breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

Comments

[blue_on_deck]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[nonrecon]

What loss? If I ever did get a divorce, I'd hang them out to dry and you know it. I'd take everything.

[blue_on_deck]

Divorce is a tough thing to go through. The loss of love and companionship.

[nonrecon]

Not always. Sometimes, it's just about convenience or money or status. And when that gets boring, you split up.

[blue_on_deck]

Remind me to not marry you.

[nonrecon]

You wouldn't want to marry me anyway, Joe.

[blue_on_deck]

I wouldn't, but now I'm sure.

[nonrecon]

Even without that, I'm not the kind of girl people marry.

[blue_on_deck]

I'd be surprised if you did.

[nonrecon]

Don't worry, I'll get old all by myself. The universe is safe.

[blue_on_deck]

Future generations will thank you.

[nonrecon]

Have them erect a statue in my honor.

[blue_on_deck]

Would you prefer solid gold?

[nonrecon]

Naturally.

[blue_on_deck]

Also noted.