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LAST ROUND. Well, that was fast! And it seems we mods aren't the only ones that liked the fast voting, so we're gonna do this again next time. The time for the next application period will be announced soon. In the meantime, HERE WE GO.
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Character: Kodachi Kuno
Series: Ranma 1/2
Character Age: 16
Canon: Kodachi is, especially at first glance, a twisted and demented young woman who will do absolutely anything to get what she wants. Having been born in a rich (though horribly, horribly dysfunctional) family, she has a very refined and cultured air about her, that is at times undermined by her violent nature and willingness to cross any moral boundary in pursuit of a goal. Really, though, given that her father left her for a few years, her mother's fate is completely unknown, and her only real caretaker in any way is her older brother (I’m going from the manga here so Sasuke? Totally doesn’t exist.), who is fairly out there himself, it shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s rather messed up.
Like the vast majority of the Ranma 1/2 cast, Kodachi is a martial artist. She fights using various tools used in rhythmic gymnastics, and though she's far from being one of the best in the series, she's certainly not half bad. Kodachi is hopelessly infatuated with Ranma Saotome despite the fact that she is fully aware that Ranma has no feelings for her; she remains determined to find a way to win his heart nonetheless (despite the fact that these plans seem to usually involve doing something that, in fact, just makes Ranma's life worse). She also refuses to accept Ranma's curse as reality, insisting that Ranma's female form is in fact an entirely different person whom she happens to despise.
If she ever offers you any food, it's best to avoid it; though she is a good chef, she has a tendency to add things like sleeping powder to her own food, often for no apparent reason whatsoever.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Kodachi Kuno, the Black Rose of St. Hebereke School for Girls, the scion of martial arts rhythmic gymnastics, has arrived!
...
I find the lack of awestruck celebration to be quite disturbing and offensive, for the record.
I must admit I find all of this to be entirely frustrating. You have to understand that I was under the impression that I was heading to a conference for exceptional gymnasts; I had no intention of going to a... a... they call it a "summer camp" apparently. The nerve! This sort of thing may be good enough for your lower sort of person, but the very notion that a cultured woman such as I would even consider coming to a place like this voluntarily is absolutely sickening.
The welcoming committee was especially rude. Why would I need a shotgun? Do I look like a common thug? When I told them that all I needed were my ribbons, clubs, and hoops, they even had the nerve to laugh! Why, it took everything I had to maintain my ladylike composure! I had to remind myself that they were not, in fact, enemies but rather misinformed simpletons and as such it’s not right to beat them senseless.
However, if they happen to find paralysis powder in their next meal they had it coming, believe you me.
It strikes me, though, that perhaps this is all just a test. I think that perhaps the fates have arranged this as a way for me to prove to the world, and more importantly to Ranma darling, that I am not just graceful, beautiful, charming, elegant, and refined. I am, in fact, capable of adapting to unsavory situations such as this! I can... what's that phrase... "rough it."
In fact, when Ranma darling learns of my... camping... prowess, he will see that he’s been living a lie, that a life spent without a beautiful young flower such as myself in his arms is not a life worth living, and he'll cast off the shackles of engagements with other, less deserving women to run away with me! That's it, that's the answer! Oh, my heart just sings at the very possibilities that are blossoming in front of my very eyes!
First order of business; I will require my own cabin, preferably one with built-in trap doors and perhaps a moat of some sort. After that, I will have to put together some new poisons, as my current reserves are running low (and with just one glance I can already tell that this wretched place will have many prime ingredients). Then comes the amassing of pets, the hiring of guards and general lackeys... Hmph. A woman's work is never done.
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Character: Kikumaru Eiji
Series: Prince of Tennis
Character Age: 14
Canon: Kikumaru Eiji is one of the Regulars on the Seishun Gakuen (Seigaku) boys' tennis team. Like all of his fellow Regulars, his goal is to make it to and win the Nationals. Eiji is really friendly and energetic, and plays "acrobatic style" tennis - meaning he does flips, hand stands, and other strange and gravity-defying things. Among his tennis tricks is his signature move: the Kikumaru Beam, which is a return that hits the ball directly at an opponent and accompanied with a spirited cry of "KIKUMARU BEEMU!"
Eiji primarily plays in the doubles 1 spot as half of the "Golden Pair" with partner, Oishi Shuuichiroh. He's also played as half the "Dream Pair" with his good friend Fuji Syuusuke, as well as in a makeshift pair with Momoshiro Takeshi.
Eiji is the youngest of five children, and therefore rather childish (he has a habit of using nonsense words such as "Nya" and "Hoi"), and being very stubborn. His hobbies include brushing his teeth and wandering around in pet stores because he loves animals. Yes, PoT canon is on crack.
One minute I'm napping on the bus on the way back to Seigaku, the next minute I'm here! Nya, but where is here? It looks a little like a tennis training camp, except there aren't many courts. Maybe it's some kind of animal training camp for a circus or something, because there are some really funny looking animals here doing some really weird stuff! Big purple monkeys wearing dresses, neat colored birds flying around with knives, and was that a really big octopus in the lake? And hey, cool! Those chipmunks have little tennis rackets! They must be learning to play for their circus!
Hello little chipmunks! I'll call you Fuji, and you can be Momo, and you can be Ochibi! Nya, we can all play doubles together! It'll be fun! ...No, wait, Fuji-chimpunk, you're not supposed to jump on your doubles partner like that! Momo, Ochibi, you guys stay on the other side of the net! STOP CLIMBING ON ME, NYA! NO, WAIT DON'T BITE ME! KIKUMARU BEEMU!!
Hoi! That got rid of them! That's what you get for messing with Kikumaru Eiji, you little imposter chipmun-- HEY!! They stole my new Happy-Happy-Watermelon-Berry toothpaste right out of my tennis bag! What does a chipmunk need with with toothpaste? Come to think of it, Fuji-chimpunk's teeth did look a little funny while they were sinking into my arm... Oh well. At least I still have my Super-Sparkle-Strawberry-Mint and Shiny-Apple-Mango-Tango. That should last me until I get home!
Nya, that reminds me... Hi! I'm Kikumaru Eiji! Can someone point me to the exit? I've gotta go home and train for the Nationals!
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Character: Epros
Series: Okage: Shadow King link
Character age: Unknown. Appearance-wise,
he looks to be about 20 or so.
Canon: Epros is the former Phantom Evil King and once adversary to
the heroes. However, he made a less than effective adversary as he would
often pop up to give advice or warnings to help them out. Granted, they were
always veiled or puzzles but his occupation is "mysterious wizard."
After being beaten he joins up with the heroes, whether they like it (Linda)
or not (Stan), to help them in a more direct way.
Epros floats, talks in rhyme (but switches between different meters and
schemes), fights with cards, and generally lives up to the mysterious part
of his occupation. He's on a search for magical power and the truth of the
world. He’s calm, collected, and the perfect gentleman in the face of almost
everything and the only one who can fluster him often is Linda and her
crush. Her attentions make him react almost like a shy schoolboy.
And he's a snappy dresser. It's canon.
Come I have, to this place,
and 'twas long ere I found it,
to where my comrades vanished untraced.
Off a bridge, boy and Evil King did fall,
the noble hero did follow soon after,
but of those three there remained no sign at all.
Thus, I stayed behind, true to plan
while Linda went in search of Stan.
Alas, alas, much time has passed,
and I have concluded at last
to come and fetch the rest of our cast.
Pray thee, good sirs and madams,
of these four dost thou have knowledge?
Tell me quickly! Soothe my qualms.
To stay, no desire I acknowledge!
Beasts, smelling of unclean evil there are
more disgusting than any I have seen thus far,
(at home, at least, beastly aesthetics with us are on par)
unknowing, uncaring they stumble across my path
my warnings disregard, they fear not my wrath.
Dealt with quickly, though still not dead,
but of their numbers, how many cannot be said!
Endure I can, for sake of my search,
in spite that they can make one's stomach lurch,
but the purple minions who wished to play with my cards
would not be contented with my unkind regards.
So from them to get a reprieve,
to their demands I did relent,
they could not hide the aces "up their sleeve"
and I bade them leave when their assets were spent.
I now own undergarments and half a boat,
also a monster called a "Horny Goat"
but they refused to pay for damaging my coat
so for that and their insults they were rightly smote.
But before they expired
this, 'twas dually imparted,
in their lowly tongues en-mired,
"Your beauty and your cards
will bring all the boys to the yard."
The meaning of that phrase is beyond my ciphering
unless, good sirs, for a game of cards thou'est be desiring.
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Character: Sun Shang Xiang
Series: Dynasty Warriors
Character Age: 18
Canon: Sun Shang Xiang is the daughter of Sun Jian (the 'Tiger of Jiang Dong'), younger half-sister to Sun Ce and Sun Quan, the founders of the kingdom of Wu, and wife of Liu Bei, the Emperor of Shu. She was notable in history for having been an extremely masculine woman in attitude; she studied martial arts from childhood, and she was as spirited and outgoing as her brothers. Her handmaidens went armed and armoured, and the walls of her chambers were decorated with weapons. A real warrior princess, you could say! In the Dynasty Warriors games, she is even moreso the warrior, actually joining her father and brothers on the field of battle; her loyalty to her family is extremely strong (though it doesn't preclude jibing at them), and while she loves her husband dearly, when Shu and Wu go to war, she fights against him. Shang Xiang is very informal and casual (which is not unique to her in her family - her eldest brother sounds like a surfer!), and has pride in her roles as a warrior and as a woman.
Well, finally! I've had so many problems traveling you just wouldn't believe. Oh, nothing like bandits, no, that wouldn't be a problem. The daughter of the Tiger of Jiang Dong fears no bandits! It was all fine, too, until I broke through that wall, and then things went totally crazy. First my shoes turned into these stupid glass slippers, and if you think those would be good to fight in, think again. So I dumped them before my feet got shredded, but going barefoot in a swamp has got its own problems. I never want to see another leech again in my life. Unless it's small, because small ones? No problems. It's when they can swallow my whole foot and then sink a circle of fangs sharper than big brother's wit into my ankle that I have a problem.
. . . which means they were actually pretty dull, but that just made it worse, really. And let's not even talk about the crackpot at the top of a tower who was yelling down at me to let up my hair. Hello, married woman. Besides, it's not that long!
Anyways, enough about all that! I finally got here, right? Where's my command? I'd better have at least a small squad. I mean, I know that just my presence alone can make strong men quake - Lord Liu Bei's knees shake whenever I walk in the room, hehheh - but I'm not suicidal.
But, um, if this is the front, then we really must be making Cao Cao desperate; are these lepers I saw all over when I was fighting my way here really his foot soldiers? Pathetic. Where is their division officer so I can defeat him and then start giving these poor people some medical aid? Their health bars are inverted! That can't be natural.
Wait. My chakrams. My chakrams are-
Okay. Whoever thought it would be funny to replace my chakrams with wreaths, bring them back before I finish counting to ten, or or you'll find out just how much a pinecone can hurt when it's being stuck where the sun doesn't shine.
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Character: Joe
Series: Viewtiful Joe ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viewtiful_Joe )
Character Age: 17
Canon: In a world where bad movie puns run rampant, superpowers are handed out like free AOL CDs and the main villain is ALWAYS your close, possibly deceased family member, one hero is always there to right the wrongs of the world and bring swift justice upon villains.
Once an ordinary citizen with a fanboyish obsession with superheroes, Joe gained the power of the V-watch one fateful day when him and his girlfriend were plunged in to the world of movies. With a cry of “Henshin a Go-Go Baby!”, he gained the ability to transform in to... Viewtiful Joe! The stylish superhero who fights evil with a combination of deadly martial arts and his special VFX Powers.
Despite his amazing abilities though, our hero unfortunately does have his flaws. He’s not the brightest tool in the shed, tending to goof off a lot and he’s done such things as completely forgetting about his mission for half a game and hitting on to another female while his girlfriend is standing right beside him, with a gun.
But that doesn’t stop him! With his charismatic attitude, fantastic powers and the true soul of a hero, Viewtiful Joe always saves the day! (Unless you bribe him with a cheeseburger.)
You, the one calling yourself “The Director”, I’m on to you!
Sure you want me to think this is a summer camp, but... what kind of camp has a MONSTER IN THE LAKE!? I bet you thought you could just make up a sob story, bribe me with a shotgun and cheeseburgers and get me on your side, didn’t you? But a true hero never wavers in the face of evil!
And now you think you can go all Night of the Living Dead on me with these zombies, huh? Well, I’ve fought all sorts of these lackey types before: they’re no problem! You better bring out the big bosses now, because I’m ready to take them all on!
You guys ready for some brains to spill? Because I know I am! HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY!
...Aw, damn it, I can’t believe this. Why can’t I transform!? Eeeeeeh, I think this'd be a good time to run.
Now I kinda wish I’d taken that cheeseburger...and the shotgun. That would have been awesome! I could just blow off their heads like “KAPOW” “KAPOW”, just like that Evil Dead guy. Man, that was a great movie.
Wait a minute, I can’t give up! A hero’s always gotta face some sort of conflict before they save the world, otherwise it wouldn’t be any fun now would it?
Okay, Director, you won this round. But you know what they say, the good guy always wins in the end!
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Character: Haninozuka "Honey" Mitsukuni
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 18
Canon: Honey is one of the homo side characters of Ouran High School Host Club. Like most students at the exclusive Ouran High School, he is rich and oblivious to how "commoners" live. As the Host Club's representative of the loli-shouta type, he is all cake, ice cream and pony rides. He is cute, sweet, bubbly, and simply adorable. He tears up quickly when he is upset (which happens quite frequently), and is never seen without his stuffed rabbit, Usa-chan. He is also extremely partial to cute things, cakes and any types of sweets.
However, don't be deceived by Honey's cuteness! Yes, he may be small for his age and may even act stupidly sometimes, but he actually ranks first academically in his year level and is a Karate and Judo champion who knows various forms of martial arts. Also, he'll be in a really foul mood if he wakes up during a nap or goes without sweets for a long period of time.
Note: Honey often puts "ne" at the beginning and at the end of a sentence.
Ne,ne, people in this camp need to stop getting married without wedding cakes! 'Cause that's a really really bad thing! And a wedding without cake would make everyone sad! That's why I bring a really reeeally big wedding cake for everyone to share! I even asks the baker to put lots and lots of strawberries in it, so that it tastes super-great! But, um. I ate a little bit of it, though. People wouldn't mind about that, ne? ♥
Oh, and why are there so many sad and grumpy people here? A summer camp is fun, and fun is good! There're so so so many interesting things that you can do here. You can play tag with Brain-chan. You can pet the kittens, the squirrels, and the roosters which play with the kittens! Or you can play "Treasure Hunt" which is really really fun too. See, see, I just found a lizard-alligator-thing! It's a Liopleurodom! A magical Liopleurodom! ♥ So, everyone should stop looking like a grumpy bunny and be happy and have lots and lots of FUN!
Besides, this summer camp is a really reeeally cool place even though it's kinda weird and gross. Usa-chan agrees with me too. It's a real commoner summer camp in a real squishy and smelly swarm! And the lake sparkles so prettily too. This place is kinda like the setting of that commoners' reality TV show which is kinda stupid. And Usa-chan and me are going to name this trip after it, "Survivor: Commoner Summer Camp with Lots and Lots of Cakes"! And look, look, I just found a flock of Happy Bunnies! This place reeeeeeally is the happiest place on earth!
Anyway, everyone should come to eat cakes with Usa-chan and me 'cause cakes can make everyone happy! Um... I don't know where I am, though. But there're many rocks which look kinda like unicorns here! And there're lots and lots of ellipses and tildes fighting with each other! So, um. People can find me, ne?
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Character: Washu Hakubi
Character Age: About 20,000; physically appears to be twelve.
Series: Tenchi Muyo!
Canon: Washu is a great many things - goddess, scientist, mother, professor, but most importantly, she's a genius. The greatest scientific genius in the universe, even. She also looks twelve years old. No, really. Besides the more emo reasons for her staying in a child's form, kids always get away with more than adults do, and Washu consistently uses this to her advantage. After being freed from a 2,000 year imprisonment under one of her students, she now lives with several other alien girls in the house of Tenchi Masaki, where chaos and mayhem are everyday occurrences. Washu spends most of her time either in her lab - which exists in another dimension that she set up in a closet - or observing (see: meddling with) the Masaki household.
Washu is best known for her shameless nature and constant playfulness, which covers up a much wiser and experienced personality. Yes, she's well aware of the world's hardships, but where's the fun in dwelling on them? If you insist on doing so, go ahead - but be prepared to have a tiny pink-haired scientist
declaring herself your mother and smothering you with her own brand of love until you see the error of your ways. It's for your own good. Really.
Oh, really now, this is just careless! I didn't create this internet just so it could be used for scandal and humiliation, ya know. You must realize all those images and stories you have about each other are recorded in your laptop's history, right? Those should just be side activities, they lose their effect if you use them all the time! You can't all be complete amateurs.
Now, it isn't even just that - I went through the history of all the computers in this place, and I'd really like to know why zombie porn appears to be so popular. I had a suspicion that it was an actual fetish, but I don't always want my theories confirmed! I have so many, after all, some are simply better left untouched. I knew this place was strange already because of the high level of dimension interaction, but never before has such an event caused a perversion of taste.
Besides, there are so many nicer things to look at, don't you think? I could easily provide them, if you wanted. ♥
...Now, now, dears, there's no need to make up an excuse like that. Besides, I would know better than to believe that the computers did it on their own. Everything starts with the person, after all! Even with such wonderful relics such as these. The computer won't do anything unless programmed to do it, so you can just stop with your little -
Hogwarts needs another defense against the dark arts profesor, and who better than the greatest science genius of the UNIVERSE? Washu realizes 2000 years is long time to go without getting some action! But this time, she doesn't get to be the mother! Who IS??? Read to find out! [mpreg] [Tenchi Muyo/Harry Potter Crossover] [Washu x Lucius Malfoy] The story that got me kicked off ff.net!!!!
What was... no, I still don't believe you, and could the person who got that message through my security system please reveal yourselves? Oh, I don't want to punish you, silly, you're going to be my guinea pig! Pleeeeease? Just a few tests, and... oh, you won't be needing those clothes. It won't hurt, I promise - you'll like it! I'm very good. I've got magic fingers! ♥
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Character: Hitachiin Kaoru
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 15/16 (High school first year)
Canon: The Hitachiin twins are the 'devilish' type of the
Ouran Host Club. They are very calculating and think that people are
just 'toys' to amuse them. Rarely apart, the twins play their
extremely close relationship as an incestuous one, the "forbidden
brotherly love", which is widely popular among the girls that frequent
the club. They are practical jokers, and when bored, will pick a fake
fight with each other to be amused by other people's reactions. They
are very passionate about what they care about, but completely
indifferent to what doesn't catch their attention. The Hitachiin twins
are both very good hair stylists as well as fashion designers, and
often design the beautiful costumes the Host Club wears. They're
rarely serious around other people unless the other twin is hurt, and
like to fluster Tamaki by flirting with Haruhi. Until Haruhi arrived
and could easily tell the two apart, the twins mostly saw the world as
"us" and "them", prefering each other's company over all others as no
one else can tell them apart.
Both loud and obnoxious, Kaoru is the younger but more mature of the
two. Though he is the 'uke' in their acted relationship, Hikaru
depends on Kaoru more than Kaoru depends on Hikaru. Kaoru is more
tactful and softer spoken as compared to Hikaru, and is more wary of
other people's feelings when speaking. To quote Haruhi, "Hikaru's
actions are one level meaner than those of Kaoru." Kaoru has, in the
past, pretended to be Hikaru in order to apologize to someone Hikaru
insulted and is trying to help Hikaru become more aware of other
people and more socially adept.
(permission granted by respective players to mention Kyouya and Tamaki
in sample post)
This should be around where they set up the
American Host Club branch, according to Kyouya's email. The family jet
did drop me off here, so it can't be too far off. I wonder if
Hikaru's here yet, since I haven't seen him. I do hope he's ok,
because Hikaru is Hikaru, and Hikaru's mouth...well. If he mouths off
at someone, it had better be around me so I can make him fix the
problems he caused.
Hm. It's very...rustic. Tamaki and Kyouya must have spent a fortune to
make it look just like the swamps in our books. Why a
swamp, though? Oooh! They even have rotting trees! Squishy
mud! Big bugs! Heh, lookit this funny branch. It kind of looks
like...an...arm......!!!
...
...
...
Well, this tree is tall. Nice view, really. I think I see the ocean!
No, wait, it's just a big lake. With something moving in it...did
Tamaki order that, too? It looks rather weird...aquatic life should
not look like that. Or move like that, ugh. Hey, you down
there! The one with the clothes that clash with your skin! Here's your
arm back! I didn't take it on purpose, honest! I don't want another
arm, thanks, I like me the way I am! ...Oh, nice catch!
Really, though. Since I'm stuck up here (I'm not going anywhere until
those things go away. Far away.) I might as well make sure I'm
prepared for camp. Hair styled just so for maximum effect? Check. Eye
drops for limpid pools of emotion? Check. Water cannon loaded with
sludge? Check. Hikaru may not be around, but until he comes
find me because he will, I might as well have
some fun on my own.
Oh good, those things are finally leaving! I think I see the Camp.
What was it was called again? Camp Do What You Want, or something like
that, if I recall correctly. Sounds fun~! I can't read the sign from
up here, but the length looks about right!
Hmm...Camp Fuck You Die. Ok, so it's not exactly what I was
told, but close enough. Same idea, right? Camp Fuck You Die, Camp Do
What You Want...it can't be too different. I'll be doing whatever I
want anyways.
Campers, counselors, beware! Hitachiin Kaoru has arrived!
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Character: Kodachi Kuno
Series: Ranma 1/2
Character Age: 16
Canon: Kodachi is, especially at first glance, a twisted and demented young woman who will do absolutely anything to get what she wants. Having been born in a rich (though horribly, horribly dysfunctional) family, she has a very refined and cultured air about her, that is at times undermined by her violent nature and willingness to cross any moral boundary in pursuit of a goal. Really, though, given that her father left her for a few years, her mother's fate is completely unknown, and her only real caretaker in any way is her older brother (I’m going from the manga here so Sasuke? Totally doesn’t exist.), who is fairly out there himself, it shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s rather messed up.
Like the vast majority of the Ranma 1/2 cast, Kodachi is a martial artist. She fights using various tools used in rhythmic gymnastics, and though she's far from being one of the best in the series, she's certainly not half bad. Kodachi is hopelessly infatuated with Ranma Saotome despite the fact that she is fully aware that Ranma has no feelings for her; she remains determined to find a way to win his heart nonetheless (despite the fact that these plans seem to usually involve doing something that, in fact, just makes Ranma's life worse). She also refuses to accept Ranma's curse as reality, insisting that Ranma's female form is in fact an entirely different person whom she happens to despise.
If she ever offers you any food, it's best to avoid it; though she is a good chef, she has a tendency to add things like sleeping powder to her own food, often for no apparent reason whatsoever.
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Kodachi Kuno, the Black Rose of St. Hebereke School for Girls, the scion of martial arts rhythmic gymnastics, has arrived!
...
I find the lack of awestruck celebration to be quite disturbing and offensive, for the record.
I must admit I find all of this to be entirely frustrating. You have to understand that I was under the impression that I was heading to a conference for exceptional gymnasts; I had no intention of going to a... a... they call it a "summer camp" apparently. The nerve! This sort of thing may be good enough for your lower sort of person, but the very notion that a cultured woman such as I would even consider coming to a place like this voluntarily is absolutely sickening.
The welcoming committee was especially rude. Why would I need a shotgun? Do I look like a common thug? When I told them that all I needed were my ribbons, clubs, and hoops, they even had the nerve to laugh! Why, it took everything I had to maintain my ladylike composure! I had to remind myself that they were not, in fact, enemies but rather misinformed simpletons and as such it’s not right to beat them senseless.
However, if they happen to find paralysis powder in their next meal they had it coming, believe you me.
It strikes me, though, that perhaps this is all just a test. I think that perhaps the fates have arranged this as a way for me to prove to the world, and more importantly to Ranma darling, that I am not just graceful, beautiful, charming, elegant, and refined. I am, in fact, capable of adapting to unsavory situations such as this! I can... what's that phrase... "rough it."
In fact, when Ranma darling learns of my... camping... prowess, he will see that he’s been living a lie, that a life spent without a beautiful young flower such as myself in his arms is not a life worth living, and he'll cast off the shackles of engagements with other, less deserving women to run away with me! That's it, that's the answer! Oh, my heart just sings at the very possibilities that are blossoming in front of my very eyes!
First order of business; I will require my own cabin, preferably one with built-in trap doors and perhaps a moat of some sort. After that, I will have to put together some new poisons, as my current reserves are running low (and with just one glance I can already tell that this wretched place will have many prime ingredients). Then comes the amassing of pets, the hiring of guards and general lackeys... Hmph. A woman's work is never done.
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Character: Kikumaru Eiji
Series: Prince of Tennis
Character Age: 14
Canon: Kikumaru Eiji is one of the Regulars on the Seishun Gakuen (Seigaku) boys' tennis team. Like all of his fellow Regulars, his goal is to make it to and win the Nationals. Eiji is really friendly and energetic, and plays "acrobatic style" tennis - meaning he does flips, hand stands, and other strange and gravity-defying things. Among his tennis tricks is his signature move: the Kikumaru Beam, which is a return that hits the ball directly at an opponent and accompanied with a spirited cry of "KIKUMARU BEEMU!"
Eiji primarily plays in the doubles 1 spot as half of the "Golden Pair" with partner, Oishi Shuuichiroh. He's also played as half the "Dream Pair" with his good friend Fuji Syuusuke, as well as in a makeshift pair with Momoshiro Takeshi.
Eiji is the youngest of five children, and therefore rather childish (he has a habit of using nonsense words such as "Nya" and "Hoi"), and being very stubborn. His hobbies include brushing his teeth and wandering around in pet stores because he loves animals. Yes, PoT canon is on crack.
One minute I'm napping on the bus on the way back to Seigaku, the next minute I'm here! Nya, but where is here? It looks a little like a tennis training camp, except there aren't many courts. Maybe it's some kind of animal training camp for a circus or something, because there are some really funny looking animals here doing some really weird stuff! Big purple monkeys wearing dresses, neat colored birds flying around with knives, and was that a really big octopus in the lake? And hey, cool! Those chipmunks have little tennis rackets! They must be learning to play for their circus!
Hello little chipmunks! I'll call you Fuji, and you can be Momo, and you can be Ochibi! Nya, we can all play doubles together! It'll be fun! ...No, wait, Fuji-chimpunk, you're not supposed to jump on your doubles partner like that! Momo, Ochibi, you guys stay on the other side of the net! STOP CLIMBING ON ME, NYA! NO, WAIT DON'T BITE ME! KIKUMARU BEEMU!!
Hoi! That got rid of them! That's what you get for messing with Kikumaru Eiji, you little imposter chipmun-- HEY!! They stole my new Happy-Happy-Watermelon-Berry toothpaste right out of my tennis bag! What does a chipmunk need with with toothpaste? Come to think of it, Fuji-chimpunk's teeth did look a little funny while they were sinking into my arm... Oh well. At least I still have my Super-Sparkle-Strawberry-Mint and Shiny-Apple-Mango-Tango. That should last me until I get home!
Nya, that reminds me... Hi! I'm Kikumaru Eiji! Can someone point me to the exit? I've gotta go home and train for the Nationals!
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Character: Epros
Series: Okage: Shadow King link
Character age: Unknown. Appearance-wise,
he looks to be about 20 or so.
Canon: Epros is the former Phantom Evil King and once adversary to
the heroes. However, he made a less than effective adversary as he would
often pop up to give advice or warnings to help them out. Granted, they were
always veiled or puzzles but his occupation is "mysterious wizard."
After being beaten he joins up with the heroes, whether they like it (Linda)
or not (Stan), to help them in a more direct way.
Epros floats, talks in rhyme (but switches between different meters and
schemes), fights with cards, and generally lives up to the mysterious part
of his occupation. He's on a search for magical power and the truth of the
world. He’s calm, collected, and the perfect gentleman in the face of almost
everything and the only one who can fluster him often is Linda and her
crush. Her attentions make him react almost like a shy schoolboy.
And he's a snappy dresser. It's canon.
Come I have, to this place,
and 'twas long ere I found it,
to where my comrades vanished untraced.
Off a bridge, boy and Evil King did fall,
the noble hero did follow soon after,
but of those three there remained no sign at all.
Thus, I stayed behind, true to plan
while Linda went in search of Stan.
Alas, alas, much time has passed,
and I have concluded at last
to come and fetch the rest of our cast.
Pray thee, good sirs and madams,
of these four dost thou have knowledge?
Tell me quickly! Soothe my qualms.
To stay, no desire I acknowledge!
Beasts, smelling of unclean evil there are
more disgusting than any I have seen thus far,
(at home, at least, beastly aesthetics with us are on par)
unknowing, uncaring they stumble across my path
my warnings disregard, they fear not my wrath.
Dealt with quickly, though still not dead,
but of their numbers, how many cannot be said!
Endure I can, for sake of my search,
in spite that they can make one's stomach lurch,
but the purple minions who wished to play with my cards
would not be contented with my unkind regards.
So from them to get a reprieve,
to their demands I did relent,
they could not hide the aces "up their sleeve"
and I bade them leave when their assets were spent.
I now own undergarments and half a boat,
also a monster called a "Horny Goat"
but they refused to pay for damaging my coat
so for that and their insults they were rightly smote.
But before they expired
this, 'twas dually imparted,
in their lowly tongues en-mired,
"Your beauty and your cards
will bring all the boys to the yard."
The meaning of that phrase is beyond my ciphering
unless, good sirs, for a game of cards thou'est be desiring.
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Character: Sun Shang Xiang
Series: Dynasty Warriors
Character Age: 18
Canon: Sun Shang Xiang is the daughter of Sun Jian (the 'Tiger of Jiang Dong'), younger half-sister to Sun Ce and Sun Quan, the founders of the kingdom of Wu, and wife of Liu Bei, the Emperor of Shu. She was notable in history for having been an extremely masculine woman in attitude; she studied martial arts from childhood, and she was as spirited and outgoing as her brothers. Her handmaidens went armed and armoured, and the walls of her chambers were decorated with weapons. A real warrior princess, you could say! In the Dynasty Warriors games, she is even moreso the warrior, actually joining her father and brothers on the field of battle; her loyalty to her family is extremely strong (though it doesn't preclude jibing at them), and while she loves her husband dearly, when Shu and Wu go to war, she fights against him. Shang Xiang is very informal and casual (which is not unique to her in her family - her eldest brother sounds like a surfer!), and has pride in her roles as a warrior and as a woman.
Well, finally! I've had so many problems traveling you just wouldn't believe. Oh, nothing like bandits, no, that wouldn't be a problem. The daughter of the Tiger of Jiang Dong fears no bandits! It was all fine, too, until I broke through that wall, and then things went totally crazy. First my shoes turned into these stupid glass slippers, and if you think those would be good to fight in, think again. So I dumped them before my feet got shredded, but going barefoot in a swamp has got its own problems. I never want to see another leech again in my life. Unless it's small, because small ones? No problems. It's when they can swallow my whole foot and then sink a circle of fangs sharper than big brother's wit into my ankle that I have a problem.
. . . which means they were actually pretty dull, but that just made it worse, really. And let's not even talk about the crackpot at the top of a tower who was yelling down at me to let up my hair. Hello, married woman. Besides, it's not that long!
Anyways, enough about all that! I finally got here, right? Where's my command? I'd better have at least a small squad. I mean, I know that just my presence alone can make strong men quake - Lord Liu Bei's knees shake whenever I walk in the room, hehheh - but I'm not suicidal.
But, um, if this is the front, then we really must be making Cao Cao desperate; are these lepers I saw all over when I was fighting my way here really his foot soldiers? Pathetic. Where is their division officer so I can defeat him and then start giving these poor people some medical aid? Their health bars are inverted! That can't be natural.
Wait. My chakrams. My chakrams are-
Okay. Whoever thought it would be funny to replace my chakrams with wreaths, bring them back before I finish counting to ten, or or you'll find out just how much a pinecone can hurt when it's being stuck where the sun doesn't shine.
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Character: Joe
Series: Viewtiful Joe ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viewtiful_Joe )
Character Age: 17
Canon: In a world where bad movie puns run rampant, superpowers are handed out like free AOL CDs and the main villain is ALWAYS your close, possibly deceased family member, one hero is always there to right the wrongs of the world and bring swift justice upon villains.
Once an ordinary citizen with a fanboyish obsession with superheroes, Joe gained the power of the V-watch one fateful day when him and his girlfriend were plunged in to the world of movies. With a cry of “Henshin a Go-Go Baby!”, he gained the ability to transform in to... Viewtiful Joe! The stylish superhero who fights evil with a combination of deadly martial arts and his special VFX Powers.
Despite his amazing abilities though, our hero unfortunately does have his flaws. He’s not the brightest tool in the shed, tending to goof off a lot and he’s done such things as completely forgetting about his mission for half a game and hitting on to another female while his girlfriend is standing right beside him, with a gun.
But that doesn’t stop him! With his charismatic attitude, fantastic powers and the true soul of a hero, Viewtiful Joe always saves the day! (Unless you bribe him with a cheeseburger.)
You, the one calling yourself “The Director”, I’m on to you!
Sure you want me to think this is a summer camp, but... what kind of camp has a MONSTER IN THE LAKE!? I bet you thought you could just make up a sob story, bribe me with a shotgun and cheeseburgers and get me on your side, didn’t you? But a true hero never wavers in the face of evil!
And now you think you can go all Night of the Living Dead on me with these zombies, huh? Well, I’ve fought all sorts of these lackey types before: they’re no problem! You better bring out the big bosses now, because I’m ready to take them all on!
You guys ready for some brains to spill? Because I know I am! HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY!
...Aw, damn it, I can’t believe this. Why can’t I transform!? Eeeeeeh, I think this'd be a good time to run.
Now I kinda wish I’d taken that cheeseburger...and the shotgun. That would have been awesome! I could just blow off their heads like “KAPOW” “KAPOW”, just like that Evil Dead guy. Man, that was a great movie.
Wait a minute, I can’t give up! A hero’s always gotta face some sort of conflict before they save the world, otherwise it wouldn’t be any fun now would it?
Okay, Director, you won this round. But you know what they say, the good guy always wins in the end!
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Character: Haninozuka "Honey" Mitsukuni
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 18
Canon: Honey is one of the homo side characters of Ouran High School Host Club. Like most students at the exclusive Ouran High School, he is rich and oblivious to how "commoners" live. As the Host Club's representative of the loli-shouta type, he is all cake, ice cream and pony rides. He is cute, sweet, bubbly, and simply adorable. He tears up quickly when he is upset (which happens quite frequently), and is never seen without his stuffed rabbit, Usa-chan. He is also extremely partial to cute things, cakes and any types of sweets.
However, don't be deceived by Honey's cuteness! Yes, he may be small for his age and may even act stupidly sometimes, but he actually ranks first academically in his year level and is a Karate and Judo champion who knows various forms of martial arts. Also, he'll be in a really foul mood if he wakes up during a nap or goes without sweets for a long period of time.
Note: Honey often puts "ne" at the beginning and at the end of a sentence.
Ne,ne, people in this camp need to stop getting married without wedding cakes! 'Cause that's a really really bad thing! And a wedding without cake would make everyone sad! That's why I bring a really reeeally big wedding cake for everyone to share! I even asks the baker to put lots and lots of strawberries in it, so that it tastes super-great! But, um. I ate a little bit of it, though. People wouldn't mind about that, ne? ♥
Oh, and why are there so many sad and grumpy people here? A summer camp is fun, and fun is good! There're so so so many interesting things that you can do here. You can play tag with Brain-chan. You can pet the kittens, the squirrels, and the roosters which play with the kittens! Or you can play "Treasure Hunt" which is really really fun too. See, see, I just found a lizard-alligator-thing! It's a Liopleurodom! A magical Liopleurodom! ♥ So, everyone should stop looking like a grumpy bunny and be happy and have lots and lots of FUN!
Besides, this summer camp is a really reeeally cool place even though it's kinda weird and gross. Usa-chan agrees with me too. It's a real commoner summer camp in a real squishy and smelly swarm! And the lake sparkles so prettily too. This place is kinda like the setting of that commoners' reality TV show which is kinda stupid. And Usa-chan and me are going to name this trip after it, "Survivor: Commoner Summer Camp with Lots and Lots of Cakes"! And look, look, I just found a flock of Happy Bunnies! This place reeeeeeally is the happiest place on earth!
Anyway, everyone should come to eat cakes with Usa-chan and me 'cause cakes can make everyone happy! Um... I don't know where I am, though. But there're many rocks which look kinda like unicorns here! And there're lots and lots of ellipses and tildes fighting with each other! So, um. People can find me, ne?
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Character: Washu Hakubi
Character Age: About 20,000; physically appears to be twelve.
Series: Tenchi Muyo!
Canon: Washu is a great many things - goddess, scientist, mother, professor, but most importantly, she's a genius. The greatest scientific genius in the universe, even. She also looks twelve years old. No, really. Besides the more emo reasons for her staying in a child's form, kids always get away with more than adults do, and Washu consistently uses this to her advantage. After being freed from a 2,000 year imprisonment under one of her students, she now lives with several other alien girls in the house of Tenchi Masaki, where chaos and mayhem are everyday occurrences. Washu spends most of her time either in her lab - which exists in another dimension that she set up in a closet - or observing (see: meddling with) the Masaki household.
Washu is best known for her shameless nature and constant playfulness, which covers up a much wiser and experienced personality. Yes, she's well aware of the world's hardships, but where's the fun in dwelling on them? If you insist on doing so, go ahead - but be prepared to have a tiny pink-haired scientist
declaring herself your mother and smothering you with her own brand of love until you see the error of your ways. It's for your own good. Really.
Oh, really now, this is just careless! I didn't create this internet just so it could be used for scandal and humiliation, ya know. You must realize all those images and stories you have about each other are recorded in your laptop's history, right? Those should just be side activities, they lose their effect if you use them all the time! You can't all be complete amateurs.
Now, it isn't even just that - I went through the history of all the computers in this place, and I'd really like to know why zombie porn appears to be so popular. I had a suspicion that it was an actual fetish, but I don't always want my theories confirmed! I have so many, after all, some are simply better left untouched. I knew this place was strange already because of the high level of dimension interaction, but never before has such an event caused a perversion of taste.
Besides, there are so many nicer things to look at, don't you think? I could easily provide them, if you wanted. ♥
...Now, now, dears, there's no need to make up an excuse like that. Besides, I would know better than to believe that the computers did it on their own. Everything starts with the person, after all! Even with such wonderful relics such as these. The computer won't do anything unless programmed to do it, so you can just stop with your little -
Hogwarts needs another defense against the dark arts profesor, and who better than the greatest science genius of the UNIVERSE? Washu realizes 2000 years is long time to go without getting some action! But this time, she doesn't get to be the mother! Who IS??? Read to find out! [mpreg] [Tenchi Muyo/Harry Potter Crossover] [Washu x Lucius Malfoy] The story that got me kicked off ff.net!!!!
What was... no, I still don't believe you, and could the person who got that message through my security system please reveal yourselves? Oh, I don't want to punish you, silly, you're going to be my guinea pig! Pleeeeease? Just a few tests, and... oh, you won't be needing those clothes. It won't hurt, I promise - you'll like it! I'm very good. I've got magic fingers! ♥
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Character: Hitachiin Kaoru
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 15/16 (High school first year)
Canon: The Hitachiin twins are the 'devilish' type of the
Ouran Host Club. They are very calculating and think that people are
just 'toys' to amuse them. Rarely apart, the twins play their
extremely close relationship as an incestuous one, the "forbidden
brotherly love", which is widely popular among the girls that frequent
the club. They are practical jokers, and when bored, will pick a fake
fight with each other to be amused by other people's reactions. They
are very passionate about what they care about, but completely
indifferent to what doesn't catch their attention. The Hitachiin twins
are both very good hair stylists as well as fashion designers, and
often design the beautiful costumes the Host Club wears. They're
rarely serious around other people unless the other twin is hurt, and
like to fluster Tamaki by flirting with Haruhi. Until Haruhi arrived
and could easily tell the two apart, the twins mostly saw the world as
"us" and "them", prefering each other's company over all others as no
one else can tell them apart.
Both loud and obnoxious, Kaoru is the younger but more mature of the
two. Though he is the 'uke' in their acted relationship, Hikaru
depends on Kaoru more than Kaoru depends on Hikaru. Kaoru is more
tactful and softer spoken as compared to Hikaru, and is more wary of
other people's feelings when speaking. To quote Haruhi, "Hikaru's
actions are one level meaner than those of Kaoru." Kaoru has, in the
past, pretended to be Hikaru in order to apologize to someone Hikaru
insulted and is trying to help Hikaru become more aware of other
people and more socially adept.
(permission granted by respective players to mention Kyouya and Tamaki
in sample post)
This should be around where they set up the
American Host Club branch, according to Kyouya's email. The family jet
did drop me off here, so it can't be too far off. I wonder if
Hikaru's here yet, since I haven't seen him. I do hope he's ok,
because Hikaru is Hikaru, and Hikaru's mouth...well. If he mouths off
at someone, it had better be around me so I can make him fix the
problems he caused.
Hm. It's very...rustic. Tamaki and Kyouya must have spent a fortune to
make it look just like the swamps in our books. Why a
swamp, though? Oooh! They even have rotting trees! Squishy
mud! Big bugs! Heh, lookit this funny branch. It kind of looks
like...an...arm......!!!
...
...
...
Well, this tree is tall. Nice view, really. I think I see the ocean!
No, wait, it's just a big lake. With something moving in it...did
Tamaki order that, too? It looks rather weird...aquatic life should
not look like that. Or move like that, ugh. Hey, you down
there! The one with the clothes that clash with your skin! Here's your
arm back! I didn't take it on purpose, honest! I don't want another
arm, thanks, I like me the way I am! ...Oh, nice catch!
Really, though. Since I'm stuck up here (I'm not going anywhere until
those things go away. Far away.) I might as well make sure I'm
prepared for camp. Hair styled just so for maximum effect? Check. Eye
drops for limpid pools of emotion? Check. Water cannon loaded with
sludge? Check. Hikaru may not be around, but until he comes
find me because he will, I might as well have
some fun on my own.
Oh good, those things are finally leaving! I think I see the Camp.
What was it was called again? Camp Do What You Want, or something like
that, if I recall correctly. Sounds fun~! I can't read the sign from
up here, but the length looks about right!
Hmm...Camp Fuck You Die. Ok, so it's not exactly what I was
told, but close enough. Same idea, right? Camp Fuck You Die, Camp Do
What You Want...it can't be too different. I'll be doing whatever I
want anyways.
Campers, counselors, beware! Hitachiin Kaoru has arrived!
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