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Character name: Rune Walsh
Series: Phantasy Star IV
Age: Very Officially Unknown. Could be anywhere from 20 to 1000. Or 2000.
Job: Career Counselor!
Canon: Once upon a 1994, the game Phantasy Star IV came to a Sega Genesis near you. Within this RPG smorgasbord of good, evil, giant penguins, reincarnation, zombie diseases, and man-eating trees, stands a tall, arrogant man with blue hair and a sharp tongue named Rune Walsh. When first met, he seems like a self-absorbed jerk of a magician who goes out of his way to show off and badger innocent party members. But as time goes on, he is shown to actually be an intelligent, surprisingly caring self-absorbed jerk that only goes out of his way to badger the main character (and Chaz is just asking for it). Despite spending most of his free time teasing little blond boys, Rune also has a serious, slightly dangerous side with a fondness for extreme magical overkill and a claimed immunity to cuteness.
In another light, he is a wandering hobo with magical powers who does nothing but tell people what to do. He’s not proud of any part of that except the wandering.
Sample Entry:
I could have sworn we already took care of the zombie disease. But hey, at least these ones aren’t as bad as the Reshel zombies. Getting geysers of bright green vomit spewed at you is never fun, especially when you’re wearing a white cloak. And don’t get me started on the stench, either - it clings for days, even if you manage to get the bile out of your clothes (which is a feat in itself). Not to mention it attracts man-eating tentacle trees, which are disgusting in their own special, sappy way. Zombies lacking projectile vomit is at least a step in the right direction...even if that direction looks a bit like the more hazardous one.
Anyway, the name's Rune, and I’m here to point you in the direction that gets you away from me and into a job. Not like I've got anything else to do.
A few key points about your life ambition, kids. If you have been raised by magician superhero scientists since infancy to save the world, and you actually succeed, you will probably be out of a job. Pick up a hobby before you save the world. I’d suggest one that’ll make you money but since that seems to lack "job satisfaction", whatever the hell that is, I’ll say pick something you like. But it really doesn’t matter. Just get a job. Just DO something.
As far as I can see, you kids have just been hanging around killing zombies. Which, really, is fine with me. But magical powers and being an upstanding kung fu vigilante does not make you money. Money is kind of important when you grow up and need to eat food. Because money buys food. Which you eat. Which keeps you alive. Following me here?
So to make this simple, I’m going to ask you a question. If you had no money, no powers, no special abilities, and no rich parents or governments or whatever the hell else you kids might have, what would you do for the rest of your life?
...No, my answer wouldn’t be "patronize you".
That’s just my hobby.
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Character Name:Jessica Jones
Series: The Pulse
Age:Mid to Late 20s
Job:Official Babysitter Mentor to Developing Superheroes
Canon: The Pulse follows the lives of reporters from the infamous Daily Bugle newspaper. All three of them are working on a new section of the newspaper (The Pulse) dedicated to superheroes. Ben Ulrich and Kat Farrell are regular reporters for the paper, with Jessica Jones hired as a special consultant of Superhero affairs.
Jessica Jones used to be a superhero called Jewel, but a run with the wrong bad guy left her with mental and physical trauma plus the realization that she just doesn't have what it takes to be a hero. Instead she opened her own private investigation agency, Alias Investigations. Despite her business getting her into some tricky situations every now and then Jessica was doing fine. Then she found out she was pregnant with Luke Cage's baby. The two of them started dating and Jessica took the job with the Daily Bugle to make things financially easier for their family.
On the outside Jessica seems abit hard. She cusses like a sailor and has no problem telling you what's on her mind. Add in a temper and the ability to not always make smart decisions and you've got a basic idea of what its like to deal with Jessica Jones. However despite all that she really isn't that bad a person. She is a sucker for kids, and very protective of her friends and family. She's willing to use her partial ability to fly and above average strength if need be, but is very firm in the fact that she is not a super and never plans on being one again.
Jessica is taken from the end of The Pulse.
Sample Entry:
Ooofph . . . Ouch. I knew trying to fly up an see where I was was not a good idea. Maybe one day I'll actually figure out how to land . . . or at least crash onto something soft.
Where the fuck am I this time? I'm probably not who you were aiming for so can you just send me back? Seriously, there needs to be a cap on how many dimensional changes a person can go through in a year.
I just had a baby, which should have filled out my strange crap happening to me quota for the next ten years! . . . Next time I see Luke I'm going to smack him, my life was at least semi-normal before he showed back up.
ARGH! This fuckin' figures, you decide one of the most important decisions of your life and then BAM! You're in another dimension or there is yet another supervillian threatening to blow up the world. Or you turn around and one of your friends is a sk-- are those gorillas purple?
Wow . . . I'm not sure whether to laugh or be horrified at the fact that I'm actually comparing their fur color to the color of my hair during my Jewel days. All I need now is a couple fanboys to show up and it'll really be like old times.
Damn it, jinxed myself. I'm sorry sir but do you think you could point me to the way outta here or whoever the hell is in charge? Excuse me, what did you say? Br . . Brains? Oh thank god, it's a zombie. I can handle a zombie, I have dealed with teenage superheroes, childbirth, Jonah Jameson, and a marriage proposal all in the past couple months, I can handle a zombie.
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Character: Sherlock Holmes
Series: The stories of Sherlock Holmes
Character Age: Late 30's or early 40's
Job: Administrator of Camp's Single Grain of Common Sense
Canon: On his return from a military campaign in Afghanistan, John Watson met and decided to room with what he perceived as an eccentric medical student named Sherlock Holmes. In time he came to realize that his new roommate was not a student of any recognized medical field but rather one of the greatest detectives of the 20th century.
On the surface Holmes is everything one would expect in a proper and respected member of Victorian society. His habits and manner are however very radical for his time. He has little regard for the softer passions of life and prefers spending time alone working on a problem than in the company of others. He is often single minded in his pursuits and will not rest or eat until they are satisfied. At the end of the day however Holmes is a gentleman and possesses manners enough to charm and set at ease even the most respected clients that enter his rooms.
Sample post:
My, this does seem to be much more than I expected. I have been surprised very few times in the past years, and yet find myself in this case having to confess being unprepared for the... welcome you and your companions had for me. Please, if you would take back your hands, I would be much obliged.
So, I am afraid that you have me at a disadvantage, gentlemen, as I know nothing about you except the obvious facts that you were beheaded, attempt to avoid water whenever possible and you have had various questionable encounters with toucans. Oh, you look surprised. Good sir, what else but beheading would necessitate the pink thread sewn into your necks in such a fashion? I caught a glimpse at it when you kindly handed me your limbs. I must add that it was an inspired choice. It really brings out the few natural skin tones left on your flesh. The fact that most of you are covered with dust and the feathers sticking out of many of your pants account for my other deductions. You need not be worried sir. I am known for my discretion.
But of course as glad as I am to meet you, this is not the reason for my presence. The card I received from your beloved Director informs me that I have been retained to explain and teach my methods of deduction and reasoning to the inhabitants of this camp in an effort to lower the rampant property damage this place is subject to. The letter mentions that people referred to as "shounen retards" should be my primary audience.
My methods are not particularly hard to understand, but do take some skill to master. One of the most basic concepts that must be learned is that when trying to find a solution to a problem, a singular step is to eliminate the impossible from the equation so that the-
... I will concede that the rainbow unicorn being ridden by the nude gentleman does bring up the very good point: that defining what exactly is impossible here should be a priority.
Experiments are in order! Tests must be conducted under controlled environments to fully understand the conditions and rules that govern this camp. I'm sure after the wound inflicted by the unicorn horn heals, our young friend will feel more inclined to help. Preferably this time with a sturdy and impierceable set of pants.
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Character: Claude K. Winchester
Series: Gravitation
Age: 36
Job: Motivational Counselor
Canon: Gravitation, underneath the angst and drama, is essentially the story of a band trying to make its way into stardom by any means necessary. Even if it means having a crazed semi-terrorist for their manager. Everyone knows that behind the curtains of every great band, there is a mysterious man pulling the strings and guiding them to the top. In the case of Bad Luck, the man popularly known as Mister K is that person. Though he'd much prefer to be pulling triggers rather than strings.
K's the man in the business that everyone knows, respects, and calls crazy when he's got his .44 magnum pointed at someone else's head. Though his methods may be called cruel, unusual, and even life-threatening, K gets things done and gets them done well, all with a grin on his face. Whether this grin is a professional, servicing grin or just one of a man getting his kicks is a question better left unanswered, because it's no secret that K's personal life is just as explosive as his professional one. Whether it's business or pleasure, K remains a vibrant character with a penchant for exclaiming random Engrish phrases.
Sample Post:
HELLO EVERYONE! My name is Mister K and the motivational levels in this camp are no good. There have been too many complaints by people that camp has taken away their drive and spirit for life, so I'm here to remind you that this is unacceptable. You are in the United States now; you can do anything! Take pride in the American spirit! Freedom! Independence! Go ahead and do what you've always wanted to do. Get a job, raise a family with 2.5 kids, defend humanity from the forces of evil, even smuggle in half a metric ton of unregistered weaponry. But don't get caught doing anything illegal; I'm just a lowly salary man and I have instructions to shoot to kill.
So, where do you start? How do you change your life around to reflect the beautiful American surroundings that you've been blessed with? Ahahaha, pay attention kiddies, that first shot was just a warning shot through your foot. Uncle K's got a 5-step program on how to target your self-esteem and aim it straight at the star to victory. Don't let anything stand in your way, not even this M-16. Haha, don't worry, don't worry, I won't aim for the vitals.
Back to Uncle K's 5-step program! Step 1, remember not to compare yourself to others. You're as individual as everyone else is. And in the end, everyone bleeds the same way, don't they? We can even check if you want to be sure. --Oh, right right, step 2, don't be negative about yourself. If you can only see the bad, then associate yourself with positive and supportive people who'll remind you of the good! With me at your side, you'll always be able to run faster, jump higher, scream louder! If you think you're a loser who nobody wants to hang out with, I'll be that good Samaritan who'll hang out with you. Probably out of pity but I won't tell you.
Step... what number was this, doesn't matter, just remember, YOU CAN DO IT. Think positive! And if you can't believe in yourself, then believe in this gun that believes in you. Bang bang, shoot shoot, it's such a beautiful way of expressing our innermost beliefs, don't you think? Are you ready to work hard? Are you crying yet?
GOOD JOB!
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Character: Aizen Sousuke
Series: Bleach
Age: At least a hundred years old
Job: President of the Deity Overthrowing Club
Canon: Bleach is the story of 15 year old Kurosaki Ichigo gaining shinigami powers and getting stuck killing evil spirits called Hollows. Sometimes, the people he cares about get kidnapped and he, along with some friends, go in and rescue them. The first time, it's Kuchiki Rukia, the girl who gave Ichigo shinigami powers. The second time? Inoue Orihime has the honor.
Aizen Sousuke was the captain of the Fifth Division and the first person to express his thoughts on something being wrong with Rukia's execution. To most people, he is a kind man who cares about the safety of his subordinates and would protect them with his life. As the reader and every shinigami find out in later volumes, that is not the real Aizen Sousuke. He ends up faking his dead midway through the Soul Society arc and comes back the evil villian. He is not bound by any morals and will willingly do anything to futher his plans, including stab his fangirl vice-captain, condemn Rukia to a fiery execution, and murder the leaders of Soul Society. To sum it up, stay out of his way and don't live in Karakura and you will probably survive Aizen's evil plans to become god.
Sample Post:
I must admit, when I first came here, I thought this place couldn't be of any use to me. Then I saw that this place could be used as a torture device. That no alcohol rule you have in place would make some shinigami I know cry in the first minute of arriving here. Let's put that note aside and talk about the real reason why I am here and not in Las Noches dealing with pesky intruders. I was forced against my will here due to a door opening up into this swamp. While am I here, it seems I must re-educate you all about God. No, I am not some sort of a preist or anything like that. If any of you are intereted, we could talk more over a cup of tea.
...What are you doing? Let go of that right-! Ah, it seems even gorillas have some sort of humor. Would somebody like to come and help me down from here? Perferably not any of the shinigami who are here. They might cause more damage than help and I won't deal with anybody not being useful. So, where was I? It doesn't matter. I am not going anywhere any time soon.
I think I should be dead by now. Having a sword in one's chest does not let one live for very long afterwards. This place is interesting me more and more as the day goes on. I should send for reinforcements to study this place more thoroughly once everything calms down. I know there is going to be issues with me being here. Just to remind you, if you see any explosions, go the other direction. Everything will stop being destroyed soon enough.
Poll Vote!
Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now VOTE. Closed!
Character name: Rune Walsh
Series: Phantasy Star IV
Age: Very Officially Unknown. Could be anywhere from 20 to 1000. Or 2000.
Job: Career Counselor!
Canon: Once upon a 1994, the game Phantasy Star IV came to a Sega Genesis near you. Within this RPG smorgasbord of good, evil, giant penguins, reincarnation, zombie diseases, and man-eating trees, stands a tall, arrogant man with blue hair and a sharp tongue named Rune Walsh. When first met, he seems like a self-absorbed jerk of a magician who goes out of his way to show off and badger innocent party members. But as time goes on, he is shown to actually be an intelligent, surprisingly caring self-absorbed jerk that only goes out of his way to badger the main character (and Chaz is just asking for it). Despite spending most of his free time teasing little blond boys, Rune also has a serious, slightly dangerous side with a fondness for extreme magical overkill and a claimed immunity to cuteness.
In another light, he is a wandering hobo with magical powers who does nothing but tell people what to do. He’s not proud of any part of that except the wandering.
Sample Entry:
I could have sworn we already took care of the zombie disease. But hey, at least these ones aren’t as bad as the Reshel zombies. Getting geysers of bright green vomit spewed at you is never fun, especially when you’re wearing a white cloak. And don’t get me started on the stench, either - it clings for days, even if you manage to get the bile out of your clothes (which is a feat in itself). Not to mention it attracts man-eating tentacle trees, which are disgusting in their own special, sappy way. Zombies lacking projectile vomit is at least a step in the right direction...even if that direction looks a bit like the more hazardous one.
Anyway, the name's Rune, and I’m here to point you in the direction that gets you away from me and into a job. Not like I've got anything else to do.
A few key points about your life ambition, kids. If you have been raised by magician superhero scientists since infancy to save the world, and you actually succeed, you will probably be out of a job. Pick up a hobby before you save the world. I’d suggest one that’ll make you money but since that seems to lack "job satisfaction", whatever the hell that is, I’ll say pick something you like. But it really doesn’t matter. Just get a job. Just DO something.
As far as I can see, you kids have just been hanging around killing zombies. Which, really, is fine with me. But magical powers and being an upstanding kung fu vigilante does not make you money. Money is kind of important when you grow up and need to eat food. Because money buys food. Which you eat. Which keeps you alive. Following me here?
So to make this simple, I’m going to ask you a question. If you had no money, no powers, no special abilities, and no rich parents or governments or whatever the hell else you kids might have, what would you do for the rest of your life?
...No, my answer wouldn’t be "patronize you".
That’s just my hobby.
Poll Vote!
Character Name:Jessica Jones
Series: The Pulse
Age:Mid to Late 20s
Job:Official Babysitter Mentor to Developing Superheroes
Canon: The Pulse follows the lives of reporters from the infamous Daily Bugle newspaper. All three of them are working on a new section of the newspaper (The Pulse) dedicated to superheroes. Ben Ulrich and Kat Farrell are regular reporters for the paper, with Jessica Jones hired as a special consultant of Superhero affairs.
Jessica Jones used to be a superhero called Jewel, but a run with the wrong bad guy left her with mental and physical trauma plus the realization that she just doesn't have what it takes to be a hero. Instead she opened her own private investigation agency, Alias Investigations. Despite her business getting her into some tricky situations every now and then Jessica was doing fine. Then she found out she was pregnant with Luke Cage's baby. The two of them started dating and Jessica took the job with the Daily Bugle to make things financially easier for their family.
On the outside Jessica seems abit hard. She cusses like a sailor and has no problem telling you what's on her mind. Add in a temper and the ability to not always make smart decisions and you've got a basic idea of what its like to deal with Jessica Jones. However despite all that she really isn't that bad a person. She is a sucker for kids, and very protective of her friends and family. She's willing to use her partial ability to fly and above average strength if need be, but is very firm in the fact that she is not a super and never plans on being one again.
Jessica is taken from the end of The Pulse.
Sample Entry:
Ooofph . . . Ouch. I knew trying to fly up an see where I was was not a good idea. Maybe one day I'll actually figure out how to land . . . or at least crash onto something soft.
Where the fuck am I this time? I'm probably not who you were aiming for so can you just send me back? Seriously, there needs to be a cap on how many dimensional changes a person can go through in a year.
I just had a baby, which should have filled out my strange crap happening to me quota for the next ten years! . . . Next time I see Luke I'm going to smack him, my life was at least semi-normal before he showed back up.
ARGH! This fuckin' figures, you decide one of the most important decisions of your life and then BAM! You're in another dimension or there is yet another supervillian threatening to blow up the world. Or you turn around and one of your friends is a sk-- are those gorillas purple?
Wow . . . I'm not sure whether to laugh or be horrified at the fact that I'm actually comparing their fur color to the color of my hair during my Jewel days. All I need now is a couple fanboys to show up and it'll really be like old times.
Damn it, jinxed myself. I'm sorry sir but do you think you could point me to the way outta here or whoever the hell is in charge? Excuse me, what did you say? Br . . Brains? Oh thank god, it's a zombie. I can handle a zombie, I have dealed with teenage superheroes, childbirth, Jonah Jameson, and a marriage proposal all in the past couple months, I can handle a zombie.
Poll Vote!
Character: Sherlock Holmes
Series: The stories of Sherlock Holmes
Character Age: Late 30's or early 40's
Job: Administrator of Camp's Single Grain of Common Sense
Canon: On his return from a military campaign in Afghanistan, John Watson met and decided to room with what he perceived as an eccentric medical student named Sherlock Holmes. In time he came to realize that his new roommate was not a student of any recognized medical field but rather one of the greatest detectives of the 20th century.
On the surface Holmes is everything one would expect in a proper and respected member of Victorian society. His habits and manner are however very radical for his time. He has little regard for the softer passions of life and prefers spending time alone working on a problem than in the company of others. He is often single minded in his pursuits and will not rest or eat until they are satisfied. At the end of the day however Holmes is a gentleman and possesses manners enough to charm and set at ease even the most respected clients that enter his rooms.
Sample post:
My, this does seem to be much more than I expected. I have been surprised very few times in the past years, and yet find myself in this case having to confess being unprepared for the... welcome you and your companions had for me. Please, if you would take back your hands, I would be much obliged.
So, I am afraid that you have me at a disadvantage, gentlemen, as I know nothing about you except the obvious facts that you were beheaded, attempt to avoid water whenever possible and you have had various questionable encounters with toucans. Oh, you look surprised. Good sir, what else but beheading would necessitate the pink thread sewn into your necks in such a fashion? I caught a glimpse at it when you kindly handed me your limbs. I must add that it was an inspired choice. It really brings out the few natural skin tones left on your flesh. The fact that most of you are covered with dust and the feathers sticking out of many of your pants account for my other deductions. You need not be worried sir. I am known for my discretion.
But of course as glad as I am to meet you, this is not the reason for my presence. The card I received from your beloved Director informs me that I have been retained to explain and teach my methods of deduction and reasoning to the inhabitants of this camp in an effort to lower the rampant property damage this place is subject to. The letter mentions that people referred to as "shounen retards" should be my primary audience.
My methods are not particularly hard to understand, but do take some skill to master. One of the most basic concepts that must be learned is that when trying to find a solution to a problem, a singular step is to eliminate the impossible from the equation so that the-
... I will concede that the rainbow unicorn being ridden by the nude gentleman does bring up the very good point: that defining what exactly is impossible here should be a priority.
Experiments are in order! Tests must be conducted under controlled environments to fully understand the conditions and rules that govern this camp. I'm sure after the wound inflicted by the unicorn horn heals, our young friend will feel more inclined to help. Preferably this time with a sturdy and impierceable set of pants.
Poll Vote!
Character: Claude K. Winchester
Series: Gravitation
Age: 36
Job: Motivational Counselor
Canon: Gravitation, underneath the angst and drama, is essentially the story of a band trying to make its way into stardom by any means necessary. Even if it means having a crazed semi-terrorist for their manager. Everyone knows that behind the curtains of every great band, there is a mysterious man pulling the strings and guiding them to the top. In the case of Bad Luck, the man popularly known as Mister K is that person. Though he'd much prefer to be pulling triggers rather than strings.
K's the man in the business that everyone knows, respects, and calls crazy when he's got his .44 magnum pointed at someone else's head. Though his methods may be called cruel, unusual, and even life-threatening, K gets things done and gets them done well, all with a grin on his face. Whether this grin is a professional, servicing grin or just one of a man getting his kicks is a question better left unanswered, because it's no secret that K's personal life is just as explosive as his professional one. Whether it's business or pleasure, K remains a vibrant character with a penchant for exclaiming random Engrish phrases.
Sample Post:
HELLO EVERYONE! My name is Mister K and the motivational levels in this camp are no good. There have been too many complaints by people that camp has taken away their drive and spirit for life, so I'm here to remind you that this is unacceptable. You are in the United States now; you can do anything! Take pride in the American spirit! Freedom! Independence! Go ahead and do what you've always wanted to do. Get a job, raise a family with 2.5 kids, defend humanity from the forces of evil, even smuggle in half a metric ton of unregistered weaponry. But don't get caught doing anything illegal; I'm just a lowly salary man and I have instructions to shoot to kill.
So, where do you start? How do you change your life around to reflect the beautiful American surroundings that you've been blessed with? Ahahaha, pay attention kiddies, that first shot was just a warning shot through your foot. Uncle K's got a 5-step program on how to target your self-esteem and aim it straight at the star to victory. Don't let anything stand in your way, not even this M-16. Haha, don't worry, don't worry, I won't aim for the vitals.
Back to Uncle K's 5-step program! Step 1, remember not to compare yourself to others. You're as individual as everyone else is. And in the end, everyone bleeds the same way, don't they? We can even check if you want to be sure. --Oh, right right, step 2, don't be negative about yourself. If you can only see the bad, then associate yourself with positive and supportive people who'll remind you of the good! With me at your side, you'll always be able to run faster, jump higher, scream louder! If you think you're a loser who nobody wants to hang out with, I'll be that good Samaritan who'll hang out with you. Probably out of pity but I won't tell you.
Step... what number was this, doesn't matter, just remember, YOU CAN DO IT. Think positive! And if you can't believe in yourself, then believe in this gun that believes in you. Bang bang, shoot shoot, it's such a beautiful way of expressing our innermost beliefs, don't you think? Are you ready to work hard? Are you crying yet?
GOOD JOB!
Poll Vote!
Character: Aizen Sousuke
Series: Bleach
Age: At least a hundred years old
Job: President of the Deity Overthrowing Club
Canon: Bleach is the story of 15 year old Kurosaki Ichigo gaining shinigami powers and getting stuck killing evil spirits called Hollows. Sometimes, the people he cares about get kidnapped and he, along with some friends, go in and rescue them. The first time, it's Kuchiki Rukia, the girl who gave Ichigo shinigami powers. The second time? Inoue Orihime has the honor.
Aizen Sousuke was the captain of the Fifth Division and the first person to express his thoughts on something being wrong with Rukia's execution. To most people, he is a kind man who cares about the safety of his subordinates and would protect them with his life. As the reader and every shinigami find out in later volumes, that is not the real Aizen Sousuke. He ends up faking his dead midway through the Soul Society arc and comes back the evil villian. He is not bound by any morals and will willingly do anything to futher his plans, including stab his fangirl vice-captain, condemn Rukia to a fiery execution, and murder the leaders of Soul Society. To sum it up, stay out of his way and don't live in Karakura and you will probably survive Aizen's evil plans to become god.
Sample Post:
I must admit, when I first came here, I thought this place couldn't be of any use to me. Then I saw that this place could be used as a torture device. That no alcohol rule you have in place would make some shinigami I know cry in the first minute of arriving here. Let's put that note aside and talk about the real reason why I am here and not in Las Noches dealing with pesky intruders. I was forced against my will here due to a door opening up into this swamp. While am I here, it seems I must re-educate you all about God. No, I am not some sort of a preist or anything like that. If any of you are intereted, we could talk more over a cup of tea.
...What are you doing? Let go of that right-! Ah, it seems even gorillas have some sort of humor. Would somebody like to come and help me down from here? Perferably not any of the shinigami who are here. They might cause more damage than help and I won't deal with anybody not being useful. So, where was I? It doesn't matter. I am not going anywhere any time soon.
I think I should be dead by now. Having a sword in one's chest does not let one live for very long afterwards. This place is interesting me more and more as the day goes on. I should send for reinforcements to study this place more thoroughly once everything calms down. I know there is going to be issues with me being here. Just to remind you, if you see any explosions, go the other direction. Everything will stop being destroyed soon enough.
Poll Vote!