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Character: Kudou Kazahaya
Series: Lawful Drug (aka: Gouhou Drug and Legal Drug) ( Remedy: A Gouhou Drug Site )
Canon: Kudou Kazahaya has a gift. When he touches a person or
an object, he sees visions, but he has no money and no
place to stay. Enter the Green Drug pharmacy. In
exchange for working in the store, he gets room and
board. In order to make ends meet there's a catch--he
must take on "special" assignments from his boss that
can only be handled by someone with his gift.
Trusting, energetic, and a little bit spastic,
Kazahaya isn't stupid.... He's just a little too
trusting and a lot naive. His side jobs run anywhere
from hunting down old vases and book to cross-dressing
and hunting down invisible fireflies. His gift allows
him to shuffle through memories of the objects, but
more often than not, the memories roll him and he ends
up getting toyed with by them. He's very intuitive,
athletic, and caring, and he's very defensive about
his shortcomings and is easily riled.
I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Anyone who saw me yesterday--that wasn't me! Well, it
was me, but it wasn't, I swear! It's really hard to
explain, but the groping, growling, humping, and chasing... IT WASN'T ME!
So I'm sorry. I really am. I didn't mean to--I didn't
think--God, this is so hard to explain.
I got to camp yesterday. This was supposed to be a
pretty easy job--just go, find out what's going on,
and make yourself useful. I was getting paid a
lot--a lot--and that idiot Rikuo wasn't coming
so I was even more excited and didn't ask any
questions. I've never been to a summer camp before so
this was going to be a great adventure... and then I
got here and the shotguns and the zombies and... I
don't know how to shoot a gun! So I threw it at him
and ran. I was just about to one of the cabins when I
tripped over something and fell against a tree....
Uh... after that, things are still a little confusing.
The tree apparently held a lot of really strong
memories about the gorillas at this camp.... which
were a little... overwhelming and um... I did a lot of
bad stuff, and I'm sorry. I wasn't in control of
myself. One of the gorillas thought this was a good
thing (?), cornered me, and slapped me hard enough to
knock me out. The entire left side of my head is now
swollen, tender to the touch, and probably bruised
spectacularly. I'm not sure how they got marriage from
that--or even where a gorilla found a wedding
dress in the first place, but it does lead me to
the main point of posting here:
I know I did really stupid things yesterday, and I'm
extremely sorry; but could someone who's really nice
and really forgiving please, please, please get
me out of this gorilla nest before he gets back and
tries to consummate anything?
Please?
Current Mood: distressed
Poll Vote!
Character: Luke Skywalker
Series: Star Wars, past the first Act of Return of the Jedi
Canon: At this point in time, he is on the threshold of becoming a Jedi like his father. Through loss of friends, the pain of losing his right hand, and the disillusion of learning the terrible truth about his father's fate; he has become somewhat emotionally detached, leaving the blissful ignorance of his years on the Homestead far behind him. Though his strength in the Force has grown, he, like all Jedi, can feel the lurings of the Dark Side. Though seemingly calm, he is torn between the duty he must have as a Jedi to stop the Sith and the desire to save the man that was, at one time, Anakin Skywalker. He knows that Leia Organa is his twin sister and feels quite protective of her, hoping that she will never learn what he has. He fears that if Vader ever found out that he had two children instead of one, Leia's emerging skill in the Force could be easily twisted to serve the Emperor. He has little desire to make a scene and will use his growing powers of persuasion to keep himself hidden in plain sight, though, when such an option is not viable, he can and will use the same choking technique his father was notorious for.
Perhaps it would have best if I just left that wretched cave alone. The last time was unpleasant enough seeing Vad... my father. Now, I'm seeing these half-rotted corpses that can still move... granted, there are worse things in the swamps of Degobah than those... large, purple... things that look like much uglier wookies, but, it was far more subtle. It doesn't look that hopeless, because I've seen signs of life around here. There are others banding together to survive, but, at the same time, I feel... uneasy around a few of them, like that small girl with the yellow hair, and the sharp teeth that acts like she's Master Yoda... or older.
The Force isn't strong here, and even with my lightsaber, I'm still worried. Or maybe the Dark Side is so strong here that it's choking my ability. I have to get out. There was a way in, so the opposite should hold true.
For now, I've been fortunate enough to elude the purple primates. Yet, now of all times, something Master Yoda said still echoes in the back of my head. When I first met him, I said I wasn't afraid. He only smirked and said that I would be.
He was right.
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Character: Winry Rockbell
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist">Wikipedia)
Canon: Winry is an automail mechanic,
coming from a long line of doctors; while the Elric
brothers grew up reading alchemical texts, she read
her parents' (KIA) medical texts. She's a tough
positive thinker with a knack for encouragement of the
no-nonsense, straightforward type. She had the grit to
help her grandmother install Edward's automail at 12
years old, and she once delivered a baby working from
memory of procedure. She's kind, determined, and wears
her heart on her sleeve, thus she usually ends up
crying when Ed or Al deliver their latest Oh God Our
Lives Are Emo attack. However, she will not hesitate
to bash her wrench over either brother's head to set
them on the right track again, even through tears.
Though her love is a tough love, she will always
support them.
She spends most of her travel time making house calls
on Ed, fixing his automail up after she's reduced him
to a censored bloody splat for wrecking it (again).
Edward calls her a machine freak, which is fair, since
she once stripped Ed naked in public to show her work
off among her mechanic peers.
Ahaha... I seem to be lost.
I got a call from Ed and Al a few days ago, asking me
to grab a train to Central because Ed broke his
automail. Again. Not that he told me how, even
after I explained to him in great volume and detail
that the steel on that arm could take an entire herd
of cattle raging over it before denting. Though at
this point I wouldn't put it past him to find some
cows, piss them off, and stick his limbs under them
just to see.
... But anyway, this definately isn't Central. I heard
someone talking about an angry midget in a red coat,
so obviously he's around here somewhere. But then I
lost sight of people, and then there were... these
OTHER people, and I really don’t think even automail
can help them when they willingly tug off their limbs
to club you with them and -
I'm currently resting in a cave that I found! It's
very cool and comfortable and strategic, because
anything alive that wants to crawl its way in has to
go through my WRENCH. If there's one thing I am, it's
perfectly fine! I’ve been disassembling and
reassembling this shotgun for comfort, and I’m on the
fourteenth round and barely looking anymore. I’m even
getting used to the fuzzy, glittery blue moss thing
that is slowly getting closer. Oh look there’s another
one, ahahaha that one has a mouth *SMASH*!
... This is where they put all the state alchemists
after they've snapped, isn't it. That would explain
everything. I really hope you two are just on a
mission, and not, you know... finally...
Ed, you’ve been doing your daily maintenance, haven't
you? Considering the humidity, and the slime, and the
living gushy plant life that’s trying to crawl up
my leg now, you wouldn’t just leave your arm and
leg to the forces of nature, right?
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Character: Quatre Raberba Winner
Series: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
Canon: Gundam Wing is that one anime that no one ever watched, ever -- except everyone totally did. (Acceptance is the first step in the recovery process.) There's rebellion. There's mecha suits. There's pretty boys which fandom had far too much perving over.
Enter Quatre Raberba Winner, a frail blond with twelve or so (give or take a thousand) sisters, who may or may not have been born from a test tube. He's rich, cute, and bubbly; he's got an army of bodyguards called Quatre's Attack-Shriners the Maganacs who follow him everywhere and make sure he is safe; he's quite possibly the best strategist out of the Gundam pilots, and if there were a leader among them, he would be it; he has a Space Heart, assumedly in place of his real heart: no one's really sure what it is and it makes very little sense, but it allows him to feel strong emotions from others and gives him a chance to show his emo skills; and if you kill his father and put him in Wing Zero, the Super Gundam!, he goes insane and tries to blow colonies and his boyfriend duet partner up.
Quatre is kind, thoughtful, optimistic, caring, and clever. He doesn't like violence but he understands that it is sometimes needed for change. He loves his family, and believes wholeheartedly in helping people. And, all of this aside, he taught me that real men wear pink.
[locked to 04; encryption code: *****]
A malfunctioning receptor in the positioning system has resulted in my landing approximately 492 km from my destination point. All systems were functioning normally when I set out and I believe that the meteor patch I encountered caused the damage. I must report my failure as soon as the systems are back up -- my communications are, absurdly, down.
My initial assessment of the area is that I am near a swamp-based summer camp, of all places, entitled Camp Fu... My. The native peoples appear to suffer from a skin and throat condition that also impairs mental judgement; it appears they are incapable of intelligent speech. "Zombies" is too harsh a word to describe them, I think. I have seen evidence that 01 and 05 are here, and I must investigate this further. I am unsure if contacting them will endanger their mission(s), so I will refrain from doing so. For now, the information provided seems sufficient to masquerade as a camper.
[unlocked]
I believe, fellow campers, that if we are able to overcome our differences and work together, we can overcome this. By "this" I mean, of course, the horrible atrocities occuring here. Now, I am not foolish enough to think that you have all not thought of this yourselves, nor am I convinced that this will be easy. I am, however, a firm believer that with our combined strengths and intelligences we can resolve the situation without any more mindless bloodshed. If we fail, we must regroup, rethink our strategy, and persist!
Oh! How rude of me, I'm sorry! I am Quatre Raberba Winner, of L4 Colony, and I'm new to this interesting... place. Is that really its name? I cannot wait, truly, to meet all of you. I hope I will be able to contribute to the camp in a way that is beneficial to all of us.
That being said, does anyone here have. Well. Catgut? The E string of my violin snapped. I do not believe we would have the synthetics needed here, and so... It seems there was a number of sheep here in the past, and I was wondering if any of them had... died recently? I believe one did. Have any of its innards been retained?
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Character: Kotobuki Sukiyabashi
Series: Clamp School Defenders Duklyon
Canon: Kotobuki is a cheerful, shy and overly polite freshman at the Clamp School/Academy/Party Hall. He tends to be clumsy, trips over himself, and tends to be incomprehensibly shy around people he likes romantically. Outside of class, he is the leader of the Imonoyama Shopping District Association, a group bent on world domination by taking over various parts of the school! (Do not question the alien logic!) When in evil leader mode, Kotobuki tends to be cocky, boasts himself and makes long monologues! Likely this is due to the repression of this side in public due to his shyness. He also happens to be an alien royal only child prince, and does not particularly want to take over anything, but tradition can be cruel, as well as evil space fiancées. Some of Kotobuki’s special talents are the summoning of evil monsters, and the eating of 20 cakes in one sitting.
[Private] *Snicker* Finally, We’ve done something correctly! You think a clever fluctuation in the verbiage of the name of this so-called camp could throw us off its identity? Never! “Camp fuck you die”? No, it must definitely be “CLAMP fuck you die”, but such silly use of fake typos cannot stop us! … Or rather me, as my poor poor associates seem have mysteriously disappeared! No matter! I still have Wooltar with me! Nonetheless! Records show that Nokoru Imonoyama has been visiting for the last few weeks and that name suggest that this must be a secret over seas branch of the school, outside the reach of Duklyon!*highly practiced evil laughter* [/private]
Hello everyone, I would rather like to introduce myself, I am Kotobuki Sukiyabashi…, and am glad to make all you acquaintances! I, er- recently arrived at this “camp”, through getting lost on school grounds. I always though that the school was a bit too large- after all, I apparently missed this entire place! I have no idea how the Imonoyama do it, though it likely involves such fun things as dangerous interdimensional portals and teleportation tiles because they “felt like it~ ?”. Probably should stop joking about them though, they could throw me out of school!
I also have a few questions for the longer-term residents of this place:
• Have any of you come across an organization, group, person with DID, or other such things that want to dominate the world?
• Bonus points if they are a secret society.
• Have any of you seen a spandex clad group of warriors of justice who are named after a bakery?
• Can anyone explain what these things that chased me when I first arrived are?
• And why do they taste so good~?
… And why has my poor pet deadly electrical evil beast sheep turned into this?! Great, now it’s even harder to resist petting him and getting zapped! Is the mutation of sheep into… strange rubbery sheep normal here…?
And as warning: if a very sexy evil tyrant seeking world domination appears during one of my… [private]*randomly chooses random disease*[/private] …seizures when I will likely head for the infirmary, think nothing of it, it is a coincidence, and we most definitely do not look alike!
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Character: Hawkeye
Series: Seiken Densetsu 3 (SNES)
Canon: Hawkeye (also known as Hawk) is a thief of the Navarre Thieves Guild. He has a very easygoing personality and takes every problem with a drop of good humour. Hawkeye can be a shameless flirt despite the fact that he has a girlfriend and doesn't appear to take anything seriously. Hawkeye tries to do the right thing, usually in a "two wrongs make a right" way, and is an extremely loyal person at heart.
A lot of angsty stuff happens in his backstory. In the end, everyone that Hawkeye knows is either killed or trying to kill him (or is just blessedly unconscious) and Hawkeye must flee to Holy City Wendel, seeking the aid of the Priest of Light to solve his numerous problems. Instead, he gets a parasite Faerie stuck in his head, is now known as the Chosen One and is told to find eight Spirits to go to the Holyland, draw the Sword of Mana and awaken the Mana Goddess in order to save the world from impending doom.
Teenagers get all the cool problems.
Hello! My name's Hawkeye, and I'm a bit lost. I think I got turned around in the forest; I'm from a desert region, so all those trees were a little disorienting. Especially when you've got zombies moaning for your brains and hunting you down. Faerie I think it's the Mana imbalance.
Interesting village, by the way - "Happiest Place On Earth Camp Fuck You Die" isn't on my map, but if someone can point me to the nearest spacehopper (small, yellow, launches you thousands of feet into the air) I think I can get my bearings.
Speaking of which, can any of you villagers tell me if there's a Mana Stone nearby? They're big, green stones that're leaking Mana if someone was stupid enough to mess with it. It'd be really, really bad if you cracked one open because a Godbeast is sealed in each one. (If you don't know what a Godbeast is, you just have to know that they're evil, uncontrollable and enjoy killing things.) Faerie I have a feeling one's nearby, given the whole near-invasion of Mana-tainted monsters you've got surrounding your village.
I'm also looking for a woman...she's an evil sorceress that got me started on this whole quest. She enjoys making people suffer and could be taking advantage of your monster invasion problem. If you've seen her or any ninjas in your village, flee for your lives.
Wait, there's a barrier around your village... Don't worry, I can take it down!
*lots of sparkles!*
*...more sparkles!*
...it's not going down...
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Character: Dudley Dursley
Series: Harry Potter
Canon: Dudley Dursley is the spoiled-rotten cousin of Harry Potter, who until he was fourteen or fifteen could have been accurately described as a "lardass". Around then, however, he's gotten noticeably more muscular, a trait he exploits to bully neighbourhood children. Dudley's parents have rarely, if ever, disciplined him; he could get away with murder in their house, because their "ickle Duddy-kuns" can do no wrong. They also tend to purchase for him extravagant gifts and toys (he has at least two televisions and multiple game systems), and so on the rare occasion that he doesn't get what he wants, he'll pitch a temper tantrum -- in the first book, he was set to burst when he received thirty-something birthday gifts, two fewer than what he'd gotten the year before.
As Harry's cousin, Dudley is aware of the magic that exists in the world, though he's apprehensive of it at best, especially since he was attacked by a Dementor (a dark creature that sucks the positive emotions from its victims) when he was fifteen; though Harry saved him, he seemed to believe that the attack was Harry's fault. So while he often postures and threatens Harry, he's too wary to actually follow through on anything he says he'll do. Besides, it's easier more fun to pick on ten-year-olds.
When Mum and Dad said they were sending me to summer camp, I didn't really expect a camp in America, much less one in a dingy swamp inhabited by zombies and other such disgusting friends of Harry's. I want to go home right now. This is not fun and games!
Why on Earth don't any of the telephones work? I was going to call my parents and let them know that they'd made a mistake in booking my flight, or something like that, because there's no way they would have sent me here had they known this place's true nature. (Though really the name "Camp Fuck You Die" doesn't sound like the name of a camp anyone would want to go to.)
What in the HE-- one of those rancid undead freaks just grabbed my arm as I was typing this, and when I jerked away its hand came off. Really, if someone doesn't find a way for me to get out of here within one day at the most, there will be trouble. My parents have access to the best law money can buy.
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Character: Mutoh Yugi
Series: Yu-Gi-Oh! (Wikipedia Entry)
Canon: Yugi is a slightly shy tenth-grader who loves
games. He has pretty good luck, and is something of a genius with puzzles
and games of skill. In fact, he is the only person ever to have solved the
Millennium Puzzle, an artifact from ancient Egypt that was rumored to be
cursed. Rather than becoming cursed, however, Yugi gained a second
personality: his soul is now inhabited by the spirit of a Pharaoh, of whom
Yugi may be the reincarnation. This alternate personality is more confident
(almost to the point of arrogance), more easily angered, and also taller
than his host. The spirit of the Pharaoh currently emerges mainly during
times of great stress, or when Yugi or a friend is in danger. Yugi himself
is very friendly, loyal, and trusting-almost too trusting, as he
frequently lands himself in trouble by not realizing that someone is out to
harm him. He is also fiercely protective of his friends, and will go to any
lengths for the people he cares about.
I know I went to sleep in Duelist Kingdom last night, but I just woke up,
and I don’t know where I am. Still the forest, but it’s a lot darker and
quieter, and my friends are nowhere around. And Duelist Kingdom definitely
wasn’t this hot and humid.
I think someone is trying to sabotage me. The Player-Killers wouldn’t do
this, I don’t think-aren’t they just supposed to steal your star chips? But
then, it would have to be one of the other players, right? If that’s the
case, I hope nothing’s happened to my friends.
All of my things are gone, too; my Duel Monsters deck and duel glove are
missing. So is the camera. And my extra food. Even the Puzzle is gone.
Wait…The Puzzle is gone?
…The Puzzle is gone.
Oh no, the Puzzle is gone!
It looks like whoever robbed me left my wallet, though, and the journal I
was using to record my duels. That’s something, right? Right?
But…The Millennium Puzzle is…
And I keep hearing weird noises and rustling in the bushes. I think there’s
an animal or something out there. It sounds like a big animal. And it
smells. It smells really, really bad.
And the Millennium Puzzle is gone.
Yami…I’m kind of scared…
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Character: Kudou Kazahaya
Series: Lawful Drug (aka: Gouhou Drug and Legal Drug) ( Remedy: A Gouhou Drug Site )
Canon: Kudou Kazahaya has a gift. When he touches a person or
an object, he sees visions, but he has no money and no
place to stay. Enter the Green Drug pharmacy. In
exchange for working in the store, he gets room and
board. In order to make ends meet there's a catch--he
must take on "special" assignments from his boss that
can only be handled by someone with his gift.
Trusting, energetic, and a little bit spastic,
Kazahaya isn't stupid.... He's just a little too
trusting and a lot naive. His side jobs run anywhere
from hunting down old vases and book to cross-dressing
and hunting down invisible fireflies. His gift allows
him to shuffle through memories of the objects, but
more often than not, the memories roll him and he ends
up getting toyed with by them. He's very intuitive,
athletic, and caring, and he's very defensive about
his shortcomings and is easily riled.
I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Anyone who saw me yesterday--that wasn't me! Well, it
was me, but it wasn't, I swear! It's really hard to
explain, but the groping, growling, humping, and chasing... IT WASN'T ME!
So I'm sorry. I really am. I didn't mean to--I didn't
think--God, this is so hard to explain.
I got to camp yesterday. This was supposed to be a
pretty easy job--just go, find out what's going on,
and make yourself useful. I was getting paid a
lot--a lot--and that idiot Rikuo wasn't coming
so I was even more excited and didn't ask any
questions. I've never been to a summer camp before so
this was going to be a great adventure... and then I
got here and the shotguns and the zombies and... I
don't know how to shoot a gun! So I threw it at him
and ran. I was just about to one of the cabins when I
tripped over something and fell against a tree....
Uh... after that, things are still a little confusing.
The tree apparently held a lot of really strong
memories about the gorillas at this camp.... which
were a little... overwhelming and um... I did a lot of
bad stuff, and I'm sorry. I wasn't in control of
myself. One of the gorillas thought this was a good
thing (?), cornered me, and slapped me hard enough to
knock me out. The entire left side of my head is now
swollen, tender to the touch, and probably bruised
spectacularly. I'm not sure how they got marriage from
that--or even where a gorilla found a wedding
dress in the first place, but it does lead me to
the main point of posting here:
I know I did really stupid things yesterday, and I'm
extremely sorry; but could someone who's really nice
and really forgiving please, please, please get
me out of this gorilla nest before he gets back and
tries to consummate anything?
Please?
Current Mood: distressed
Poll Vote!
Character: Luke Skywalker
Series: Star Wars, past the first Act of Return of the Jedi
Canon: At this point in time, he is on the threshold of becoming a Jedi like his father. Through loss of friends, the pain of losing his right hand, and the disillusion of learning the terrible truth about his father's fate; he has become somewhat emotionally detached, leaving the blissful ignorance of his years on the Homestead far behind him. Though his strength in the Force has grown, he, like all Jedi, can feel the lurings of the Dark Side. Though seemingly calm, he is torn between the duty he must have as a Jedi to stop the Sith and the desire to save the man that was, at one time, Anakin Skywalker. He knows that Leia Organa is his twin sister and feels quite protective of her, hoping that she will never learn what he has. He fears that if Vader ever found out that he had two children instead of one, Leia's emerging skill in the Force could be easily twisted to serve the Emperor. He has little desire to make a scene and will use his growing powers of persuasion to keep himself hidden in plain sight, though, when such an option is not viable, he can and will use the same choking technique his father was notorious for.
Perhaps it would have best if I just left that wretched cave alone. The last time was unpleasant enough seeing Vad... my father. Now, I'm seeing these half-rotted corpses that can still move... granted, there are worse things in the swamps of Degobah than those... large, purple... things that look like much uglier wookies, but, it was far more subtle. It doesn't look that hopeless, because I've seen signs of life around here. There are others banding together to survive, but, at the same time, I feel... uneasy around a few of them, like that small girl with the yellow hair, and the sharp teeth that acts like she's Master Yoda... or older.
The Force isn't strong here, and even with my lightsaber, I'm still worried. Or maybe the Dark Side is so strong here that it's choking my ability. I have to get out. There was a way in, so the opposite should hold true.
For now, I've been fortunate enough to elude the purple primates. Yet, now of all times, something Master Yoda said still echoes in the back of my head. When I first met him, I said I wasn't afraid. He only smirked and said that I would be.
He was right.
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Character: Winry Rockbell
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist">Wikipedia)
Canon: Winry is an automail mechanic,
coming from a long line of doctors; while the Elric
brothers grew up reading alchemical texts, she read
her parents' (KIA) medical texts. She's a tough
positive thinker with a knack for encouragement of the
no-nonsense, straightforward type. She had the grit to
help her grandmother install Edward's automail at 12
years old, and she once delivered a baby working from
memory of procedure. She's kind, determined, and wears
her heart on her sleeve, thus she usually ends up
crying when Ed or Al deliver their latest Oh God Our
Lives Are Emo attack. However, she will not hesitate
to bash her wrench over either brother's head to set
them on the right track again, even through tears.
Though her love is a tough love, she will always
support them.
She spends most of her travel time making house calls
on Ed, fixing his automail up after she's reduced him
to a censored bloody splat for wrecking it (again).
Edward calls her a machine freak, which is fair, since
she once stripped Ed naked in public to show her work
off among her mechanic peers.
Ahaha... I seem to be lost.
I got a call from Ed and Al a few days ago, asking me
to grab a train to Central because Ed broke his
automail. Again. Not that he told me how, even
after I explained to him in great volume and detail
that the steel on that arm could take an entire herd
of cattle raging over it before denting. Though at
this point I wouldn't put it past him to find some
cows, piss them off, and stick his limbs under them
just to see.
... But anyway, this definately isn't Central. I heard
someone talking about an angry midget in a red coat,
so obviously he's around here somewhere. But then I
lost sight of people, and then there were... these
OTHER people, and I really don’t think even automail
can help them when they willingly tug off their limbs
to club you with them and -
I'm currently resting in a cave that I found! It's
very cool and comfortable and strategic, because
anything alive that wants to crawl its way in has to
go through my WRENCH. If there's one thing I am, it's
perfectly fine! I’ve been disassembling and
reassembling this shotgun for comfort, and I’m on the
fourteenth round and barely looking anymore. I’m even
getting used to the fuzzy, glittery blue moss thing
that is slowly getting closer. Oh look there’s another
one, ahahaha that one has a mouth *SMASH*!
... This is where they put all the state alchemists
after they've snapped, isn't it. That would explain
everything. I really hope you two are just on a
mission, and not, you know... finally...
Ed, you’ve been doing your daily maintenance, haven't
you? Considering the humidity, and the slime, and the
living gushy plant life that’s trying to crawl up
my leg now, you wouldn’t just leave your arm and
leg to the forces of nature, right?
Poll Vote!
Character: Quatre Raberba Winner
Series: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
Canon: Gundam Wing is that one anime that no one ever watched, ever -- except everyone totally did. (Acceptance is the first step in the recovery process.) There's rebellion. There's mecha suits. There's pretty boys which fandom had far too much perving over.
Enter Quatre Raberba Winner, a frail blond with twelve or so (give or take a thousand) sisters, who may or may not have been born from a test tube. He's rich, cute, and bubbly; he's got an army of bodyguards called Quatre's Attack-Shriners the Maganacs who follow him everywhere and make sure he is safe; he's quite possibly the best strategist out of the Gundam pilots, and if there were a leader among them, he would be it; he has a Space Heart, assumedly in place of his real heart: no one's really sure what it is and it makes very little sense, but it allows him to feel strong emotions from others and gives him a chance to show his emo skills; and if you kill his father and put him in Wing Zero, the Super Gundam!, he goes insane and tries to blow colonies and his boyfriend duet partner up.
Quatre is kind, thoughtful, optimistic, caring, and clever. He doesn't like violence but he understands that it is sometimes needed for change. He loves his family, and believes wholeheartedly in helping people. And, all of this aside, he taught me that real men wear pink.
[locked to 04; encryption code: *****]
A malfunctioning receptor in the positioning system has resulted in my landing approximately 492 km from my destination point. All systems were functioning normally when I set out and I believe that the meteor patch I encountered caused the damage. I must report my failure as soon as the systems are back up -- my communications are, absurdly, down.
My initial assessment of the area is that I am near a swamp-based summer camp, of all places, entitled Camp Fu... My. The native peoples appear to suffer from a skin and throat condition that also impairs mental judgement; it appears they are incapable of intelligent speech. "Zombies" is too harsh a word to describe them, I think. I have seen evidence that 01 and 05 are here, and I must investigate this further. I am unsure if contacting them will endanger their mission(s), so I will refrain from doing so. For now, the information provided seems sufficient to masquerade as a camper.
[unlocked]
I believe, fellow campers, that if we are able to overcome our differences and work together, we can overcome this. By "this" I mean, of course, the horrible atrocities occuring here. Now, I am not foolish enough to think that you have all not thought of this yourselves, nor am I convinced that this will be easy. I am, however, a firm believer that with our combined strengths and intelligences we can resolve the situation without any more mindless bloodshed. If we fail, we must regroup, rethink our strategy, and persist!
Oh! How rude of me, I'm sorry! I am Quatre Raberba Winner, of L4 Colony, and I'm new to this interesting... place. Is that really its name? I cannot wait, truly, to meet all of you. I hope I will be able to contribute to the camp in a way that is beneficial to all of us.
That being said, does anyone here have. Well. Catgut? The E string of my violin snapped. I do not believe we would have the synthetics needed here, and so... It seems there was a number of sheep here in the past, and I was wondering if any of them had... died recently? I believe one did. Have any of its innards been retained?
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Character: Kotobuki Sukiyabashi
Series: Clamp School Defenders Duklyon
Canon: Kotobuki is a cheerful, shy and overly polite freshman at the Clamp School/Academy/Party Hall. He tends to be clumsy, trips over himself, and tends to be incomprehensibly shy around people he likes romantically. Outside of class, he is the leader of the Imonoyama Shopping District Association, a group bent on world domination by taking over various parts of the school! (Do not question the alien logic!) When in evil leader mode, Kotobuki tends to be cocky, boasts himself and makes long monologues! Likely this is due to the repression of this side in public due to his shyness. He also happens to be an alien royal only child prince, and does not particularly want to take over anything, but tradition can be cruel, as well as evil space fiancées. Some of Kotobuki’s special talents are the summoning of evil monsters, and the eating of 20 cakes in one sitting.
[Private] *Snicker* Finally, We’ve done something correctly! You think a clever fluctuation in the verbiage of the name of this so-called camp could throw us off its identity? Never! “Camp fuck you die”? No, it must definitely be “CLAMP fuck you die”, but such silly use of fake typos cannot stop us! … Or rather me, as my poor poor associates seem have mysteriously disappeared! No matter! I still have Wooltar with me! Nonetheless! Records show that Nokoru Imonoyama has been visiting for the last few weeks and that name suggest that this must be a secret over seas branch of the school, outside the reach of Duklyon!*highly practiced evil laughter* [/private]
Hello everyone, I would rather like to introduce myself, I am Kotobuki Sukiyabashi…, and am glad to make all you acquaintances! I, er- recently arrived at this “camp”, through getting lost on school grounds. I always though that the school was a bit too large- after all, I apparently missed this entire place! I have no idea how the Imonoyama do it, though it likely involves such fun things as dangerous interdimensional portals and teleportation tiles because they “felt like it~ ?”. Probably should stop joking about them though, they could throw me out of school!
I also have a few questions for the longer-term residents of this place:
• Have any of you come across an organization, group, person with DID, or other such things that want to dominate the world?
• Bonus points if they are a secret society.
• Have any of you seen a spandex clad group of warriors of justice who are named after a bakery?
• Can anyone explain what these things that chased me when I first arrived are?
• And why do they taste so good~?
… And why has my poor pet deadly electrical evil beast sheep turned into this?! Great, now it’s even harder to resist petting him and getting zapped! Is the mutation of sheep into… strange rubbery sheep normal here…?
And as warning: if a very sexy evil tyrant seeking world domination appears during one of my… [private]*randomly chooses random disease*[/private] …seizures when I will likely head for the infirmary, think nothing of it, it is a coincidence, and we most definitely do not look alike!
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Character: Hawkeye
Series: Seiken Densetsu 3 (SNES)
Canon: Hawkeye (also known as Hawk) is a thief of the Navarre Thieves Guild. He has a very easygoing personality and takes every problem with a drop of good humour. Hawkeye can be a shameless flirt despite the fact that he has a girlfriend and doesn't appear to take anything seriously. Hawkeye tries to do the right thing, usually in a "two wrongs make a right" way, and is an extremely loyal person at heart.
A lot of angsty stuff happens in his backstory. In the end, everyone that Hawkeye knows is either killed or trying to kill him (or is just blessedly unconscious) and Hawkeye must flee to Holy City Wendel, seeking the aid of the Priest of Light to solve his numerous problems. Instead, he gets a parasite Faerie stuck in his head, is now known as the Chosen One and is told to find eight Spirits to go to the Holyland, draw the Sword of Mana and awaken the Mana Goddess in order to save the world from impending doom.
Teenagers get all the cool problems.
Hello! My name's Hawkeye, and I'm a bit lost. I think I got turned around in the forest; I'm from a desert region, so all those trees were a little disorienting. Especially when you've got zombies moaning for your brains and hunting you down. Faerie I think it's the Mana imbalance.
Interesting village, by the way - "Happiest Place On Earth Camp Fuck You Die" isn't on my map, but if someone can point me to the nearest spacehopper (small, yellow, launches you thousands of feet into the air) I think I can get my bearings.
Speaking of which, can any of you villagers tell me if there's a Mana Stone nearby? They're big, green stones that're leaking Mana if someone was stupid enough to mess with it. It'd be really, really bad if you cracked one open because a Godbeast is sealed in each one. (If you don't know what a Godbeast is, you just have to know that they're evil, uncontrollable and enjoy killing things.) Faerie I have a feeling one's nearby, given the whole near-invasion of Mana-tainted monsters you've got surrounding your village.
I'm also looking for a woman...she's an evil sorceress that got me started on this whole quest. She enjoys making people suffer and could be taking advantage of your monster invasion problem. If you've seen her or any ninjas in your village, flee for your lives.
Wait, there's a barrier around your village... Don't worry, I can take it down!
*lots of sparkles!*
*...more sparkles!*
...it's not going down...
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Character: Dudley Dursley
Series: Harry Potter
Canon: Dudley Dursley is the spoiled-rotten cousin of Harry Potter, who until he was fourteen or fifteen could have been accurately described as a "lardass". Around then, however, he's gotten noticeably more muscular, a trait he exploits to bully neighbourhood children. Dudley's parents have rarely, if ever, disciplined him; he could get away with murder in their house, because their "ickle Duddy-kuns" can do no wrong. They also tend to purchase for him extravagant gifts and toys (he has at least two televisions and multiple game systems), and so on the rare occasion that he doesn't get what he wants, he'll pitch a temper tantrum -- in the first book, he was set to burst when he received thirty-something birthday gifts, two fewer than what he'd gotten the year before.
As Harry's cousin, Dudley is aware of the magic that exists in the world, though he's apprehensive of it at best, especially since he was attacked by a Dementor (a dark creature that sucks the positive emotions from its victims) when he was fifteen; though Harry saved him, he seemed to believe that the attack was Harry's fault. So while he often postures and threatens Harry, he's too wary to actually follow through on anything he says he'll do. Besides, it's easier more fun to pick on ten-year-olds.
When Mum and Dad said they were sending me to summer camp, I didn't really expect a camp in America, much less one in a dingy swamp inhabited by zombies and other such disgusting friends of Harry's. I want to go home right now. This is not fun and games!
Why on Earth don't any of the telephones work? I was going to call my parents and let them know that they'd made a mistake in booking my flight, or something like that, because there's no way they would have sent me here had they known this place's true nature. (Though really the name "Camp Fuck You Die" doesn't sound like the name of a camp anyone would want to go to.)
What in the HE-- one of those rancid undead freaks just grabbed my arm as I was typing this, and when I jerked away its hand came off. Really, if someone doesn't find a way for me to get out of here within one day at the most, there will be trouble. My parents have access to the best law money can buy.
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Character: Mutoh Yugi
Series: Yu-Gi-Oh! (Wikipedia Entry)
Canon: Yugi is a slightly shy tenth-grader who loves
games. He has pretty good luck, and is something of a genius with puzzles
and games of skill. In fact, he is the only person ever to have solved the
Millennium Puzzle, an artifact from ancient Egypt that was rumored to be
cursed. Rather than becoming cursed, however, Yugi gained a second
personality: his soul is now inhabited by the spirit of a Pharaoh, of whom
Yugi may be the reincarnation. This alternate personality is more confident
(almost to the point of arrogance), more easily angered, and also taller
than his host. The spirit of the Pharaoh currently emerges mainly during
times of great stress, or when Yugi or a friend is in danger. Yugi himself
is very friendly, loyal, and trusting-almost too trusting, as he
frequently lands himself in trouble by not realizing that someone is out to
harm him. He is also fiercely protective of his friends, and will go to any
lengths for the people he cares about.
I know I went to sleep in Duelist Kingdom last night, but I just woke up,
and I don’t know where I am. Still the forest, but it’s a lot darker and
quieter, and my friends are nowhere around. And Duelist Kingdom definitely
wasn’t this hot and humid.
I think someone is trying to sabotage me. The Player-Killers wouldn’t do
this, I don’t think-aren’t they just supposed to steal your star chips? But
then, it would have to be one of the other players, right? If that’s the
case, I hope nothing’s happened to my friends.
All of my things are gone, too; my Duel Monsters deck and duel glove are
missing. So is the camera. And my extra food. Even the Puzzle is gone.
Wait…The Puzzle is gone?
…The Puzzle is gone.
Oh no, the Puzzle is gone!
It looks like whoever robbed me left my wallet, though, and the journal I
was using to record my duels. That’s something, right? Right?
But…The Millennium Puzzle is…
And I keep hearing weird noises and rustling in the bushes. I think there’s
an animal or something out there. It sounds like a big animal. And it
smells. It smells really, really bad.
And the Millennium Puzzle is gone.
Yami…I’m kind of scared…
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