breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

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[waylaidvagrant]

*Ask Me About My Chunk of Uranium That I Ate.*

[... You would prefer that no one ask you about that.]

[redmarksthespot]

[... lols]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You scowl at this human. It really isn't all that funny. Anyone could have made a mistake like that!]

[redmarksthespot]

Good job.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You rub your tummy in the spot where , for some reason that you are sure could not be plot-relevant at all,it is probably still lurking inside of you. You did at least to a good job of ingesting that uranium, if nothing else.]

[redmarksthespot]

[trollolololol]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You point at the rude human's own personal sign. Perhaps he wants to laugh about that, too.]

[redmarksthespot]

They failed.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You think that is fortunate and don't particularly want to laugh at it, so you just nod.]

[cruisingfora]

[Ask me about my supervillain parents and the rest of their criminal organization]

...

Is eating stuff your superpower?

[waylaidvagrant]

[You shake your head, then stare pointedly at the girl's sign. It strikes you as rather ominous.]

[cruisingfora]

[looking kind of put out as she notices him do so]

Don't ask.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod and refrain from asking as you attempt to offer the girl a comforting pat on the arm]

[cruisingfora]

...[smiles at that]

It's not like it's your fault or anything.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod again. and point at the mess hall. perhaps she will join you for some delicious hot cocoa.]

[cruisingfora]

Ooh, what did you have in mind?