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[tobethemiracle]

[so if you were to go into the mess hall today you would notice some obnoxious teenager has claimed a table and is working on it with his laptop and quite a few empty mugs.  The more observant would notice the following: a) the apple on his macbook is missing the standard bite in it; b) instead of the usual standard 100 or so keys on his keyboard

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[stillyouridol]

[...Did someone say "obnoxious teenager"?]

[Picking mushrooms out of his dish with the most repulsed expression, hmph]

[nocturnemission]

Uh oh, do I detect a fussy eater?

[stillyouridol]

[SCOOOOOWL]

[nocturnemission]

Whats that look for?

[stillyouridol]

It's not fussy if it's mushrooms. ...And calling me fussy is rude, hmph.

[nocturnemission]

...Yeah, I guess I can't blame you too much for mushrooms. They're kinda funky.

[stillyouridol]

Or pickles, vinegar, anything too salty or bitter, and anything with too distinct of a taste. Heavy meals and most desserts are right out, as well. ...Usually.

[nocturnemission]

Uh, no, see... that's fussy.

[stillyouridol]

[SCOOOOOOWL! >:E]

[nocturnemission]

Hey, you can't blame me, I'm just pointing out the truth.

[stillyouridol]

It's not fussy, I just know what I do and do not like. I have high expectations and very refined tastes!

[nocturnemission]

Nah, you totally fussy.

[stillyouridol]

High expectations. Refined tastes.

[nocturnemission]

To-may-to to-mah-to, dude.

[stillyouridol]

[>:E Flicking mushroom at you]

[nocturnemission]

[Flickers out of reality for a moment, as the mushroom sails through where he was standing and hits the wall beyond with a wet *plop* before he reappears.]

Dude, uncalled for!