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Character: Koga Norio
Series: Narutaru
Character Age: 14
Canon: Teenagers all across the world come home to find small Pokemon-like critters they can call their very own. Sounds cute, right? Now imagine these cute little critters are actually weapons of mass destruction, and all of the teenagers who can control them via mind-link are deeply disturbed, each with their own handful of psychological issues. That's basically what Narutaru is about.
Norio is one of these troubled teens who have bonded with a "shadow dragon," his going by the name of "Vagina Dentata." While probably one of the more stable characters from his canon, Norio is far from being what you'd call a "people person," with a sharp tounge and an attitude that makes him come off to strangers as aloof and rude. Despite his grouchy attitude, those close to him know that deep down he's a decent guy and an extremely loyal friend; he just also happens to be a little bit snarky, easily irritated, and prone to sulking on the side.
In his free time, Norio is often seen sculpting. He is actually a rather accomplished artist, and through his work and several gallery shows has obtained quite the following.
Sample Post:
Alright, Miss Elizabeth Sayre. Let me put this into terms that your simple brain just might be able to comprehend.
"No" does not mean "yes."
Which is why after putting that invitation to your so-called "summer art program" in its rightful place in my trash bin - because, really, why should I have to go all the way to America to mingle with a bunch of vapid amateurs beneath my notice? Not to mention it happens to be the middle of winter, in case you haven't noticed - I was...surprised to wake up the next morning in some backwater zombie camp in Louisiana regardless. Being proactive in providing transportation for your potential campers is one thing, but I'd say abducting them without permission is a little bit overeager, wouldn't you? Not to mention probably a tad bit illegal, though I can't claim to know much about the regulations you Americans have on how you run your summer camps.
Well, since you've insisted on dragging me all the way out here, why don't I break down for you exactly why someone might be opposed to coming to your shoddy eyesore of a camp of their own free will, hmm? Radioactive lake and rotting zombies aside, it really doesn't say much for your so-called "prestigious" art program when you have little to no materials to work with. No, providing me with only Play-Doh and glitter is not "pushing me to the limits of my artistic creativity." It's just cheap. Oh, yes, I'm aware this probably isn't a problem you've run into before, seeing as most of your..."campers" have been able to supply materials of their own. Building "popsicle stick" houses out of spare fingers? Impressive, really. Lanyards made from intestines? Disgusting, but points for creativity. However, I'm afraid not all of us are so willing to detach a limb or two for the sake of a few arts and crafts, and you'd do well to remember that.
Hmph. I'd say "call me when you've improved your standards a bit," but I'd prefer you don't contact me at all. My "ride" will be here to pick me up shortly; just let me leave without making a fuss about it, and I'll go ahead and pretend this whole ordeal never happened...if you catch my drift.
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Character: Marlene Wallace
Series: Final Fantasy VII
Character Age: 6-7
Canon: How do you save the planet from an evil corporation? Why, with bombs, of course! Final Fantasy VII is the story of AVALANCHE, your friendly neighborhood eco-terrorists, in their heartwarming quest to make the world a better, healthier place through explosives, big swords, beating up silver-haired pretty boys and shattering self-imposed delusions. There's also a meteor.
As Barret Wallace's dearly beloved and clearly adopted daughter, Marlene is sweet, friendly, and not in the least afraid to speak her mind. She loves her whole odd-shaped patchwork family, and does everything she can in her small way to keep it all together. Thanks to AVALANCHE's progressive position on child labor, this charming little girl could mix a mean martini at the age of 4. Currently she spends her time being adorable, taking care of her BFF Denzel, and throwing materia at angry clones who try to hurt her not!mommy. She also singlehandedly convinced Vincent to buy a phone, rendering a great service unto mankind.
Note: The Zombie and Gorilla Punch are actual drinks.
Sample Post:
...And that's how you make a Gorilla Punch! See? You don't use your fist at all. I know, it's kind of green and doesn't look like a gorilla at all, but it matches the pretty glow from the lake! And if you want it to be purple like you, you could probably use cranberry juice instead of the orange and pineapple juice. In fact, let's make that right now! One Purple Gorilla Wakeup Call, coming right up! Here, Mr. Gorilla, you try. No, it's not hard at all! I can do it, and I'm only six years old! Don't be shy, here's the shaker...
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Zombie, I didn't forget you either! Let's see - a Zombie's a lot more complicated to make, but I think I can do it! Here's the brandy, and the sugar, and we've already got all the juices out, now we just need... hey! Why is all the rum gone? Don't cry, Mr. Zombie, it's okay. Are you crying? It's hard to tell... I'm sure we can find some rum somewhere around here. I saw "REDRUM" written on a wall on my way here, why don't we go look there first? Maybe we can find my Papa while we're looking, too.
Have you seen my papa, Mr. Zombie? He's really big and tall, and his right arm's made of metal. He looks kind of like a big bear! --What's so funny? What did you say? "Pedobear"? No, no, he's my Papa, Barret! He doesn't look a lot like me, but he's still my Papa. He's out looking for oil fields a lot. He must be lost, though, because this doesn't look like an oil field at all. ... Really? Is lube the same as oil? Maybe Papa will find a big oil field here after all!
You think you know where he might be?! That's great! Let's go, I can't wait to see Papa again! ... Get in the party van? Oh, is he at a party? But I didn't get any invitations, is it really okay? Well, if you say so... I think you shouldn't have had those two drinks so quickly, though. You say "all right", not "awwwright". It's okay, Papa gets it wrong all the time too. Okay, let's go see him! But watch where you're going and don't drive too fast, okay? There's so many nice plants growing around here. It'll hurt the Planet if you deflower them.
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Character: Asahina Samidare
Series: The Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer
Age: 16
The Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer is the story of a boy and a girl and the end of the world. Samidare is the girl, and the recipient of the power of the Princess, who stands in opposition to the evil Mage. The Mage seeks to destroy the world with the fearsome Biscuit Hammer, a massive hammer floating in space that will soon fall and crack the world in two, and only the Princess and her twelve faithful Knights can stop him! In an odd reversal, though, the Knights are relatively weak combatants for the most part, while Samidare's role as the Princess gives her enormous superhuman strength, making her the front line against the Mage's deadly golem minions.
Samidare seems like a shoe-in for her role in some ways: she's cutely charismatic and spunky and quick to charm or befriend her knights. On the other hand, she's a little violence-prone, but hey, she is her team's front-line fighter. The real problem is that she's just as much a threat to the world as the Mage. Samidare loves the world and wants it for herself, to the point where she can't stand the thought of it existing without her; rather than die naturally and lose it all, she plans to die destroying it with her own two fists. That way, it's hers forever. She's kept this a secret from most of the Knights; only Yuuhi, the main character (and also her notboyfriend) is in on it.
Flash Facts: Yuuhi's player has given permission for him to be mentioned in this app. Also, Magical Mary is an anime series that Samidare loves, featuring a magical girl who cutely deals out gory ultra-violence to her hapless foes.
Sample Post:
Wow, sorry about the crater, guys! When I tried to hit the barrier, I wasn't expecting it to hit back. Really sent me flying! I hope I didn't land on anything. Or, uh, anyone. There's...some kinda reddish splatter, soooo--oh! It was just some zombies? --There are zombies here? Cooooool! Just like the Terror Island arc of Magical Mary! I'm gonna have to beat one while yelling "Magical Corpse-Crusher," it's gonna rule! Until then, though, gonna go try and break that barrier again. I wasn't going all-out last time, but this time, that stupid thing is going down! --What do you mean, that's not such a good idea? Don't worry, I'll be ready for it this time. And besides, if I can't break a force field, how am I ever gonna smash, uh...other, bigger stuff? Like big rocks, or continents? ...Wait, what was that look for? I just meant, uh, hypothetically!
Anyway, I've gotta do this, I'm here to get someone! His name's Yuuhi and he's got glasses and is kinda broody but he's really unfairly cool sometimes and--w-what no we're not--he's my minion, okay, my minion! My minion, and whoever's in charge of this place is gonna pay through the nose for trying to keep him for themselves. They'd better show themselves quick, too, unless they want me to pulverize every building here into gravel and matchsticks! But right, speaking of breaking stuff, I've got a barrier to bring down first. Heeere's the windup, and here's the pitch--!
ow ow wow guess I wasn't as ready as I thought--hey, I landed in the same spot and made the crater deeper! Wow, what're the odds of--whoa! I'm green! Hahahaha, does the barrier do this? This is so cool! I'm Samidare, Princess of Mars, and I am declaring Martian law! Bow before me, Earthlings, this world is mine! Your puny planet's technology cannot hold me forever, and once I'm free, I'll crack this Earth you hold so dear in two like an egg! ...So how was that, huh? Convincing? ...Scarily so? Well, I guess I'll take that as a compliment! Anyway, looks like I'm not gonna be able to leave as soon as I thought. That's okay, though, this place seems like it could be fun--and good training, too; I'm gonna get strong enough to put a hole in that barrier, I swear! ...But hee, until then, who wants to be one of my Martian Knights?
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Character: Akazukin
Series: Tokyo Akazukin
Character Age: 11
Canon: Tokyo Akazukin could also be called "The Many Ero and Guro Adventures of a Loli and her Shotgun". It's a series made up of more not-safe-for-anythings than you can shake a dismembered limb at. The story follows young Akazukin and her quest to find Mr. Wolf (...so he can fatally vore her). Along the way pedophiles, naughty angels, necromancers and four armed assassins make their bids on her life- this turns out to be a little unfortunate for them, as Akazukin cannot be killed until she and Mr. Wolf 'become one' ... in that Circle of Life way.
Akazukin's only goal in life is to be eaten by Mr. Wolf, something she remarks on with disturbing intimacy and expectations of ecstasy. She often asks men if they are Mr. Wolf, and asks if they will eat her. A streetwise and guiltless killer, Akazukin isn't without her own kind of charm: she is dreamily cheerful, and her cruel or morbid acts are often juxtaposed against her own calm, positive and cutesy behavior. She can be a little cocky sometimes, a smidge manipulative, but she comes with two doses of calm positivity in the face of everything not. She's the kind of girl who will rip off her own hanging intestine "because I might trip on it ♥ ". Also, the loli is a lie, she is full of rape.
Note: Akazukin works collecting bodies for a butcher shop run by a man named Marco. The shop specializes in Mrs. Lovett's kind of meat.
Sample Post:
This was a triumph!
I normally don't do delivery jobs, but this one was special. You're one of the best customers ever, Mrs. Sayre! With good taste too, not many people ask for heads these days. Marco says it's rare for a lady to want head in this amount, you must be really something! It was a really long haul to get here, I had to go over the river and through the woods. . . and then through the swamp and over a volcano and on the way down I met Mrs. Marcy. And she was sooo rough! It's because Mrs. Marcy has such big arms, and big tentacles and ooooh, she was just big everywhere. I had to be really firm with her. I hope I didn't make her angry, but you know, it was just a little grenade.
And she wasn't the only one of your friends who wanted to play. You have some funny friends, Mrs. Sayre. Really funny ♥. I put on my hood and gun and gave them the show of their life. Tee hee, they were so bad, putting their mouths all over me, wanting to chew on my bones and my brains. To tell you the truth. . . I was kind of turned on. But then it was over so quickly, they only got halfway in. Your friends really know how to disappoint a girl. Mmm~ it was just like that. A little bang-bang always makes me feel better. I had to get really creative after he swallowed my hand, even. Guns just aren't made for one handed and no handed people! Don't worry, I'm still alive and able to finish my job.
But I dropped my little basket while we were playing, and it got all dirty. The heads are still okay, we wrapped them up really carefully before packing them. That way your campers can eat fresh this Tuesday. But the note that Mama Peta wrote up for the heads is too muddy to read. Let me see if I can remember it. . . Mama Peta wants you to know that meat is murder, that Jared and his friends used to be happy and then you ate them. . . . Oh, that's not mud. Oops, I'm dripping a little! And in public too, how shameful. . . Don't worry, it's just a little blood, nothing suspicious.
Oh, and I have a special package for Mr. Q. Batolmew Zik. I have to deliver it in person. Is this him? My, what big ears he has. What big eyes he has too. And, what big teeth. Ahhh, please eat me, I'm so delicious and moist ♥ .
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Character: Nena Trinity
Series: Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Age: 17
Canon: In AD 2308, war was ending--or at least that's what the Gundam Meisters of Celestial Being wanted to accomplish with their fancy robots. But while they started with only four, three new Meisters later surprised them by joining their mission without so much as a by-your-leave. They were the Trinity siblings--Johann, Michael, and Nena--and they'd been created to be Gundam Meisters, or so they thought. If the original Meisters were messed up, these guys were a lot closer to psycho.
Nena Trinity is the youngest of them, piloting the Gundam Throne Drei assisted by a bad-tempered purple Haro. She's what you get when you take an outgoing, bubbly, assertive teenage girl and surgically replace her morals and any sense of empathy or shame with a restless thirst for violence, an oversized ego, and a burning determination to get what she wants. Only one thing can override her self-centered, short-sighted thrill-seeking, and that's her devotion to her brothers. For them she'll actually look beyond herself and even make plans if she has to. The rest of the time? Life's a playground, and she's the one pushing other kids off the swings.
Sample Post:
All right, Ms. Elizabeth! I think you need to hear some advice on how to run this place. I'm new, so I've got a clearer view of things...and I've got a natural flair for livening places up. Don't you doubt me on that.
First of all, who gave me a shotgun? Seriously? This thing's so primitive, and it's not like I can get off more than a few shots with it. You could really give better prizes! Don't worry, though, I think you get points for giving out weapons at all. Not everyone understands how fun they can be...ahhh, shut up, Haro! "You don't deserve it, you don't deserve it" yourself!
Second! You need to bring my brothers here right now. Splitting up families isn't cool at all, especially amazing families like ours. I mean, I really want to like you, but if you keep my brothers away from me, it might be war between us. But that's okay, because I just know you wouldn't do that. Nobody would dare take my brothers away from me for long. People just aren't that stupid.
Finally, this place is just plain confusing. That's not right. The best way to express your feelings is directly. You're a woman, Elizabeth, so you should know that! Say you really liked this zombie here--you don't hang around him hoping he asks you out. You go up, you grab him, and you do what you want with him! ♥ ...I'm not actually going to grab you and do anything with you, zombie, because your face is falling off, and you're not cute at all.
Well, with him out of the picture...! What I'm saying is, you should put up better signs, with more hearts and bigger explosions on them. And put the tentacle monster closer to the entrance. Don't you think she gets lonely if people can avoid her so easily? I'm sure she does.
But that's one place I'd say you're totally on the right track! I've met Miss Marcy, and I know we're going to get along. You know what'd be even better, though? If you installed a robot giant squid in the lake and let me pilot it. Of course, I probably wouldn't enjoy all the same activities as Marcy does...I'm a little pickier when it comes to men, you know. But I bet I could make things extra interesting around here. What do you say? ♥
...you'd better say yes.
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Character: Diva Beelze
Series: Evil Diva
Character Age: 12
Canon: At St. Swithern, the student populace is divided between angels and devils. Angels are expected to be reasonably good while devils are…well, expected to be the opposite. The only problem is Diva Beelze is a devil who utterly fails at being bad. It doesn’t help that she recently decided she’d like to be a superhero.
For a devil, Diva is practically an angel (just ignore the horns)! She knows that she’s not supposed to be good, but she can’t help it. If she sees people in trouble, whether they be angels, devils, or adorable kittens stuck in a tree, this bubbly girl will always give a helping hand. Although she may seem timid and not exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch, therefore making her an easy target for bullies, Diva isn’t the kind of girl who’s afraid to stand up for herself. She feels a little guilty for disappointing her parents for turning out “too nice” but has accepted who she is for the most part and is generally happy with it.
Like most typical twelve-year old girls, Diva has a love for the colour pink, cute dresses, and Justin Timberlake. As a sailor senshi superhero, Diva has the power to transform into disguises according to the person she’s about to save and his/her needs (i.e. she’ll transform into a scuba diver if someone is drowning). She also owns a puppy called Cerby which she carries around everywhere in her purse. Cerby has the ability to increase his size.
Sample Post:
Awww, that’s so cute!
Uh, sorry about that, Mr. Gorilla sir. It’s just that I really like your tutu! Where’d you get it by the way? Oh no, you don’t have to worry about me stealing it! Er, I mean yeah, you should definitely worry! No, honestly, don’t. I just don’t want to get into trouble with my teacher. Or even worse, my mom. Anyway, my name’s Diva and this is my dog-Cerby? Hey Cerby, where’d you…
CERBERUS MAXIMUS! Let that man go! Cerby, I don’t care how chewable he is, you know you shouldn’t randomly eat people! I’m so, so sorry Mister…um, Graaagh, is it? H-Here, let me help you up. Again, I’m really sorry about Cerby. I promise it’ll never happen again a-and don’t worry about your arm! I’m sure that somebody who is definitely not me can help! In fact, why don’t you wait here and let me go get her-I mean, them right now? Yup, you just stay right there and watch the pretty lake!
Cerby, keep an eye out for anyone coming, alright? Okay Diva, it’s show time!
…That’s weird…I should be a doctor or a nurse or something, not a girl scout. That’s way too nice, even for me and besides, green really isn’t my colour. No, focus, Diva. You have a job to do. Alright, Mister-huh, where’d you go? I could’ve sworn he was right here. Hey, Mr. Gorilla, do you know where Mr. Graaagh went? You know; the armless green guy about this tall? He kinda looks like that guy over there. And that guy, and that guy-er, girl over there. Wow, there really are a lot of people here who look like him, huh? Anyway, about Mr. Graaagh; did you happen to see where he went?
He’s in “Marcy’s care” now? Oh, is this Marcy a doctor? Hmm, I guess that there’s no need for this costume, then…Well, it was really nice meeting you Mr. Gorilla but I gotta get going to school. We should totally keep in touch, though! Here, I’ll give you my number and you can give me yours.
…“1-800-SEXY-CAMP-TIEM”?
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Character: Koga Norio
Series: Narutaru
Character Age: 14
Canon: Teenagers all across the world come home to find small Pokemon-like critters they can call their very own. Sounds cute, right? Now imagine these cute little critters are actually weapons of mass destruction, and all of the teenagers who can control them via mind-link are deeply disturbed, each with their own handful of psychological issues. That's basically what Narutaru is about.
Norio is one of these troubled teens who have bonded with a "shadow dragon," his going by the name of "Vagina Dentata." While probably one of the more stable characters from his canon, Norio is far from being what you'd call a "people person," with a sharp tounge and an attitude that makes him come off to strangers as aloof and rude. Despite his grouchy attitude, those close to him know that deep down he's a decent guy and an extremely loyal friend; he just also happens to be a little bit snarky, easily irritated, and prone to sulking on the side.
In his free time, Norio is often seen sculpting. He is actually a rather accomplished artist, and through his work and several gallery shows has obtained quite the following.
Sample Post:
Alright, Miss Elizabeth Sayre. Let me put this into terms that your simple brain just might be able to comprehend.
"No" does not mean "yes."
Which is why after putting that invitation to your so-called "summer art program" in its rightful place in my trash bin - because, really, why should I have to go all the way to America to mingle with a bunch of vapid amateurs beneath my notice? Not to mention it happens to be the middle of winter, in case you haven't noticed - I was...surprised to wake up the next morning in some backwater zombie camp in Louisiana regardless. Being proactive in providing transportation for your potential campers is one thing, but I'd say abducting them without permission is a little bit overeager, wouldn't you? Not to mention probably a tad bit illegal, though I can't claim to know much about the regulations you Americans have on how you run your summer camps.
Well, since you've insisted on dragging me all the way out here, why don't I break down for you exactly why someone might be opposed to coming to your shoddy eyesore of a camp of their own free will, hmm? Radioactive lake and rotting zombies aside, it really doesn't say much for your so-called "prestigious" art program when you have little to no materials to work with. No, providing me with only Play-Doh and glitter is not "pushing me to the limits of my artistic creativity." It's just cheap. Oh, yes, I'm aware this probably isn't a problem you've run into before, seeing as most of your..."campers" have been able to supply materials of their own. Building "popsicle stick" houses out of spare fingers? Impressive, really. Lanyards made from intestines? Disgusting, but points for creativity. However, I'm afraid not all of us are so willing to detach a limb or two for the sake of a few arts and crafts, and you'd do well to remember that.
Hmph. I'd say "call me when you've improved your standards a bit," but I'd prefer you don't contact me at all. My "ride" will be here to pick me up shortly; just let me leave without making a fuss about it, and I'll go ahead and pretend this whole ordeal never happened...if you catch my drift.
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Character: Marlene Wallace
Series: Final Fantasy VII
Character Age: 6-7
Canon: How do you save the planet from an evil corporation? Why, with bombs, of course! Final Fantasy VII is the story of AVALANCHE, your friendly neighborhood eco-terrorists, in their heartwarming quest to make the world a better, healthier place through explosives, big swords, beating up silver-haired pretty boys and shattering self-imposed delusions. There's also a meteor.
As Barret Wallace's dearly beloved and clearly adopted daughter, Marlene is sweet, friendly, and not in the least afraid to speak her mind. She loves her whole odd-shaped patchwork family, and does everything she can in her small way to keep it all together. Thanks to AVALANCHE's progressive position on child labor, this charming little girl could mix a mean martini at the age of 4. Currently she spends her time being adorable, taking care of her BFF Denzel, and throwing materia at angry clones who try to hurt her not!mommy. She also singlehandedly convinced Vincent to buy a phone, rendering a great service unto mankind.
Note: The Zombie and Gorilla Punch are actual drinks.
Sample Post:
...And that's how you make a Gorilla Punch! See? You don't use your fist at all. I know, it's kind of green and doesn't look like a gorilla at all, but it matches the pretty glow from the lake! And if you want it to be purple like you, you could probably use cranberry juice instead of the orange and pineapple juice. In fact, let's make that right now! One Purple Gorilla Wakeup Call, coming right up! Here, Mr. Gorilla, you try. No, it's not hard at all! I can do it, and I'm only six years old! Don't be shy, here's the shaker...
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Zombie, I didn't forget you either! Let's see - a Zombie's a lot more complicated to make, but I think I can do it! Here's the brandy, and the sugar, and we've already got all the juices out, now we just need... hey! Why is all the rum gone? Don't cry, Mr. Zombie, it's okay. Are you crying? It's hard to tell... I'm sure we can find some rum somewhere around here. I saw "REDRUM" written on a wall on my way here, why don't we go look there first? Maybe we can find my Papa while we're looking, too.
Have you seen my papa, Mr. Zombie? He's really big and tall, and his right arm's made of metal. He looks kind of like a big bear! --What's so funny? What did you say? "Pedobear"? No, no, he's my Papa, Barret! He doesn't look a lot like me, but he's still my Papa. He's out looking for oil fields a lot. He must be lost, though, because this doesn't look like an oil field at all. ... Really? Is lube the same as oil? Maybe Papa will find a big oil field here after all!
You think you know where he might be?! That's great! Let's go, I can't wait to see Papa again! ... Get in the party van? Oh, is he at a party? But I didn't get any invitations, is it really okay? Well, if you say so... I think you shouldn't have had those two drinks so quickly, though. You say "all right", not "awwwright". It's okay, Papa gets it wrong all the time too. Okay, let's go see him! But watch where you're going and don't drive too fast, okay? There's so many nice plants growing around here. It'll hurt the Planet if you deflower them.
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Character: Asahina Samidare
Series: The Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer
Age: 16
The Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer is the story of a boy and a girl and the end of the world. Samidare is the girl, and the recipient of the power of the Princess, who stands in opposition to the evil Mage. The Mage seeks to destroy the world with the fearsome Biscuit Hammer, a massive hammer floating in space that will soon fall and crack the world in two, and only the Princess and her twelve faithful Knights can stop him! In an odd reversal, though, the Knights are relatively weak combatants for the most part, while Samidare's role as the Princess gives her enormous superhuman strength, making her the front line against the Mage's deadly golem minions.
Samidare seems like a shoe-in for her role in some ways: she's cutely charismatic and spunky and quick to charm or befriend her knights. On the other hand, she's a little violence-prone, but hey, she is her team's front-line fighter. The real problem is that she's just as much a threat to the world as the Mage. Samidare loves the world and wants it for herself, to the point where she can't stand the thought of it existing without her; rather than die naturally and lose it all, she plans to die destroying it with her own two fists. That way, it's hers forever. She's kept this a secret from most of the Knights; only Yuuhi, the main character (and also her notboyfriend) is in on it.
Flash Facts: Yuuhi's player has given permission for him to be mentioned in this app. Also, Magical Mary is an anime series that Samidare loves, featuring a magical girl who cutely deals out gory ultra-violence to her hapless foes.
Sample Post:
Wow, sorry about the crater, guys! When I tried to hit the barrier, I wasn't expecting it to hit back. Really sent me flying! I hope I didn't land on anything. Or, uh, anyone. There's...some kinda reddish splatter, soooo--oh! It was just some zombies? --There are zombies here? Cooooool! Just like the Terror Island arc of Magical Mary! I'm gonna have to beat one while yelling "Magical Corpse-Crusher," it's gonna rule! Until then, though, gonna go try and break that barrier again. I wasn't going all-out last time, but this time, that stupid thing is going down! --What do you mean, that's not such a good idea? Don't worry, I'll be ready for it this time. And besides, if I can't break a force field, how am I ever gonna smash, uh...other, bigger stuff? Like big rocks, or continents? ...Wait, what was that look for? I just meant, uh, hypothetically!
Anyway, I've gotta do this, I'm here to get someone! His name's Yuuhi and he's got glasses and is kinda broody but he's really unfairly cool sometimes and--w-what no we're not--he's my minion, okay, my minion! My minion, and whoever's in charge of this place is gonna pay through the nose for trying to keep him for themselves. They'd better show themselves quick, too, unless they want me to pulverize every building here into gravel and matchsticks! But right, speaking of breaking stuff, I've got a barrier to bring down first. Heeere's the windup, and here's the pitch--!
ow ow wow guess I wasn't as ready as I thought--hey, I landed in the same spot and made the crater deeper! Wow, what're the odds of--whoa! I'm green! Hahahaha, does the barrier do this? This is so cool! I'm Samidare, Princess of Mars, and I am declaring Martian law! Bow before me, Earthlings, this world is mine! Your puny planet's technology cannot hold me forever, and once I'm free, I'll crack this Earth you hold so dear in two like an egg! ...So how was that, huh? Convincing? ...Scarily so? Well, I guess I'll take that as a compliment! Anyway, looks like I'm not gonna be able to leave as soon as I thought. That's okay, though, this place seems like it could be fun--and good training, too; I'm gonna get strong enough to put a hole in that barrier, I swear! ...But hee, until then, who wants to be one of my Martian Knights?
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Character: Akazukin
Series: Tokyo Akazukin
Character Age: 11
Canon: Tokyo Akazukin could also be called "The Many Ero and Guro Adventures of a Loli and her Shotgun". It's a series made up of more not-safe-for-anythings than you can shake a dismembered limb at. The story follows young Akazukin and her quest to find Mr. Wolf (...so he can fatally vore her). Along the way pedophiles, naughty angels, necromancers and four armed assassins make their bids on her life- this turns out to be a little unfortunate for them, as Akazukin cannot be killed until she and Mr. Wolf 'become one' ... in that Circle of Life way.
Akazukin's only goal in life is to be eaten by Mr. Wolf, something she remarks on with disturbing intimacy and expectations of ecstasy. She often asks men if they are Mr. Wolf, and asks if they will eat her. A streetwise and guiltless killer, Akazukin isn't without her own kind of charm: she is dreamily cheerful, and her cruel or morbid acts are often juxtaposed against her own calm, positive and cutesy behavior. She can be a little cocky sometimes, a smidge manipulative, but she comes with two doses of calm positivity in the face of everything not. She's the kind of girl who will rip off her own hanging intestine "because I might trip on it ♥ ". Also, the loli is a lie, she is full of rape.
Note: Akazukin works collecting bodies for a butcher shop run by a man named Marco. The shop specializes in Mrs. Lovett's kind of meat.
Sample Post:
This was a triumph!
I normally don't do delivery jobs, but this one was special. You're one of the best customers ever, Mrs. Sayre! With good taste too, not many people ask for heads these days. Marco says it's rare for a lady to want head in this amount, you must be really something! It was a really long haul to get here, I had to go over the river and through the woods. . . and then through the swamp and over a volcano and on the way down I met Mrs. Marcy. And she was sooo rough! It's because Mrs. Marcy has such big arms, and big tentacles and ooooh, she was just big everywhere. I had to be really firm with her. I hope I didn't make her angry, but you know, it was just a little grenade.
And she wasn't the only one of your friends who wanted to play. You have some funny friends, Mrs. Sayre. Really funny ♥. I put on my hood and gun and gave them the show of their life. Tee hee, they were so bad, putting their mouths all over me, wanting to chew on my bones and my brains. To tell you the truth. . . I was kind of turned on. But then it was over so quickly, they only got halfway in. Your friends really know how to disappoint a girl. Mmm~ it was just like that. A little bang-bang always makes me feel better. I had to get really creative after he swallowed my hand, even. Guns just aren't made for one handed and no handed people! Don't worry, I'm still alive and able to finish my job.
But I dropped my little basket while we were playing, and it got all dirty. The heads are still okay, we wrapped them up really carefully before packing them. That way your campers can eat fresh this Tuesday. But the note that Mama Peta wrote up for the heads is too muddy to read. Let me see if I can remember it. . . Mama Peta wants you to know that meat is murder, that Jared and his friends used to be happy and then you ate them. . . . Oh, that's not mud. Oops, I'm dripping a little! And in public too, how shameful. . . Don't worry, it's just a little blood, nothing suspicious.
Oh, and I have a special package for Mr. Q. Batolmew Zik. I have to deliver it in person. Is this him? My, what big ears he has. What big eyes he has too. And, what big teeth. Ahhh, please eat me, I'm so delicious and moist ♥ .
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Character: Nena Trinity
Series: Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Age: 17
Canon: In AD 2308, war was ending--or at least that's what the Gundam Meisters of Celestial Being wanted to accomplish with their fancy robots. But while they started with only four, three new Meisters later surprised them by joining their mission without so much as a by-your-leave. They were the Trinity siblings--Johann, Michael, and Nena--and they'd been created to be Gundam Meisters, or so they thought. If the original Meisters were messed up, these guys were a lot closer to psycho.
Nena Trinity is the youngest of them, piloting the Gundam Throne Drei assisted by a bad-tempered purple Haro. She's what you get when you take an outgoing, bubbly, assertive teenage girl and surgically replace her morals and any sense of empathy or shame with a restless thirst for violence, an oversized ego, and a burning determination to get what she wants. Only one thing can override her self-centered, short-sighted thrill-seeking, and that's her devotion to her brothers. For them she'll actually look beyond herself and even make plans if she has to. The rest of the time? Life's a playground, and she's the one pushing other kids off the swings.
Sample Post:
All right, Ms. Elizabeth! I think you need to hear some advice on how to run this place. I'm new, so I've got a clearer view of things...and I've got a natural flair for livening places up. Don't you doubt me on that.
First of all, who gave me a shotgun? Seriously? This thing's so primitive, and it's not like I can get off more than a few shots with it. You could really give better prizes! Don't worry, though, I think you get points for giving out weapons at all. Not everyone understands how fun they can be...ahhh, shut up, Haro! "You don't deserve it, you don't deserve it" yourself!
Second! You need to bring my brothers here right now. Splitting up families isn't cool at all, especially amazing families like ours. I mean, I really want to like you, but if you keep my brothers away from me, it might be war between us. But that's okay, because I just know you wouldn't do that. Nobody would dare take my brothers away from me for long. People just aren't that stupid.
Finally, this place is just plain confusing. That's not right. The best way to express your feelings is directly. You're a woman, Elizabeth, so you should know that! Say you really liked this zombie here--you don't hang around him hoping he asks you out. You go up, you grab him, and you do what you want with him! ♥ ...I'm not actually going to grab you and do anything with you, zombie, because your face is falling off, and you're not cute at all.
Well, with him out of the picture...! What I'm saying is, you should put up better signs, with more hearts and bigger explosions on them. And put the tentacle monster closer to the entrance. Don't you think she gets lonely if people can avoid her so easily? I'm sure she does.
But that's one place I'd say you're totally on the right track! I've met Miss Marcy, and I know we're going to get along. You know what'd be even better, though? If you installed a robot giant squid in the lake and let me pilot it. Of course, I probably wouldn't enjoy all the same activities as Marcy does...I'm a little pickier when it comes to men, you know. But I bet I could make things extra interesting around here. What do you say? ♥
...you'd better say yes.
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Character: Diva Beelze
Series: Evil Diva
Character Age: 12
Canon: At St. Swithern, the student populace is divided between angels and devils. Angels are expected to be reasonably good while devils are…well, expected to be the opposite. The only problem is Diva Beelze is a devil who utterly fails at being bad. It doesn’t help that she recently decided she’d like to be a superhero.
For a devil, Diva is practically an angel (just ignore the horns)! She knows that she’s not supposed to be good, but she can’t help it. If she sees people in trouble, whether they be angels, devils, or adorable kittens stuck in a tree, this bubbly girl will always give a helping hand. Although she may seem timid and not exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch, therefore making her an easy target for bullies, Diva isn’t the kind of girl who’s afraid to stand up for herself. She feels a little guilty for disappointing her parents for turning out “too nice” but has accepted who she is for the most part and is generally happy with it.
Like most typical twelve-year old girls, Diva has a love for the colour pink, cute dresses, and Justin Timberlake. As a sailor senshi superhero, Diva has the power to transform into disguises according to the person she’s about to save and his/her needs (i.e. she’ll transform into a scuba diver if someone is drowning). She also owns a puppy called Cerby which she carries around everywhere in her purse. Cerby has the ability to increase his size.
Sample Post:
Awww, that’s so cute!
Uh, sorry about that, Mr. Gorilla sir. It’s just that I really like your tutu! Where’d you get it by the way? Oh no, you don’t have to worry about me stealing it! Er, I mean yeah, you should definitely worry! No, honestly, don’t. I just don’t want to get into trouble with my teacher. Or even worse, my mom. Anyway, my name’s Diva and this is my dog-Cerby? Hey Cerby, where’d you…
CERBERUS MAXIMUS! Let that man go! Cerby, I don’t care how chewable he is, you know you shouldn’t randomly eat people! I’m so, so sorry Mister…um, Graaagh, is it? H-Here, let me help you up. Again, I’m really sorry about Cerby. I promise it’ll never happen again a-and don’t worry about your arm! I’m sure that somebody who is definitely not me can help! In fact, why don’t you wait here and let me go get her-I mean, them right now? Yup, you just stay right there and watch the pretty lake!
Cerby, keep an eye out for anyone coming, alright? Okay Diva, it’s show time!
…That’s weird…I should be a doctor or a nurse or something, not a girl scout. That’s way too nice, even for me and besides, green really isn’t my colour. No, focus, Diva. You have a job to do. Alright, Mister-huh, where’d you go? I could’ve sworn he was right here. Hey, Mr. Gorilla, do you know where Mr. Graaagh went? You know; the armless green guy about this tall? He kinda looks like that guy over there. And that guy, and that guy-er, girl over there. Wow, there really are a lot of people here who look like him, huh? Anyway, about Mr. Graaagh; did you happen to see where he went?
He’s in “Marcy’s care” now? Oh, is this Marcy a doctor? Hmm, I guess that there’s no need for this costume, then…Well, it was really nice meeting you Mr. Gorilla but I gotta get going to school. We should totally keep in touch, though! Here, I’ll give you my number and you can give me yours.
…“1-800-SEXY-CAMP-TIEM”?
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