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[fuckseptember]

[TODAY IN YOUR MESS HALL] Excuse me, could I have a few minutes of your time? I'm conducting a poll... ((OOC: I SERIOUSLY OVERESTIMATED MY ABILITY TO DEAL WITH LJ. I'm dropping moooost threads, if you want me to pick up just poke me with a link ♥))

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[drfeelgold]

[huh]

... sure, why not.

[fuckseptember]

Sort of. As comic books.

[drfeelgold]

... seriously?!

[fuckseptember]

Yeah. I don't recognize you, though.

[drfeelgold]

I'm a comic book character in your world?

[fuckseptember]

It's a theory that alternate universes resonate with each other and creativity doesn't actually exist, people are just receptive to these... waves... and they write about them.

[drfeelgold]

[shuts his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose for a long moment, before opening his eyes and dropping his hand again]

Okay no, some of... some of this kind of makes sense now.

[fuckseptember]

Don't parse it as "I'm fictional in another universe" if you do that you kinda screw yourself over.

[drfeelgold]

No, I just meant--

Okay so one time I think I saw Mickey Mouse here, not a guy in a suit but the actual Mickey Mouse, and at the time I thought I was just imagining it but I guess maybe I wasn't?

[fuckseptember]

You probably weren't.

[drfeelgold]

Wow, this has... oddly never happened to me before. Do you think you are too?

[fuckseptember]

Probably. I'm great material for a melodrama.

[drfeelgold]

Really? Are you sure you're not from a romcom?

[fuckseptember]

Maybe one of those dating simulators, I'm the love interest with a terrible past.

[drfeelgold]

Like on MTV or something? Or hey, maybe you're actually from some terrible teen drama show on the WB or whatever it's called now. And like every other week you have a new love interest, but it's never the girl who you have actual feelings for.

[fuckseptember]

That's boring. Apparently I work with the FBI, maybe I'm from a crime show.