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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ This time of year is a little romantic, don't you think? Even if you don't, your relationship status is now on display for everyone to see. [NAME] is [complicated/married/engaged/fantasizing about/dating/FOREVER ALONE/etc.] with [PERSON(S)/ETC.]

Yay! All the information you never cared about, nor wanted to share! ]

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[odiousialist]

[Ash IS DATING TY-- oops sorry is JEALOUSLY UNROMANTICALLY OBSSESSIVELY ONESIDEDLY in a GODAWFUL COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP with HOMICIDAL FEELINGS and MENTORS BELUS]

. . . . . . . . . . .

[windicated]

[wow I'm shocked--wait no. Not shocked at all]

[odiousialist]

[what are you looking at STOP DOING THAT IT'S PRIVATE]

. . . what do you want?

[windicated]

Me? Nothing at all.

[odiousialist]

You're here.

[windicated]

Am I not allowed to be here?

[odiousialist]

Just where I'm standing? Wow, I'm honoured.

[windicated]

You should be.

[odiousialist]

Tch. Don't try to pretend you care.

[windicated]

I'm not pretending at all. What about you?

[odiousialist]

[balls one of his hands into a fist, mouth stretched to a line]

Why ask a question you already know the answer of?

[windicated]

This may appear to be a shock, but I don't know everything. Knowing everything is a bore and only God can do that.

[odiousialist]

If you don't know whether I care or not, you haven't been paying attention at all, which I doubt.

[windicated]

[...]

Do you care?

[odiousialist]

[through clenched teeth]

Of course I care!

[windicated]

[touches Ash's chin with his fingers, looking straight at him]

But do you know how to care?