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Character: Kushieda Minori
Series: Toradora!
Character Age: 17
Canon: Toradora! is a cracktastic and heartwarming high school romance show that kicks off with the chance meeting between Takasu Ryuuji - a gentle guy with the face of a thug - and Aisaka Taiga - a violent girl with a tiny stature. Turns out they're in love with each other's best friends, and now they've agreed to help each other hook up with the objects of their affections. Wackiness and drama ensues.
Kushieda Minori is Taiga's best friend and Ryuuji's would-be love interest - a cheerful, athletic girl who approaches everything with as much energy and enthusiasm as one can imagine and acts and talks in a manner that the word "eccentric" doesn't even begin to cover. She rather frequently has random bursts of hot-bloodedness or sudden spaz attacks throughout her generally friendly and playful demeanor, and some of the things she says can range from odd to downright nonsensical. She's got an upbeat, out-of-tune song for almost every situation, as well as a flair for the hammiest of dramatics. Despite her airheaded tendencies, she's actually got a good head on her shoulders - not only is she responsible, driven, and a hard worker, but she's a lot more perceptive and insightful than she lets on.
Also, she loves all things horror.
Sample Post:
Y-Y-You see that? The dead are walking! Walking around and going "braaains" and accidentally hobbling straight into a radioactive lake and decomposing all over the place! Could this be. . .could this truly be the long-rumored zombie apocalypse?! . . .ah, but wait, that can't be it. I mean, normally zombies wouldn't be showing up at some summer camp in a swamp, right? . . .So these must be a special breed of zombies! Or. . .or even. . .ALIENS?! Yes, that's gotta be it! They've come from the farthest reaches of the universe to take over our planet, one camp at a time! SO LISTEN UP, CITIZENS OF CFUD! OUR EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK BY INTERGALACTIC ZOMBIE INVADERS, AND IT IS UP TO US TO DEFEND IT!
Fufufu. . . However, my good campers, there is no need to fear! I, Kushieda Minori, have long awaited this eventuality oh maaaan I can't believe I'm really seeing the alien zombie apocalypse this is SO~ COOL~ ♥, and have prepared a strategy for our victory! . . .So with that said, don't sweat it, guys! With HARD WORK AND GUTS, we can overcome any obstacle that comes our way and protect our homeplanet; good ol' Kushieda here guarantees it! So, everyone ready? Then I'll start giving the orders!
Let's see, let's see. . . First things first! We've got to arm ourselves, of course. Hmm. . . I looked around before but I couldn't find that many shovels or pitchforks or any of the typical stuff, so we'll just have to be creative! For example, see this, see this? I picked some underwear from that tree over there! You might not think it, but a pair of panties can be a pretty deadly enemy~ All we have to do is just pull the underwear over the heads of our opponents, forcing them to run away in shame and ensuring our victory! Awesome plan, huh? And in case some of our adversaries tough out the first round, I've got a plan B: We'll lure them into a trap! We'll set things up just like in the action movies; we'll keep a tree bent down, get them to walk across it, then let it go when they're least expecting it and send them catapulting all over the place! --Oh, and don't worry, I already asked the trees about it ahead of time and they were totally fine with helping us out. Really, they were some of the sweetest shrubberies I've ever met! ♥
Okay, you guys got the plan down? Alright then, let's charge 'em with all we've got!
Oh, oh, I almost forgot! The most important step of all, the very crux of the entire operation: We've gotta sing to raise our fighting spirits! Now, my faithful troops, let us all join together in a resounding battle cry!
♪ Zombie apocalypse, oh, oh, oh!
Fighting for freedom and justice, hey, hey, hey!
Best summer camp ever? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪
Poll So?
Character: WALL-E
Series: WALL-E
Age: 700, but is a robot who acts like a curious child
Canon: The future ain't what it used to be. After covering the entire planet with garbage, humanity flies off to the stars on interstellar cruise ships and leaves the clean-up to a squad of tiny trash-compacting robots, which promptly malfunction and fail. Except for one, our hero. For 700 years, WALL-E gathers up garbage and crushes it into cubes, and over that time he develops a personality and a fascination with the cast-off remains of human civilization. He collects whatever catches his eye, records music on his built-in tape recorder, watches romantic movies on an old iPod... And when a new robot named EVE shows up from space, looking for plant life as evidence that the Earth is recovering, WALL-E falls head-over-treads in love, and the adventure begins.
How to describe WALL-E? Well, for starters, he's in the running for the title of Most Adorable Robot Ever. Despite having only a couple of camera eyes for a face, his childlike innocence comes across easily. His vocabulary is small, and his voice synthesizer is old and hasn't seen much use over the years, so he has a hard time with complicated words. In fact, he never does get the hang of EVE's name, consistently calling her "EVA". But that's not to say he's stupid! The little robot is endlessly inquisitive and instinctively kind. Though he may sometimes make a mess due to his naïveté, he'll do everything he can to help clean it up and make things right again. And no matter how much damage he may take on the way, he'll never give up on what's important to him.
Note: As was mentioned above, WALL-E has a small vocabulary and speaks in one-to-two-word sentences, so this app was written to represent the way the apper intends to play him in camp proper: lots of action tags with just a touch of dialogue.
Sample Post:
Waaaaaaaaaaaah -- Oof!! [It begins with a fall. The briefest glimpse of a rusty, box-shaped robot can be seen before the figure plummets directly into a sinkhole.] Owowowowow... Eh? EVA? EEE-VAH? Hmm... [For a few seconds, nothing else is heard except tinny grunts of exertion. Then two camera eyes emerge from the sinkhole, surveying the situation. They fix on a stray dandelion -- and immediately recoil in surprise.] Whoa! [But then as the robot surveys all of his surroundings, his voice changes to one of awe.] Whoa...
[Once the robot has managed to clamber up out of the hole, he starts rolling forward. His treads leave a track in the swamp muck as he explores, stopping every few seconds to squint at a nearby plant as if he's never seen its like before. Running across an especially vibrant water lily, he reaches out and delicately brushes the petals with one rusted finger. Then something occurs to him, eyes perking up at the realization, and he calls out again:] Ah, EVA! EVA, plant! Plants! [He zooms through the swamp now at a much higher turn of speed, calling as he searches.] EEEE-VAAH! EEEEE -- Oof!
[Shaking his head to clear it, the robot looks up to see what he's collided with: a very imposing gorilla. The robot gulps, then nervously extends a hand to take the gorilla's hand and shake it.] W...WALL-E. [The gorilla just stares at him. He pulls his hand back and taps his fingers together self-consciously.] ... Name? [Again, no response. The robot droops a bit, then perks up again, waving his hands to try to get the gorilla's attention. He presses the play button on his tape recorder --]
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP, EVERYTHING IS --
Wah! [The robot mashes the stop button in a hurry, before the racket can continue. In his confusion, he rolls backward -- and hears a squishing noise. He lifts up one tread to look down at the banana that's been smashed under it, then looks up at the suddenly infuriated face of the gorilla. Down, up, down, up... And just as the gorilla takes an angry swipe at him, he flees, yelping and swerving between trees in a panic. After a minute's flight, he seems to have left the gorilla behind, and he relaxes -- just in time to catch his tread on a tree root and fall face-first into the mud.
When the robot gets the mud cleared from his eyes, he notices what appears to be a human nearby, reaching out to him.] Ah! [He happily takes the figure's hand and shakes it -- but before he can introduce himself, its entire lower arm tears away like paper. The robot gasps and recoils in horror, eyes darting around as if he expects someone to jump out and yell at him. He hurriedly tries to put the arm back where it was, which works about as well as you might expect. But the sudden "Oh!" that follows must mean he has an idea! Carefully setting down the arm, the robot picks up the dusty cooler that's been hanging from a hook on his back. He opens it up, roots through its contents intently...
And presents the zombie with his prized possession: a roll of duct tape.] Ta-da!
Poll So?
Character: Musubi
Series: Sekirei
Canon: In 2020, the capital city of Japan is owned by MBI, a huge corporation run by a wackjob pervert with a very special plan: to pit a lot of hot, super-powered aliens known as Sekirei against each other in a city-wide free for all. Sekirei only reach full power if they share the DNA of their Ashikabi -- their fated human partner. In other words, their powers increase when they make out. The method to this madness: one-on-one sudden-death matches which stop, usually, just short of actual death. The losers are separated from their Ashikabi. The last Sekirei standing wins the as-yet unexplained prize of "ascension", and is supposedly going to be able to stay with his or her Ashikabi forever.
Musubi is a "combat" or "power-type" Sekirei: a shounen retard with the requisite never-say-die, punch-happy attitude and bonus gravity defying breasts who can break telephone poles with her bare hands. She is straightforward, loyal, determined and pure-hearted with a side of jesus. She's always cheerful and speaks in a cute, formal manner; her politeness only increases when she gets angry, to the point that opponent Sekirei describe her as "conceited". It doesn't stop her from being intimidating, though -- Musubi can be smiling innocently as her aura projects the image of a giant, charging bear. Musubi doesn't always come across smart -- she's supposed to keep her identity as Sekirei a secret yet blurts it out all the time -- but she isn't stupid, just doesn't have common sense in some areas, such as modesty. Other characters have to scold her to "protect her virtue" when she fights: meaning, at least keep her breasts and privates covered. This total lack of body issues gives her a fighting edge in a world where most battles involve tearing the clothing off one's opponent.
Sample Post:
Hello, everybody! I'm Musubi, a power-type Sekirei! I heard there are a lot of strong people here to spar with, from all over the world and even further. I'm really excited! To be able to see a new country and meet new people -- I'll definitely learn to be the strongest while I'm here. But, so far it looks like there are only zombies and trees... oh, and purple gorillas! Hello, gorilla-san. You look quite strong, so shall we spar together? Please take care -- oh! You're very quick, gorilla-san. Alright, I won't hold back, either! I'll fight you with the full strength of my fists. But... gorilla-san, if you keep going straight for my breasts, I'm going to win right away. You're leaving yourself completely open to my attacks. When fighting at close range like this, it's much better to go with the flow and pay better attention to your defense, instead of just lunging over and over. I hope that you can understand what I mean and take it to heart without feeling too badly. It was something I had to learn as well, after all! Just train hard, and we can have a rematch later. Thank you for the fight!
It's true that I won with no problems, but it seems that my clothes are in tatters again. It's so hard to take care of these common sense things! But in spite of the trouble, I will definitely try my best to protect my modesty, even in a place like this. When I get to the camp there I can probably find something to cover up with, although it will be a bit difficult to find the right size. Unless... since everybody's clothes get ripped up while fighting, a professional training camp such as this might already be prepared. And, there's only one way to find out if that's the case -- keep walking! It's a beautiful day to walk in the woods, so I'm lucky. Maybe walking isn't energetic enough, though, especially since I'm here to get stronger. It would be even better to jog. Jogging over uneven terrain -- the perfect cool-down excercise after a practice match!
Uwah... I hope I make it to the camp soon. I'm getting really hungry. But, oh my! It looks like another of my problems has suddenly been solved! Such an unexpected outcome; I never would have guessed that specialty brassiere sizes grew on trees, but really, how convenient! I'd better take some extras for later. There's a lot of selection... not this one, it's full of holes. All the ones near the bottom are far too small... and I wonder what "pedo-bear approved" means. Eh, the leather and metal ones look pretty strong, but a bit uncomfortable. Maybe this one. It looks sturdy. Hm, "prevents 80% of tentacle rape." It sounds like these undergarments are combat ready! Tentacle rape, though... what malicious words. I wonder what new dangers are ahead. It might be something I have to really watch out for. What a great opportunity! I'll keep a sharp look out!
Poll So?
Character: Yoshitsune
Series: Air Gear
Character Age:20/21
Canon:[MAJOR SPOILERS FOR AIR GEAR CHAPTER 232 AND BEYOND]
Air Gear, I'm sure, you've heard before, is about a ridiculous upstart crow-kid Ikki becoming a shounen hero. His sport of choice? Air Treck, or fancy skates that break physics on a regular basis. The best of the best skaters are called Kings, the most respected and powerful people in this sport. One such King that crosses paths with Ikki is Yoshitsune. He's the Rumble King and the leader of Trident, a freaking huge gang under a larger team, Genesis.
Yoshitsune generally comes off as an arrogant asshole with an ego that goes on for miles, and a penchant for Japanese history as well. Since each fight can matter, he's got a brutal, unforgiving side beneath it all, to compliment his calculating nature. His ego tends to be offset by several moments of being equal parts smooth and dumb, add a dash of healthy perversion all around. For example, he teaches Ikki the importance of aerodynamics and applied force by pantsing him. Don't forget his nerd side as well, with a great fondness for Tetris. Seriously, who else could use puns to relay commands to his lieutenant, all in the form of (you guessed it) Tetris coordinates? Despite his relaxed and casual appearance, he's an intelligent general whose main priority is always his team and his hometown. He gave up his life to save Kyoto, and passed on his regalia to help save the world.
Sample Post:
Saaa, is this really where you go when the line blinks out? -- I would have expected a congratulations or a banner, you know... The least you could do is give me a continue! First one in my life, I'll have you know, too. Oh wait, maybe I've just... Wait, those vacant expressions, that insatiable hunger for my high-quality adventuring blood, the bleak and depressing landscape... Ghosts and Goblins meets Pitfall, really? Classic, but not classic enough for my taste, have you got any other genre? How about something a bit Tetris-esque, only a little more braiiins and a lot more bump-mapping?
Ah, ah, the waving worked, I think they see me now. Here they come, a'shambling away. Eugh, one of those guys lost an eye, that's certainly not going to help their final score any! Honestly, I never thought I would try and do this based on my sheer ability to look tasty to zombies, but then again, I'm the best at everything else, so. And, once they get so far and realize there's an even better, softer trail of lunch meat, which, I've discovered, has both life and some semblance of brains heading that way-- Listen, I'm not giving it all away here, think, think! Use that brain for something other than boggling at my genius plan!
That reminds me, comrades of not-so-dead persuasions: I've already generously secured a set of shinobi clothing for you all, so I'll be expecting you to suit up, and accompany me. Hurry up, hurry up. No repayment needed, though giving me your eternal gratitude is fine. Sarcastic glances, huh? Oh, ye of little faith, really, that's far too bad.
In any case, all that remains now is to wait it out and let the pieces fall into place. Perfect score, here I come~ At least this is a new spin on the afterlife; it's better than a mere GAME OVER screen.
I figure I might be getting in the game myself, eventually, though I don't think anyone as awesome as me could ever reach that level of decay. Factoring in all that junk food over the years, I've got enough preservatives in me to last for~ever!
Hn? Aha!
And that's our cue, those slightly louder than normal moans, groans, and cries: the zombies should be lumbering into the women's showers now, and then, then, boys, the buxom females will be coming out-- yes, please, worship me later, not now. Don't waste your chance! Channel your perverted desires and make contact with your inner ninja! Everyone has a ninja inside them, and if any of those ladies don't, I might be able to oblige.
Poll So?
Character: Momiji Sohma
Series: Fruits Basket
Character Age: 15
Canon: Have you ever thought that, man, wouldn’t it be
TOTALLY AWESOME if you could turn yourself into a fuzzy little animal?
Sounds super cool, right? WRONG. For the zodiac possessed members of
the Sohma family, prancing around as fuzzy little animals isn’t just
something that happens when they try to have sex in a strange zombie
camp; it’s something they have to live with in everyday life. Merely
coming in contact with the opposite gender, or even physical strain
and weakness is all it takes. This alone is enough to make anyone feel
like a freak, but being abandoned by parents and told by your God on a
regular basis that you're unwanted are like the cherry on top of the
metaphorical trauma sundae.
The one possessed by the spirit of the rabbit, Sohma Momiji is a half
German-half Japanese teen with a an upbeat attitude and hopeful
outlook on the future. Although he is perhaps the cheeriest member of
the Sohma clan, it doesn‘t mean that he is without a dark place inside
of him; looking pretty and crawling in your skin are prerequisites for
being a Sohma. Yet, despite the curse, he continues on trying to be as
happy as he can; like a trooper. Acting younger than his age, dressing
in frilly clothes and speaking in a sing-song manner, you would never
expect that he has moments of wisdom and maturity that rival the
actual adults of the series.
Sample Post:
Guten Tag~! I am Momiji Sohma, checking in here at 'Camp Fantastic
Journey Deluxe For You And Me'. Ehe, I didn't like your old name, so I
changed it. I needed to add some letters and take others away, but I
think it is much better like this. Don't you think so too? The old
name wasn't any good, which is probably why the Director is so
unhappy. After all, who would want to work at a place with such a
depressing name? Not me, that's for sure! I'm sure that person will be
in a much better mood now that I've given this place such a nice name.
I'm very excited to meet everybody and I want this to be a great time
for us all. Let's make it our goal for this to be the best camping
trip possible! I’m looking forward to the hiking trips, campfire
songs, arts and crafts, as well as the time spent getting to know
everyone here. Although the only person I’ve seen so far was looking a
little scaly and the only song I’ve heard was a strange sort of
moaning and groaning coming from the ceiling. This must be a themed
camp then , right? I guess the warnings about the lake should have
given it away! I’m even more excited now!
Ehe, that being said, I was hoping you could help me with the very
important task of finding the rest of my group. Some of the other
Sohma family members should have arrived too. As for what they look
like…hmmmm. They’re all very attractive and most of them look like
they need to loosen up a little! Nein danke! You don’t have to loosen
them up for me, but thanks for offering; I’m working on that myself.
Keeping it in the family? I suppose its something like that! Isn’t it
normal for family to want to help out family? Really though, I don't
need a hand, so you should probably keep yours to yourself. And that
leg too. Maybe you should look into getting a better costume if yours
is always falling apart like this. Don’t worry, I’ll help you pick out
something really good! You’ll be the prettiest mascot of them all!
Well, as pretty as a stinky corpse can be.
So no one here knows them here? That’s alright, I guess I’ll just have
to look around a little more. I doubt I’ll get bored, there’s a lot to
look at and I’m feeling hungry anyways. I guess I’ll start with the
mess hall then~! The brochure said that this place is well-known for
what it does with chicken. Ne ne, by the way, you might want to get
someone to check the spelling next time though; they spelt ‘chicken’
wrong.
Poll So?
Character: Hokuto Sumeragi
Series: Tokyo Babylon
Character Age: 16
There are spoilers in the canon and app.
Canon: Tokyo Babylon is the story of a boy, his twin sister, and his vet not!boyfriend. Subaru Sumeragi is an incredible strong onmyouji (loosely translated as a master of yin and yang) at sixteen, and the 13th head of the Sumeragi clan. He does his best to help the people and spirits he encounters throughout the series, learning a lesson from every interaction. At first, Tokyo Babylon is a mix of cheerfulness, humor, magic, and the dangers of living in big city like Tokyo. Dark undertones lurk about in the form of Seishirou Sakurazuka, the seemingly cheerful not!boyfriend who might just be the Sakurazukamori, an onmyouji who uses a magical cherry tree and the rival of the Sumeragi clan. Then near the end the dark undertones stop being under. Eyes are lost, limbs are broken, and hearts are smashed-the last occurring literally and figuratively. Did I mention it was written by CLAMP?
Hokuto Sumeragi is Subaru’s twin but his total opposite in almost everyway, even magically. She’s very outgoing, cheerful, and magically weak while he’s quiet, shy, and magically strong. She’s a little over the top in everything she does, approaching life head-on and ignoring rules whenever she deems appropriate, but dreams of being a homemaker. As Subaru’s only immediate family she takes care of him as sister, mother, and meddling matchmaker. Her way of caring for him ranges from dressing him in outrageous outfits and cooking for him, to planning his marriage to an older man. She’s very fashion-conscious and aware of pop culture, but she is equally concerned with taking care of people who need it, whether they want it or not. Despite occasionally seeming a bit shallow, Hokuto really loves her brother and tries to protect him from harm. She’s taken from after volume seven, where she shows the extent to which she’ll go to protect those she cares for.
Sample Post:
I expected more from the afterlife than this. I mean, really, a swamp is not where I want to spend the rest of my not-living. I was expecting designer clothes, cute guys, and all the parfaits I could eat without gaining a pound! Instead I end up at a tree that wouldn’t know fashion if it bit it. I did expect a tree, but not the granny underwear. Anyone who’d wear that deserves divine punishment.
The welcoming committee definitely needs some work, too. Sure, they were friendly enough-some of them were too friendly, but I took care of them! -But their outfits! I’ve never seen such horror. Purple gorilla outfits are not going to show up in high fashion anytime soon. You’d think the higher powers could afford better than that. If this is how people are treated here, I think I’m going to need a little chat with the Director!
Speaking of outfits again, what’s up with mine? Where’s my halo? I may not have been a perfect angel while I was alive, but even if I don’t deserve wings I certainly deserve a change of clothes. Wearing an outfit with a bloody hole where your heart is-was?-is not only the complete opposite of sexy, it’s tacky! I’m in serious need of a shower and change. Maybe the welcoming committee has learned its lesson and will be willing to show me around. I’m sure they wouldn’t refuse to help.
After that tour I don’t think this is heaven, but it’s not doing a good job of being hell either. It has cabins, interesting scenery, and, most importantly right now, showers. The worse things so far are the tacky clothes and the screechy music. Actually, the music reminds me of those bad horror movies where the girl always gets killed in the showers. Maybe that’s why the gorillas were laughing when they led me here. Hah! Too bad for them, that ship has already sailed. Whatever, I’ll deal with that after a change of clothes. Now, for that shower…
Seriously, blood coming out of the showers? How cheesy. It’s time for people to learn that you never mess with a girl’s beauty time, especially mine. I’ll show them a true hell!
Poll So?
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Character: Kushieda Minori
Series: Toradora!
Character Age: 17
Canon: Toradora! is a cracktastic and heartwarming high school romance show that kicks off with the chance meeting between Takasu Ryuuji - a gentle guy with the face of a thug - and Aisaka Taiga - a violent girl with a tiny stature. Turns out they're in love with each other's best friends, and now they've agreed to help each other hook up with the objects of their affections. Wackiness and drama ensues.
Kushieda Minori is Taiga's best friend and Ryuuji's would-be love interest - a cheerful, athletic girl who approaches everything with as much energy and enthusiasm as one can imagine and acts and talks in a manner that the word "eccentric" doesn't even begin to cover. She rather frequently has random bursts of hot-bloodedness or sudden spaz attacks throughout her generally friendly and playful demeanor, and some of the things she says can range from odd to downright nonsensical. She's got an upbeat, out-of-tune song for almost every situation, as well as a flair for the hammiest of dramatics. Despite her airheaded tendencies, she's actually got a good head on her shoulders - not only is she responsible, driven, and a hard worker, but she's a lot more perceptive and insightful than she lets on.
Also, she loves all things horror.
Sample Post:
Y-Y-You see that? The dead are walking! Walking around and going "braaains" and accidentally hobbling straight into a radioactive lake and decomposing all over the place! Could this be. . .could this truly be the long-rumored zombie apocalypse?! . . .ah, but wait, that can't be it. I mean, normally zombies wouldn't be showing up at some summer camp in a swamp, right? . . .So these must be a special breed of zombies! Or. . .or even. . .ALIENS?! Yes, that's gotta be it! They've come from the farthest reaches of the universe to take over our planet, one camp at a time! SO LISTEN UP, CITIZENS OF CFUD! OUR EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK BY INTERGALACTIC ZOMBIE INVADERS, AND IT IS UP TO US TO DEFEND IT!
Fufufu. . . However, my good campers, there is no need to fear! I, Kushieda Minori, have long awaited this eventuality oh maaaan I can't believe I'm really seeing the alien zombie apocalypse this is SO~ COOL~ ♥, and have prepared a strategy for our victory! . . .So with that said, don't sweat it, guys! With HARD WORK AND GUTS, we can overcome any obstacle that comes our way and protect our homeplanet; good ol' Kushieda here guarantees it! So, everyone ready? Then I'll start giving the orders!
Let's see, let's see. . . First things first! We've got to arm ourselves, of course. Hmm. . . I looked around before but I couldn't find that many shovels or pitchforks or any of the typical stuff, so we'll just have to be creative! For example, see this, see this? I picked some underwear from that tree over there! You might not think it, but a pair of panties can be a pretty deadly enemy~ All we have to do is just pull the underwear over the heads of our opponents, forcing them to run away in shame and ensuring our victory! Awesome plan, huh? And in case some of our adversaries tough out the first round, I've got a plan B: We'll lure them into a trap! We'll set things up just like in the action movies; we'll keep a tree bent down, get them to walk across it, then let it go when they're least expecting it and send them catapulting all over the place! --Oh, and don't worry, I already asked the trees about it ahead of time and they were totally fine with helping us out. Really, they were some of the sweetest shrubberies I've ever met! ♥
Okay, you guys got the plan down? Alright then, let's charge 'em with all we've got!
Oh, oh, I almost forgot! The most important step of all, the very crux of the entire operation: We've gotta sing to raise our fighting spirits! Now, my faithful troops, let us all join together in a resounding battle cry!
♪ Zombie apocalypse, oh, oh, oh!
Fighting for freedom and justice, hey, hey, hey!
Best summer camp ever? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪
Poll So?
Character: WALL-E
Series: WALL-E
Age: 700, but is a robot who acts like a curious child
Canon: The future ain't what it used to be. After covering the entire planet with garbage, humanity flies off to the stars on interstellar cruise ships and leaves the clean-up to a squad of tiny trash-compacting robots, which promptly malfunction and fail. Except for one, our hero. For 700 years, WALL-E gathers up garbage and crushes it into cubes, and over that time he develops a personality and a fascination with the cast-off remains of human civilization. He collects whatever catches his eye, records music on his built-in tape recorder, watches romantic movies on an old iPod... And when a new robot named EVE shows up from space, looking for plant life as evidence that the Earth is recovering, WALL-E falls head-over-treads in love, and the adventure begins.
How to describe WALL-E? Well, for starters, he's in the running for the title of Most Adorable Robot Ever. Despite having only a couple of camera eyes for a face, his childlike innocence comes across easily. His vocabulary is small, and his voice synthesizer is old and hasn't seen much use over the years, so he has a hard time with complicated words. In fact, he never does get the hang of EVE's name, consistently calling her "EVA". But that's not to say he's stupid! The little robot is endlessly inquisitive and instinctively kind. Though he may sometimes make a mess due to his naïveté, he'll do everything he can to help clean it up and make things right again. And no matter how much damage he may take on the way, he'll never give up on what's important to him.
Note: As was mentioned above, WALL-E has a small vocabulary and speaks in one-to-two-word sentences, so this app was written to represent the way the apper intends to play him in camp proper: lots of action tags with just a touch of dialogue.
Sample Post:
Waaaaaaaaaaaah -- Oof!! [It begins with a fall. The briefest glimpse of a rusty, box-shaped robot can be seen before the figure plummets directly into a sinkhole.] Owowowowow... Eh? EVA? EEE-VAH? Hmm... [For a few seconds, nothing else is heard except tinny grunts of exertion. Then two camera eyes emerge from the sinkhole, surveying the situation. They fix on a stray dandelion -- and immediately recoil in surprise.] Whoa! [But then as the robot surveys all of his surroundings, his voice changes to one of awe.] Whoa...
[Once the robot has managed to clamber up out of the hole, he starts rolling forward. His treads leave a track in the swamp muck as he explores, stopping every few seconds to squint at a nearby plant as if he's never seen its like before. Running across an especially vibrant water lily, he reaches out and delicately brushes the petals with one rusted finger. Then something occurs to him, eyes perking up at the realization, and he calls out again:] Ah, EVA! EVA, plant! Plants! [He zooms through the swamp now at a much higher turn of speed, calling as he searches.] EEEE-VAAH! EEEEE -- Oof!
[Shaking his head to clear it, the robot looks up to see what he's collided with: a very imposing gorilla. The robot gulps, then nervously extends a hand to take the gorilla's hand and shake it.] W...WALL-E. [The gorilla just stares at him. He pulls his hand back and taps his fingers together self-consciously.] ... Name? [Again, no response. The robot droops a bit, then perks up again, waving his hands to try to get the gorilla's attention. He presses the play button on his tape recorder --]
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP, EVERYTHING IS --
Wah! [The robot mashes the stop button in a hurry, before the racket can continue. In his confusion, he rolls backward -- and hears a squishing noise. He lifts up one tread to look down at the banana that's been smashed under it, then looks up at the suddenly infuriated face of the gorilla. Down, up, down, up... And just as the gorilla takes an angry swipe at him, he flees, yelping and swerving between trees in a panic. After a minute's flight, he seems to have left the gorilla behind, and he relaxes -- just in time to catch his tread on a tree root and fall face-first into the mud.
When the robot gets the mud cleared from his eyes, he notices what appears to be a human nearby, reaching out to him.] Ah! [He happily takes the figure's hand and shakes it -- but before he can introduce himself, its entire lower arm tears away like paper. The robot gasps and recoils in horror, eyes darting around as if he expects someone to jump out and yell at him. He hurriedly tries to put the arm back where it was, which works about as well as you might expect. But the sudden "Oh!" that follows must mean he has an idea! Carefully setting down the arm, the robot picks up the dusty cooler that's been hanging from a hook on his back. He opens it up, roots through its contents intently...
And presents the zombie with his prized possession: a roll of duct tape.] Ta-da!
Poll So?
Character: Musubi
Series: Sekirei
Canon: In 2020, the capital city of Japan is owned by MBI, a huge corporation run by a wackjob pervert with a very special plan: to pit a lot of hot, super-powered aliens known as Sekirei against each other in a city-wide free for all. Sekirei only reach full power if they share the DNA of their Ashikabi -- their fated human partner. In other words, their powers increase when they make out. The method to this madness: one-on-one sudden-death matches which stop, usually, just short of actual death. The losers are separated from their Ashikabi. The last Sekirei standing wins the as-yet unexplained prize of "ascension", and is supposedly going to be able to stay with his or her Ashikabi forever.
Musubi is a "combat" or "power-type" Sekirei: a shounen retard with the requisite never-say-die, punch-happy attitude and bonus gravity defying breasts who can break telephone poles with her bare hands. She is straightforward, loyal, determined and pure-hearted with a side of jesus. She's always cheerful and speaks in a cute, formal manner; her politeness only increases when she gets angry, to the point that opponent Sekirei describe her as "conceited". It doesn't stop her from being intimidating, though -- Musubi can be smiling innocently as her aura projects the image of a giant, charging bear. Musubi doesn't always come across smart -- she's supposed to keep her identity as Sekirei a secret yet blurts it out all the time -- but she isn't stupid, just doesn't have common sense in some areas, such as modesty. Other characters have to scold her to "protect her virtue" when she fights: meaning, at least keep her breasts and privates covered. This total lack of body issues gives her a fighting edge in a world where most battles involve tearing the clothing off one's opponent.
Sample Post:
Hello, everybody! I'm Musubi, a power-type Sekirei! I heard there are a lot of strong people here to spar with, from all over the world and even further. I'm really excited! To be able to see a new country and meet new people -- I'll definitely learn to be the strongest while I'm here. But, so far it looks like there are only zombies and trees... oh, and purple gorillas! Hello, gorilla-san. You look quite strong, so shall we spar together? Please take care -- oh! You're very quick, gorilla-san. Alright, I won't hold back, either! I'll fight you with the full strength of my fists. But... gorilla-san, if you keep going straight for my breasts, I'm going to win right away. You're leaving yourself completely open to my attacks. When fighting at close range like this, it's much better to go with the flow and pay better attention to your defense, instead of just lunging over and over. I hope that you can understand what I mean and take it to heart without feeling too badly. It was something I had to learn as well, after all! Just train hard, and we can have a rematch later. Thank you for the fight!
It's true that I won with no problems, but it seems that my clothes are in tatters again. It's so hard to take care of these common sense things! But in spite of the trouble, I will definitely try my best to protect my modesty, even in a place like this. When I get to the camp there I can probably find something to cover up with, although it will be a bit difficult to find the right size. Unless... since everybody's clothes get ripped up while fighting, a professional training camp such as this might already be prepared. And, there's only one way to find out if that's the case -- keep walking! It's a beautiful day to walk in the woods, so I'm lucky. Maybe walking isn't energetic enough, though, especially since I'm here to get stronger. It would be even better to jog. Jogging over uneven terrain -- the perfect cool-down excercise after a practice match!
Uwah... I hope I make it to the camp soon. I'm getting really hungry. But, oh my! It looks like another of my problems has suddenly been solved! Such an unexpected outcome; I never would have guessed that specialty brassiere sizes grew on trees, but really, how convenient! I'd better take some extras for later. There's a lot of selection... not this one, it's full of holes. All the ones near the bottom are far too small... and I wonder what "pedo-bear approved" means. Eh, the leather and metal ones look pretty strong, but a bit uncomfortable. Maybe this one. It looks sturdy. Hm, "prevents 80% of tentacle rape." It sounds like these undergarments are combat ready! Tentacle rape, though... what malicious words. I wonder what new dangers are ahead. It might be something I have to really watch out for. What a great opportunity! I'll keep a sharp look out!
Poll So?
Character: Yoshitsune
Series: Air Gear
Character Age:20/21
Canon:[MAJOR SPOILERS FOR AIR GEAR CHAPTER 232 AND BEYOND]
Air Gear, I'm sure, you've heard before, is about a ridiculous upstart crow-kid Ikki becoming a shounen hero. His sport of choice? Air Treck, or fancy skates that break physics on a regular basis. The best of the best skaters are called Kings, the most respected and powerful people in this sport. One such King that crosses paths with Ikki is Yoshitsune. He's the Rumble King and the leader of Trident, a freaking huge gang under a larger team, Genesis.
Yoshitsune generally comes off as an arrogant asshole with an ego that goes on for miles, and a penchant for Japanese history as well. Since each fight can matter, he's got a brutal, unforgiving side beneath it all, to compliment his calculating nature. His ego tends to be offset by several moments of being equal parts smooth and dumb, add a dash of healthy perversion all around. For example, he teaches Ikki the importance of aerodynamics and applied force by pantsing him. Don't forget his nerd side as well, with a great fondness for Tetris. Seriously, who else could use puns to relay commands to his lieutenant, all in the form of (you guessed it) Tetris coordinates? Despite his relaxed and casual appearance, he's an intelligent general whose main priority is always his team and his hometown. He gave up his life to save Kyoto, and passed on his regalia to help save the world.
Sample Post:
Saaa, is this really where you go when the line blinks out? -- I would have expected a congratulations or a banner, you know... The least you could do is give me a continue! First one in my life, I'll have you know, too. Oh wait, maybe I've just... Wait, those vacant expressions, that insatiable hunger for my high-quality adventuring blood, the bleak and depressing landscape... Ghosts and Goblins meets Pitfall, really? Classic, but not classic enough for my taste, have you got any other genre? How about something a bit Tetris-esque, only a little more braiiins and a lot more bump-mapping?
Ah, ah, the waving worked, I think they see me now. Here they come, a'shambling away. Eugh, one of those guys lost an eye, that's certainly not going to help their final score any! Honestly, I never thought I would try and do this based on my sheer ability to look tasty to zombies, but then again, I'm the best at everything else, so. And, once they get so far and realize there's an even better, softer trail of lunch meat, which, I've discovered, has both life and some semblance of brains heading that way-- Listen, I'm not giving it all away here, think, think! Use that brain for something other than boggling at my genius plan!
That reminds me, comrades of not-so-dead persuasions: I've already generously secured a set of shinobi clothing for you all, so I'll be expecting you to suit up, and accompany me. Hurry up, hurry up. No repayment needed, though giving me your eternal gratitude is fine. Sarcastic glances, huh? Oh, ye of little faith, really, that's far too bad.
In any case, all that remains now is to wait it out and let the pieces fall into place. Perfect score, here I come~ At least this is a new spin on the afterlife; it's better than a mere GAME OVER screen.
I figure I might be getting in the game myself, eventually, though I don't think anyone as awesome as me could ever reach that level of decay. Factoring in all that junk food over the years, I've got enough preservatives in me to last for~ever!
Hn? Aha!
And that's our cue, those slightly louder than normal moans, groans, and cries: the zombies should be lumbering into the women's showers now, and then, then, boys, the buxom females will be coming out-- yes, please, worship me later, not now. Don't waste your chance! Channel your perverted desires and make contact with your inner ninja! Everyone has a ninja inside them, and if any of those ladies don't, I might be able to oblige.
Poll So?
Character: Momiji Sohma
Series: Fruits Basket
Character Age: 15
Canon: Have you ever thought that, man, wouldn’t it be
TOTALLY AWESOME if you could turn yourself into a fuzzy little animal?
Sounds super cool, right? WRONG. For the zodiac possessed members of
the Sohma family, prancing around as fuzzy little animals isn’t just
something that happens when they try to have sex in a strange zombie
camp; it’s something they have to live with in everyday life. Merely
coming in contact with the opposite gender, or even physical strain
and weakness is all it takes. This alone is enough to make anyone feel
like a freak, but being abandoned by parents and told by your God on a
regular basis that you're unwanted are like the cherry on top of the
metaphorical trauma sundae.
The one possessed by the spirit of the rabbit, Sohma Momiji is a half
German-half Japanese teen with a an upbeat attitude and hopeful
outlook on the future. Although he is perhaps the cheeriest member of
the Sohma clan, it doesn‘t mean that he is without a dark place inside
of him; looking pretty and crawling in your skin are prerequisites for
being a Sohma. Yet, despite the curse, he continues on trying to be as
happy as he can; like a trooper. Acting younger than his age, dressing
in frilly clothes and speaking in a sing-song manner, you would never
expect that he has moments of wisdom and maturity that rival the
actual adults of the series.
Sample Post:
Guten Tag~! I am Momiji Sohma, checking in here at 'Camp Fantastic
Journey Deluxe For You And Me'. Ehe, I didn't like your old name, so I
changed it. I needed to add some letters and take others away, but I
think it is much better like this. Don't you think so too? The old
name wasn't any good, which is probably why the Director is so
unhappy. After all, who would want to work at a place with such a
depressing name? Not me, that's for sure! I'm sure that person will be
in a much better mood now that I've given this place such a nice name.
I'm very excited to meet everybody and I want this to be a great time
for us all. Let's make it our goal for this to be the best camping
trip possible! I’m looking forward to the hiking trips, campfire
songs, arts and crafts, as well as the time spent getting to know
everyone here. Although the only person I’ve seen so far was looking a
little scaly and the only song I’ve heard was a strange sort of
moaning and groaning coming from the ceiling. This must be a themed
camp then , right? I guess the warnings about the lake should have
given it away! I’m even more excited now!
Ehe, that being said, I was hoping you could help me with the very
important task of finding the rest of my group. Some of the other
Sohma family members should have arrived too. As for what they look
like…hmmmm. They’re all very attractive and most of them look like
they need to loosen up a little! Nein danke! You don’t have to loosen
them up for me, but thanks for offering; I’m working on that myself.
Keeping it in the family? I suppose its something like that! Isn’t it
normal for family to want to help out family? Really though, I don't
need a hand, so you should probably keep yours to yourself. And that
leg too. Maybe you should look into getting a better costume if yours
is always falling apart like this. Don’t worry, I’ll help you pick out
something really good! You’ll be the prettiest mascot of them all!
Well, as pretty as a stinky corpse can be.
So no one here knows them here? That’s alright, I guess I’ll just have
to look around a little more. I doubt I’ll get bored, there’s a lot to
look at and I’m feeling hungry anyways. I guess I’ll start with the
mess hall then~! The brochure said that this place is well-known for
what it does with chicken. Ne ne, by the way, you might want to get
someone to check the spelling next time though; they spelt ‘chicken’
wrong.
Poll So?
Character: Hokuto Sumeragi
Series: Tokyo Babylon
Character Age: 16
There are spoilers in the canon and app.
Canon: Tokyo Babylon is the story of a boy, his twin sister, and his vet not!boyfriend. Subaru Sumeragi is an incredible strong onmyouji (loosely translated as a master of yin and yang) at sixteen, and the 13th head of the Sumeragi clan. He does his best to help the people and spirits he encounters throughout the series, learning a lesson from every interaction. At first, Tokyo Babylon is a mix of cheerfulness, humor, magic, and the dangers of living in big city like Tokyo. Dark undertones lurk about in the form of Seishirou Sakurazuka, the seemingly cheerful not!boyfriend who might just be the Sakurazukamori, an onmyouji who uses a magical cherry tree and the rival of the Sumeragi clan. Then near the end the dark undertones stop being under. Eyes are lost, limbs are broken, and hearts are smashed-the last occurring literally and figuratively. Did I mention it was written by CLAMP?
Hokuto Sumeragi is Subaru’s twin but his total opposite in almost everyway, even magically. She’s very outgoing, cheerful, and magically weak while he’s quiet, shy, and magically strong. She’s a little over the top in everything she does, approaching life head-on and ignoring rules whenever she deems appropriate, but dreams of being a homemaker. As Subaru’s only immediate family she takes care of him as sister, mother, and meddling matchmaker. Her way of caring for him ranges from dressing him in outrageous outfits and cooking for him, to planning his marriage to an older man. She’s very fashion-conscious and aware of pop culture, but she is equally concerned with taking care of people who need it, whether they want it or not. Despite occasionally seeming a bit shallow, Hokuto really loves her brother and tries to protect him from harm. She’s taken from after volume seven, where she shows the extent to which she’ll go to protect those she cares for.
Sample Post:
I expected more from the afterlife than this. I mean, really, a swamp is not where I want to spend the rest of my not-living. I was expecting designer clothes, cute guys, and all the parfaits I could eat without gaining a pound! Instead I end up at a tree that wouldn’t know fashion if it bit it. I did expect a tree, but not the granny underwear. Anyone who’d wear that deserves divine punishment.
The welcoming committee definitely needs some work, too. Sure, they were friendly enough-some of them were too friendly, but I took care of them! -But their outfits! I’ve never seen such horror. Purple gorilla outfits are not going to show up in high fashion anytime soon. You’d think the higher powers could afford better than that. If this is how people are treated here, I think I’m going to need a little chat with the Director!
Speaking of outfits again, what’s up with mine? Where’s my halo? I may not have been a perfect angel while I was alive, but even if I don’t deserve wings I certainly deserve a change of clothes. Wearing an outfit with a bloody hole where your heart is-was?-is not only the complete opposite of sexy, it’s tacky! I’m in serious need of a shower and change. Maybe the welcoming committee has learned its lesson and will be willing to show me around. I’m sure they wouldn’t refuse to help.
After that tour I don’t think this is heaven, but it’s not doing a good job of being hell either. It has cabins, interesting scenery, and, most importantly right now, showers. The worse things so far are the tacky clothes and the screechy music. Actually, the music reminds me of those bad horror movies where the girl always gets killed in the showers. Maybe that’s why the gorillas were laughing when they led me here. Hah! Too bad for them, that ship has already sailed. Whatever, I’ll deal with that after a change of clothes. Now, for that shower…
Seriously, blood coming out of the showers? How cheesy. It’s time for people to learn that you never mess with a girl’s beauty time, especially mine. I’ll show them a true hell!
Poll So?