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... also I will probably not be able to close this until later this evening. Sorry!
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Character: Ennis
Series: Baccano! (anime + available novel translations)
Character Age: Physically ~18
Canon: In the year 1711, a group of alchemists successfully summon a demon which provides them with an elixir that grants them immortality. Over two hundred years later, in November of 1930, the elixir is remade, but not without pulling many previously uninvolved people into a complicated mess when it is stolen. It switches hands repeatedly from street gangs to mafia executives to idiot thieves, none of whom realize exactly what it is until well after the last drop is consumed.
An immortal homunculus created by one of the alchemists as a tool in hunting down his former associates, Ennis is supposed to have no thoughts or feelings of her own, only obeying his orders. However, when those orders result in her killing an immortal (gaining all of his knowledge and memories in the process), she gradually becomes capable of thought, emotion, and free will. Even so, unable to defy her master without facing immediate death, Ennis is a quiet and withdrawn individual resigned to her fate. After achieving her freedom, however, she learns to express herself a little more through both actions and conversation, though she still speaks as formally as ever. Despite her lack of experience with living a normal human life, Ennis is extremely smart, observant, and capable... but not infallible. After all, when people suddenly dance into the street, no one can hit the brakes in time.
Sample Post:
That bump just now... It happened again... At least I can apologize properly this time... Sir, can you hear me? I was not going very fast, but... I would rather not get in trouble with the police, so let me help you into the car and I will bring you to a hospital. Please hang on; the closest one is just a few minutes away. It does not look like there are any broken bones and there is very little blood. While the bruising looks very painful, it is not anything dangerous, but... your skin is very cold. That is not a good sign. You will need to have a doctor check up on you right away because there is a possibility of internal bleeding and I do not have the knowledge to treat that... It might just be that you need to rest though, so I will help you lie down in the car. The cold must be uncomfortable, but I do not have any blankets with me. I hope that my jacket is enough to keep you warm.
Please stop struggling, sir; I would rather not drop you in your condition. I am very sorry about the collision, but I was not able to stop in time. It was like you just appeared out of--ah... this place isn't any part of New York that I know... and the road has vanished...? But... I am certain that I was just--sir! If you move around so recklessly, you are just going to add to your injuries...
You must have hit your head. I can barely understand what you are saying, but I am sure that your brain is just fine. It is likely just a small concussion. I... do not know where we are at this time, but I am sure that there must be someone nearby able to give directions to the nearest hospital, so please just try to stay as still as possible while I... You have a strong grip, sir, and that is a good sign, but it is hard to drive through this rough terrain while you are pulling on my arms like that, and... We are very lucky that I managed to turn in time to avoid the lake, sir, because I certainly did not imagine that large tentacle slipping beneath the wa--ah...!
Was... was that really necessary...? I realize that you are probably very angry with me and not thinking straight, but, sir, if it were someone other than myself, they might not have been able to fully recover from having an ear torn off... Sir! You should not be putting something like that in your--do not swallow that, sir! You are already very hurt and it would be hard on your body when that comes back up to reattach and you made yourself sick all over the--What a mess... Ah, just lie down, sir... I can get that cleaned up later.
...Oh, there is a sign over there that states a hospital is just ahead... though this will be the first time I have seen one located in such a heavily wooded area. It must be more of an outpost than an actual hospital, but there should be someone able to treat your injuries there. At the very least, I will be able to find some supplies to--Why are there gorillas dressed as nurses? I don't think this can even be called a veterinary clinic, much less a hospital. An amusement park or circus seems more likely... Ah, they are starting to approach; I apologize if it gets a bit stuffy in here, sir, but I am rolling up the window now.
Poll Vote!
Character: Tezuka Kunimitsu
Series: Prince of Tennis
Character Age: 14
Canon: In Prince of Tennis, logic and sense-making are thrown out the door as junior high-schoolers from all over Japan play against each other in hopes of winning the national tennis championship. With moves that are able to destroy the five senses, predict the outcome of points scored several shots in advance and even kill dinosaurs, it's definitely going to be a long, hard battle. But you can be sure that the members of Seigaku's Tennis Club, the heroes of this story, are up to the challenge. If their teammate Inui's terrible "health" juices don't kill them first, that is.
Tezuka Kunimitsu is captain of said tennis club and an amazing all-around player who's known throughout Japan for his skill. He's strict, serious and has high expectations for everyone on the team, with even higher expectations for himself. One of his favorite catch-phrases is, "Let's not get careless." So if anyone breaks any rules or steps out of place, they'll be running laps until they can barely stand. Fiercely loyal to Seigaku, Tezuka has absolute faith in his teammates and is willing to do whatever it takes to lead everyone to victory, including sacrificing his arm during matches and ruining his chances of becoming a pro. Overall, Tezuka is calm, cool, collected, quiet, smart, only has one facial expression and is often mistaken for being a middle-aged man.
Sample Post:
When the idea of visiting a training camp in the swamps of Louisiana was proposed, I had to admit that I was a bit skeptical. Many of the tennis club members are currently busy studying for exams and while I have faith in the academic abilities of my team, some should not be missing class. Still, having taken the time to walk around the grounds, I am assured that this will be a good test of our skills and wits, and will provide excellent training as we prepare for the national tournament. Having the staff dress up as zombies is a rather unprofessional way to run this camp, though. I understand that fear can work as a great motivator, but I don't want my team completely traumatized. And some of the programs available already seem a bit...questionable.
For example, the obstacle course, while in excellent condition, could use a bit of fine tuning. Most of the tasks needed to complete it are of the normal variety, but somehow, I don't quite think that running through a gauntlet of hedgehogs will help improve anything. Perhaps it could be used as a test to see how quickly one can remove all of the needles from the skin. Pinpoint accuracy and excellent timing are always good skills to have. Also, the sign stating that it will be necessary to remove our clothes before the mud run will have to be taken down. I believe that the extra weight from the wet fabric will help greatly with resistance training. Although I do have to wonder about the warning regarding the crocodile lying in wait for easy prey.
My only other issue is with the...ah, Whack The Baby Seal game. I can see how this would test and strengthen hand-eye coordination, but using baby seals is cruel and rather unusual. And while I would not have an issue with using it if the creatures were fake, the fact that there are live baby seals trapped in that machine is something that I cannot forgive. Even if we are given foam mallets to use. I must get in contact with whoever maintains this abomination at once. Unfortunately, the only number I can find comes attached with a note that says "For a good time, call 1-800-SEAL-LUVA." That's not even proper English and is obviously someone's idea of a bad joke. Hopefully, I will be able to get the correct information from Coach when she arrives.
Speaking of which, according to my watch there is less than five minutes left before we're supposed to start our training and not one person has shown up yet. This is absolutely unacceptable. Tardiness will not be tolerated and will be punished severely. Every person who is late will have to run 100 laps with ankle weights on. After they have one of Inui's special drinks.
After all, we shouldn't get careless.
Poll Vote!
Character: Ashelia (Ashe) B'nargin Dalmasca
Series: Final Fantasy XII
Age: 19
Canon: The king has been slain, the newly-widowed princess has taken her own life, and with no one to defend it the small country of Dalmasca falls to the Archadian empire - Well, it can't get much worse than this, can it? This is the tragedy that Final Fantasy XII opens with, another title in the chain that is never quite finished. In this incarnation, the machinations and plots of every empire and country, mad scientist and magical god-like race come to light as a slap-dash group of people from every walk of life (sky pirates, dancers, and bunny girls, oh my!) unravels exactly what is going down in Ivalice.
In the school of Badass Princesses, Ashe is the valedictorian. The last heir of Dalmasca does not lay down her duties after losing her father, husband, and living in exile after her death is announced by her own uncle. Instead, Ashe puts together a resistance and lives in hiding for two years, biding her time til she can take her crown and country back. Ashe is a strong woman who fights her own battles, leading from the front lines with fierce pride, a hefty broadsword, and a barely there mini-skirt and top. She doesn't quite know the meaning of being soft-spoken or demure as she accepts nothing less than diligence from those around her and is quick to remind everyone of it. Ashe can let down her guard at times, revealing a woman that is still touched by the loss of her husband and able to be guided by her allies towards what she should do. Yet even with her doubts, Ashe has been groomed and forged from experience to be a just ruler.
Note: Hume is the name of the race of humans.
Sample Post:
Quit these games! I cannot stay my time kissing frogs, receiving apples - And would you kindly return my boot? It has been a long and trying time for all those here, but resorting to common thievery only darkens this plight! Now, direct me to the Lady Director; I should be expected.
With such reception and hospitality - If only manners were their sole difficulty. Neglected by ally and governor alike, it is no small feat that the people only go hungry but once a week. I should not be over hasty though. The morale of this city-state is faring better than any would expect with such circumstances. The people have not deserted their land, and that fealty should be given due respect and reward. The nation is it's people and there is still yet hope in this one, though it is tried. With undead beasts roaming hume quarters so openly, it is not startling that they make offerings, albeit unorthodox ones, to those from afar who would help them and resort to rudimentary cures for the curious ails here - To think I'd need a whistle to ward against turning into a swan, of all things.
Yes, the people are grievously struggling, but to harbour such hatred of the Lady Director. . . I know all too well how it is to be cursed by those people who had expected a godsent savior in perilous times and received none. But cannot these good people empathize with her? To have lost her engaged without any cause or reason is lamentable. She is a lady of strong will to be able to bear the ire of her beloved people alone for so long. And though I can understand the need for concealment, were the Lady easier to find it would be to her favor. It is no wonder the previous ambassadors were unable to locate her. There ought be a way - Ah, if the whole of the people were set at ease then perhaps it would assuage her fear. The Lady Director could then reveal herself.
People of Cahmpr F'uk Yul Dai! Stay your swords, let hume and gorillae work in much needed harmonious unison, and do not overburden the Moogles with unsatisfying exertions of thy stress upon others! It profits none. And those who bear animosity to your Lady Director should quit their vexation. She is no more ensnared in the fate of this land than you. Were she given a people who would understand her plight rather than bear wrath towards her; the lady could, at last, make a valuable ally to your shared cause. She as your governor cares for this land in untold ways. Even if she has failed you in times past, listen to her now. You would find more reason with her in words than in steel or magic or. . . wheeled shoe.
Now, whom among you is ready to - Do not interrupt! After the trials I have faced to get here with beasts that cast Silence at every turn, I will not be stopped in my work until this nation is - ... ... ... !!
Poll Vote!
Character: Near (N for short)
Series: Death Note
Character Age: 19 (post-timeskip, pre-final chapter)
Canon: Death Note is a suspenseful, mind-fuck filled series about Yagami Light, or 'Kira', a young Japanese man who desires to kill all criminals in the world and make the world just and peaceful. That he'll rule over that peaceful and fear-filled world is just a coincidence, really. With a Death Note dropped by the Shinigami Ryuuk, he needs only to write a person's name while picturing their face and they will die, which makes his job pretty easy. Opposing him is a man known only as L, the greatest detective in the world, who seeks to bring justice to the killer known as Kira.
Near is one of the children trained to succeed L by a special orphanage, and the most talented of them. He's brilliant with logic but not very good with emotional reasoning. Despite his general state of detachment, however, he's just as possessive of 'his' people as L is; he only displays emotions over four things: L, Mello (his closest competitor from the orphanage), Kira, and deaths among his subordinates. He constantly plays with toys as he thinks; from darts to dice to gundam models to blowing rubber duckies around an inflatable pool with a hairdryer, he thinks best when he's playing - and pretty much anything can become a toy in his hands. Including other people's minds, since he enjoys screwing with those at times, too. His desire to surpass L is the driving force in his life.
Sample Post:
Tilt the microphone to the left, please, Squirrel #3. Squirrel #1, you've installed the television over the public address system as instructed and wired our communications system in? Excellent. Thank you for your hard work. Here are your nuts; as requested, they are touching. Please relax until I call for you again. . . . Don't eat them here. I'm about to make my announcement.
Prisoners of Camp Fuck You Die, I am N. I know that you have been trapped here, confounded by a quack mystery that none of you are capable of solving. I pledge to you that the killer will be made to account not only for the crime, but also for remaining silent for so long and continuing your wrongful quack imprisonment. Right at this very moment, the FBI is working from the outside while I have arrived to deal with that which can only be done from inside the barrier.
I ask for your cooperation quack with my investigation. I will catch the criminal, with or without your assistance. However, if you cooperate, it will be easier for everyone. If you have any information, please see Squirrel #2 by the bulletin board in your cafeteria. He has a very serious questionnaire that you should answer. You may also make an appointment for quaaack debriefing. If you have any information on 'Kira' or 'L', please make an appointment as well.
Rest assured, prisoners of Camp Fuck You Die, justice will be done.
Transmission ended. Squirrel #3, notify me as soon as someone approaches Squirrel #2. And get me some duck food - insects and vegetation. I need to finish heat-curing the glue on this model, and from the noises it's making, my torch seems to be low on fuel.
Poll Vote!
Character Name: Kuga Natsuki
Series: Mai-HiME
Character Age: 17
Canon: HiMEs are schoolgirls of Fuka Academy who are able to use elements to materialize bio-mechanical beings, or Children. A Child operates as a weapon to fight the aggressive Orphans, creatures that are summoned by an unknown power. HiMEs are gathered by a research organization known as the First District, and are motivated to engage in these deadly fights to protect their most precious person, who becomes collateral in exchange for the power of a Child. As a student of Fuka Academy, Kuga Natsuki is also one of those chosen girls.
Natsuki is a purpose-driven HiME whose stubbornness and strong will drive her to seek revenge for her mother's death, caused by the First District for whom her mother used to work. Handy with firearms, her summoning element is a pair of ice-bullet guns. She's a loner by circumstances, and doesn't warm up to others or lets her guard down easily. While she's reluctant to get close to others, her loyalty and dedication make the best of her qualities. Her strong sense of justice, coupled with her fiery disposition, places her in undesirable positions more often than not. Despite her aloof image, this motorcycling beauty has several soft spots, especially for lingerie. She may look cool and collected at first, but it doesn't take much to irritate her, and there's much to be irritated at, being the series's token (and unwilling) fanservice character.
Sample Post:
I understand the need for you to observe caution, especially with the level of confidentiality of what you're tipping me to. However, playing the mysterious informer can go too far. Your trench coat is straining at the seams, you're holding your newspaper upside down, and-- just what is that smell your fingers are burning along with your cigarette. Ugh. If you're so dedicated to the detective movie stereotype, then don't you dare croak before giving me the most important bit of information, or I'll make sure to shoot you myself.
According to what you have sent me so far, you claim we're on the grounds of an experimental camp where a high number of "supernaturally powered" individuals are confined for observation. I can't believe an organization could be irresponsible enough to dump people like that in a location with such a high hazards ratio, all in the name of science. Don't they care at all about endangering innocent people? Their only crime was falling into such very irresistible pattern types as to be trapped here. This area is already diseased with viruses and deviants alike. People are subjected to experiments robbing them from their proper age and dignity, and against their will! Distorting people's bodies and sticking them in lacy dresses for extended periods of time sounds like something the First District would do, alright. I don't need to look into what remains of your eyes to see that I've hit the mark there.
It's about time someone put a stop to herding people here like test animals even if some of them are animals. And don't give me that line about some of them being here out of their own free will! If they knew what was good for them, they wouldn't willingly walk into a swamp of predators and voyeurs. Stop flapping your trench coat open! There's nothing even to see there! And what do you mean by m-mandatory... naked day?! Oh you'll be sure I'm taking care of this place before that date rolls around. I'm sure as hell not sticking around for that! Next thing you'll tell me that the trees around here are some sort of bio-organic creatures out to molest innocent girls. Trees make some very good target practice--
...You could have mentioned there were other sorts of trees that are benign, you know. The lingerie that one is sprouting is not bad at all. I think I recognize the stuff on the upper branches from the latest fall collection...
I wonder if it has my size.
Poll Vote!
Character Name: Fujino Shizuru
Series: Mai-HiME
Character Age: 17
Canon: Fuka Academy is under attack by monstrous creatures called Orphans. Luckily, a mysterious group has been gathering special magical girls at that very school in order to defeat them. These girls are known as HiMEs, and are able to materialise a weapon out of thin air and summon a semi-mechanical companion to help them fight. Naturally, they must keep these abilities a secret from the general population, and so it falls to the student council of the school to explain things such as giant gashes suddenly appearing in hills and unconscious girls being found in suspicious circumstances on campus.
While the more junior members of the student council run around madly trying to fix things, their president is sitting comfortably in the background, sipping tea. If there's one thing Fujino Shizuru is good at, it's delegating. Her charisma combined with astute observational skills and a gentle sense of humour ensure that people are already in the middle of following her suggestions before they even realise that it wasn't their idea in the first place. She rules the student council with a calm and softspoken, but nevertheless firmly authoritative hand. One of the few duties which she undertakes herself is negotiating important business matters that the school is involved in, for example those surrounding sponsorship for the school festival (a massive and expensive annual event). In these cases her grace and observance of ancient traditions disguise an iron will and determination not to back down until her needs are met.
Sample post:
My, this is quite a welcoming party, isn't it? It is lovely to see the local cultures represented so well. If I am not mistaken, this is the traditional welcoming dance known as the One-Shoe Shuffle. It is quite fascinating to see it performed, thank you kindly for the opportunity. One can certainly see how much the performers must have practiced. I understand that the synchronised leg-dropping and arm-swapping are both very advanced skills, and I'm sure it must take quite some time to sort out which limbs belong to whom after the performance. Please be sure to relay my appreciation to the dancers for this rare experience.
Now that we have observed the formalities, shall we perhaps speak of business matters? As you are aware, I am here to discuss the possibility of a relationship between your establishment and Fuka Academy, in particular the sending of small groups, or "batches", of our students on a short program to enhance their teamwork and personal confidence. This will take place through a slightly altered American-style summer camp. Now, I understand that you cannot entirely guarantee the exact length of stay? As long as the students are returned before there is undue concern as to their whereabouts, that will suffice. I must admit I am quite intrigued by this technology you have developed. The idea of compressing entire years into nearly no time at all... it is simply amazing what can be done in this day and age. Such state-of-the-art facilities are the reason why you immediately stood out to us as a consideration.
It would be remiss of me, however, to agree to such a contract without first clearing up a few concerns that have arisen out of your description of the premises. Now, it would appear that the main driving factor in your "survival" program is not, in fact, continued survival, but the guarding of one's chastity from the various hazards that exist in this camp. This is indeed a creative idea, and one guaranteed to result in growth of character. However, I would like to know more about any liability issues that may arise were any of our students to... fall behind the pack, shall we say. Are you quite sure that your "offscreen" policy will prevent such issues? ... Ah, I suppose a guaranteed lack of witnesses or evidence would indeed hinder such a case from coming to fruition. I do also appreciate that such incidents occur very infrequently in these times, and the benefits of the supposed danger may perhaps outweigh the risks.
In that case, my last remaining concern is what it is that your establishment gains out of this arrangement. You say that you will be gathering data on our students, but for what purpose? Hmmm... A "social experiment" is just a little vague, don't you agree? If I didn't know better, I might start to think there was some kind of ulterior motive involved. After all, it is quite easy to do any number of things under that claim. I'm afraid I will have to ask for a full report on exactly the kinds of data acquired. Don't worry, it will not be too long for my subordinates to read for me. There is nothing I prize more than the health and safety of the students, you understand.
Poll Vote!
... also I will probably not be able to close this until later this evening. Sorry!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now VOTE. Closed!
Character: Ennis
Series: Baccano! (anime + available novel translations)
Character Age: Physically ~18
Canon: In the year 1711, a group of alchemists successfully summon a demon which provides them with an elixir that grants them immortality. Over two hundred years later, in November of 1930, the elixir is remade, but not without pulling many previously uninvolved people into a complicated mess when it is stolen. It switches hands repeatedly from street gangs to mafia executives to idiot thieves, none of whom realize exactly what it is until well after the last drop is consumed.
An immortal homunculus created by one of the alchemists as a tool in hunting down his former associates, Ennis is supposed to have no thoughts or feelings of her own, only obeying his orders. However, when those orders result in her killing an immortal (gaining all of his knowledge and memories in the process), she gradually becomes capable of thought, emotion, and free will. Even so, unable to defy her master without facing immediate death, Ennis is a quiet and withdrawn individual resigned to her fate. After achieving her freedom, however, she learns to express herself a little more through both actions and conversation, though she still speaks as formally as ever. Despite her lack of experience with living a normal human life, Ennis is extremely smart, observant, and capable... but not infallible. After all, when people suddenly dance into the street, no one can hit the brakes in time.
Sample Post:
That bump just now... It happened again... At least I can apologize properly this time... Sir, can you hear me? I was not going very fast, but... I would rather not get in trouble with the police, so let me help you into the car and I will bring you to a hospital. Please hang on; the closest one is just a few minutes away. It does not look like there are any broken bones and there is very little blood. While the bruising looks very painful, it is not anything dangerous, but... your skin is very cold. That is not a good sign. You will need to have a doctor check up on you right away because there is a possibility of internal bleeding and I do not have the knowledge to treat that... It might just be that you need to rest though, so I will help you lie down in the car. The cold must be uncomfortable, but I do not have any blankets with me. I hope that my jacket is enough to keep you warm.
Please stop struggling, sir; I would rather not drop you in your condition. I am very sorry about the collision, but I was not able to stop in time. It was like you just appeared out of--ah... this place isn't any part of New York that I know... and the road has vanished...? But... I am certain that I was just--sir! If you move around so recklessly, you are just going to add to your injuries...
You must have hit your head. I can barely understand what you are saying, but I am sure that your brain is just fine. It is likely just a small concussion. I... do not know where we are at this time, but I am sure that there must be someone nearby able to give directions to the nearest hospital, so please just try to stay as still as possible while I... You have a strong grip, sir, and that is a good sign, but it is hard to drive through this rough terrain while you are pulling on my arms like that, and... We are very lucky that I managed to turn in time to avoid the lake, sir, because I certainly did not imagine that large tentacle slipping beneath the wa--ah...!
Was... was that really necessary...? I realize that you are probably very angry with me and not thinking straight, but, sir, if it were someone other than myself, they might not have been able to fully recover from having an ear torn off... Sir! You should not be putting something like that in your--do not swallow that, sir! You are already very hurt and it would be hard on your body when that comes back up to reattach and you made yourself sick all over the--What a mess... Ah, just lie down, sir... I can get that cleaned up later.
...Oh, there is a sign over there that states a hospital is just ahead... though this will be the first time I have seen one located in such a heavily wooded area. It must be more of an outpost than an actual hospital, but there should be someone able to treat your injuries there. At the very least, I will be able to find some supplies to--Why are there gorillas dressed as nurses? I don't think this can even be called a veterinary clinic, much less a hospital. An amusement park or circus seems more likely... Ah, they are starting to approach; I apologize if it gets a bit stuffy in here, sir, but I am rolling up the window now.
Poll Vote!
Character: Tezuka Kunimitsu
Series: Prince of Tennis
Character Age: 14
Canon: In Prince of Tennis, logic and sense-making are thrown out the door as junior high-schoolers from all over Japan play against each other in hopes of winning the national tennis championship. With moves that are able to destroy the five senses, predict the outcome of points scored several shots in advance and even kill dinosaurs, it's definitely going to be a long, hard battle. But you can be sure that the members of Seigaku's Tennis Club, the heroes of this story, are up to the challenge. If their teammate Inui's terrible "health" juices don't kill them first, that is.
Tezuka Kunimitsu is captain of said tennis club and an amazing all-around player who's known throughout Japan for his skill. He's strict, serious and has high expectations for everyone on the team, with even higher expectations for himself. One of his favorite catch-phrases is, "Let's not get careless." So if anyone breaks any rules or steps out of place, they'll be running laps until they can barely stand. Fiercely loyal to Seigaku, Tezuka has absolute faith in his teammates and is willing to do whatever it takes to lead everyone to victory, including sacrificing his arm during matches and ruining his chances of becoming a pro. Overall, Tezuka is calm, cool, collected, quiet, smart, only has one facial expression and is often mistaken for being a middle-aged man.
Sample Post:
When the idea of visiting a training camp in the swamps of Louisiana was proposed, I had to admit that I was a bit skeptical. Many of the tennis club members are currently busy studying for exams and while I have faith in the academic abilities of my team, some should not be missing class. Still, having taken the time to walk around the grounds, I am assured that this will be a good test of our skills and wits, and will provide excellent training as we prepare for the national tournament. Having the staff dress up as zombies is a rather unprofessional way to run this camp, though. I understand that fear can work as a great motivator, but I don't want my team completely traumatized. And some of the programs available already seem a bit...questionable.
For example, the obstacle course, while in excellent condition, could use a bit of fine tuning. Most of the tasks needed to complete it are of the normal variety, but somehow, I don't quite think that running through a gauntlet of hedgehogs will help improve anything. Perhaps it could be used as a test to see how quickly one can remove all of the needles from the skin. Pinpoint accuracy and excellent timing are always good skills to have. Also, the sign stating that it will be necessary to remove our clothes before the mud run will have to be taken down. I believe that the extra weight from the wet fabric will help greatly with resistance training. Although I do have to wonder about the warning regarding the crocodile lying in wait for easy prey.
My only other issue is with the...ah, Whack The Baby Seal game. I can see how this would test and strengthen hand-eye coordination, but using baby seals is cruel and rather unusual. And while I would not have an issue with using it if the creatures were fake, the fact that there are live baby seals trapped in that machine is something that I cannot forgive. Even if we are given foam mallets to use. I must get in contact with whoever maintains this abomination at once. Unfortunately, the only number I can find comes attached with a note that says "For a good time, call 1-800-SEAL-LUVA." That's not even proper English and is obviously someone's idea of a bad joke. Hopefully, I will be able to get the correct information from Coach when she arrives.
Speaking of which, according to my watch there is less than five minutes left before we're supposed to start our training and not one person has shown up yet. This is absolutely unacceptable. Tardiness will not be tolerated and will be punished severely. Every person who is late will have to run 100 laps with ankle weights on. After they have one of Inui's special drinks.
After all, we shouldn't get careless.
Poll Vote!
Character: Ashelia (Ashe) B'nargin Dalmasca
Series: Final Fantasy XII
Age: 19
Canon: The king has been slain, the newly-widowed princess has taken her own life, and with no one to defend it the small country of Dalmasca falls to the Archadian empire - Well, it can't get much worse than this, can it? This is the tragedy that Final Fantasy XII opens with, another title in the chain that is never quite finished. In this incarnation, the machinations and plots of every empire and country, mad scientist and magical god-like race come to light as a slap-dash group of people from every walk of life (sky pirates, dancers, and bunny girls, oh my!) unravels exactly what is going down in Ivalice.
In the school of Badass Princesses, Ashe is the valedictorian. The last heir of Dalmasca does not lay down her duties after losing her father, husband, and living in exile after her death is announced by her own uncle. Instead, Ashe puts together a resistance and lives in hiding for two years, biding her time til she can take her crown and country back. Ashe is a strong woman who fights her own battles, leading from the front lines with fierce pride, a hefty broadsword, and a barely there mini-skirt and top. She doesn't quite know the meaning of being soft-spoken or demure as she accepts nothing less than diligence from those around her and is quick to remind everyone of it. Ashe can let down her guard at times, revealing a woman that is still touched by the loss of her husband and able to be guided by her allies towards what she should do. Yet even with her doubts, Ashe has been groomed and forged from experience to be a just ruler.
Note: Hume is the name of the race of humans.
Sample Post:
Quit these games! I cannot stay my time kissing frogs, receiving apples - And would you kindly return my boot? It has been a long and trying time for all those here, but resorting to common thievery only darkens this plight! Now, direct me to the Lady Director; I should be expected.
With such reception and hospitality - If only manners were their sole difficulty. Neglected by ally and governor alike, it is no small feat that the people only go hungry but once a week. I should not be over hasty though. The morale of this city-state is faring better than any would expect with such circumstances. The people have not deserted their land, and that fealty should be given due respect and reward. The nation is it's people and there is still yet hope in this one, though it is tried. With undead beasts roaming hume quarters so openly, it is not startling that they make offerings, albeit unorthodox ones, to those from afar who would help them and resort to rudimentary cures for the curious ails here - To think I'd need a whistle to ward against turning into a swan, of all things.
Yes, the people are grievously struggling, but to harbour such hatred of the Lady Director. . . I know all too well how it is to be cursed by those people who had expected a godsent savior in perilous times and received none. But cannot these good people empathize with her? To have lost her engaged without any cause or reason is lamentable. She is a lady of strong will to be able to bear the ire of her beloved people alone for so long. And though I can understand the need for concealment, were the Lady easier to find it would be to her favor. It is no wonder the previous ambassadors were unable to locate her. There ought be a way - Ah, if the whole of the people were set at ease then perhaps it would assuage her fear. The Lady Director could then reveal herself.
People of Cahmpr F'uk Yul Dai! Stay your swords, let hume and gorillae work in much needed harmonious unison, and do not overburden the Moogles with unsatisfying exertions of thy stress upon others! It profits none. And those who bear animosity to your Lady Director should quit their vexation. She is no more ensnared in the fate of this land than you. Were she given a people who would understand her plight rather than bear wrath towards her; the lady could, at last, make a valuable ally to your shared cause. She as your governor cares for this land in untold ways. Even if she has failed you in times past, listen to her now. You would find more reason with her in words than in steel or magic or. . . wheeled shoe.
Now, whom among you is ready to - Do not interrupt! After the trials I have faced to get here with beasts that cast Silence at every turn, I will not be stopped in my work until this nation is - ... ... ... !!
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Character: Near (N for short)
Series: Death Note
Character Age: 19 (post-timeskip, pre-final chapter)
Canon: Death Note is a suspenseful, mind-fuck filled series about Yagami Light, or 'Kira', a young Japanese man who desires to kill all criminals in the world and make the world just and peaceful. That he'll rule over that peaceful and fear-filled world is just a coincidence, really. With a Death Note dropped by the Shinigami Ryuuk, he needs only to write a person's name while picturing their face and they will die, which makes his job pretty easy. Opposing him is a man known only as L, the greatest detective in the world, who seeks to bring justice to the killer known as Kira.
Near is one of the children trained to succeed L by a special orphanage, and the most talented of them. He's brilliant with logic but not very good with emotional reasoning. Despite his general state of detachment, however, he's just as possessive of 'his' people as L is; he only displays emotions over four things: L, Mello (his closest competitor from the orphanage), Kira, and deaths among his subordinates. He constantly plays with toys as he thinks; from darts to dice to gundam models to blowing rubber duckies around an inflatable pool with a hairdryer, he thinks best when he's playing - and pretty much anything can become a toy in his hands. Including other people's minds, since he enjoys screwing with those at times, too. His desire to surpass L is the driving force in his life.
Sample Post:
Tilt the microphone to the left, please, Squirrel #3. Squirrel #1, you've installed the television over the public address system as instructed and wired our communications system in? Excellent. Thank you for your hard work. Here are your nuts; as requested, they are touching. Please relax until I call for you again. . . . Don't eat them here. I'm about to make my announcement.
Prisoners of Camp Fuck You Die, I am N. I know that you have been trapped here, confounded by a quack mystery that none of you are capable of solving. I pledge to you that the killer will be made to account not only for the crime, but also for remaining silent for so long and continuing your wrongful quack imprisonment. Right at this very moment, the FBI is working from the outside while I have arrived to deal with that which can only be done from inside the barrier.
I ask for your cooperation quack with my investigation. I will catch the criminal, with or without your assistance. However, if you cooperate, it will be easier for everyone. If you have any information, please see Squirrel #2 by the bulletin board in your cafeteria. He has a very serious questionnaire that you should answer. You may also make an appointment for quaaack debriefing. If you have any information on 'Kira' or 'L', please make an appointment as well.
Rest assured, prisoners of Camp Fuck You Die, justice will be done.
Transmission ended. Squirrel #3, notify me as soon as someone approaches Squirrel #2. And get me some duck food - insects and vegetation. I need to finish heat-curing the glue on this model, and from the noises it's making, my torch seems to be low on fuel.
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Character Name: Kuga Natsuki
Series: Mai-HiME
Character Age: 17
Canon: HiMEs are schoolgirls of Fuka Academy who are able to use elements to materialize bio-mechanical beings, or Children. A Child operates as a weapon to fight the aggressive Orphans, creatures that are summoned by an unknown power. HiMEs are gathered by a research organization known as the First District, and are motivated to engage in these deadly fights to protect their most precious person, who becomes collateral in exchange for the power of a Child. As a student of Fuka Academy, Kuga Natsuki is also one of those chosen girls.
Natsuki is a purpose-driven HiME whose stubbornness and strong will drive her to seek revenge for her mother's death, caused by the First District for whom her mother used to work. Handy with firearms, her summoning element is a pair of ice-bullet guns. She's a loner by circumstances, and doesn't warm up to others or lets her guard down easily. While she's reluctant to get close to others, her loyalty and dedication make the best of her qualities. Her strong sense of justice, coupled with her fiery disposition, places her in undesirable positions more often than not. Despite her aloof image, this motorcycling beauty has several soft spots, especially for lingerie. She may look cool and collected at first, but it doesn't take much to irritate her, and there's much to be irritated at, being the series's token (and unwilling) fanservice character.
Sample Post:
I understand the need for you to observe caution, especially with the level of confidentiality of what you're tipping me to. However, playing the mysterious informer can go too far. Your trench coat is straining at the seams, you're holding your newspaper upside down, and-- just what is that smell your fingers are burning along with your cigarette. Ugh. If you're so dedicated to the detective movie stereotype, then don't you dare croak before giving me the most important bit of information, or I'll make sure to shoot you myself.
According to what you have sent me so far, you claim we're on the grounds of an experimental camp where a high number of "supernaturally powered" individuals are confined for observation. I can't believe an organization could be irresponsible enough to dump people like that in a location with such a high hazards ratio, all in the name of science. Don't they care at all about endangering innocent people? Their only crime was falling into such very irresistible pattern types as to be trapped here. This area is already diseased with viruses and deviants alike. People are subjected to experiments robbing them from their proper age and dignity, and against their will! Distorting people's bodies and sticking them in lacy dresses for extended periods of time sounds like something the First District would do, alright. I don't need to look into what remains of your eyes to see that I've hit the mark there.
It's about time someone put a stop to herding people here like test animals even if some of them are animals. And don't give me that line about some of them being here out of their own free will! If they knew what was good for them, they wouldn't willingly walk into a swamp of predators and voyeurs. Stop flapping your trench coat open! There's nothing even to see there! And what do you mean by m-mandatory... naked day?! Oh you'll be sure I'm taking care of this place before that date rolls around. I'm sure as hell not sticking around for that! Next thing you'll tell me that the trees around here are some sort of bio-organic creatures out to molest innocent girls. Trees make some very good target practice--
...You could have mentioned there were other sorts of trees that are benign, you know. The lingerie that one is sprouting is not bad at all. I think I recognize the stuff on the upper branches from the latest fall collection...
I wonder if it has my size.
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Character Name: Fujino Shizuru
Series: Mai-HiME
Character Age: 17
Canon: Fuka Academy is under attack by monstrous creatures called Orphans. Luckily, a mysterious group has been gathering special magical girls at that very school in order to defeat them. These girls are known as HiMEs, and are able to materialise a weapon out of thin air and summon a semi-mechanical companion to help them fight. Naturally, they must keep these abilities a secret from the general population, and so it falls to the student council of the school to explain things such as giant gashes suddenly appearing in hills and unconscious girls being found in suspicious circumstances on campus.
While the more junior members of the student council run around madly trying to fix things, their president is sitting comfortably in the background, sipping tea. If there's one thing Fujino Shizuru is good at, it's delegating. Her charisma combined with astute observational skills and a gentle sense of humour ensure that people are already in the middle of following her suggestions before they even realise that it wasn't their idea in the first place. She rules the student council with a calm and softspoken, but nevertheless firmly authoritative hand. One of the few duties which she undertakes herself is negotiating important business matters that the school is involved in, for example those surrounding sponsorship for the school festival (a massive and expensive annual event). In these cases her grace and observance of ancient traditions disguise an iron will and determination not to back down until her needs are met.
Sample post:
My, this is quite a welcoming party, isn't it? It is lovely to see the local cultures represented so well. If I am not mistaken, this is the traditional welcoming dance known as the One-Shoe Shuffle. It is quite fascinating to see it performed, thank you kindly for the opportunity. One can certainly see how much the performers must have practiced. I understand that the synchronised leg-dropping and arm-swapping are both very advanced skills, and I'm sure it must take quite some time to sort out which limbs belong to whom after the performance. Please be sure to relay my appreciation to the dancers for this rare experience.
Now that we have observed the formalities, shall we perhaps speak of business matters? As you are aware, I am here to discuss the possibility of a relationship between your establishment and Fuka Academy, in particular the sending of small groups, or "batches", of our students on a short program to enhance their teamwork and personal confidence. This will take place through a slightly altered American-style summer camp. Now, I understand that you cannot entirely guarantee the exact length of stay? As long as the students are returned before there is undue concern as to their whereabouts, that will suffice. I must admit I am quite intrigued by this technology you have developed. The idea of compressing entire years into nearly no time at all... it is simply amazing what can be done in this day and age. Such state-of-the-art facilities are the reason why you immediately stood out to us as a consideration.
It would be remiss of me, however, to agree to such a contract without first clearing up a few concerns that have arisen out of your description of the premises. Now, it would appear that the main driving factor in your "survival" program is not, in fact, continued survival, but the guarding of one's chastity from the various hazards that exist in this camp. This is indeed a creative idea, and one guaranteed to result in growth of character. However, I would like to know more about any liability issues that may arise were any of our students to... fall behind the pack, shall we say. Are you quite sure that your "offscreen" policy will prevent such issues? ... Ah, I suppose a guaranteed lack of witnesses or evidence would indeed hinder such a case from coming to fruition. I do also appreciate that such incidents occur very infrequently in these times, and the benefits of the supposed danger may perhaps outweigh the risks.
In that case, my last remaining concern is what it is that your establishment gains out of this arrangement. You say that you will be gathering data on our students, but for what purpose? Hmmm... A "social experiment" is just a little vague, don't you agree? If I didn't know better, I might start to think there was some kind of ulterior motive involved. After all, it is quite easy to do any number of things under that claim. I'm afraid I will have to ask for a full report on exactly the kinds of data acquired. Don't worry, it will not be too long for my subordinates to read for me. There is nothing I prize more than the health and safety of the students, you understand.
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