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Good lord. We received 31 apps in the first hour of camper apps opening. Biz and I decided to go ahead and put up a batch tonight. As of now there are five slots left in this round. Apps close when we reach 45 or when 12 hours pass (6 AM EST, 10/10), whichever comes first.
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
Now VOTE. Closed!
Character: Meyrin Hawke
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny
Canon: Meyrin Hawke is a member of the Bridge Crew on the Minerva, one of Zaft (the military force for PLANT's) star-ships. She is in charge of calling out launch sequences for the mecha pilots and also possesses immense knowledge regarding Zaft technology. She is highly capable in research and complex computer usage. (She can even hack security systems.)
Meyrin has an older sister, Lunamaria (Onee-san) who she cares sincerely for. She also has at least deep admiration for Athrun Zala. She assisted him in escaping and defecting to the side of the ship Archangel. She then remained there and became a part of the core 'crew' of the Archangel.
Overall, Meyrin is friendly and loyal to those she cares for. She will assist someone, despite possible consequences, if she feels it's the right thing to do. However, she's also just a normal teenage girl. She enjoys shopping, likes to look her best and has ordinary insecurities about herself.
Intelligence Reconnaissance Report Started at Fourteen Hundred Hours:
Meyrin Hawke here, reporting from a remote location on Earth known as 'Camp Fuck You Die.' A lot of the Archangel and the Minerva crew seem to have disappeared in this area, but I've come across many of them since my arrival, much to my relief. They've also mentioned that they're unable to leave this place, so I wonder if that means I'm stuck here too…
There are a lot of strange life forms here that I can't pinpoint the origin of.
…Oh and I've been warned about zombies as well.
I suppose I was right to be worried about the crew members.
It doesn't help that I'm feeling very… dirty right now. But eh, I don't think I want to take a shower either. I've heard of some unusual things happening in the boy's showers. As a result I think I'd rather feel grimy and have itchy hair than take a shower and come out with something like multi-colored pigtails!
Sigh…
Since arriving, I've been attempting to research this camp. Outside the postings in the camper's journals, I'm not finding anything on the internet or in the PLANT databases. (And those usually have everything.) It makes me suspicious as to if this is an undercover operation set-up by someone we have no knowledge of.
I tried to send the information I'd compiled to the captain but I couldn't! For some reason we are completely unable to contact anyone outside Camp Fuck You Die. My contacts are useless here.
Worst off something odd seems to have infected my computer's database. I'm having trouble finding a lot of my files and…
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
My screensaver just came on and… Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. (NOT work safe… well even though I'm kind of working right now.)
Pictures of the Chairman and Rey! They don't look real but… that's just not right. I need to get rid of these now. I wouldn't want Onee-san (although I'm not sure if she's here), Athrun, Shinn, or worst of all… Rey coming in and seeing me looking at this!
I'm trying to change the screensaver to something else but it won't let me. It keeps giving me this error message. It seems strange to say this, but considering the other odd going ons here, I wonder if this is connected to the camp.
After all, my computer is password locked so no one could have done it as a prank. Moreover, I know I didn't have those images anywhere on my hard drive.
You know... despite the risks I think I'm going to try and take a shower anyway. I'm feeling dirtier than ever.
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Character: Hyatt
Series: Excel Saga
Canon: Hyatt, Excel’s junior officer in ACROSS, is polite and soft-spoken, and overall seems like a relatively sane and normal person, except for her poor health. How poor is it? Well, she frequently coughs up blood, and tends to die at least once a day. This doesn’t seem to bother her much, though- she alternates between enjoying her visions of the afterlife and being reluctant to come back again, and acting like nothing ever happened. She also likes medicine, and takes about a small pharmacy’s worth per day. Her dosages are generally extremely high, and that and the way she mixes her medicines would probably kill any normal person, but she has no comprehension of this and keeps trying to offer her pills to other people. Most of it is probably necessary just to keep her alive for more than five minutes at a time... then again, whenever she sees medicine, she can’t help herself- she just has to take some. Even if it’s, you know, in a drugstore and she hasn’t paid for it.
((By the way, I do have Il Palazzo-mun’s permission to say that he sent for Hyatt.))
How odd...
One minute, I was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel. I could see the spirits of the deceased gathered there, could hear them calling out to me to join them in eternal peace... I was running towards them... and the next, I woke up here in a pool of my own blood. Which wouldn’t be so odd were it not for the fact that this is not where I went to sleep. I thought for a moment, when I first awoke, that perhaps it was some kind of low-budget afterlife, but before I could speculate any further, I was interrupted by gunfire. Apparently, the people who had seen me before I awoke had somehow confused me with a zombie- not that they told me, but I was able to guess as much from their shouts of “AAH! ZOMBIE!” and things to that effect. Luckily, I was not badly injured for very long, although I did briefly return to the dark tunnel (I did not, sadly, get very close to the light this time).
Upon returning to this mortal plane once more (my death having convinced me that this was not, in fact, another afterlife) and getting a better look at my surroundings, I saw that it fit the description of the “camp” that Lord Il Palazzo had told me about when he sent for me. Having realized this, I was about to go look for the rest of ACROSS when I found that my bag of medicines was missing. I was quite distressed, as it is rather important to me, but then I noticed one of my pill bottles lying on the ground nearby. It was open, and next to it was a toucan, which appeared to be dead. Not far from the first medicine bottle was another one, with another dead toucan not far from it. In fact, there was a trail of dead toucans and pills leading into the woods. How strange that there should be so many bird corpses- are the fruits here poisonous?
Anyway, I have been sitting here for several minutes, trying to decide whether to follow the trail. I probably shouldn’t- I am sure the others are waiting for me. But on the other hand, well, medicine. The first bottle is right there... I could just go pick it up... ah, but then the next one is so close to the first...
If anyone sees Lord Il Palazzo, Senior Excel, and Elgala before I do, please tell them I am sorry. I hope they do not mind waiting a little longer.
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Character: Robert Haydn
Series: The Law of Ueki
Canon: Law of Ueki is your standard tournament-style anime, where God candidates select middle schoolers to fight for them and ultimately decide who will be the next God. Each student has their own special ability -- the power to turn one thing into another. Cue 15 volumes of manga and a (still running!) anime series.
Robert Haydn is one of the shadier characters in "Law of Ueki." He is gifted with the ability to change any ideal into reality at the cost of a year of his life with every unique ideal. Robert could easily be described as a quiet, polite young boy ... if he wasn't as sadistic as he is. Robert enjoys meaningful conversations, long walks on the beach, and floating little boys several hundred yards into the air, only to let them freefall. He's quite adept with his abilities, due to years and years of training, and is intent on winning the tournament so he can "make everything disappear." Because of the nature of Robert's ability, he has a group of ten people who fight most of his battles for him known as "Robert's 10."
Stable? Probably not. But his coat sure is stylin'.
How curious! This place is very, very alluring, isn't it? I haven't been somewhere this intriguing in quite sometime now. So much hatred built up, with all of humanity's garbage tossed aside ever so neatly (zombies, was it?) ... yes, it's quite fun, isn't it? Well, isn't it? Many of you seem to be enjoying this dump they call a camp, at the very least. Such an interesting place for God to pick for the tournament.
If I may chance a question to the masses, is there anyone here who would be interested in a business proposition? I had attempted to parley with some of the more colorful members of this camp's wildlife over a cup of tea about various matters, such as the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, whether a certain number can truly be the meaning to everything, and destroying this corrupted world. Unfortunately, talks spiraled out of control rather rapidly, and it was necessary to terminate the soiree in a timely fashion. That aside, if there is anyone around that has a great distaste for this corrupted waste of space, please do let me know.
When I first arrived here, the groundskeepers were most accommodating and assigned me what they called a "shotgun." While I found their recommendation to aim this so-called "boomstick" into the eye socket of those rotting, randy sacks of flesh lurking around the vicinity rather effective, but far too swift. That's not to mention how dull it was, after only two or three repetitions. Surely there are more intriguing ways to handle such garbage besides going for the eye socket, correct?
Ahh, but I should not be so rude, now. Is there anyone present who would care for a spar of sorts? Please, don't feel the need to hold back. It wouldn't be much fun for me if that were the case.
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Character: Kuga Natsuki
Series: Mai-HiME
Canon: Natsuki starts out in the beginning of the series as a hostile, bitchy ice queen. At first she doesn't believe in trusting other people, however as the series progresses, she begins to believe in others more. She's one of the 12 HiME, and her child is Duran. A child is stolen from anime terms an abnormal being created from the love a HiME feels for someone dear. Along with childs, HiME also have their element. Natsuki's element(s) are her guns. Natsuki can be described as a lone wolf, determined and full of angst. As a HiME, she fights orphans, or monsters that continually attack her school. As the series progresses however, the real reason HiME's exist becomes apparent. She's a very complex and dynamic character. Near the end of the series, Natsuki learns how to deal with her problems and warms up. When she learns about her tragic and messed up past, along with the true reason her mother died, she doesn't allow it to keep her down. When she discovers one of her closests friends, Shizuru (a girl) loves her and not in a platonic way either, and has abused her sexually, she addresses the problem and doesn't run away from it. She learns to cope with her problems and deal with them. Natsuki is a prude, and a prude she remains :3 Yet ironically she probably holds the record for the largest lingerie collection.
Next time I decide to escape run away from Shizuru, I will definately look before I leap. I was seperated from Duran during this stunt, but I am sure I will be able to find him replace him very soon. He couldn't have sunk too deep into the swamp.
Shizuru! If you ever get this! I didn't jump from the helicopter because you force me to cosplay, nor is it because of your continual want for 'indecent' phone conversations. I merely left because I feel it is time for me to start a solo career. Time to move over, Mai
However, the place I have ended up in doesn't seem to suit my needs. I seem to have landed in a place called Camp Fuck U Die, located in Louisiana. I don't mind the humidity too much, nor the undead monsters orphans. I have been issued a rifle by a camp counselor, and while it is not as effective as my element was at eliminating monsters, it works. It seems there are many services I can offer this camp. I'm sure the camp director and I can come up with some agreement to train the campers in monster elimation. This is indeed a wonderful opportunity for me. I am sure there is a certain ammount of fame concerned with helping rid the land of undead scum. However, there are two glaring problems I have found with this camp, and due to them, I cannot stay. One, the lack of private washrooms. I will not stand for people randomly coming in to the showers while I am in need of private time. Two, the lack of proper washing machines. From the look of the machines, my clothes would probably end up dirtier than they started with. I am now faced with indecision. I can stay here and rid the camp of evil and gain fame, fortune and the spotlight for once, but then I would have limited shower time, and grimy lingerie clothes. I don't find the idea of being constantly annoyed by idiots who can't decide on their own gender too good either.
So! Who would like to give me a ride out of here? I'm a very good singer, and a great conversationalist. Just don't try anything funny. I'm pretty sure you don't want to be on the recieving end.
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Character: Jessie
Series: Pokemon
Canon: One of the infamous (in regards to failure) members of Team Rocket that is constantly after Ash and his pikachu, Jessie is "the gorgeous one" of the group (although, it could be argued that James holds that position). She's beautiful, charming, and will injure/maim anyone that tries to tell her otherwise. Aside from her daily 'job' of dressing up in ridiculously fabulous costumes, reciting a motto and getting blasted into the stratosphere- Jessie enjoys money, fancy foods, her own reflection and the company of her two teammates although she'd never admit that outloud unless in a melodramatic situation. Her pokemon are Arbok and Wobbafett, the second often causing more trouble than it's worth by constantly letting himself out of his pokeball. If you'd like to know more about this fabulous femme fatale, tune into Pokemon- a television show that stars Team Rocket kindly makes their appearance in!
Meowth? Meowth? Drat- cat must have gotten his tongue. It's bad enough with James missing, now this?
Then again, I suppose being blasted off into an inhabited area without rabid pokemon to attack is kind of nice. Although, after seeing some of the strange things in these forests I think I'd rather have the angry pokemon...
Oh well, nothing I can't handle. I am the brains of this group anyways, so it's not like I need them dragging me down! Brains and beauty- some have just one, but I'm blessed to have both, teehee. And this time, I'll surely snag that shockingly small powerhouse of a pikachu. Haha!
Now I'll just quickly disguise myself as an ordinary camper (human-type, of course. My beautiful complexion could never pass for a zombie!) and be on my way to world domination!
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Goooooood Afternoon fellow campers. I am but a sweet and innocent camper, like all of you, needing some assistance in finding my fr-fr-fr.... one of my friends and someone else.
First of all, have any of you seen this twerp idiot... boy pictured -- HERE? It's just a rough sketch, but I'm sure it portrays him quite well! If so, please let me know right away! His pokemon could be in mortal danger and I must take them to a very special place to take care of them. It's most important!
Oh, and I'm also looking for this woman man... for James. He looks like this most of the time, but can be known to appear like this, this, this or this. Remember kids- chest may appear larger than it seems.
Speaking of ample goods- anyone willing to fork over food and money to me will be given the delightful pleasure of waiting on me hand and foot. Just because I'm so nice of course!
And while you're all listening- just a little heads up about some Wanted-poster misprints. Two poor, innocent (and fabulously dressed might I add?) people were being falsely accused of being "evil." But no worries, those posters have been fixed and the REAL culprits have been found. So keep an eye out for these evil doers!
Ta-ta, campers. Remember if you see pikachu, let me know~
PS. I can't seem to get my issued "zombie-gun" to work. Every time I point it at someone- this strange black box appears and keeps me from firing. Has anyone else had this problem?
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Character: Rabi
Series: D.Gray-man (wiki)
Canon: War has been waged upon the human world by The Millennium Earl, a demonic entity who uses corrupted human souls, also known as Akuma, as weapons. The ones chosen to stop this destruction are the exorcists of the Vatican. Rabi is one of these exorcists, equipped with an anti-akuma weapon, a mallet he calls "oodzuchi kodzuchi," which will grow and extend to his will.
Personality wise, Rabi is a friendly, laid-back, cheerful, and destructive guy who doesn't seem to act all that serious. Also has the uncanny ability to pop-up at the most random of times. Not much is really known about him, though, other than he's training to become a Bookman(one who records hidden history). However, behind the smiling face there seems to be more to him than meets the eye, and has shown not to be underestimated in battle.
This has gotta be some kind of joke, or I must have gotten lost which is most likely, eheheh. When Komui sent me out on another mission, this is not what he told me it was. I mean come on, a murder case at a summer camp? I'm an exorcist, not a crime solver, and defiantly not a camper. And let's not ignore the fact that there are zombies and strange wildlife runnin' about. Zombies Sending me to summer camp is not funny, Komui. When I get back, you'll be getting a nice surprise in your coffee~ ♥
...Though now that I think of it, this miiiight be some sort of sadistic punishment for last week. Eheh, you see, I was trying to impress show one of the new Finders the, ahem, growing and extending action of my mallet, and sorta... slipped and destroyed a few walls, but I said I was sorry! Besides, Komui, it's not like--- Hey HEY there zombie, you do not touch there~ Sorry bub but only--- OKAY that does it, you do not TOUCH THE HAIR. That's just taking it too far now. Hee~ allow me to introduce you to my pet stick.
Oodzuchi kodzuchi, man man. *whamwhamWHAM*
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...huh. Now there's something you don't see everyday, a zombie pancake. Eh, oops~! ...And here come the rest of the zombie mob squad. What's a matter guys? Don't like pancak--! Guess not, sheesh. Okay then, bring it on, boys. ♥ Oodzuchi kodzuchi, man man!
Maybe this won't be all that bad. Besides, a mission is a mission. ...Right?
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Character: Lunamaria Hawke
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny (http://www.gundam-seed-d.net)
Canon: Lunamaria, Shinn and Rey are a trio of elite pilots who went to the ZAFT Academy together and now serve on the battleship Minerva. She tends to take a big-sister role with Shinn, but over the course of the show came to rely on him emotionally as well. As she gets closer to Shinn, tension between Luna and Rey increases. Lunamaria is smart, brassy and more emotionally mature than her counterparts, although her flirtatiousness and jealous tendencies can get her in trouble, too. She loves teasing her friends, but she's dependable in a crisis and can fight for herself. [Permission was granted by the other Seed players to mention them in this app]
[Private Dispatch to Captain Talia Gladys, MINERVA]
Captain Gladys,
Lunamaria Hawke, checking in, Ma'am! Permission to speak off the record? ... Well! I'm going to just assume that your utter and complete silence means "okay, Luna, please go ahead!"
My, oh my. I imagined that this camp was a handful, but I didn't expect to be up to my underskirt in the living dead. Can you even imagine the kind of trauma that Shinn might be having? Just when I thought we'd weaned him off the plush toys... and Rey! He's stuck here, too?! (Unless he actually doesn't want to leave, which is just weird enough to possibly be true. And come to think of it, those two did manage to get lost in an outlet mall on Aprilius 4 once, though they said they knew what they were doing.)
Ma'am, I've set up surveillance devices, but most of the conversation I've picked up is focused rather obsessively on brains. There were snatches here and there about spin-the-bottle too - ma'am, I know you're probably making that same face again, but we were in private quarters and off-duty at that time! - and something about a beauty contest. Oh, I know that's terribly degrading, but wouldn't it be fun to watch? It would be worth it just to see Shinn squirming! Ah... I bet if that Athrun Zala were here, he'd blush up a storm too. Permission to laugh at him if I see him here? Permission to hug Shinn? ...
Ma'am? Permission to smack Rey?
You really aren't there, are you. Right. You're obviously busy, and I've got a campfire to set up and a tiny skirt to take off and wash. Poor little me! Whatever shall I do~?
...No response? So the Chairman isn't there with you, either.
I'll attempt another dispatch tomorrow. By then I'm sure I'll have found them.
...All of them.
Lunamaria Hawke, signing off!
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Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
Now VOTE. Closed!
Character: Meyrin Hawke
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny
Canon: Meyrin Hawke is a member of the Bridge Crew on the Minerva, one of Zaft (the military force for PLANT's) star-ships. She is in charge of calling out launch sequences for the mecha pilots and also possesses immense knowledge regarding Zaft technology. She is highly capable in research and complex computer usage. (She can even hack security systems.)
Meyrin has an older sister, Lunamaria (Onee-san) who she cares sincerely for. She also has at least deep admiration for Athrun Zala. She assisted him in escaping and defecting to the side of the ship Archangel. She then remained there and became a part of the core 'crew' of the Archangel.
Overall, Meyrin is friendly and loyal to those she cares for. She will assist someone, despite possible consequences, if she feels it's the right thing to do. However, she's also just a normal teenage girl. She enjoys shopping, likes to look her best and has ordinary insecurities about herself.
Intelligence Reconnaissance Report Started at Fourteen Hundred Hours:
Meyrin Hawke here, reporting from a remote location on Earth known as 'Camp Fuck You Die.' A lot of the Archangel and the Minerva crew seem to have disappeared in this area, but I've come across many of them since my arrival, much to my relief. They've also mentioned that they're unable to leave this place, so I wonder if that means I'm stuck here too…
There are a lot of strange life forms here that I can't pinpoint the origin of.
…Oh and I've been warned about zombies as well.
I suppose I was right to be worried about the crew members.
It doesn't help that I'm feeling very… dirty right now. But eh, I don't think I want to take a shower either. I've heard of some unusual things happening in the boy's showers. As a result I think I'd rather feel grimy and have itchy hair than take a shower and come out with something like multi-colored pigtails!
Sigh…
Since arriving, I've been attempting to research this camp. Outside the postings in the camper's journals, I'm not finding anything on the internet or in the PLANT databases. (And those usually have everything.) It makes me suspicious as to if this is an undercover operation set-up by someone we have no knowledge of.
I tried to send the information I'd compiled to the captain but I couldn't! For some reason we are completely unable to contact anyone outside Camp Fuck You Die. My contacts are useless here.
Worst off something odd seems to have infected my computer's database. I'm having trouble finding a lot of my files and…
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
My screensaver just came on and… Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. (NOT work safe… well even though I'm kind of working right now.)
Pictures of the Chairman and Rey! They don't look real but… that's just not right. I need to get rid of these now. I wouldn't want Onee-san (although I'm not sure if she's here), Athrun, Shinn, or worst of all… Rey coming in and seeing me looking at this!
I'm trying to change the screensaver to something else but it won't let me. It keeps giving me this error message. It seems strange to say this, but considering the other odd going ons here, I wonder if this is connected to the camp.
After all, my computer is password locked so no one could have done it as a prank. Moreover, I know I didn't have those images anywhere on my hard drive.
You know... despite the risks I think I'm going to try and take a shower anyway. I'm feeling dirtier than ever.
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Character: Hyatt
Series: Excel Saga
Canon: Hyatt, Excel’s junior officer in ACROSS, is polite and soft-spoken, and overall seems like a relatively sane and normal person, except for her poor health. How poor is it? Well, she frequently coughs up blood, and tends to die at least once a day. This doesn’t seem to bother her much, though- she alternates between enjoying her visions of the afterlife and being reluctant to come back again, and acting like nothing ever happened. She also likes medicine, and takes about a small pharmacy’s worth per day. Her dosages are generally extremely high, and that and the way she mixes her medicines would probably kill any normal person, but she has no comprehension of this and keeps trying to offer her pills to other people. Most of it is probably necessary just to keep her alive for more than five minutes at a time... then again, whenever she sees medicine, she can’t help herself- she just has to take some. Even if it’s, you know, in a drugstore and she hasn’t paid for it.
((By the way, I do have Il Palazzo-mun’s permission to say that he sent for Hyatt.))
How odd...
One minute, I was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel. I could see the spirits of the deceased gathered there, could hear them calling out to me to join them in eternal peace... I was running towards them... and the next, I woke up here in a pool of my own blood. Which wouldn’t be so odd were it not for the fact that this is not where I went to sleep. I thought for a moment, when I first awoke, that perhaps it was some kind of low-budget afterlife, but before I could speculate any further, I was interrupted by gunfire. Apparently, the people who had seen me before I awoke had somehow confused me with a zombie- not that they told me, but I was able to guess as much from their shouts of “AAH! ZOMBIE!” and things to that effect. Luckily, I was not badly injured for very long, although I did briefly return to the dark tunnel (I did not, sadly, get very close to the light this time).
Upon returning to this mortal plane once more (my death having convinced me that this was not, in fact, another afterlife) and getting a better look at my surroundings, I saw that it fit the description of the “camp” that Lord Il Palazzo had told me about when he sent for me. Having realized this, I was about to go look for the rest of ACROSS when I found that my bag of medicines was missing. I was quite distressed, as it is rather important to me, but then I noticed one of my pill bottles lying on the ground nearby. It was open, and next to it was a toucan, which appeared to be dead. Not far from the first medicine bottle was another one, with another dead toucan not far from it. In fact, there was a trail of dead toucans and pills leading into the woods. How strange that there should be so many bird corpses- are the fruits here poisonous?
Anyway, I have been sitting here for several minutes, trying to decide whether to follow the trail. I probably shouldn’t- I am sure the others are waiting for me. But on the other hand, well, medicine. The first bottle is right there... I could just go pick it up... ah, but then the next one is so close to the first...
If anyone sees Lord Il Palazzo, Senior Excel, and Elgala before I do, please tell them I am sorry. I hope they do not mind waiting a little longer.
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Character: Robert Haydn
Series: The Law of Ueki
Canon: Law of Ueki is your standard tournament-style anime, where God candidates select middle schoolers to fight for them and ultimately decide who will be the next God. Each student has their own special ability -- the power to turn one thing into another. Cue 15 volumes of manga and a (still running!) anime series.
Robert Haydn is one of the shadier characters in "Law of Ueki." He is gifted with the ability to change any ideal into reality at the cost of a year of his life with every unique ideal. Robert could easily be described as a quiet, polite young boy ... if he wasn't as sadistic as he is. Robert enjoys meaningful conversations, long walks on the beach, and floating little boys several hundred yards into the air, only to let them freefall. He's quite adept with his abilities, due to years and years of training, and is intent on winning the tournament so he can "make everything disappear." Because of the nature of Robert's ability, he has a group of ten people who fight most of his battles for him known as "Robert's 10."
Stable? Probably not. But his coat sure is stylin'.
How curious! This place is very, very alluring, isn't it? I haven't been somewhere this intriguing in quite sometime now. So much hatred built up, with all of humanity's garbage tossed aside ever so neatly (zombies, was it?) ... yes, it's quite fun, isn't it? Well, isn't it? Many of you seem to be enjoying this dump they call a camp, at the very least. Such an interesting place for God to pick for the tournament.
If I may chance a question to the masses, is there anyone here who would be interested in a business proposition? I had attempted to parley with some of the more colorful members of this camp's wildlife over a cup of tea about various matters, such as the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, whether a certain number can truly be the meaning to everything, and destroying this corrupted world. Unfortunately, talks spiraled out of control rather rapidly, and it was necessary to terminate the soiree in a timely fashion. That aside, if there is anyone around that has a great distaste for this corrupted waste of space, please do let me know.
When I first arrived here, the groundskeepers were most accommodating and assigned me what they called a "shotgun." While I found their recommendation to aim this so-called "boomstick" into the eye socket of those rotting, randy sacks of flesh lurking around the vicinity rather effective, but far too swift. That's not to mention how dull it was, after only two or three repetitions. Surely there are more intriguing ways to handle such garbage besides going for the eye socket, correct?
Ahh, but I should not be so rude, now. Is there anyone present who would care for a spar of sorts? Please, don't feel the need to hold back. It wouldn't be much fun for me if that were the case.
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Character: Kuga Natsuki
Series: Mai-HiME
Canon: Natsuki starts out in the beginning of the series as a hostile, bitchy ice queen. At first she doesn't believe in trusting other people, however as the series progresses, she begins to believe in others more. She's one of the 12 HiME, and her child is Duran. A child is stolen from anime terms an abnormal being created from the love a HiME feels for someone dear. Along with childs, HiME also have their element. Natsuki's element(s) are her guns. Natsuki can be described as a lone wolf, determined and full of angst. As a HiME, she fights orphans, or monsters that continually attack her school. As the series progresses however, the real reason HiME's exist becomes apparent. She's a very complex and dynamic character. Near the end of the series, Natsuki learns how to deal with her problems and warms up. When she learns about her tragic and messed up past, along with the true reason her mother died, she doesn't allow it to keep her down. When she discovers one of her closests friends, Shizuru (a girl) loves her and not in a platonic way either, and has abused her sexually, she addresses the problem and doesn't run away from it. She learns to cope with her problems and deal with them. Natsuki is a prude, and a prude she remains :3 Yet ironically she probably holds the record for the largest lingerie collection.
Next time I decide to escape run away from Shizuru, I will definately look before I leap. I was seperated from Duran during this stunt, but I am sure I will be able to find him replace him very soon. He couldn't have sunk too deep into the swamp.
Shizuru! If you ever get this! I didn't jump from the helicopter because you force me to cosplay, nor is it because of your continual want for 'indecent' phone conversations. I merely left because I feel it is time for me to start a solo career. Time to move over, Mai
However, the place I have ended up in doesn't seem to suit my needs. I seem to have landed in a place called Camp Fuck U Die, located in Louisiana. I don't mind the humidity too much, nor the undead monsters orphans. I have been issued a rifle by a camp counselor, and while it is not as effective as my element was at eliminating monsters, it works. It seems there are many services I can offer this camp. I'm sure the camp director and I can come up with some agreement to train the campers in monster elimation. This is indeed a wonderful opportunity for me. I am sure there is a certain ammount of fame concerned with helping rid the land of undead scum. However, there are two glaring problems I have found with this camp, and due to them, I cannot stay. One, the lack of private washrooms. I will not stand for people randomly coming in to the showers while I am in need of private time. Two, the lack of proper washing machines. From the look of the machines, my clothes would probably end up dirtier than they started with. I am now faced with indecision. I can stay here and rid the camp of evil and gain fame, fortune and the spotlight for once, but then I would have limited shower time, and grimy lingerie clothes. I don't find the idea of being constantly annoyed by idiots who can't decide on their own gender too good either.
So! Who would like to give me a ride out of here? I'm a very good singer, and a great conversationalist. Just don't try anything funny. I'm pretty sure you don't want to be on the recieving end.
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Character: Jessie
Series: Pokemon
Canon: One of the infamous (in regards to failure) members of Team Rocket that is constantly after Ash and his pikachu, Jessie is "the gorgeous one" of the group (although, it could be argued that James holds that position). She's beautiful, charming, and will injure/maim anyone that tries to tell her otherwise. Aside from her daily 'job' of dressing up in ridiculously fabulous costumes, reciting a motto and getting blasted into the stratosphere- Jessie enjoys money, fancy foods, her own reflection and the company of her two teammates although she'd never admit that outloud unless in a melodramatic situation. Her pokemon are Arbok and Wobbafett, the second often causing more trouble than it's worth by constantly letting himself out of his pokeball. If you'd like to know more about this fabulous femme fatale, tune into Pokemon- a television show that stars Team Rocket kindly makes their appearance in!
Meowth? Meowth? Drat- cat must have gotten his tongue. It's bad enough with James missing, now this?
Then again, I suppose being blasted off into an inhabited area without rabid pokemon to attack is kind of nice. Although, after seeing some of the strange things in these forests I think I'd rather have the angry pokemon...
Oh well, nothing I can't handle. I am the brains of this group anyways, so it's not like I need them dragging me down! Brains and beauty- some have just one, but I'm blessed to have both, teehee. And this time, I'll surely snag that shockingly small powerhouse of a pikachu. Haha!
Now I'll just quickly disguise myself as an ordinary camper (human-type, of course. My beautiful complexion could never pass for a zombie!) and be on my way to world domination!
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Goooooood Afternoon fellow campers. I am but a sweet and innocent camper, like all of you, needing some assistance in finding my fr-fr-fr.... one of my friends and someone else.
First of all, have any of you seen this twerp idiot... boy pictured -- HERE? It's just a rough sketch, but I'm sure it portrays him quite well! If so, please let me know right away! His pokemon could be in mortal danger and I must take them to a very special place to take care of them. It's most important!
Oh, and I'm also looking for this woman man... for James. He looks like this most of the time, but can be known to appear like this, this, this or this. Remember kids- chest may appear larger than it seems.
Speaking of ample goods- anyone willing to fork over food and money to me will be given the delightful pleasure of waiting on me hand and foot. Just because I'm so nice of course!
And while you're all listening- just a little heads up about some Wanted-poster misprints. Two poor, innocent (and fabulously dressed might I add?) people were being falsely accused of being "evil." But no worries, those posters have been fixed and the REAL culprits have been found. So keep an eye out for these evil doers!
Ta-ta, campers. Remember if you see pikachu, let me know~
PS. I can't seem to get my issued "zombie-gun" to work. Every time I point it at someone- this strange black box appears and keeps me from firing. Has anyone else had this problem?
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Character: Rabi
Series: D.Gray-man (wiki)
Canon: War has been waged upon the human world by The Millennium Earl, a demonic entity who uses corrupted human souls, also known as Akuma, as weapons. The ones chosen to stop this destruction are the exorcists of the Vatican. Rabi is one of these exorcists, equipped with an anti-akuma weapon, a mallet he calls "oodzuchi kodzuchi," which will grow and extend to his will.
Personality wise, Rabi is a friendly, laid-back, cheerful, and destructive guy who doesn't seem to act all that serious. Also has the uncanny ability to pop-up at the most random of times. Not much is really known about him, though, other than he's training to become a Bookman(one who records hidden history). However, behind the smiling face there seems to be more to him than meets the eye, and has shown not to be underestimated in battle.
This has gotta be some kind of joke, or I must have gotten lost which is most likely, eheheh. When Komui sent me out on another mission, this is not what he told me it was. I mean come on, a murder case at a summer camp? I'm an exorcist, not a crime solver, and defiantly not a camper. And let's not ignore the fact that there are zombies and strange wildlife runnin' about. Zombies Sending me to summer camp is not funny, Komui. When I get back, you'll be getting a nice surprise in your coffee~ ♥
...Though now that I think of it, this miiiight be some sort of sadistic punishment for last week. Eheh, you see, I was trying to impress show one of the new Finders the, ahem, growing and extending action of my mallet, and sorta... slipped and destroyed a few walls, but I said I was sorry! Besides, Komui, it's not like--- Hey HEY there zombie, you do not touch there~ Sorry bub but only--- OKAY that does it, you do not TOUCH THE HAIR. That's just taking it too far now. Hee~ allow me to introduce you to my pet stick.
Oodzuchi kodzuchi, man man. *whamwhamWHAM*
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...huh. Now there's something you don't see everyday, a zombie pancake. Eh, oops~! ...And here come the rest of the zombie mob squad. What's a matter guys? Don't like pancak--! Guess not, sheesh. Okay then, bring it on, boys. ♥ Oodzuchi kodzuchi, man man!
Maybe this won't be all that bad. Besides, a mission is a mission. ...Right?
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Character: Lunamaria Hawke
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny (http://www.gundam-seed-d.net)
Canon: Lunamaria, Shinn and Rey are a trio of elite pilots who went to the ZAFT Academy together and now serve on the battleship Minerva. She tends to take a big-sister role with Shinn, but over the course of the show came to rely on him emotionally as well. As she gets closer to Shinn, tension between Luna and Rey increases. Lunamaria is smart, brassy and more emotionally mature than her counterparts, although her flirtatiousness and jealous tendencies can get her in trouble, too. She loves teasing her friends, but she's dependable in a crisis and can fight for herself. [Permission was granted by the other Seed players to mention them in this app]
[Private Dispatch to Captain Talia Gladys, MINERVA]
Captain Gladys,
Lunamaria Hawke, checking in, Ma'am! Permission to speak off the record? ... Well! I'm going to just assume that your utter and complete silence means "okay, Luna, please go ahead!"
My, oh my. I imagined that this camp was a handful, but I didn't expect to be up to my underskirt in the living dead. Can you even imagine the kind of trauma that Shinn might be having? Just when I thought we'd weaned him off the plush toys... and Rey! He's stuck here, too?! (Unless he actually doesn't want to leave, which is just weird enough to possibly be true. And come to think of it, those two did manage to get lost in an outlet mall on Aprilius 4 once, though they said they knew what they were doing.)
Ma'am, I've set up surveillance devices, but most of the conversation I've picked up is focused rather obsessively on brains. There were snatches here and there about spin-the-bottle too - ma'am, I know you're probably making that same face again, but we were in private quarters and off-duty at that time! - and something about a beauty contest. Oh, I know that's terribly degrading, but wouldn't it be fun to watch? It would be worth it just to see Shinn squirming! Ah... I bet if that Athrun Zala were here, he'd blush up a storm too. Permission to laugh at him if I see him here? Permission to hug Shinn? ...
Ma'am? Permission to smack Rey?
You really aren't there, are you. Right. You're obviously busy, and I've got a campfire to set up and a tiny skirt to take off and wash. Poor little me! Whatever shall I do~?
...No response? So the Chairman isn't there with you, either.
I'll attempt another dispatch tomorrow. By then I'm sure I'll have found them.
...All of them.
Lunamaria Hawke, signing off!
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