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Character: Tony Tony Chopper
Series: One Piece
Canon: Chopper was originally a (blue-nosed) reindeer, but ate the Hito Hito Fruit which turned him partially human. He now has the brain capacity of a human and has 3 main physical forms--his reindeer form, his buff, humanoid form, and his hybrid form, which is very small and cute, and what he spends most of his time in. He also has several other variations on these forms which are activated if he eats a pill he developed, all of which improve his fighting abilities in different ways. He is trained as a medical doctor and is very good at what he does, though due to his nervous personality he tends to forget that he's a doctor when faced with emergencies and freaks out. He is also a pirate, so yes, that means he's a reindeer pirate doctor. He is very gullible and innocent, and is constantly being taken in by Usopp's lies, and he can't hide what he's feeling, though he tries to act tough, which combine in funny ways when he's feeling happy and trying to act tough at the same time. He can also communicate with other animals, and he cares deeply for his friends, since he was outcast by both reindeer and human society since he was a baby, so all of those who accept him as not-a-monster and call him friend are very precious to him. Reindeer angst! ;_; Rudolph doesn't have anything on Chopper. Chopper was abandoned by his parents for having a blue nose, driven out of his herd and later attacked by them for being part human, and then shot by humans who thought he was the abominable snow man. Can't join in any reindeer games, poo! (And side note, his seiyuu is the same as the one for Konohamaru in Naruto, if you've seen it, and the voice is SO MUCH MORE ENDEARING for Chopper than it ever was for Konohamaru. *_* SO CUTE.)
Where is this? I thought we were on a Winter island, so what am I doing in a swamp!? Boy it's hot. Reindeer don't belong in places this hot and humid. Right guys? Guys...? ......hey.....where did you all go!? I was just with you all a second second ago...ohmigodohmigodohmigod they disappeared what do I do!!??
...I need to calm down! I'm a man kinda! And not just a man, a pirate! I'm tough! Zoro would scold me again if he saw me acting like this. All I have to do is stay calm and find the others. They might need saving at the very moment, and look at me, acting so wimpy and uncool! I'm ashamed of myself! Don't worry guys, I'm coming!!
Oh, what's that? It looks human, but...different. His body's kinda stinky and discolored, for a human. Well, I've seen plenty of weird things in the Grand Line; maybe he just ate a really weird Devil Fruit. I should ask him if he's seen my crew! They're pretty loud, so I'm sure this guy would've noticed it if they're in the area.
OHMIGOD HIS ARM JUST FELL OFF AND HIS ENTIRE BODY IS GANGRENOUS! This is awful whatdoidowhatdoido!??? WHERE'S A DOCTOR!! THIS MAN NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION!! IS THERE A DOCTOR ANYWHERE!?
.....
...wait, I'M A DOCTOR! I'M SO SORRY I'LL LOOK AT YOUR WOUNDS RIGHT AWAY!! How are you feeling, sir? ...I'm sorry, you'll have to speak more clearly, I can't make out a thing you're saying. Oh dear, things are looking very bad sir, we're going to have to amputate...well, everything. And I can't seem to find your pulse...WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, SIR?! Hands off! Wait...are you trying to eat me? I may be a reindeer, but I'm a doctor, not a hunk of venison or emergency food supply or whatever else people think about me, so......HEYY!! ...you really are trying to eat me! I don't have to stand for this! Take THAT! And THAT!!
Oh...are...those your friends I see? Hahaha. Wow, it's great to have friends isn't it? Well, I think I'll leave you in their care! I'm going to be going now OKAY BYE!
Why do people always want to eat me? I talk! I walk on two legs! I PERFORM TONSILLECTOMIES. And I don't even think that guy was actually human, because there's no way he'd be alive if he was, thanks to all the necrotic tissue. And his lack of a detectable pulse. But I can't deny he was moving around and trying to eat me! And now the ducks over there are saying that think my blood would be very tasty! Even the ducks!?
Dammit, it's hot and everything here wants to eat me! Lufffyyy, where are you guys? I don't like it here. ;_;
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Character: Luke "Wormie" Skywalker
Series: Star Wars (somewhat pre-Episode IV - A New Hope)
Canon: Social misfit, hovercraft junkie, tech dork, and daydreaming farmboy, from the remote desert planet of Tatooine. Generally pretty nice, if also a bit cocky when challenged, and a little too generous with his caches of vintage whine. He has earned the nickname of "Wormie" (for reasons probably best left between him and the worms), fixes droids and machines on his uncle and aunt's moisture farm/homestead, plays with model starcrafts, and dreams of being the Imperial Space Academy's next Captain Expendable hot-shot pilot.
... I'm not sure how Uncle Owen thought that this was a good alternative to the Academy.
"I want to learn to become a fighter pilot!" Or... "I'd like to fall on my face in a puddle and be left for dead or worse on some screwy swamp planet camp... thing!"
It's nice to know he can't tell the difference between a snub fighter and a leaky rowboat. The old man's mind works in ways that I can't figure out. A lot of them seem to involve getting drunk and staying out in the sun for too long.
Owen paid for a /replacement/ for me on the farm, while I'm away at camp. He /paid/? He /never/ pays for anything if he can help it - maybe I was really in danger. :/ Or at least, he seemed to think so, firing off his blaster in the middle of the night and ranting about some 'crazy wizard'. Like I said, I'm annoyed confused by his judgement sometimes.
(Y'know, the shipping and handling transport was cheaper, maybe that was why he picked this...)
So! Instead of pursuing pilot training, I'm pursuing, uh... well, I'm not sure, entirely. It's a camp, yeah, but it's wet, it's dark, and about as murky as can be. Everything's made outta wood and stone, and smells like the inside of a 'vaparator that Treadwell accidentally cracked open in the garage last year - rotting, moldy and green. (Yeah, green is now officially a smell. C'mon, it kinda works! ... Sorta.)
Uncle Owen Some would say, "Buck up, boy! It builds character!". I'd say it's building a sinus infection - the humidity is *killing* my lungs, I feel like I've inhaled a Bantha. (Think I might have hacked one out, too, half of it is still stuck to my bunk wall! ... uh, little too much info there, sorry, everybody. I was going to clean it up, but it blended in with all the other stuff growing there, and now I can't find it.)
Something (someone?) purple and kinda hairy spooked the hell out of me on my walk to the cabin. He must have been as excited to see an offworlder as I was to be plain off-world - made some weird hand gestures and tried to grab me, I guess he wanted a hug or something. I might have offended its greeting customs by ducking out of the way and making a break for it, but I was busy trying to get in gear and move inside as fast as I could. Blue milk doesn't keep well outside of storage - I learned that the hard way. He did grab ahold of my sunhat, though, and he seemed happy enough with just that - kinda strange. I found it again a while later in a puddle, though it was kinda beaten up and ... rumpled.
I have no idea how I'll ever get these funny stains out of it. What the...?
I hear that somebody died, and that the campers are being looked to, to provide some kinda answer to whoever was responsible. Makes me a bit uneasy. I can figure out what's wrong with machines pretty easy. But trying to read other people who aren't from isolated power-station towns, and won't admit I won a race fair an' square... not quite so much. If someone has the good fortune of owning, say, a lie-detector with a torqued-out fuse, I can probably earn my keep!
If not, uh... well, I, uh, probably shouldn't tell anyone that.
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Character: Kaiou Michiru
Series: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (anime)
Canon: As one half of the not-so-ambiguously-gay duo (no, really), Kaiou Michiru is a graceful and pleasant young woman who, when necessary, becomes pretty soldier Sailor Neptune. Like her partner, Haruka, Michiru is a rather ruthless soldier who does not fear getting her hands dirty during a mission -- with the exceptions being situations that would endanger Haruka. Despite her teasing and tendency to make her partner jealous, she can be utterly devoted to those she loves; “a world without Haruka is not a world worth saving” is a direct quote from one of the episodes.
When dealing with anyone other than Haruka, Michiru remains pleasant, polite, and apparently quite friendly, though she’s not above slipping in subtle jabs into her speech when she’s in the mood. She can be quite playful at times. In the end, however, she is an extremely determined who does what she wants to do, regardless of what anyone else thinks about the subject. Most of the time, she balances between the pleasant façade and the not-always-pleasant reality beneath; still waters run deep, as the saying goes. Special abilities include painting (she has a gallery of her own in Japan), swimming, playing music (if she had not become a Sailor Soldier, she would have become a concert violinist), water-based divination (often through the use of her Deep Sea Mirror), making Haruka jealous, and balancing a lemon on the end of her violin.
(For reference, Michiru is being taken from the end of the S series, when the pair of them leave Japan to take a vacation in Europe.)
[Private]
My mirror is clouded, Uranus. I would say that the sea is uneasy as well, but the nearest body of water is not exactly suitable for divination purposes. Oh, I attempted try it once, naturally, but the images I attained were really something less than appropriate. I had no idea my subconscious was capable of showing me so many interesting uses for marine animals. I suspect that these zombies may be a new enemy; I was forced to use my violin when my attacks stopped working and their numbers are all too endless. Could these be a new sort of Daimon? And does this murder have anything to do with the situation? I wish I had more answers.
I need to speak with you soon. If this communication does not reach you, I may have to carry on the mission alone.
And if you have been injured, I will not forgive this place.
[/Private]
Oh my. I do not think this is France.
Far be it from me to insult your driving, Haruka, but perhaps you should have taken that left turn at Vienna. Even a scenic route along the coastline isn’t quite enough to distract me from being hopelessly lost. And it certainly isn’t enough to pardon the fact that I seem to have lost you somewhere between Neubrandenburg and New Orleans. Perhaps you should not have stopped to ask directions and stayed for those pretty maids, mmm?
In any case, I haven’t had too much trouble thus far. Waking up in a swamp after falling asleep in that hostel bed was really quite frightening, but I like to think I’ve handled myself well. These creatures like my music well enough; it seems that music does tame the savage zombie. I should stop them from gnawing on the violin case, perhaps, as it really can't be all that healthy for the instrument.
Ahh, but I have forgotten my manners. I am Kaiou Michiru, a violinist from Japan. Pleased to meet every one of you. And Haruka, if you’re here, perhaps you could wait to find companionship until after I arrive? If you become too busy with your new social life, I shall simply have to start giving private music lessons again. ♥
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Character: Tennou Haruka/Sailor Uranus
Series: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Wikipedia entry here; app is for Haruka at the end of the S season.)
Canon: One of the 'Outer Soldiers', and more mature than the main cast of the series, Haruka still is a pretty sailor-suited soldier for 'love and justice', or at least, 'for girls in really short skirts'. Haruka often forces herself to be cold and distant, but she's also somewhat impulsive, aggressive, self-doubting. Haruka has a masculine behaviour and appearance, sometimes getting confused for a prettyboy. She likes sports (running) and vehicles (she is seen, at age sixteen, to drive a racecar, a dirt bike, a motorcycle, two normal cars, and a damn helicopter whut, no, I don't know how either) and is quite, quite rich off those pursuits. Her element is the wind and she can 'read' it for information. She's also got a very playful edge to her personality -- although quite devoted to her lover, Michiru (Sailor Neptune), she will shamelessly flirt with most cute girls. Basically, she's a casual, easy-going person by nature and a harsh one when necessary.
[private]
The wind carries a foul odour.
... No, really, Neptune. This stench is foul, like rot and bile and -- do you remember that time you went to Vienna for a month and I couldn't remember whether whites were washed in hot or cold water, so I didn't do any laundry? It smells a little like that.
It's a bad omen.
Of course, so are the zombies I've been beating up for the last hour. Why aren't I using my special attacks? I don't even want to say what World Shaking do to them, but one of them lit up a cigarette after. At least when I kick at their heads they seem stunned for a moment, though not so much by the kick as -- are they looking up my skirt?
... Well, Neptune, I believe the shotgun seems to be most effective at warding off the new enemies; use one when you arrive.
If you even get this message, that is. Our communicators seem to be broken so I'm leaving this on my journal behind a private lock; you have my password. Don't ... read anything else in that journal, though, okay? Really, I wouldn't actually do that with ... anyone except you! I just think about it sometimes. You know. I mean ... ... I'm just going to go ... integrate myself with the citizenry trapped here.
[/private]
Hey there, little kittens! ♥
You girls all seem terribly cute, I hope you don't mind me saying! It's amazing you all look so good after camping for a while. All your boyfriends must be terribly lucky men, huh? (Do you all have boyfriends? No, right?)
My name's Tennou Haruka, my astrological sign is Aquarius, my blood type is B. Do any of you girls need someone to protect you? I mean, considering this camp, and how delicate and pretty you are... Ah, like that one, with your lovely blond hair, your incredible fashion sense, your complete lack ... of ...
Was that girl actually a boy?
... So, how about these monsters, huh?
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Character: Sohma Akito
Series: Fruits Basket
Canon: Sohma Akito is the head of the Sohma clan, and the "god"
of the Juunishi, and generally not a nice person. He's sickly in body
and mind, quick to dole out unfair judgment, and...generally, not a
nice person. Distrustful of the world at large, selfish, and almost
childish (renowned for temper tantrums), Akito is obscenely possessive
of the Juunishi. He's got this thing for mind games and he beats up
people who get too close to the Juunishi--including members of the
Juunishi themselves. He's a bitchy little boy. Yes, I am familiar with
the Akito spoiler. Hush now!
PS: Akito doesn't like Tohru. Akito doesn't like a lot of people.
Akito steals candy from small children and kicks kittens out into the
rain. ...serious.
Akito has a special kind of shady farce (re: the first time he met
Tohru in person) he puts up for people who aren't familiar with him or
the clan secret. He seems like a polite, classy kind of guy, but if
you watch carefully, it's not so hard to tell he's a total loon.
[PRIVATE] Summer camp.
What a despicable idea. I was at least vaguely hopeful that children
nowadays were intelligent enough to enjoy the time they can spend not
looking at each others' ugly faces, but no. Someone still feels the
need to cram large groups of idiots in one area, and this time without
any intention of trying to make them any smarter. This is just
torture.
Random members of my Juunishi vanishing off to some place named "Camp
Fuck You Die" was inhumane enough. Those worthless pieces
of--they're not even allowed to use the bathroom if I tell them
they can't and a hemisphere away, how--"stupid" doesn't even
cover what they did, it's out of the question, impossible.
There must be a reason. There has to. There--there is. They left
me for a reason and it is a good one. For their sakes, it
is a good reason
Earlier today, some imbecile staggered up to me and tried to
touch me. Ugh. I don't even want to call it a man--kind
of reminded me of Kyou, exactly, except not as endearing a
monstrosity. It smelled disgusting, like rotting meat. It was probably
some pervert and it almost touched me. I barely managed to
escape without letting it get anywhere near me.
...It would take at least five minutes for me to decide whether
or not someplace is abominable enough to warrant my utter loathing.
Camp Fuck You Die appears to have broken my record. [/PRIVATE]
[PUBLIC] ...Oh. Hello.
I came here looking for the precious members of my clan who have
apparently gone missing. I heard they were here. Naturally, as clan
head, you can understand my--surprise and the unbearable worry
I felt when I learned they were an entire hemisphere away. As such, I
took it upon myself to travel all the way here to look for them--and
perhaps even bring them back home where they belong. Obviously, I need
to keep a better eye on them. I really expected better, though. It's
not as though they're animals who need to be locked up and
away, right?
Oh, well. Such small acts of insubordination can be overlooked.
not likely I'll just be
so glad to see them again.
Has anyone seen them? Members of the Sohma clan.
I have missed them all so very much and am concerned for their safety,
since from what I've seen of it thus far, Louisiana is...dangerous. My
poor Yuki especially has a frail constitution--I hope he's been
alright. Don't worry, Yuki. I'll protect you and we can go home
together and we will fix right up any and all of the filthy effects
this camp and the campers will have had on you, and
you will be clean again and it will be as though you never left my
side.
...
...Oh, yes.
My name is Sohma Akito.
I hope we will all get along just fine.
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Character: Nishizono Tetora
Series: MPD Psycho
Canon: Wanted: Sociopath. Rather lanky. Vicious temper. Might switch personalities
with you. And dear God, don't let him near any sort of ammunition.
Tetora is basically a genetic experiment, a body created for the
resurrection of the soul of Lucy Monostone - a pop idol slash bizarre terrorist
slash god figure (no, really). The reconstruction calls for the merging of
several personality programms, one of which is Amamiya Kazuhiko - technically
the main character of MPD Psycho. The current Amamiya Kazuhiko has several more
personalities inside himself and is a detective, hence the title of the series
(weird how that makes sense. Not). Gakuso is the organization which is
responsible for all of the cloning/resurrection/whatever and normally has
Tetora restrained. Tetora himself doesn't really care much about anything,
save slaughter and getting out of that straightjacket... slaughter.
Cue to switched personalities, random bodyparts - especially eyes with barcodes -,
flying around, loads of gore, guys without faces, brains used as flowerpots and
lots of things going boom! And Tetora is responsible for a good part of it,
directly or indirectly (no, it never made much sense. The series doesn't,
period. Somehow, this does make sense. I'm just too much of a lowlife to
understand it ♥ But hey, pretty art! And lots of it!)
Gakuso, you're a bunch of sodding assholes for sending me here. If I
had Amamiya Kazuhiko inside of me, you wouldn't have dared to do that.
Is that it, are you punishing me with boredom for being a failure? I sort
of liked the straightjacket better. Wankers.
Anyway. Camp Fuck You Die. How overly amusing. I see the advantages - zombies
are great target practice - but the disadvantages - they don't even struggle -
sort of negate the experience for me. Plus the interesting choice of housing.
Sentient cabins? ...right. Then again, bright side: Lots and lots of weapons.
A shotgun, even. How fun. Not-so-bright side: Zombies which don't even fucking
bleed when I stab the living daylights out of them. Massacre without blood is
no fun whatsoever. The absolutely unacceptable side: Not murdering anyone. The
hell? Do you have to take away all my fun?
...but not murdering anyone doesn't mean I can't hurt people. And what
about hurting people mentally? Not in the deal. At least they leave me
some kind of fun, I suppose.
Also: The camp director wants me to look for her fiancee's murderer? Here? And
this is not another of Gakuso's labs? Hah!
PS: No, I never needed, nor wanted, a pet tomato. Especially not if it
reassembles itself after I've shot it. Repeatedly. Right between the
eyes. And is there any particular reason why it's got fangs? And is trying
to eat my arm? What the heck is up with this camp, anyway? I'm getting the
impression it's not a punishment but rather an effort to get rid of me forever.
Damn you, Gakuso, and the inbred donkey you rode in on!
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Character: Nicol Amarfi
Series: Gundam SEED
Canon: Nicol is the youngest of the four ZAFT pilots that are in control of the hijacked Gundams. He is sentimental, modest, and caring, and he acts as the glue that holds the rest of his group (Athrun, Yzak, and Dearka) together during their rough times. Although his sweet exterior and warm heart may give the impression of a weak fighter, his combat skills are not to be underestimated; he is an exceptional pilot of the stealthy Blitz Gundam, one of the top graduates in his class, and he'll fight to the death in order to protect his team mates. The boy is quite a talented musician and enjoys playing the piano.
My last memory of Earth was from Orb, but now I've apparently returned back in order to reside in a place called "Camp ...what? You Die." Could this be the piano camp that Mother said I would attend after the war? From its name, I suppose it's the afterlife equivalent of one!
I just found a small piano on the side of one of the nature trails and decided to take a rest; I'm pretty sure that the camp supplies our instruments, but practice makes perfect! I think I left my sheet music on the Vesalius (Dearka better not have used the pages for his spitwads!), but I can attempt to recite from memory. The wildlife seems to react strangely to this piano; Chopsticks caused some mushrooms to spontaneously combust, and I've attracted a goat by playing Ode to Joy. It seemed to have a vacant and disturbed expression, so I gave it some kind of blue fruit I picked up on my way into camp. I think it liked it!...until it passed out.
I wonder if it'll wake up if I play something again... Um, I'll try the song I was learning to play before I departed into battle at Orb! Here it goes!
...!!
The goat just twitched a bit and then a strange frog burst out of its abdomen, dancing and singing along to my music!
I... think I'll go on my way to the cabins now; I look forward to meeting some normal nice folks somewhere in this camp.
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Character: Nakahara Sunako
Series: Perfect Girl Evolution/Wallflower/Sunako of Many Faces/The Series of Many Names
Canon: Four boys are given a chance to live at an incredibly awesome place for free for three years, if they can turn the landlady's niece into a perfect lady. Enter Sadako Sunako, horror-movie junkie with bad hygiene and a tendency to nosebleed at the sight of beautiful people. She likes taking long walks with her mannequins (Hiroshi-kun, Josephine) and having movie marathons with Jason and Freddy (as well as "cheerfully" beating up people who threaten God's creations aka ... pretty people). She's fascinated by blood and sharp things, and all sorts of gory situations, much to the despair of the other characters (and their nerves). Of course, like all shoujo series, she is actually a very beautiful, very kind girl. She just doesn't know it because she does not look in the mirror.
This place is Heaven on Earth! Zombies. Blood. Monsters. Murder mystery! I've never been this happy in my life. Nakahara Sunako, this is the place you belong!
Hiroshi-kun is happy as well, and we both can't wait to play with the zombies! I saw a few of them eating something and the ***** went into their ***** and *****! I wish I could've gotten closer, but I didn't want to disturb those gorgeous creatures in their natural habitat. Oh, how I wish they'd let me join them! I hope they will make me a zombie as well! But until then, I'll wait and watch here from the wonderful, comforting dark ♥. Far away from those... boys, those bright creatures of the li-
...my nose! *cover nosebleed up with a handkerchief* Why are God's beautiful creations here? What are they doing to the zombies? My beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful zombies! Why are they destroying your lovely skin, your meal of rotten flesh? My nose! My eyes! They can't take this. Hiroshi-kun, come on. We have to get away from here and find some place more suitable for creatures like us.
(Edit) This is much, much better ♥ Gorillas pointed Hiroshi-kun and me in the right direction and I only had to growl at them once for picking on poor Hiroshi-kun. You'd think they had never seen an anatomical model before. This shack is so dark and lovely, and the moss even seems to be sentient~ It's gnawing on my finger, and better yet - a zombie followed me here. I knew that being this close to a zombie would be wonderful! He feels just like I imagined zombies would feel. And he's chewing on my hair! ♥ I think I will name him Gregory~
Oh, Auntie! Thank you for sending me here~ And please don't make me leave this place, never!
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Character: Kouyama Mitsuki
Series: Full Moon o Sagashite
Canon: Kouyama Mitsuki is a cheerful, optimistic,
determined young girl who dreams of becoming a singer. She also
happens to be an orphan living with her strict grandmother (who hates
music), and is dying of throat cancer. Then one day, two shinigami,
Takuto and Meroko, come through her bedroom wall and tell her that she
has only one year left to live. Mitsuki is quite upset, because she
never got to achieve her dream, and she promised her childhood
sweetheart (who is now ostensibly living in the US) that she would.
Not wanting her to have any regrets when she dies, the shinigami give
her the ability to transform into a healthy, sixteen-year-old version
of herself so that she can pursue a singing career. It's like a
Lurlene McDaniels novel, but with magic!
Mitsuki is very compassionate, and doesn't like others to worry about
her- she's the sort of person who will protest with her very last
breath that she is absolutely fine. Also, due to her illness and the
strictness of her grandmother, she hasn't really gotten to experience
most of the things that other girls her age have, and is somewhat
naïve.
(By the way, this is the form that Takuto
and Meroko take when they show themselves to people other than Mitsuki.)
Note: For those of you familiar with the canon, I'll be playing
anime!Mitsuki, fairly early-series.
I was so happy when Grandmother said I could go
to summer camp with the other girls in my class... but something must
have gone wrong. Even though I tried to be so careful to make sure
that I got on the right bus and got off at the right place, I must
have made a mistake- my friends are nowhere to be seen and
although Grandmother and I don't get along, I'm sure she would never
let me be sent somewhere like this! Also, if this was the
camp I was meant to go to, I'm sure someone would have mentioned the
zombies, wouldn't they? I mean, I've never been to camp before, but
there aren't usually zombies at summer camps, right? Or crocodiles,
either? I ran into one of the crocodiles earlier, and it got extremely
angry and bit my leg, even though I apologized! I even tried singing
to it, but it wasn't at all moved! But that could've been
because my voice gave out in the middle and I stood there clutching my
throat in pain for several minutes before I could so much as whisper
again... But I'm all right! Really! It was a very...
interesting... experience! And at least I still have Takuto and
Meroko-
... Oh, no!
Um, I don't mean to bother anybody- I'm sure you're all busy with
important things like not getting killed- but has
anyone seen a toy bunny or cat around here anywhere? They're my
friends shinigami favorite stuffed
animals, and they're very important to me. So... if you see them
anywhere, I would be very grateful if you would tell me. In fact, I
think I'll get up and go look for them myself as soon as the
crocodile bite on my leg stops bleeding so much!
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Character: Evangeline Athanasia Kitty McDowell
Series: Mahou Sensei Negima!
Canon: The Dark Evangel, the Undying Mage, the Mistress of Dolls: Eva is an ages-old vampire with a six million dollar bounty on her head. Despite being over 100 years old, however, her physical body is usually about ten. Since losing to the famed Thousand Master 15 years ago, Eva's been cursed and trapped as a middle school student/security guard for Headmaster Konoe Konoemon at Mahora Gakuen. She wants nothing more than to escape her "school Hell" curse and take back her power. Her abilities while under the curse fluctuate with the time of day and the phases of the moon; sometimes she's a vampire and a powerful potions-using dark mage, and others she's pretty much an ordinary girl who just happens to have been alive 100 years. Utterly immodest, fearless, spoiled, cultured, intelligent, cynical, tempermental, snarky, prideful and commanding, she's also been softened considerably by her time as a student; she is no longer quite as bloodthirsty as she was years ago, and does have a tender side to her. Despite everything, in some ways, she is still a little girl at heart. . . . Not that she'd ever admit it.
I won't forget this, you dried-up old eyesore!
DAMN you Headmaster, I thought we had reached an understanding! What, you're still raw about that one . . . well, series of times I tried to kill your little wizard boy? Hmph! I can't believe you'd be so underhanded as to offer me time away from the school--my first vacation in fifteen long years!--and then send me to a place like THIS! I don't even get one day free from my curse? I promised not to kill any women or children, didn't I? That was low. Who's the dark mage here anyway, you or me?
I can't pinpoint what kind of magic is at work in this hellhole, but my curse somehow still being in place and trapping me here isn't even the worst of it. I've had years to grow bitter about that kind of mistreatment, after all. But at least at school I had . . . I had my lattes, you bastard! I haven't seen a single Starbucks in this horrible place! Or a decent bottle of wine, or a, a Go board . . . I'm not going to tear up, dammit! Not here!
And your undead are weak, old man! Not one drop of class in any of them! I tried engaging one in debate about the relative virtues of brains versus blood, but hell if that wasn't a lost cause. One track mind much, guys? You're not even worth making into my mindless drones. You'd look ridiculous in the French maid outfits, for one thing. Mama likes her slaves with a bit of style and panache!
The jerky reeks of garlic, I can't fly, I don't even have my robot around to help with what passes for the housework around here . . . this is worse than school. This is HELL, Konoe Konoemon. And I will have my revenge on you. On all of you. Just wait until I get hungry on the next full moon. Lively, energetic, mindless children like you . . . you will all bow to my power! You will tremble in fear before your Mistress's dark will! WAH HA HAAAAA!
Until then, any of you kiddos have a spare teddy bear?
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Character: Tony Tony Chopper
Series: One Piece
Canon: Chopper was originally a (blue-nosed) reindeer, but ate the Hito Hito Fruit which turned him partially human. He now has the brain capacity of a human and has 3 main physical forms--his reindeer form, his buff, humanoid form, and his hybrid form, which is very small and cute, and what he spends most of his time in. He also has several other variations on these forms which are activated if he eats a pill he developed, all of which improve his fighting abilities in different ways. He is trained as a medical doctor and is very good at what he does, though due to his nervous personality he tends to forget that he's a doctor when faced with emergencies and freaks out. He is also a pirate, so yes, that means he's a reindeer pirate doctor. He is very gullible and innocent, and is constantly being taken in by Usopp's lies, and he can't hide what he's feeling, though he tries to act tough, which combine in funny ways when he's feeling happy and trying to act tough at the same time. He can also communicate with other animals, and he cares deeply for his friends, since he was outcast by both reindeer and human society since he was a baby, so all of those who accept him as not-a-monster and call him friend are very precious to him. Reindeer angst! ;_; Rudolph doesn't have anything on Chopper. Chopper was abandoned by his parents for having a blue nose, driven out of his herd and later attacked by them for being part human, and then shot by humans who thought he was the abominable snow man. Can't join in any reindeer games, poo! (And side note, his seiyuu is the same as the one for Konohamaru in Naruto, if you've seen it, and the voice is SO MUCH MORE ENDEARING for Chopper than it ever was for Konohamaru. *_* SO CUTE.)
Where is this? I thought we were on a Winter island, so what am I doing in a swamp!? Boy it's hot. Reindeer don't belong in places this hot and humid. Right guys? Guys...? ......hey.....where did you all go!? I was just with you all a second second ago...ohmigodohmigodohmigod they disappeared what do I do!!??
...I need to calm down! I'm a man kinda! And not just a man, a pirate! I'm tough! Zoro would scold me again if he saw me acting like this. All I have to do is stay calm and find the others. They might need saving at the very moment, and look at me, acting so wimpy and uncool! I'm ashamed of myself! Don't worry guys, I'm coming!!
Oh, what's that? It looks human, but...different. His body's kinda stinky and discolored, for a human. Well, I've seen plenty of weird things in the Grand Line; maybe he just ate a really weird Devil Fruit. I should ask him if he's seen my crew! They're pretty loud, so I'm sure this guy would've noticed it if they're in the area.
OHMIGOD HIS ARM JUST FELL OFF AND HIS ENTIRE BODY IS GANGRENOUS! This is awful whatdoidowhatdoido!??? WHERE'S A DOCTOR!! THIS MAN NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION!! IS THERE A DOCTOR ANYWHERE!?
.....
...wait, I'M A DOCTOR! I'M SO SORRY I'LL LOOK AT YOUR WOUNDS RIGHT AWAY!! How are you feeling, sir? ...I'm sorry, you'll have to speak more clearly, I can't make out a thing you're saying. Oh dear, things are looking very bad sir, we're going to have to amputate...well, everything. And I can't seem to find your pulse...WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, SIR?! Hands off! Wait...are you trying to eat me? I may be a reindeer, but I'm a doctor, not a hunk of venison or emergency food supply or whatever else people think about me, so......HEYY!! ...you really are trying to eat me! I don't have to stand for this! Take THAT! And THAT!!
Oh...are...those your friends I see? Hahaha. Wow, it's great to have friends isn't it? Well, I think I'll leave you in their care! I'm going to be going now OKAY BYE!
Why do people always want to eat me? I talk! I walk on two legs! I PERFORM TONSILLECTOMIES. And I don't even think that guy was actually human, because there's no way he'd be alive if he was, thanks to all the necrotic tissue. And his lack of a detectable pulse. But I can't deny he was moving around and trying to eat me! And now the ducks over there are saying that think my blood would be very tasty! Even the ducks!?
Dammit, it's hot and everything here wants to eat me! Lufffyyy, where are you guys? I don't like it here. ;_;
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Character: Luke "Wormie" Skywalker
Series: Star Wars (somewhat pre-Episode IV - A New Hope)
Canon: Social misfit, hovercraft junkie, tech dork, and daydreaming farmboy, from the remote desert planet of Tatooine. Generally pretty nice, if also a bit cocky when challenged, and a little too generous with his caches of vintage whine. He has earned the nickname of "Wormie" (for reasons probably best left between him and the worms), fixes droids and machines on his uncle and aunt's moisture farm/homestead, plays with model starcrafts, and dreams of being the Imperial Space Academy's next Captain Expendable hot-shot pilot.
... I'm not sure how Uncle Owen thought that this was a good alternative to the Academy.
"I want to learn to become a fighter pilot!" Or... "I'd like to fall on my face in a puddle and be left for dead or worse on some screwy swamp planet camp... thing!"
It's nice to know he can't tell the difference between a snub fighter and a leaky rowboat. The old man's mind works in ways that I can't figure out. A lot of them seem to involve getting drunk and staying out in the sun for too long.
Owen paid for a /replacement/ for me on the farm, while I'm away at camp. He /paid/? He /never/ pays for anything if he can help it - maybe I was really in danger. :/ Or at least, he seemed to think so, firing off his blaster in the middle of the night and ranting about some 'crazy wizard'. Like I said, I'm annoyed confused by his judgement sometimes.
(Y'know, the shipping and handling transport was cheaper, maybe that was why he picked this...)
So! Instead of pursuing pilot training, I'm pursuing, uh... well, I'm not sure, entirely. It's a camp, yeah, but it's wet, it's dark, and about as murky as can be. Everything's made outta wood and stone, and smells like the inside of a 'vaparator that Treadwell accidentally cracked open in the garage last year - rotting, moldy and green. (Yeah, green is now officially a smell. C'mon, it kinda works! ... Sorta.)
Uncle Owen Some would say, "Buck up, boy! It builds character!". I'd say it's building a sinus infection - the humidity is *killing* my lungs, I feel like I've inhaled a Bantha. (Think I might have hacked one out, too, half of it is still stuck to my bunk wall! ... uh, little too much info there, sorry, everybody. I was going to clean it up, but it blended in with all the other stuff growing there, and now I can't find it.)
Something (someone?) purple and kinda hairy spooked the hell out of me on my walk to the cabin. He must have been as excited to see an offworlder as I was to be plain off-world - made some weird hand gestures and tried to grab me, I guess he wanted a hug or something. I might have offended its greeting customs by ducking out of the way and making a break for it, but I was busy trying to get in gear and move inside as fast as I could. Blue milk doesn't keep well outside of storage - I learned that the hard way. He did grab ahold of my sunhat, though, and he seemed happy enough with just that - kinda strange. I found it again a while later in a puddle, though it was kinda beaten up and ... rumpled.
I have no idea how I'll ever get these funny stains out of it. What the...?
I hear that somebody died, and that the campers are being looked to, to provide some kinda answer to whoever was responsible. Makes me a bit uneasy. I can figure out what's wrong with machines pretty easy. But trying to read other people who aren't from isolated power-station towns, and won't admit I won a race fair an' square... not quite so much. If someone has the good fortune of owning, say, a lie-detector with a torqued-out fuse, I can probably earn my keep!
If not, uh... well, I, uh, probably shouldn't tell anyone that.
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Character: Kaiou Michiru
Series: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (anime)
Canon: As one half of the not-so-ambiguously-gay duo (no, really), Kaiou Michiru is a graceful and pleasant young woman who, when necessary, becomes pretty soldier Sailor Neptune. Like her partner, Haruka, Michiru is a rather ruthless soldier who does not fear getting her hands dirty during a mission -- with the exceptions being situations that would endanger Haruka. Despite her teasing and tendency to make her partner jealous, she can be utterly devoted to those she loves; “a world without Haruka is not a world worth saving” is a direct quote from one of the episodes.
When dealing with anyone other than Haruka, Michiru remains pleasant, polite, and apparently quite friendly, though she’s not above slipping in subtle jabs into her speech when she’s in the mood. She can be quite playful at times. In the end, however, she is an extremely determined who does what she wants to do, regardless of what anyone else thinks about the subject. Most of the time, she balances between the pleasant façade and the not-always-pleasant reality beneath; still waters run deep, as the saying goes. Special abilities include painting (she has a gallery of her own in Japan), swimming, playing music (if she had not become a Sailor Soldier, she would have become a concert violinist), water-based divination (often through the use of her Deep Sea Mirror), making Haruka jealous, and balancing a lemon on the end of her violin.
(For reference, Michiru is being taken from the end of the S series, when the pair of them leave Japan to take a vacation in Europe.)
[Private]
My mirror is clouded, Uranus. I would say that the sea is uneasy as well, but the nearest body of water is not exactly suitable for divination purposes. Oh, I attempted try it once, naturally, but the images I attained were really something less than appropriate. I had no idea my subconscious was capable of showing me so many interesting uses for marine animals. I suspect that these zombies may be a new enemy; I was forced to use my violin when my attacks stopped working and their numbers are all too endless. Could these be a new sort of Daimon? And does this murder have anything to do with the situation? I wish I had more answers.
I need to speak with you soon. If this communication does not reach you, I may have to carry on the mission alone.
And if you have been injured, I will not forgive this place.
[/Private]
Oh my. I do not think this is France.
Far be it from me to insult your driving, Haruka, but perhaps you should have taken that left turn at Vienna. Even a scenic route along the coastline isn’t quite enough to distract me from being hopelessly lost. And it certainly isn’t enough to pardon the fact that I seem to have lost you somewhere between Neubrandenburg and New Orleans. Perhaps you should not have stopped to ask directions and stayed for those pretty maids, mmm?
In any case, I haven’t had too much trouble thus far. Waking up in a swamp after falling asleep in that hostel bed was really quite frightening, but I like to think I’ve handled myself well. These creatures like my music well enough; it seems that music does tame the savage zombie. I should stop them from gnawing on the violin case, perhaps, as it really can't be all that healthy for the instrument.
Ahh, but I have forgotten my manners. I am Kaiou Michiru, a violinist from Japan. Pleased to meet every one of you. And Haruka, if you’re here, perhaps you could wait to find companionship until after I arrive? If you become too busy with your new social life, I shall simply have to start giving private music lessons again. ♥
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Character: Tennou Haruka/Sailor Uranus
Series: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Wikipedia entry here; app is for Haruka at the end of the S season.)
Canon: One of the 'Outer Soldiers', and more mature than the main cast of the series, Haruka still is a pretty sailor-suited soldier for 'love and justice', or at least, 'for girls in really short skirts'. Haruka often forces herself to be cold and distant, but she's also somewhat impulsive, aggressive, self-doubting. Haruka has a masculine behaviour and appearance, sometimes getting confused for a prettyboy. She likes sports (running) and vehicles (she is seen, at age sixteen, to drive a racecar, a dirt bike, a motorcycle, two normal cars, and a damn helicopter whut, no, I don't know how either) and is quite, quite rich off those pursuits. Her element is the wind and she can 'read' it for information. She's also got a very playful edge to her personality -- although quite devoted to her lover, Michiru (Sailor Neptune), she will shamelessly flirt with most cute girls. Basically, she's a casual, easy-going person by nature and a harsh one when necessary.
[private]
The wind carries a foul odour.
... No, really, Neptune. This stench is foul, like rot and bile and -- do you remember that time you went to Vienna for a month and I couldn't remember whether whites were washed in hot or cold water, so I didn't do any laundry? It smells a little like that.
It's a bad omen.
Of course, so are the zombies I've been beating up for the last hour. Why aren't I using my special attacks? I don't even want to say what World Shaking do to them, but one of them lit up a cigarette after. At least when I kick at their heads they seem stunned for a moment, though not so much by the kick as -- are they looking up my skirt?
... Well, Neptune, I believe the shotgun seems to be most effective at warding off the new enemies; use one when you arrive.
If you even get this message, that is. Our communicators seem to be broken so I'm leaving this on my journal behind a private lock; you have my password. Don't ... read anything else in that journal, though, okay? Really, I wouldn't actually do that with ... anyone except you! I just think about it sometimes. You know. I mean ... ... I'm just going to go ... integrate myself with the citizenry trapped here.
[/private]
Hey there, little kittens! ♥
You girls all seem terribly cute, I hope you don't mind me saying! It's amazing you all look so good after camping for a while. All your boyfriends must be terribly lucky men, huh? (Do you all have boyfriends? No, right?)
My name's Tennou Haruka, my astrological sign is Aquarius, my blood type is B. Do any of you girls need someone to protect you? I mean, considering this camp, and how delicate and pretty you are... Ah, like that one, with your lovely blond hair, your incredible fashion sense, your complete lack ... of ...
Was that girl actually a boy?
... So, how about these monsters, huh?
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Character: Sohma Akito
Series: Fruits Basket
Canon: Sohma Akito is the head of the Sohma clan, and the "god"
of the Juunishi, and generally not a nice person. He's sickly in body
and mind, quick to dole out unfair judgment, and...generally, not a
nice person. Distrustful of the world at large, selfish, and almost
childish (renowned for temper tantrums), Akito is obscenely possessive
of the Juunishi. He's got this thing for mind games and he beats up
people who get too close to the Juunishi--including members of the
Juunishi themselves. He's a bitchy little boy. Yes, I am familiar with
the Akito spoiler. Hush now!
PS: Akito doesn't like Tohru. Akito doesn't like a lot of people.
Akito steals candy from small children and kicks kittens out into the
rain. ...serious.
Akito has a special kind of shady farce (re: the first time he met
Tohru in person) he puts up for people who aren't familiar with him or
the clan secret. He seems like a polite, classy kind of guy, but if
you watch carefully, it's not so hard to tell he's a total loon.
[PRIVATE] Summer camp.
What a despicable idea. I was at least vaguely hopeful that children
nowadays were intelligent enough to enjoy the time they can spend not
looking at each others' ugly faces, but no. Someone still feels the
need to cram large groups of idiots in one area, and this time without
any intention of trying to make them any smarter. This is just
torture.
Random members of my Juunishi vanishing off to some place named "Camp
Fuck You Die" was inhumane enough. Those worthless pieces
of--they're not even allowed to use the bathroom if I tell them
they can't and a hemisphere away, how--"stupid" doesn't even
cover what they did, it's out of the question, impossible.
There must be a reason. There has to. There--there is. They left
me for a reason and it is a good one. For their sakes, it
is a good reason
Earlier today, some imbecile staggered up to me and tried to
touch me. Ugh. I don't even want to call it a man--kind
of reminded me of Kyou, exactly, except not as endearing a
monstrosity. It smelled disgusting, like rotting meat. It was probably
some pervert and it almost touched me. I barely managed to
escape without letting it get anywhere near me.
...It would take at least five minutes for me to decide whether
or not someplace is abominable enough to warrant my utter loathing.
Camp Fuck You Die appears to have broken my record. [/PRIVATE]
[PUBLIC] ...Oh. Hello.
I came here looking for the precious members of my clan who have
apparently gone missing. I heard they were here. Naturally, as clan
head, you can understand my--surprise and the unbearable worry
I felt when I learned they were an entire hemisphere away. As such, I
took it upon myself to travel all the way here to look for them--and
perhaps even bring them back home where they belong. Obviously, I need
to keep a better eye on them. I really expected better, though. It's
not as though they're animals who need to be locked up and
away, right?
Oh, well. Such small acts of insubordination can be overlooked.
not likely I'll just be
so glad to see them again.
Has anyone seen them? Members of the Sohma clan.
I have missed them all so very much and am concerned for their safety,
since from what I've seen of it thus far, Louisiana is...dangerous. My
poor Yuki especially has a frail constitution--I hope he's been
alright. Don't worry, Yuki. I'll protect you and we can go home
together and we will fix right up any and all of the filthy effects
this camp and the campers will have had on you, and
you will be clean again and it will be as though you never left my
side.
...
...Oh, yes.
My name is Sohma Akito.
I hope we will all get along just fine.
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Character: Nishizono Tetora
Series: MPD Psycho
Canon: Wanted: Sociopath. Rather lanky. Vicious temper. Might switch personalities
with you. And dear God, don't let him near any sort of ammunition.
Tetora is basically a genetic experiment, a body created for the
resurrection of the soul of Lucy Monostone - a pop idol slash bizarre terrorist
slash god figure (no, really). The reconstruction calls for the merging of
several personality programms, one of which is Amamiya Kazuhiko - technically
the main character of MPD Psycho. The current Amamiya Kazuhiko has several more
personalities inside himself and is a detective, hence the title of the series
(weird how that makes sense. Not). Gakuso is the organization which is
responsible for all of the cloning/resurrection/whatever and normally has
Tetora restrained. Tetora himself doesn't really care much about anything,
save slaughter and getting out of that straightjacket... slaughter.
Cue to switched personalities, random bodyparts - especially eyes with barcodes -,
flying around, loads of gore, guys without faces, brains used as flowerpots and
lots of things going boom! And Tetora is responsible for a good part of it,
directly or indirectly (no, it never made much sense. The series doesn't,
period. Somehow, this does make sense. I'm just too much of a lowlife to
understand it ♥ But hey, pretty art! And lots of it!)
Gakuso, you're a bunch of sodding assholes for sending me here. If I
had Amamiya Kazuhiko inside of me, you wouldn't have dared to do that.
Is that it, are you punishing me with boredom for being a failure? I sort
of liked the straightjacket better. Wankers.
Anyway. Camp Fuck You Die. How overly amusing. I see the advantages - zombies
are great target practice - but the disadvantages - they don't even struggle -
sort of negate the experience for me. Plus the interesting choice of housing.
Sentient cabins? ...right. Then again, bright side: Lots and lots of weapons.
A shotgun, even. How fun. Not-so-bright side: Zombies which don't even fucking
bleed when I stab the living daylights out of them. Massacre without blood is
no fun whatsoever. The absolutely unacceptable side: Not murdering anyone. The
hell? Do you have to take away all my fun?
...but not murdering anyone doesn't mean I can't hurt people. And what
about hurting people mentally? Not in the deal. At least they leave me
some kind of fun, I suppose.
Also: The camp director wants me to look for her fiancee's murderer? Here? And
this is not another of Gakuso's labs? Hah!
PS: No, I never needed, nor wanted, a pet tomato. Especially not if it
reassembles itself after I've shot it. Repeatedly. Right between the
eyes. And is there any particular reason why it's got fangs? And is trying
to eat my arm? What the heck is up with this camp, anyway? I'm getting the
impression it's not a punishment but rather an effort to get rid of me forever.
Damn you, Gakuso, and the inbred donkey you rode in on!
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Character: Nicol Amarfi
Series: Gundam SEED
Canon: Nicol is the youngest of the four ZAFT pilots that are in control of the hijacked Gundams. He is sentimental, modest, and caring, and he acts as the glue that holds the rest of his group (Athrun, Yzak, and Dearka) together during their rough times. Although his sweet exterior and warm heart may give the impression of a weak fighter, his combat skills are not to be underestimated; he is an exceptional pilot of the stealthy Blitz Gundam, one of the top graduates in his class, and he'll fight to the death in order to protect his team mates. The boy is quite a talented musician and enjoys playing the piano.
My last memory of Earth was from Orb, but now I've apparently returned back in order to reside in a place called "Camp ...what? You Die." Could this be the piano camp that Mother said I would attend after the war? From its name, I suppose it's the afterlife equivalent of one!
I just found a small piano on the side of one of the nature trails and decided to take a rest; I'm pretty sure that the camp supplies our instruments, but practice makes perfect! I think I left my sheet music on the Vesalius (Dearka better not have used the pages for his spitwads!), but I can attempt to recite from memory. The wildlife seems to react strangely to this piano; Chopsticks caused some mushrooms to spontaneously combust, and I've attracted a goat by playing Ode to Joy. It seemed to have a vacant and disturbed expression, so I gave it some kind of blue fruit I picked up on my way into camp. I think it liked it!...until it passed out.
I wonder if it'll wake up if I play something again... Um, I'll try the song I was learning to play before I departed into battle at Orb! Here it goes!
...!!
The goat just twitched a bit and then a strange frog burst out of its abdomen, dancing and singing along to my music!
I... think I'll go on my way to the cabins now; I look forward to meeting some normal nice folks somewhere in this camp.
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Character: Nakahara Sunako
Series: Perfect Girl Evolution/Wallflower/Sunako of Many Faces/The Series of Many Names
Canon: Four boys are given a chance to live at an incredibly awesome place for free for three years, if they can turn the landlady's niece into a perfect lady. Enter Sadako Sunako, horror-movie junkie with bad hygiene and a tendency to nosebleed at the sight of beautiful people. She likes taking long walks with her mannequins (Hiroshi-kun, Josephine) and having movie marathons with Jason and Freddy (as well as "cheerfully" beating up people who threaten God's creations aka ... pretty people). She's fascinated by blood and sharp things, and all sorts of gory situations, much to the despair of the other characters (and their nerves). Of course, like all shoujo series, she is actually a very beautiful, very kind girl. She just doesn't know it because she does not look in the mirror.
This place is Heaven on Earth! Zombies. Blood. Monsters. Murder mystery! I've never been this happy in my life. Nakahara Sunako, this is the place you belong!
Hiroshi-kun is happy as well, and we both can't wait to play with the zombies! I saw a few of them eating something and the ***** went into their ***** and *****! I wish I could've gotten closer, but I didn't want to disturb those gorgeous creatures in their natural habitat. Oh, how I wish they'd let me join them! I hope they will make me a zombie as well! But until then, I'll wait and watch here from the wonderful, comforting dark ♥. Far away from those... boys, those bright creatures of the li-
...my nose! *cover nosebleed up with a handkerchief* Why are God's beautiful creations here? What are they doing to the zombies? My beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful zombies! Why are they destroying your lovely skin, your meal of rotten flesh? My nose! My eyes! They can't take this. Hiroshi-kun, come on. We have to get away from here and find some place more suitable for creatures like us.
(Edit) This is much, much better ♥ Gorillas pointed Hiroshi-kun and me in the right direction and I only had to growl at them once for picking on poor Hiroshi-kun. You'd think they had never seen an anatomical model before. This shack is so dark and lovely, and the moss even seems to be sentient~ It's gnawing on my finger, and better yet - a zombie followed me here. I knew that being this close to a zombie would be wonderful! He feels just like I imagined zombies would feel. And he's chewing on my hair! ♥ I think I will name him Gregory~
Oh, Auntie! Thank you for sending me here~ And please don't make me leave this place, never!
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Character: Kouyama Mitsuki
Series: Full Moon o Sagashite
Canon: Kouyama Mitsuki is a cheerful, optimistic,
determined young girl who dreams of becoming a singer. She also
happens to be an orphan living with her strict grandmother (who hates
music), and is dying of throat cancer. Then one day, two shinigami,
Takuto and Meroko, come through her bedroom wall and tell her that she
has only one year left to live. Mitsuki is quite upset, because she
never got to achieve her dream, and she promised her childhood
sweetheart (who is now ostensibly living in the US) that she would.
Not wanting her to have any regrets when she dies, the shinigami give
her the ability to transform into a healthy, sixteen-year-old version
of herself so that she can pursue a singing career. It's like a
Lurlene McDaniels novel, but with magic!
Mitsuki is very compassionate, and doesn't like others to worry about
her- she's the sort of person who will protest with her very last
breath that she is absolutely fine. Also, due to her illness and the
strictness of her grandmother, she hasn't really gotten to experience
most of the things that other girls her age have, and is somewhat
naïve.
(By the way, this is the form that Takuto
and Meroko take when they show themselves to people other than Mitsuki.)
Note: For those of you familiar with the canon, I'll be playing
anime!Mitsuki, fairly early-series.
I was so happy when Grandmother said I could go
to summer camp with the other girls in my class... but something must
have gone wrong. Even though I tried to be so careful to make sure
that I got on the right bus and got off at the right place, I must
have made a mistake- my friends are nowhere to be seen and
although Grandmother and I don't get along, I'm sure she would never
let me be sent somewhere like this! Also, if this was the
camp I was meant to go to, I'm sure someone would have mentioned the
zombies, wouldn't they? I mean, I've never been to camp before, but
there aren't usually zombies at summer camps, right? Or crocodiles,
either? I ran into one of the crocodiles earlier, and it got extremely
angry and bit my leg, even though I apologized! I even tried singing
to it, but it wasn't at all moved! But that could've been
because my voice gave out in the middle and I stood there clutching my
throat in pain for several minutes before I could so much as whisper
again... But I'm all right! Really! It was a very...
interesting... experience! And at least I still have Takuto and
Meroko-
... Oh, no!
Um, I don't mean to bother anybody- I'm sure you're all busy with
important things like not getting killed- but has
anyone seen a toy bunny or cat around here anywhere? They're my
friends shinigami favorite stuffed
animals, and they're very important to me. So... if you see them
anywhere, I would be very grateful if you would tell me. In fact, I
think I'll get up and go look for them myself as soon as the
crocodile bite on my leg stops bleeding so much!
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Character: Evangeline Athanasia Kitty McDowell
Series: Mahou Sensei Negima!
Canon: The Dark Evangel, the Undying Mage, the Mistress of Dolls: Eva is an ages-old vampire with a six million dollar bounty on her head. Despite being over 100 years old, however, her physical body is usually about ten. Since losing to the famed Thousand Master 15 years ago, Eva's been cursed and trapped as a middle school student/security guard for Headmaster Konoe Konoemon at Mahora Gakuen. She wants nothing more than to escape her "school Hell" curse and take back her power. Her abilities while under the curse fluctuate with the time of day and the phases of the moon; sometimes she's a vampire and a powerful potions-using dark mage, and others she's pretty much an ordinary girl who just happens to have been alive 100 years. Utterly immodest, fearless, spoiled, cultured, intelligent, cynical, tempermental, snarky, prideful and commanding, she's also been softened considerably by her time as a student; she is no longer quite as bloodthirsty as she was years ago, and does have a tender side to her. Despite everything, in some ways, she is still a little girl at heart. . . . Not that she'd ever admit it.
I won't forget this, you dried-up old eyesore!
DAMN you Headmaster, I thought we had reached an understanding! What, you're still raw about that one . . . well, series of times I tried to kill your little wizard boy? Hmph! I can't believe you'd be so underhanded as to offer me time away from the school--my first vacation in fifteen long years!--and then send me to a place like THIS! I don't even get one day free from my curse? I promised not to kill any women or children, didn't I? That was low. Who's the dark mage here anyway, you or me?
I can't pinpoint what kind of magic is at work in this hellhole, but my curse somehow still being in place and trapping me here isn't even the worst of it. I've had years to grow bitter about that kind of mistreatment, after all. But at least at school I had . . . I had my lattes, you bastard! I haven't seen a single Starbucks in this horrible place! Or a decent bottle of wine, or a, a Go board . . . I'm not going to tear up, dammit! Not here!
And your undead are weak, old man! Not one drop of class in any of them! I tried engaging one in debate about the relative virtues of brains versus blood, but hell if that wasn't a lost cause. One track mind much, guys? You're not even worth making into my mindless drones. You'd look ridiculous in the French maid outfits, for one thing. Mama likes her slaves with a bit of style and panache!
The jerky reeks of garlic, I can't fly, I don't even have my robot around to help with what passes for the housework around here . . . this is worse than school. This is HELL, Konoe Konoemon. And I will have my revenge on you. On all of you. Just wait until I get hungry on the next full moon. Lively, energetic, mindless children like you . . . you will all bow to my power! You will tremble in fear before your Mistress's dark will! WAH HA HAAAAA!
Until then, any of you kiddos have a spare teddy bear?
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