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Character: Ed Wuncler III
Series: The Boondocks
Age: Not yet revealed, probably around 19-21
Canon: Ed III is the grandson of Ed Wuncler I, a rich man
who founded the town that they live in. Ed is an ex-soldier who just
recently got back from Iraq, and is just a little (well, a lot) on the
trigger happy side. Because his grandfather is so rich, Ed is pretty much
allowed to do whatever he wants, including bank robbery, because most of the
people in town are on his grandfather's payroll. He is what one could call a
"wigger", a white person who acts like a stereotypical black person. He is
most likely going to be president someday, even though he's pretty much an
idiot.
Sample Post:
hello this is ed wuncler 3 dictating this post to some
random kid i paid. how are u?
hey, wat the hell is that? this aint no text messaging. use capital letters
dammit. do u hear me? type out the entire damn word or i will kick u off
this computer so hard that itll hurt next year. stop goddamn typing like
that. are you deaf or someth
Alright, that's more like it! Okay, this is the real Ed Wuncler III here
with a lesson of the day, if you're gonna pay someone to type out some
goddamn intro for you, make sure they aren't complete dumbasses that don't
listen to a word you say. Now I want to start this damn thing over.
Hear that? Nothing before this sentence actually happened, and if any of you
bitches protest you'll be feelin' my full metal jacket faster than you can
beg for hamburger money, fatass.
Anyways, I'm Ed Wuncler III. You might know my grandfather, Ed Wuncler I,
A.K.A. "Richest man in town so if you bust me it's comin' off of your
paycheck". Yeah, that one. Anyways, I'm not sure why I have to go to this
goddamn camp and I can't say I really wanna be here, but as long as I'm here
y'all are gonna have to shut up and deal with it. I've got some rules
that'll make everything a little bit easier for me and you, got it?
1. I get top bunk. And bottom. None of this 'sharing is good' crap! Give me
any of that and you'll be 'sharing' some space outside with those walking
dead niggas!
2. You can't use any of my stuff, and that's the end of it. I have an entire
forensics team workin' for me so if I find one fingerprint on any of my
stuff that ain't my own, your ass will be in jail! Have fun getting up the
ass from some guy named Smelly Steve, jackass.
3. If I wanna shoot you, stop runnin' around like a chicken with your
testicles cut off!
4. You do not talk about fight club. (It's one badass movie, yo. It don't
need you shittin' all over it with your poor excuse for praise!)
See? Easy as gettin' ho money from gramps. Obey 'em and we'll get along just
fine.
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Character: Setsuna Mudou/Alexiel
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Age: 16 (manga says high school freshman)
Canon: I'm going to attempt to be brief since this series is intense when it comes to plot. It's basically the tale of one boy's struggle to balance his sinful love for his twin sister with his being the reincarnation of a female fallen angel that both Heaven and Hell want for their own purposes.
Setsuna is the recent reincarnation of the Organic Angel Alexiel, who's fated to always live a tragic life before dying horribly. After Setsuna's sister, Sara, dies while protecting him, Setsuna will do anything to restore her, including going to hell and back. Reckless but optimistic, Setsuna tries not to mourn his problems too long (so long as he has someone to kick his ass into gear). He also forgives those who prove themselves to him, even if they've hurt him in the past and will go out of his way to help those in need. But he does have a *vicious* temper if you piss him off and loves to tease.
Possibly because of Alexiel's influence, Setsuna has the ability to see the hidden light in others and heal them of their darkness, ghouls and other tortured spirits especially. Alexiel also has the tendency to temporarily possess Setsuna in various dangerous situations. After his body was accidentally killed while he was searching for Sara in Hades, Setsuna resided in Alexiel's body for a while.
This app takes Setsuna from the end of Volume 11, where he is being transported to Heaven for the first time to find the amazingly not-dead Sara and deal with problems there. He has just gotten back his real body and Sara's facing a trial in Heaven for loving her brother.
Sample Post:
It's funny that despite everything, I always pictured Heaven as some classy hang-out with wispy clouds and random guys flying around looking bored out of their skulls. Oh yeah and that big pearly gate they're always going on about? I don't think that gate was supposed to a)recite the rules on how to survive a zombie apocalypse or b)turn into a screen checklist on how many times I turned into various things. Man, you wake up a chick one time and it follows you around forever. Speaking of which, someone needs to tell my undead friend over here that the breasts aren't coming back. No. Don't you people have any normal ghouls? You know, the ones that just try to kill you and maybe turn into things to screw with your head. Not that lucky, huh?
Seeing as this place is chock full of that happy "abandon all hope ye who enter here" feel...I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone fucked up. Either that or God's been taking decorating tips from Lucifer. So much for angel technology. Right now Sara's about to go through that bullshit trial and I'm stuck here with my not so secret admirers...Guess there's no choice but to offer my services. Tell you what, you guys help me find a way out of here and I'll work on your ghoul problem. I'm sure these guys have some unresolved angst other than sexual deprivation. Although I know the feeling and damn does it suck. Try 16 years and one hell of a moral hangup.
Anyway, the name's Setsuna Mudou. Some call me the Savior, but then they're usually trying to kill me so I'm cool with just Setsuna. Now let's get started. The sooner I get out of here, the less Sara will snap at me for being late. And she's scary when she's pissed.
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Character: Kagura
Series: Azumanga Daioh
Age: 18
Canon: Kagura is athletic, with swimming being her best and favorite sport. She has no qualms about challenging her athletically gifted friend Sakaki to anything, though she generally ends up losing. She'll actually challenge about anyone, as long as she thinks it'd be tough. Truth be told though, Kagura HATES losing. She doesn't get mad at the person she lost to--more at herself. Kagura's super-emotional. She'll laugh non-stop if something's funny to her, she'll blow a vein if something makes her mad, and she'll cry like a three year old if something makes her sad. However, this does make it very easy to read her emotions. She's generally goofy and spontaneous, as well as optimistic.
Sample Post:
I've been looking forward to this for weeks now. Sports camp! Awesome! There's nothing else I'd rather be doing with my time. I should try to find a new rival while I'm here. After all, competition helps one improve themselves. This can't get any better!
Hey! Yeah, you, the big hairy kid. You're my temporary rival for the day! Since you are now my rival, it's your job to show me around camp. Let's go, temp rival. Do I have a banana? Nope, but we can try to find one AFTER we play some sports!
Which sport should we play first? Alright, a volleyball court! Who wants to play? Anyone? Anyone at all?! How about you, rival? It's quicksand? So what, it's probably only waist deep! It'll build thigh muscles. You don't look like you need it though, rival. You're big as a gorilla, to be honest. But still, volleyball is the way to go for sports. The ultimate team sport! You still don't wanna play? Where's your competitive spirit? Well fine then, I guess we can swim instead.
Let's take a dip in that lake. What are you getting so freaked out about, rival? Sure, the water is kinda dirty. We can always shower off after we're done. Oh, there's a lake monster? Don't be stupid, lake monsters aren't real. Besides, I AM the best swimmer back home! It would have to catch me!
Ok, we'll forget about the swimming. Hey, what's up with this? Everybody's running. I love track! Fine, challenge accepted! I'm gonna beat the pants off of all of you! I'm no slouch when it comes to running. I've even beat my old athletic rival in a marathon. Plus, just look at the competition. I mean, come on. That guy doesn't even have any legs! I'm gonna be the best athlete this camp's ever seen!
Hey, temp rival, where'd you go? Oh, there you are. Oh, zombie wrestling now, huh? Good job, that's my rival right there! Woah, you're kicking his butt. Well hey, after you two are done, come and find me. I still gotta find a room for the night. And make sure you give him his arm back, ok?
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Character: Chris Lightfellow
Series: Suikoden 3
Age: 21, according to the official timeline
Canon: The Zexen Federation, a mercantile nation, has been at odds with the Grasslands ever since seceding from them- because of this, there exists a major military force known as the Zexen Knights, a male-dominated body headed by six knights. The current leader of those six knights is Chris Lightfellow, a young woman dubbed the "Silver Maiden," for her skill in battle.
As befits her status, Chris Lightfellow is normally cool, collected, and competent, sometimes coming off as emotionally distant. However, she struggles with the twin burdens of being labeled a "hero," (often for acts that she herself considers morally dubious, though necessary) and being trusted so completely by her knights. As the game progresses and events unfold, she manages to find an inner peace of sorts, still painfully oblivious that some of her knights' feelings may go beyond "trust," and still easily flustered by tasks that require more casual social interaction.
She's also very, very gullible.
Sample Post:
Greetings, Camp Fuck You Die. I come from the Zexen Federation as an emissary of peace- and, if necessary, war, though I hope that will be avoidable. If you could please restrain your monsters while I'm talking, I would would prefer not to have to make this speech twice. I must confess, I'd never heard of this place before; the other Grasslands clans never mentioned a singular village where Humans and...Zombies, of all creatures, lived in peace. In the event you need assistance in your war against the Gorillas, I would normally offer the support of the Zexen Knights, but it appears that I am the only one at present. Where are the others?
Please restrain your monsters. Are there no warriors in this village? The Toucan who kindly informed me of your plight mentioned nothing of the sort- she was very vague about most details of this place, in fact, except for unnecessary ones. Her story would have been much clearer without constant repetition of how tragic the Zombies were and the...chortling.
Never mind that. If you indeed require my assistance, I will need supplies, particularly food, and the currency here is quite different from what we use in Zexen. I am still uncertain as to how "brains" can be a currency in such a mixed village, though all the Zombies I encountered were indeed asking for them. Not to mention that it is quite...barbaric...to demand money from an ambassador.
Nonetheless, I am sympathetic to your plight and do hope that I can help you fend off the invaders. My needs are simple, so long as you make no hostile moves towards Zexen or my person&mdash and please do not offer me any of that lake water. I am quite capable of finding my own that is not quite so colorful.
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Character: Vyers
Series: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Age: Unknown. Physically, around twenty.
Canon: Vyers is, in his own humble opinion, the most pure and beautiful demon in the entire netherworld. He was one of the demons who was competing for the title of overlord wit hthe demon prince, Laharl. Vyers fought Laharl many times, and ended up getting beaten to a pulp. Much to his disgust, he was given the name "Mid-Boss". His motivations are very odd; despite his numerous attempts to off Lahrl and his comrades, he also saves them a few times. Despite his numerous losses, he still thinks that he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tends to insert random French words into his sentances when he talks, and insists on being called the "Dark Adonis". His amazing crimes include stealing a picnic basket.
Sample Post:
Moi? At a camp? Why...this is an outrage! Who would ever sign moi, the Dark Adonis, up for such a filthy, juvenile activity? Does nobody respect true beauty anymore? Someone as lovely and pure as moi does not belong in such a place! Especially a place with a name like "Camp Fuck You Die"...
Hmm, wait! There is perhaps a reason why I am here...oh, it is so obvious now! These poor, desperate campers called moi here because they are in great need of beauty! I have searched this place many times (well, okay, once) for even a hint of beauty and have found...none! No one deserves to be in such a horrible, ugly place!
Fear not, brave campers, for your Dark Adonis is here! Even the flowers sing praises of my beauty! The sun shines only to glorify moi! Soon, this wretched place of filth will shine with all the beauty of the Netherworld, for I, Vyers, am your new overlord! Ahahahahaha!
I am sure no one has a problem with moi declaring myself overlord and if you do...
...Well...
...you have no appreciation for beauty! Beauty incarnate stand before you, and you turn your back! Pearls before swine, I say! Pearls before swine! The pearls would be moi, by the way.
Though, I am sure I will not encounter any problems with that! Perhaps someday I shall teach my loyal subjects how to be as beautiful and amazing as moi...well, that is clearly impossible, but perhaps half as beautiful and amazing! Ah, I can see it now! The impending beauty truly fills my heart with joy!
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Character: Toto
Series: Legend of Mana (Manga)
Age: Not specified, but probably around 16?
Canon: The world of Fa'Diel is an interesting place. Once it was a deemed a utopia, blessed by the light and magic of the Mana Tree. But due to unforeseen circumstances, it's now nothing more than a barren wasteland. The Fa'Diel of before is now nothing more than an illusion, or even a dream. And only the pure heart and imagination of the Hero can reshape and reawaken this sleeping world and revive the power of Mana.
Toto is this hero. Which is quite amazing, since at first glance he doesn't seem the hero type. Though a wonder at swordsmanship and quite possibly unmatched at fighting in his world, he is easily worried, a bit of a crybaby, and topped by women. HARD. He's also rabid fanboy for the one Quistis Trepe of FFVII fame. If you need his help, offer him Quistis Trepe paraphernalia and he'll run head-first into whatever danger you throw at him. Sometimes his actions seem completely random, making him appear almost terminally insane. But Mana has put its faith in this lad. Between you and me, I think someone was a lil tipsy when they made Toto their choice.
Sample Post:
Toto ol'e boy, I've got a feeling we're not in Fa'Diel anymore.
Perhaps I shouldn't have teased Duelle so much. Now I'm never gonna find my way back home!! I'm sorry Duelle, I didn't rea-- Oh! Hello there, Miss! It seems . . . you dropped your arm? N-no, it's all right. You don't have to thank me! Umm, miss, please don't gnaw on my head. . . Ow, ow! That hurts~!
Oh? You're done? T-thank you. Lemme just readjust my hat and. . . Ah, there we go! Now I was wondering, do you happen to live around here? I'm not from around these parts and I seem to have lost my way. Truth is, a couple of days back I got this letter in my mailbox from this sweet young lady. She said something about a murder and how she needed help finding the killer and I didn't really understand most of it but she said that if I could help her she had a Legendary "Natural Body" Quistis doll for me! Do you know RARE those are?! Only a fixed number of the prototypes were available for the public. Last month's issue of Doll Collector's Monthly reported that even the famous game developer Nomura Tetsuya got a hold of one! In an interview with the magazine, Nomura talked about how seamless her body was! He said that those ugly joints that plague most figures didn't exist! That every inch of this figure was a perfect replica of the real thing! A-and, if I could have one of my own then my life would be complete! ♥
What?! What do you mean "It's just a doll, now hold still so I can eat your braaaaaains?" I'm telling you, this doll is special! Now please miss, let me go. I promised the kind Director that I would help her, and as a man I can never turn down a lady in need! Miss?! MISS! Please, we only just met! O-oh dear. . .
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Character: Sain
Series: Fire Emblem: Rekka No Ken
Age: They never say so in the game, though I'd guess late teens, seeing as that seems to be the age of the vast majority of the characters.
Canon: Fire Emblem is a strategy game that takes place in a land not unlike medieval Europe, where insults were limited to "Fiend!" and the beer was more sanitary than water. You play the tactician as you direct people in an army to fight against various foes and save the world from evil. AKA, it's your typical cliched RPG. But it rocks.
Sain is a "noble" knight of Castle Caelin, though not many people would agree with him on this. He first appears in the second chapter of the game with his best friend and comrade, Kent, to alert Lyndis, one of the main characters, that she isn't just a lone plains girl, she's a noble and the rightful heir to the Caelin throne! :D He and Kent accompany her (and later, Eliwood and Hector) throughout the rest of the game and defeat the Black Fang with her. Sadly, the creators of the game like to ignore their two-dimensional minor characters for their one-dimensional main characters, so we don't get nearly as much Sain time as one would like.
The thing about Sain is that he's a complete lecher - he's admitted to hitting on every single woman he's ever come across. When he's not around women he's actually a pretty capable guy, but he's given himself such a tarnished image that nobody is willing to trust him on that. Kent appears to have faith in him, though sometimes Sain's actions are toeing the line even for him. Sain also is kind of a weasel at times. When one of the ladies in their party accuses Sain of being a womanizer, he laughs nervously and attempts to dissuade her. Naturally, he fails miserably. Kent is really the only person who seems to "get" Sain, though Lyn understands him better than most. Sain speaks very flamboyantly in order to impress people, and despite his love for the ladies, he has a certain innocence that draws people to him.
Sample Post:
It has taken me many hours, but I have finally figured out what this contraption is for! The little buttons here create the words you see on the screen! Finally! I have done something that will truly aid our party and bring me great honor! Lady Lyndis will finally respect me! Kent will stop acting like an old woman! THERE WILL BE WORLD PEACE! ...Perhaps not that last thought, though I'm sure if I try I can make it come true! And look at all the faces I can make with this thing! :D >.< -.- TT__TT >:( That last one is Kent! You can see it in the eyebrows, can you not?
Camp Fuck You Die, that sign says...I recall "fuck" as being a vulgar word, one of disgusting meaning and origins? Do these camp people have no sense of romance? How do they expect to make the ladies swoon with such horrible language? I am resolved! I will find the people responsible, and teach them how to truly speak! My abilities will save the social life of yet another person!
But, apparently, I shall not be able to employ my new linguistic skills any time soon. For I am all alone. Alas, alas, for I am all alone. There is no gentle woman here to ease my fears with her loving touch and soft bosom, no kind maiden to hold me in her tender arms as I cry out all of my pain. All that I have loved has been torn away from me so cruelly! Why, fate, why? Why play such cruel tricks on a young man's delicate heart? Where is Lady Lyndis, Rebecca, Isadora, Serra, Farina, Priscilla, Ninian, Florina, Lucius? Where have they disappeared to without my noticing?
I am starting to hear a noise outside, now. It sounds...somewhat like how the members of our army sound after a particularly difficult battle? All groans and whines? Ah, I see what is going on now. Kent and Lyn have obviously eloped, and while they were doing so, the Black Fang attacked, and everyone else went out to fight them! I'm sure they realized how weary I am from all this war and travel, and gave me a rest. Maybe they have even brought back a fair damsel to fill this hole in my heart with her love and adoration! My comrades, you have returned~!
Ah...I do not think these are my friends. That one over there looks somewhat similar to the sniper what's his name again? Oh, right! Wil, though I do not think that Wil's arms are decaying in such a spectacular fashion. And I'm fairly sure he doesn't drool like that. And, of course, their leader is not nearly so beautiful as Lady Lyndis. Such pathetic foes! Trying to attack me when you are not anywhere near the level of my army! I shall cut you down with my lance!
My lance. It is gone? And replaced with...this thing? Shaped somewhat like a lance, but with a strange trigger-like thing? If I point and pull this trigger thing, what will...? OH. I get it now. It creates a little hole in the chest of that undead being over there! Like an arrow, only it makes a noise! :D My lords will be pleased.
The undead beings are retreating now. They have seen my proficiency with this new item of death and are now properly fearing me. But...I hear a scream? The scream of an innocent lady? "Help!" she cries so desperately. "Save me from these abominable foes, who will surely devour my flesh as they attempted yours!" Well, maybe I paraphrased a bit, but... I shall follow this fiends and save her from their dastardly clutches. I shall return, clicky friend! Farewell for now!
Poll Vote!
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Character: Ed Wuncler III
Series: The Boondocks
Age: Not yet revealed, probably around 19-21
Canon: Ed III is the grandson of Ed Wuncler I, a rich man
who founded the town that they live in. Ed is an ex-soldier who just
recently got back from Iraq, and is just a little (well, a lot) on the
trigger happy side. Because his grandfather is so rich, Ed is pretty much
allowed to do whatever he wants, including bank robbery, because most of the
people in town are on his grandfather's payroll. He is what one could call a
"wigger", a white person who acts like a stereotypical black person. He is
most likely going to be president someday, even though he's pretty much an
idiot.
Sample Post:
hello this is ed wuncler 3 dictating this post to some
random kid i paid. how are u?
hey, wat the hell is that? this aint no text messaging. use capital letters
dammit. do u hear me? type out the entire damn word or i will kick u off
this computer so hard that itll hurt next year. stop goddamn typing like
that. are you deaf or someth
Alright, that's more like it! Okay, this is the real Ed Wuncler III here
with a lesson of the day, if you're gonna pay someone to type out some
goddamn intro for you, make sure they aren't complete dumbasses that don't
listen to a word you say. Now I want to start this damn thing over.
Hear that? Nothing before this sentence actually happened, and if any of you
bitches protest you'll be feelin' my full metal jacket faster than you can
beg for hamburger money, fatass.
Anyways, I'm Ed Wuncler III. You might know my grandfather, Ed Wuncler I,
A.K.A. "Richest man in town so if you bust me it's comin' off of your
paycheck". Yeah, that one. Anyways, I'm not sure why I have to go to this
goddamn camp and I can't say I really wanna be here, but as long as I'm here
y'all are gonna have to shut up and deal with it. I've got some rules
that'll make everything a little bit easier for me and you, got it?
1. I get top bunk. And bottom. None of this 'sharing is good' crap! Give me
any of that and you'll be 'sharing' some space outside with those walking
dead niggas!
2. You can't use any of my stuff, and that's the end of it. I have an entire
forensics team workin' for me so if I find one fingerprint on any of my
stuff that ain't my own, your ass will be in jail! Have fun getting up the
ass from some guy named Smelly Steve, jackass.
3. If I wanna shoot you, stop runnin' around like a chicken with your
testicles cut off!
4. You do not talk about fight club. (It's one badass movie, yo. It don't
need you shittin' all over it with your poor excuse for praise!)
See? Easy as gettin' ho money from gramps. Obey 'em and we'll get along just
fine.
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Character: Setsuna Mudou/Alexiel
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Age: 16 (manga says high school freshman)
Canon: I'm going to attempt to be brief since this series is intense when it comes to plot. It's basically the tale of one boy's struggle to balance his sinful love for his twin sister with his being the reincarnation of a female fallen angel that both Heaven and Hell want for their own purposes.
Setsuna is the recent reincarnation of the Organic Angel Alexiel, who's fated to always live a tragic life before dying horribly. After Setsuna's sister, Sara, dies while protecting him, Setsuna will do anything to restore her, including going to hell and back. Reckless but optimistic, Setsuna tries not to mourn his problems too long (so long as he has someone to kick his ass into gear). He also forgives those who prove themselves to him, even if they've hurt him in the past and will go out of his way to help those in need. But he does have a *vicious* temper if you piss him off and loves to tease.
Possibly because of Alexiel's influence, Setsuna has the ability to see the hidden light in others and heal them of their darkness, ghouls and other tortured spirits especially. Alexiel also has the tendency to temporarily possess Setsuna in various dangerous situations. After his body was accidentally killed while he was searching for Sara in Hades, Setsuna resided in Alexiel's body for a while.
This app takes Setsuna from the end of Volume 11, where he is being transported to Heaven for the first time to find the amazingly not-dead Sara and deal with problems there. He has just gotten back his real body and Sara's facing a trial in Heaven for loving her brother.
Sample Post:
It's funny that despite everything, I always pictured Heaven as some classy hang-out with wispy clouds and random guys flying around looking bored out of their skulls. Oh yeah and that big pearly gate they're always going on about? I don't think that gate was supposed to a)recite the rules on how to survive a zombie apocalypse or b)turn into a screen checklist on how many times I turned into various things. Man, you wake up a chick one time and it follows you around forever. Speaking of which, someone needs to tell my undead friend over here that the breasts aren't coming back. No. Don't you people have any normal ghouls? You know, the ones that just try to kill you and maybe turn into things to screw with your head. Not that lucky, huh?
Seeing as this place is chock full of that happy "abandon all hope ye who enter here" feel...I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone fucked up. Either that or God's been taking decorating tips from Lucifer. So much for angel technology. Right now Sara's about to go through that bullshit trial and I'm stuck here with my not so secret admirers...Guess there's no choice but to offer my services. Tell you what, you guys help me find a way out of here and I'll work on your ghoul problem. I'm sure these guys have some unresolved angst other than sexual deprivation. Although I know the feeling and damn does it suck. Try 16 years and one hell of a moral hangup.
Anyway, the name's Setsuna Mudou. Some call me the Savior, but then they're usually trying to kill me so I'm cool with just Setsuna. Now let's get started. The sooner I get out of here, the less Sara will snap at me for being late. And she's scary when she's pissed.
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Character: Kagura
Series: Azumanga Daioh
Age: 18
Canon: Kagura is athletic, with swimming being her best and favorite sport. She has no qualms about challenging her athletically gifted friend Sakaki to anything, though she generally ends up losing. She'll actually challenge about anyone, as long as she thinks it'd be tough. Truth be told though, Kagura HATES losing. She doesn't get mad at the person she lost to--more at herself. Kagura's super-emotional. She'll laugh non-stop if something's funny to her, she'll blow a vein if something makes her mad, and she'll cry like a three year old if something makes her sad. However, this does make it very easy to read her emotions. She's generally goofy and spontaneous, as well as optimistic.
Sample Post:
I've been looking forward to this for weeks now. Sports camp! Awesome! There's nothing else I'd rather be doing with my time. I should try to find a new rival while I'm here. After all, competition helps one improve themselves. This can't get any better!
Hey! Yeah, you, the big hairy kid. You're my temporary rival for the day! Since you are now my rival, it's your job to show me around camp. Let's go, temp rival. Do I have a banana? Nope, but we can try to find one AFTER we play some sports!
Which sport should we play first? Alright, a volleyball court! Who wants to play? Anyone? Anyone at all?! How about you, rival? It's quicksand? So what, it's probably only waist deep! It'll build thigh muscles. You don't look like you need it though, rival. You're big as a gorilla, to be honest. But still, volleyball is the way to go for sports. The ultimate team sport! You still don't wanna play? Where's your competitive spirit? Well fine then, I guess we can swim instead.
Let's take a dip in that lake. What are you getting so freaked out about, rival? Sure, the water is kinda dirty. We can always shower off after we're done. Oh, there's a lake monster? Don't be stupid, lake monsters aren't real. Besides, I AM the best swimmer back home! It would have to catch me!
Ok, we'll forget about the swimming. Hey, what's up with this? Everybody's running. I love track! Fine, challenge accepted! I'm gonna beat the pants off of all of you! I'm no slouch when it comes to running. I've even beat my old athletic rival in a marathon. Plus, just look at the competition. I mean, come on. That guy doesn't even have any legs! I'm gonna be the best athlete this camp's ever seen!
Hey, temp rival, where'd you go? Oh, there you are. Oh, zombie wrestling now, huh? Good job, that's my rival right there! Woah, you're kicking his butt. Well hey, after you two are done, come and find me. I still gotta find a room for the night. And make sure you give him his arm back, ok?
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Character: Chris Lightfellow
Series: Suikoden 3
Age: 21, according to the official timeline
Canon: The Zexen Federation, a mercantile nation, has been at odds with the Grasslands ever since seceding from them- because of this, there exists a major military force known as the Zexen Knights, a male-dominated body headed by six knights. The current leader of those six knights is Chris Lightfellow, a young woman dubbed the "Silver Maiden," for her skill in battle.
As befits her status, Chris Lightfellow is normally cool, collected, and competent, sometimes coming off as emotionally distant. However, she struggles with the twin burdens of being labeled a "hero," (often for acts that she herself considers morally dubious, though necessary) and being trusted so completely by her knights. As the game progresses and events unfold, she manages to find an inner peace of sorts, still painfully oblivious that some of her knights' feelings may go beyond "trust," and still easily flustered by tasks that require more casual social interaction.
She's also very, very gullible.
Sample Post:
Greetings, Camp Fuck You Die. I come from the Zexen Federation as an emissary of peace- and, if necessary, war, though I hope that will be avoidable. If you could please restrain your monsters while I'm talking, I would would prefer not to have to make this speech twice. I must confess, I'd never heard of this place before; the other Grasslands clans never mentioned a singular village where Humans and...Zombies, of all creatures, lived in peace. In the event you need assistance in your war against the Gorillas, I would normally offer the support of the Zexen Knights, but it appears that I am the only one at present. Where are the others?
Please restrain your monsters. Are there no warriors in this village? The Toucan who kindly informed me of your plight mentioned nothing of the sort- she was very vague about most details of this place, in fact, except for unnecessary ones. Her story would have been much clearer without constant repetition of how tragic the Zombies were and the...chortling.
Never mind that. If you indeed require my assistance, I will need supplies, particularly food, and the currency here is quite different from what we use in Zexen. I am still uncertain as to how "brains" can be a currency in such a mixed village, though all the Zombies I encountered were indeed asking for them. Not to mention that it is quite...barbaric...to demand money from an ambassador.
Nonetheless, I am sympathetic to your plight and do hope that I can help you fend off the invaders. My needs are simple, so long as you make no hostile moves towards Zexen or my person&mdash and please do not offer me any of that lake water. I am quite capable of finding my own that is not quite so colorful.
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Character: Vyers
Series: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Age: Unknown. Physically, around twenty.
Canon: Vyers is, in his own humble opinion, the most pure and beautiful demon in the entire netherworld. He was one of the demons who was competing for the title of overlord wit hthe demon prince, Laharl. Vyers fought Laharl many times, and ended up getting beaten to a pulp. Much to his disgust, he was given the name "Mid-Boss". His motivations are very odd; despite his numerous attempts to off Lahrl and his comrades, he also saves them a few times. Despite his numerous losses, he still thinks that he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tends to insert random French words into his sentances when he talks, and insists on being called the "Dark Adonis". His amazing crimes include stealing a picnic basket.
Sample Post:
Moi? At a camp? Why...this is an outrage! Who would ever sign moi, the Dark Adonis, up for such a filthy, juvenile activity? Does nobody respect true beauty anymore? Someone as lovely and pure as moi does not belong in such a place! Especially a place with a name like "Camp Fuck You Die"...
Hmm, wait! There is perhaps a reason why I am here...oh, it is so obvious now! These poor, desperate campers called moi here because they are in great need of beauty! I have searched this place many times (well, okay, once) for even a hint of beauty and have found...none! No one deserves to be in such a horrible, ugly place!
Fear not, brave campers, for your Dark Adonis is here! Even the flowers sing praises of my beauty! The sun shines only to glorify moi! Soon, this wretched place of filth will shine with all the beauty of the Netherworld, for I, Vyers, am your new overlord! Ahahahahaha!
I am sure no one has a problem with moi declaring myself overlord and if you do...
...Well...
...you have no appreciation for beauty! Beauty incarnate stand before you, and you turn your back! Pearls before swine, I say! Pearls before swine! The pearls would be moi, by the way.
Though, I am sure I will not encounter any problems with that! Perhaps someday I shall teach my loyal subjects how to be as beautiful and amazing as moi...well, that is clearly impossible, but perhaps half as beautiful and amazing! Ah, I can see it now! The impending beauty truly fills my heart with joy!
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Character: Toto
Series: Legend of Mana (Manga)
Age: Not specified, but probably around 16?
Canon: The world of Fa'Diel is an interesting place. Once it was a deemed a utopia, blessed by the light and magic of the Mana Tree. But due to unforeseen circumstances, it's now nothing more than a barren wasteland. The Fa'Diel of before is now nothing more than an illusion, or even a dream. And only the pure heart and imagination of the Hero can reshape and reawaken this sleeping world and revive the power of Mana.
Toto is this hero. Which is quite amazing, since at first glance he doesn't seem the hero type. Though a wonder at swordsmanship and quite possibly unmatched at fighting in his world, he is easily worried, a bit of a crybaby, and topped by women. HARD. He's also rabid fanboy for the one Quistis Trepe of FFVII fame. If you need his help, offer him Quistis Trepe paraphernalia and he'll run head-first into whatever danger you throw at him. Sometimes his actions seem completely random, making him appear almost terminally insane. But Mana has put its faith in this lad. Between you and me, I think someone was a lil tipsy when they made Toto their choice.
Sample Post:
Toto ol'e boy, I've got a feeling we're not in Fa'Diel anymore.
Perhaps I shouldn't have teased Duelle so much. Now I'm never gonna find my way back home!! I'm sorry Duelle, I didn't rea-- Oh! Hello there, Miss! It seems . . . you dropped your arm? N-no, it's all right. You don't have to thank me! Umm, miss, please don't gnaw on my head. . . Ow, ow! That hurts~!
Oh? You're done? T-thank you. Lemme just readjust my hat and. . . Ah, there we go! Now I was wondering, do you happen to live around here? I'm not from around these parts and I seem to have lost my way. Truth is, a couple of days back I got this letter in my mailbox from this sweet young lady. She said something about a murder and how she needed help finding the killer and I didn't really understand most of it but she said that if I could help her she had a Legendary "Natural Body" Quistis doll for me! Do you know RARE those are?! Only a fixed number of the prototypes were available for the public. Last month's issue of Doll Collector's Monthly reported that even the famous game developer Nomura Tetsuya got a hold of one! In an interview with the magazine, Nomura talked about how seamless her body was! He said that those ugly joints that plague most figures didn't exist! That every inch of this figure was a perfect replica of the real thing! A-and, if I could have one of my own then my life would be complete! ♥
What?! What do you mean "It's just a doll, now hold still so I can eat your braaaaaains?" I'm telling you, this doll is special! Now please miss, let me go. I promised the kind Director that I would help her, and as a man I can never turn down a lady in need! Miss?! MISS! Please, we only just met! O-oh dear. . .
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Character: Sain
Series: Fire Emblem: Rekka No Ken
Age: They never say so in the game, though I'd guess late teens, seeing as that seems to be the age of the vast majority of the characters.
Canon: Fire Emblem is a strategy game that takes place in a land not unlike medieval Europe, where insults were limited to "Fiend!" and the beer was more sanitary than water. You play the tactician as you direct people in an army to fight against various foes and save the world from evil. AKA, it's your typical cliched RPG. But it rocks.
Sain is a "noble" knight of Castle Caelin, though not many people would agree with him on this. He first appears in the second chapter of the game with his best friend and comrade, Kent, to alert Lyndis, one of the main characters, that she isn't just a lone plains girl, she's a noble and the rightful heir to the Caelin throne! :D He and Kent accompany her (and later, Eliwood and Hector) throughout the rest of the game and defeat the Black Fang with her. Sadly, the creators of the game like to ignore their two-dimensional minor characters for their one-dimensional main characters, so we don't get nearly as much Sain time as one would like.
The thing about Sain is that he's a complete lecher - he's admitted to hitting on every single woman he's ever come across. When he's not around women he's actually a pretty capable guy, but he's given himself such a tarnished image that nobody is willing to trust him on that. Kent appears to have faith in him, though sometimes Sain's actions are toeing the line even for him. Sain also is kind of a weasel at times. When one of the ladies in their party accuses Sain of being a womanizer, he laughs nervously and attempts to dissuade her. Naturally, he fails miserably. Kent is really the only person who seems to "get" Sain, though Lyn understands him better than most. Sain speaks very flamboyantly in order to impress people, and despite his love for the ladies, he has a certain innocence that draws people to him.
Sample Post:
It has taken me many hours, but I have finally figured out what this contraption is for! The little buttons here create the words you see on the screen! Finally! I have done something that will truly aid our party and bring me great honor! Lady Lyndis will finally respect me! Kent will stop acting like an old woman! THERE WILL BE WORLD PEACE! ...Perhaps not that last thought, though I'm sure if I try I can make it come true! And look at all the faces I can make with this thing! :D >.< -.- TT__TT >:( That last one is Kent! You can see it in the eyebrows, can you not?
Camp Fuck You Die, that sign says...I recall "fuck" as being a vulgar word, one of disgusting meaning and origins? Do these camp people have no sense of romance? How do they expect to make the ladies swoon with such horrible language? I am resolved! I will find the people responsible, and teach them how to truly speak! My abilities will save the social life of yet another person!
But, apparently, I shall not be able to employ my new linguistic skills any time soon. For I am all alone. Alas, alas, for I am all alone. There is no gentle woman here to ease my fears with her loving touch and soft bosom, no kind maiden to hold me in her tender arms as I cry out all of my pain. All that I have loved has been torn away from me so cruelly! Why, fate, why? Why play such cruel tricks on a young man's delicate heart? Where is Lady Lyndis, Rebecca, Isadora, Serra, Farina, Priscilla, Ninian, Florina, Lucius? Where have they disappeared to without my noticing?
I am starting to hear a noise outside, now. It sounds...somewhat like how the members of our army sound after a particularly difficult battle? All groans and whines? Ah, I see what is going on now. Kent and Lyn have obviously eloped, and while they were doing so, the Black Fang attacked, and everyone else went out to fight them! I'm sure they realized how weary I am from all this war and travel, and gave me a rest. Maybe they have even brought back a fair damsel to fill this hole in my heart with her love and adoration! My comrades, you have returned~!
Ah...I do not think these are my friends. That one over there looks somewhat similar to the sniper what's his name again? Oh, right! Wil, though I do not think that Wil's arms are decaying in such a spectacular fashion. And I'm fairly sure he doesn't drool like that. And, of course, their leader is not nearly so beautiful as Lady Lyndis. Such pathetic foes! Trying to attack me when you are not anywhere near the level of my army! I shall cut you down with my lance!
My lance. It is gone? And replaced with...this thing? Shaped somewhat like a lance, but with a strange trigger-like thing? If I point and pull this trigger thing, what will...? OH. I get it now. It creates a little hole in the chest of that undead being over there! Like an arrow, only it makes a noise! :D My lords will be pleased.
The undead beings are retreating now. They have seen my proficiency with this new item of death and are now properly fearing me. But...I hear a scream? The scream of an innocent lady? "Help!" she cries so desperately. "Save me from these abominable foes, who will surely devour my flesh as they attempted yours!" Well, maybe I paraphrased a bit, but... I shall follow this fiends and save her from their dastardly clutches. I shall return, clicky friend! Farewell for now!
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