breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

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[redemption_fail]

["Ask me about the time I got dumped punched at the altar"]

*trying to get it off*

[redmarksthespot]

[huh]

[redemption_fail]

[Oh hello, public executions--two bad pings for the price of one?]

This damned place . . .

[redmarksthespot]

It does some crazy shit.

[redemption_fail]

This is probably just a very small part of the crazy.

You escaped?

[redmarksthespot]

And killed the executioners.

[redemption_fail]

Looks like you've got nothing to hide.

[redmarksthespot]

I'm a pirate.

[redemption_fail]

I'm an outlaw. Not that it matters here.

[redmarksthespot]

Yeah?

[redemption_fail]

Wrong time--the bounties have expired.

[redmarksthespot]

Too bad. I don't think mine can.

[redemption_fail]

I won't tell the bounty-hunters then.

[redmarksthespot]

Like I care.

[redemption_fail]

After all you're safe in Camp.

[seekingelf]

[Ask me about my complete obliviousness to feelings.]

Yours is more direct.