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[vore_crimes]

[stomps across camp towards what had recently been the cannibal cabin, muttering angrily to himself (something about "karma") and chewing on a zombie arm.]

((OOC: Sleeping! Will pick up old and new threads after work tomorrow.))

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Dude! Do you even know where that thing's been?

[vore_crimes]

Ambling around camp trying to eat people?

[nocturnemission]

Er, well, yeah, but that's not what I meant. Those things have like, zero personal hygiene!

[vore_crimes]

They're rotting; I really doubt their personal hygiene is the biggest concern here.

[nocturnemission]

Shouldn't you eat something fresher, then?

[vore_crimes]

You volunteering?

[nocturnemission]

What? No way! I'm not for eating!

[vore_crimes]

So you see where the problem comes in.

[nocturnemission]

Oh! Yeah, I guess so. Well, you never know. There could some somebody in camp who's into that. Have you considered talking out a personal ad?

[vore_crimes]

Yeah, I've got lucky a few times.

[nocturnemission]

Hey, there you go, then! Problem solved.

[vore_crimes]

Oh, sure, when you can foist it off on someone else.

[nocturnemission]

Sure, as long as it's not one of my friends.

[vore_crimes]

That's where it runs into problems. Everyone's somebody's friend.

[nocturnemission]

Except maybe some total jerks. You can just eat them and nobody will care, probably.

[vore_crimes]

Sure, but even then, too often and you become a public threat or something. It's bullshit.