat. In fact, even if you make food this morning before filling the box

Comments

[gaybatbanchou]

[Why would I even pretend to do that. TIME TO NOT EAT, I GUESS]

[gaybatbanchou]

I have several specific things in mind. That's the problem.

[justwannahave]

Would it be too cliched to say "follow your heart"?

[gaybatbanchou]

[totally laughs]

Yeah, I think so!

[justwannahave]

"Climb every mountain, ford every stream" too?

[gaybatbanchou]

Is this you being festive, or suffering from a head injury?

[justwannahave]

Just being myself.

[gaybatbanchou]

I really should have gotten you friendly wild animals for Christmas. You could dance around and sing together.

[justwannahave]

You mean I haven't been dancing with wolves enough?

[gaybatbanchou]

Can there be an "enough," in that case?

[justwannahave]

Where's Kevin Costner when you need that answer?

[gaybatbanchou]

If you just jinxed it and he's coming here, I will be displeased.

[justwannahave]

If it's Waterworld Costner, I will help you turn him into fish-fingers.

[gaybatbanchou]

Merry Christmas to me.

[justwannahave]

Speaking of which, I didn't know what weapons you didn't have, so I had no idea of what to get you.

[gaybatbanchou]

"It's the thought that counts." Christmas is a relationshippy holiday where I'm from, so I didn't want to be too forward.