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Character: Alice
Series: Pandora Hearts
Character Age: Looks about 15.
Canon: Just what do you get someone for their coming-of-age ceremony? A very literal "go to hell," in the case of one Oz Vesalius. Thrown for unknown reasons into the Abyss, a mysterious otherworldly prison reserved for only the baddest of the bad, he's tricked into making a contract with a slightly unhinged bunnygirl named Alice and manages to escape with her-ten years into the future. Now, allied with agents of the organization Pandora, they travel together to find Alice's scattered memories and seek the truth behind the events of the past.
Pity the fool who underestimates Alice, also known as Bea Rabbit. Cute as she may look, her true form is that of an enormous black rabbit that can and will annihilate you. And she's not about to let anyone forget it. She deigns to travel with these humans for the sake of finding her memories and refuses to acknowledge any other reason. Strong-willed, selfish, and more than a little ferocious, she commands respect from all around her and is given to vituperations accentuated with a boot to the head if she doesn't get it. She's blunt, she's in your face, and she's topping you. The only thing more terrifying than her abuse is her appetite: meat, flowers, live rats, she's not picky! But despite it all, she still has her moments of epic but adorable fail and often shows a more human side. Just don't suggest that to her if you value your physical well-being.
Sample Post:
To think that I should have to deal with incompetence like this. . . tch! Don't you realize who I am, trash? I've seen it fit to grace you with my presence, and I expect no less than a proper welcome. But for all that you moan about your brains, I haven't seen any sign of them yet. Saying that I could be a week late? Ignorant fools! Whenever I arrive is exactly when I intend to arrive, and you'd do well to remember it. Show me that your manners aren't as repulsive as your faces, or I'll show you the true wrath of Bea Rabbit!
-Hooooh? This is interesting. To say that I could be the wrong rabbit. . . you really are brave ones, aren't you? But I can't forgive you for this either. I wonder, how shall I punish you for such insolence. . . -The Easter Rabbit? Is that who you mistook me for? Hah! As if I would be associated with such a pathetic wretch! He may have may have made a contract with that godless man Nestlé, but the idiot's still as disgustingly sweet as ever. To settle for threatening you scum with his appearance only once a year. . . he's gone soft, putting all his eggs in one basket like that! And working for jellybeans when there's calamari to be had! But I'm not the same as that coward, oh no. Where he's failed before, I alone will claim the real prize. And you will all naturally assist me. You have no choice. ♥
Hehehe! Listen closely, filth-try to keep on what toes you have left if you value your existence. I've decided how you can apologize for your impudence: a full seafood dinner, with only the choicest meat. And there's only one place to find it. That's why we're going to capture that creature you call Marcy, and we're going to capture her tonight. Question me, and I'll deal out a fitting punishment. Fail, and you can't even imagine what I'll do to you. No excuses! And make no mistake, the prize belongs to me and me alone. I won't let anyone else lay their fingers on it, or any other limbs they have left. You see, your reward for following my orders is keeping your miserable lives for another day. With your bowels fully intact, even. Generous, isn't it? I thought so too.
Come now, peons, together! You already have all the tools you'll ever need! Brainless as you are, some of you must know how to pick up chicks, isn't that right? After that, it's a simple matter to throw them into the lake-they're perfect bait! The same goes for all your lost lambs, be they broiled or well-done. A vile creature like her could never resist! Whatever remains can be used as appetizers. Once she's crawled up to the plate, use those revoltingly bright eggs as they were meant to be used: as weapons. Why merely make her tread on eggshells when you can use them to weaken her defenses? And of course, I'll deal the final blow. She may be a hard egg to crack, but she'll crumble against my power!
Well, trash? I want it my way, and I want it now. I suggest that you hop to it.
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Character: Sharon Lainsworth
Character Age: Appears ~13/14
Series: Pandora Hearts
CANON: Pandora Hearts is about how Oz Vesalius totally didn't get a pony for his fifteenth birthday: instead, he gets stabbed by his best friend and tossed into the "Abyss," a dark and terrible place full of things that go bump in the night. He forms a pact with a denizen of the Abyss -- a bunny-girl named Alice -- to help her find her lost memories in exchange for his freedom, and emerges from the Abyss ten years after he was banished. Now he has to deal with shadowy organizations out for his head, the mystery of Alice's lost memories, and the sheer mad wonderland his life's become. He probably should've asked for the pony.
At first glance, Sharon Lainsworth is nothing more than a sweet and demure young noblewoman, without any cares beyond her social obligations and face. In reality, she works for a government organization known as "Pandora," dedicated to researching the Abyss and its inhabitants. She's impeccably polite and well-spoken, kind (almost maternally so), but with a tendency towards hidden aces up her elegant sleeves. Sharon is one of Oz's allies as he adjusts to his new life and acts as Xerxes Break's balance and foil: diplomatic when he's direct and delicate where he's blunt. Very little fazes her -- she's a very "my pace" sort of person, letting things come to her as they will and rolling with the punches.
Sample App:
Oh, my, my, this will never do; a proper party outfit requires a bit more, don't you think? With all these fine minds here -- yes, yes, including the ones on platters -- certainly we can think of something more attractive to catch someone's eye. Flowers, perhaps? I'm terribly fond of lilies, myself; I find they add a certain charm to things! Yes, with a corsage of lilies and some ribbons, why, I'm sure no one will even notice the missing pieces of your jaw or the off-yellow color of your skin. Once you put on your best face -- though oh dear, I've never seen that happen quite so literally before -- you'll certainly be the life of the party.
See, don't you look nice? Now straighten up, that's good. Even if you have only one leg to stand on, you should carry yourself with proper posture. After all, grace will follow if you have confidence in your stance. Of course, proper etiquette is also important! Mind your p's and q's and take care that you don't lose your eyes in the process. Ah, but please do be careful of invitations from the bear that's been lurking around; I'm not entirely sure that his intentions are ... pure. He approached me when I first arrived at this place, and while his manner was initially quite polite, he became rather insistent on my person shortly thereafter. I found I had to persuade him rather firmly of my disinterest. ... How? Mm, well. Do forgive my reticence. A lady must keep a few secrets♥ Still, at the very least I would recommend a chaperone; I would lend you mine, but he seems to have wandered off for the time being. No matter, I'm sure that that Miss Marcy, the bunnies, and I can find ways to entertain ourselves in the meantime. It's very sweet of you to worry for me in turn, but really, you mustn't make such a face. Even if the rigor mortis has worn off, you wouldn't want your expression to get stuck, would you?
There, that's much better. Shall we review dancing one last time? Traditionally speaking, you must let the man lead the waltz; you must stay relaxed while still being attentive to his cues. If he goes 'tsun,' then you must follow up with a 'dere,' and vice-versa. Do be careful that your toes don't fall off, either. That might turn out to be terribly awkward, especially if he's not the sort to step on your feet! His hand must stay at your waist; letting it move any lower would be quite scandalous. I realize that this is a little more ... relaxed than most parties you may be accustomed to, but still! As a member of the House of Cfud, you want to be able to properly represent your family, right? And to do that, you must hold your tongue -- oh, no, not literally, do please put that back -- and present yourself with pride. You'll have the entire gathering at your feet, even the ones you don't kill first.
Well now, my dear, I've done what I can. The very best of luck to you for your debut at the zombie jamboree. Show them how well the stone-dead really can dance ♥
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Character: Hinata Fuyuki
Series: Keroro Gunsou/Sgt. Frog
Age: supposedly still 12, even though there've been two New Year's chapters? I-I dunno, ask my author
Canon: Keroro Gunsou tells the tale of a not-exactly-ordinary Japanese family and their not-exactly-welcome houseguests -- a squad of alien frogs sent to Earth to prepare it for invasion. Luckily for Earth, these invaders are usually either too incompetent, soft-hearted, or just plain lazy to bring their evil plans to completion. In many ways the series is like a light-hearted, optimistic version of Invader Zim; in between the crazy plans to take over the world, Sergeant Keroro and his band of subordinates skive off their duties in favor of building Gundam models, going to the beach, celebrating holidays, and otherwise appreciating everything our planet has to offer.
Hinata Fuyuki has been an enthusiastic follower of all things paranormal since he was a little kid. He only garners average grades in school, but the boy can give a college-level lecture on a topic like trick UFO photos. So naturally, when he found Keroro hiding in his room, his reaction was COSMIC JOY. A real alien he could make friends with! And that's exactly what happened -- Fuyuki and Keroro have become good pals! The boy watches over the sergeant's phenomenal superweapon and can usually talk him down if his plans go too far.
Aside from his occult obsession and his status as a weirdness magnet, Fuyuki is pretty much a normal kid. He's kind and gentle, with an ability to trust and forgive that borders on the absurd, but he's also prone to freaking out if a situation gets out of control. And with the people and aliens he knows, "out of control" is just par for the course.
Oh, yeah. And the narrator always has a cracked-out moral to add to the story, and Keroro was once talked out of a nasty plan when he realized the anime would broadcast his involvement in it... Be warned: our fourth wall is flimsy.
Sample Post:
This could very well be the greatest discovery in the history of occult studies! I knew all my hard work was worth it! This is going to change the face of science -- even society as we know it! And my big sister doubted me!
I mean, sure, one legend isn't proof enough on its own. But legends in several different societies that clearly describe the same world...! The Aztecs spoke of Tezcatlipoca, god of discord and conflict, looking down from the ceiling of a barrier in his jaguar form. The Mayans described the feathered serpent Kukulcan's first appearance on the material plane. And in the course of my research through dozens of civilizations, I've found over nine thousand separate mentions of this wandering encampment!
And Nostradamus -- oh, you better believe he knew the score! Just listen to this often-ignored quatrain from his Prophecies:When the grinning Moon hangs low in the sky,
the swamp will be enclosed within her grasp.
She will reach out into homes and into coffins
and all their base will belong to her.
The quatrain after that says something about an octopus of the underworld, but I think that's a different topic altogether.
Anyway, despite all this evidence, anyone you ask will tell you that it's only a myth! I knew better, though. And all that research has finally paid off! I'm here at last, at the fabled... the legendary... Camp F You Die! Er, Mom doesn't want me to use words like that. And neither do the publishers.
It's incredible! Everything I'd hoped for and more! I've already been able to fill three pages in this Cryptozoology Spotter's Guide they gave me! Everything from jackalopes to skunk apes... And could that possibly be -- yes! It's a real live zombie! Okay, not live, but... Let's see what the guide says!
"North American Swamp Zombie (homo exanimis palus). Range from minor to extreme danger levels, depending on level of decay and number of body parts remaining. They seek out intelligence and literacy in their meals, so whatever you do, never read aloud in front of one." U-Uh-oh. Aaah, it's coming this way! Okay, I gotta calm down and think! W-What would the Sergeant do in a situation like this?
I've got it! He'd probably run screaming. ... HEEEEELP!!
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Character: Shahrazad al-Rahman
Series: Trinity Blood (manga)
Character Age: Physically appears to be a "young girl" about 16-20 years old; actual age is unknown, but may be closer to 100-200 years old.
Canon: Roughly 900 years after an apocalyptic war destroyed most of the world, an uneasy peace has been established between Methuselah (vampires) and the Terrans (humans) who fear and hate them. A powerful organization called the Rosencreuz Orden is trying to reignite the conflict for their own gain, and Shahrazad al-Rahman, a countess of the Methuselah's New Human Empire, is unlucky enough to get caught in the middle.
Unlike most of the Methuselah, Shahrazad doesn't hate Terrans or view them as inherently inferior; instead, she treats them as equals. Although she carries herself with the grace and poise characteristic of a noble, Shahrazad is also extremely kind, caring and cheerful. When her Terran servants are taken hostage in canon, she's told to kill an innocent for their lives. Despite regarding her servants as her "beloved family," she can't bring herself to kill. That kindness even extends to strangers, as she's also quick to protect anyone in danger, especially children, and she won't hesitate to kick some ass to do it. But most of the time, she just comes across a compassionate young woman who cares deeply for others.
Sample Post:
My, this is certainly a very strange place. At first, I thought it must be one of the mirages weary desert travelers tell stories about--even if most of them involve large pools of sparkling clean water instead of one that glows green, and the animals are usually pink rather than purple. However, after looking around for a while, I'm not so sure. The idea of a mirage, after all, is that it doesn't exist. Thus, it shouldn't be able to touch back, as the plants and animals here seem to be so fond of doing. I appreciate their friendliness, but I feel there are personal boundaries that should be respected. Therefore, I'd like to ask that they express their affection in ways that do not involve unnecessary touching.
Speaking of touching, I came across a group of your children in the forest earlier. They're quite lively for being dead, aren't they? But I believe it would be best if you taught them to be more careful in their play. I stepped in for a brief moment after a collision left one of their teams a person short. Well, I suppose it was really only part of a person short, but he couldn't have kept playing either way. He tried, but the way he was trying to hop around without any legs looked so painful that I just couldn't let him suffer any longer. The game itself was unfamiliar to me, but it was entertainingly innovative! One of the more creative children even took advantage of the situation when his head fell off, although I'm not sure the receiver of the..."headbutt" felt that way. I hope he won't have too much trouble walking.
--I'm sorry, I'm rambling, aren't I? I apologize for taking up your time with such talk, sir. You've been very kind to me, to listen so diligently that your ears have fallen off--here, let me pick them up for you. There we go, just as good as...perhaps "new" isn't the right word, but "before a young beetle performed its business upon it" seemed a bit impolite to say. Also, how many times do I have to tell you that there's no need for you to look away while we talk? You and I are the same deep down, you know, even if you can only express your feelings with grunts and not words. So please, keep your eyes up here.
...that's closer, but ah, my eyes are not in my chest, so you can put yours back in your head as well.
Poll Vote!
Applicant #1
Character: Trucy Wright
Series: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Character Age: 15
Canon: Trucy is the teenage adopted daughter of one Phoenix Wright. She's also a professional magician; in fact, she's been performing for money since she was eight. She was taken in by Phoenix after some court shenanigans, and settled easily into her self-given role as his "sugar daddy", converting his law office into the "Wright Talent Agency" and helping out with money brought in from her shows. Currently, she spends her time alternatively helping Apollo (who she has affectionately nicknamed 'Polly') in his defense cases, and making his life more difficult interesting.
She's a quirky, cheerful girl who finds delight in everything from plates of plastic spaghetti to surprising people with her favorite trick -- Mr. Hat, a puppet that manages to spring from under her cloak. For all her obsession with magic, Trucy is surprisingly good at holding things together when things get shaky. She's perfectly capable of dreaming up a wild theory in one moment and figuring out how to pay the rent in the next. Never one to dwell on misfortune, she's an eternal optimist and can be relied on to find the good side of any situation.
Sample Post:
Hello, excuse me! Can you tell me where the stage is? I'm supposed to be performing tonight, and the thing is, I can't find where I'm supposed to go. I have to get there early to prepare things, you know. I would hate to have anything go wrong on my first time at a new venue! Especially one way out in the woods like this... it must be really great if people are willing to come all this way and act out such an elaborate setting! "A group of people are trapped by an invisible barrier while the Director makes them experience magic"! I can see why people are so interested. The illusion of being trapped is really a thrilling one! Oh, and you're here for the show too, right, ma'am?
...W-what do you mean you're not a... that's the most amazing disguise! Are you sure that you're a guy? I mean, of course you're sure. It just works so well, and the lace really flatters you. I mean it! There's no need to act so modest, those outfits take a lot of effort to put on! Unless you're a quick change artist, of course.
Eh? It's called a 'gender-switch'? Oh! Uncle Valant knows that trick, too, so it's definitely something I can learn! But he was trying to look like someone else, not himself, and she wore a lot of clothes and stuff... I'm trying to perfect my own male disguise, but it isn't finished yet! Daddy says the way I walk gives me away. I tricked Polly, though! Still, all that really means is I'm not there yet. I wonder how I can get an Adam's apple? I hope I won't have to try sticking anything down my throat. My throat's not very big, but then again, neither is my hat, and it works plenty well for sticking things in. I wouldn't put an apple in there, though. If one of the rabbits tried to eat it I'd never get the juice out! It's silk, after all. Will I have to use make-up? I hope not -- Daddy says I'm not allowed to wear make-up yet. As an expert, I bet you have some ideas!
...No? Oh! I understand! A magician never reveals her secrets! Of course. --His, I'm sorry! It's just really that convincing. It's a compliment, you should be proud! I don't really see why you try so hard at this if you're just going to be embarrassed. A magician needs confidence! In fact, I'm going to make it a goal of mine. I mean, it already was, but after seeing you do it so well, I'm going to try even harder now!
Speaking of goals, I'm really interested in that barrier trick this place is famous for -- the invisible one no one can get through? I have to see it! Or not see it, you know what I mean. That barrier must be the ultimate trick for an escape artist! I know it is! ...How? I'm a professional, I can tell these things. You can get in but you can't get out? That's the basis for many classic tricks, and an innovative magician must be willing to improve on the classics! I've only tried it with panties so far, but this Director must be really talented to manage something of that scale! That's going to be my biggest goal here! Well, after I finish turning into a boy, of course. Daddy and Polly are going to be so surprised!
Applicant #2
Character: Trucy Wright
Series: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (the 4th AA game)
Character Age: 15
Canon: (Basic spoilers for Apollo Justice)
Now that Phoenix Wright quit law and is living the life of a hobo,
there's a new defense attorney in town and his name is Apollo Justice!
Still, after 3 successful games and a reputation for successfully
questioning a parrot, Apollo has a lot to catch up but you could say
that he's already on the 'Wright' track to a successful career as an
Ace Attorney protagonist by taking on hopeless murder cases and
getting topped by little girls. Apollo is hopelessly topped by one
girl in particular: Trucy Wright, Phoenix Wright's daughter.
Trucy is a stage Magician with a capital M. With Trucy, it seems like
she's always on stage. She's cheerful, takes initiative and always
willing show off a magic trick, even if you don't ask. Trucy will say
whatever is on her mind with a smile on her face whether they happen
to be: not really complimenting compliments, quotes that are semi-true
but sound kind of wrong, or the word 'panties'. Once she has an idea
about something, like giving someone a cute nickname they don't want,
it's hard to convince her otherwise. In other words, she has a case of
'Ace Attorney Sidekick Doesn't Listen to Defense Attorney-ittus'.
However, she's not a thorn on Apollo's side, she's encouraging in her
own way, surprisingly perceptive and intelligent. Apollo just wishes
she would stop being so friendly with the mafia.
Keeping with Ace Attorney tradition, keywords are highlighted in orange.
Sample Post:
Wow, what a lively crowd! Is it customary for the audience to ask for
marriage this early into the performance? I haven't even gotten around
to showing my panties yet! My Magic Panties trick is really popular at
the Wonder Bar. It's usually the reason they come in the first place.
Why, if I had a dollar every time someone asked me to show my panties,
Daddy and I would be rich by now.
Oh, where are my manners? I should introduce myself. Like people say,
"you should introduce yourself before you ask people do that you
want." I'm Trucy Wright, magician extraordinaire, and I'm here to give
you a magical, unforgettable evening!
It's really nice of this place to supply me with props. I see this
place sure knows magic tricks, I couldn't ask for any more handcuffs
and ropes. Don't worry, I'm not going to pull a Houdini just yet. You
booked me here for the entire evening, so I'm going to make it worth
your money. Alright folks, you're in for a real treat. I'm going to
perform a classic but never before seen Trucy Wright trick, the 'Zig
Zag'! The reason I've never done it on stage is because daddy never
lets me try to cut him up for practice. Now, are there any brave
volunteers who would like to step into this box? This trick's pretty
easy. Step 1: you step into the box. Step 2: I cut three holes in the
box. Step Three: then I open the box, and that's is how you do it. Of
course there's more to the trick than that, but a magician never
reveals her secrets. Come on, there's no need to be shy, after all,
I'm here because of you all, even those of you in the ceiling.
Wow, this gives new meaning to 'nose bleed section'.
There's more to being audience than just watching the show! You've got
to apply yourself!
Well, if that's how it's going to be, I'm just going to have to pick
someone. I'm going to choose... you! You're perfect. In fact, you
already look like someone's stuck a knife in you several times. Okay
everyone, let's give our guest, Mr. Zombie a hand!
Hm, Mr. Zombie, you have a pretty unique name. Maybe you're a cousin
twice removed from rock star, Rob Zombie.
If that's true, it would mean performing is in your blood, Bobby! Have
you ever considered a career in professional audiencing? You could be
my assistant. Together, we can make a real heart pounding performance
and your heart doesn't even have to beat! Brains? Oh, you don't really
have to worry about that. It's like they say, "you don't need brains
to make it in show business!" But you're still going to need your
head, so keep it on. And I haven't even started sawing yet!
What a pro.
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Character: Alice
Series: Pandora Hearts
Character Age: Looks about 15.
Canon: Just what do you get someone for their coming-of-age ceremony? A very literal "go to hell," in the case of one Oz Vesalius. Thrown for unknown reasons into the Abyss, a mysterious otherworldly prison reserved for only the baddest of the bad, he's tricked into making a contract with a slightly unhinged bunnygirl named Alice and manages to escape with her-ten years into the future. Now, allied with agents of the organization Pandora, they travel together to find Alice's scattered memories and seek the truth behind the events of the past.
Pity the fool who underestimates Alice, also known as Bea Rabbit. Cute as she may look, her true form is that of an enormous black rabbit that can and will annihilate you. And she's not about to let anyone forget it. She deigns to travel with these humans for the sake of finding her memories and refuses to acknowledge any other reason. Strong-willed, selfish, and more than a little ferocious, she commands respect from all around her and is given to vituperations accentuated with a boot to the head if she doesn't get it. She's blunt, she's in your face, and she's topping you. The only thing more terrifying than her abuse is her appetite: meat, flowers, live rats, she's not picky! But despite it all, she still has her moments of epic but adorable fail and often shows a more human side. Just don't suggest that to her if you value your physical well-being.
Sample Post:
To think that I should have to deal with incompetence like this. . . tch! Don't you realize who I am, trash? I've seen it fit to grace you with my presence, and I expect no less than a proper welcome. But for all that you moan about your brains, I haven't seen any sign of them yet. Saying that I could be a week late? Ignorant fools! Whenever I arrive is exactly when I intend to arrive, and you'd do well to remember it. Show me that your manners aren't as repulsive as your faces, or I'll show you the true wrath of Bea Rabbit!
-Hooooh? This is interesting. To say that I could be the wrong rabbit. . . you really are brave ones, aren't you? But I can't forgive you for this either. I wonder, how shall I punish you for such insolence. . . -The Easter Rabbit? Is that who you mistook me for? Hah! As if I would be associated with such a pathetic wretch! He may have may have made a contract with that godless man Nestlé, but the idiot's still as disgustingly sweet as ever. To settle for threatening you scum with his appearance only once a year. . . he's gone soft, putting all his eggs in one basket like that! And working for jellybeans when there's calamari to be had! But I'm not the same as that coward, oh no. Where he's failed before, I alone will claim the real prize. And you will all naturally assist me. You have no choice. ♥
Hehehe! Listen closely, filth-try to keep on what toes you have left if you value your existence. I've decided how you can apologize for your impudence: a full seafood dinner, with only the choicest meat. And there's only one place to find it. That's why we're going to capture that creature you call Marcy, and we're going to capture her tonight. Question me, and I'll deal out a fitting punishment. Fail, and you can't even imagine what I'll do to you. No excuses! And make no mistake, the prize belongs to me and me alone. I won't let anyone else lay their fingers on it, or any other limbs they have left. You see, your reward for following my orders is keeping your miserable lives for another day. With your bowels fully intact, even. Generous, isn't it? I thought so too.
Come now, peons, together! You already have all the tools you'll ever need! Brainless as you are, some of you must know how to pick up chicks, isn't that right? After that, it's a simple matter to throw them into the lake-they're perfect bait! The same goes for all your lost lambs, be they broiled or well-done. A vile creature like her could never resist! Whatever remains can be used as appetizers. Once she's crawled up to the plate, use those revoltingly bright eggs as they were meant to be used: as weapons. Why merely make her tread on eggshells when you can use them to weaken her defenses? And of course, I'll deal the final blow. She may be a hard egg to crack, but she'll crumble against my power!
Well, trash? I want it my way, and I want it now. I suggest that you hop to it.
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Character: Sharon Lainsworth
Character Age: Appears ~13/14
Series: Pandora Hearts
CANON: Pandora Hearts is about how Oz Vesalius totally didn't get a pony for his fifteenth birthday: instead, he gets stabbed by his best friend and tossed into the "Abyss," a dark and terrible place full of things that go bump in the night. He forms a pact with a denizen of the Abyss -- a bunny-girl named Alice -- to help her find her lost memories in exchange for his freedom, and emerges from the Abyss ten years after he was banished. Now he has to deal with shadowy organizations out for his head, the mystery of Alice's lost memories, and the sheer mad wonderland his life's become. He probably should've asked for the pony.
At first glance, Sharon Lainsworth is nothing more than a sweet and demure young noblewoman, without any cares beyond her social obligations and face. In reality, she works for a government organization known as "Pandora," dedicated to researching the Abyss and its inhabitants. She's impeccably polite and well-spoken, kind (almost maternally so), but with a tendency towards hidden aces up her elegant sleeves. Sharon is one of Oz's allies as he adjusts to his new life and acts as Xerxes Break's balance and foil: diplomatic when he's direct and delicate where he's blunt. Very little fazes her -- she's a very "my pace" sort of person, letting things come to her as they will and rolling with the punches.
Sample App:
Oh, my, my, this will never do; a proper party outfit requires a bit more, don't you think? With all these fine minds here -- yes, yes, including the ones on platters -- certainly we can think of something more attractive to catch someone's eye. Flowers, perhaps? I'm terribly fond of lilies, myself; I find they add a certain charm to things! Yes, with a corsage of lilies and some ribbons, why, I'm sure no one will even notice the missing pieces of your jaw or the off-yellow color of your skin. Once you put on your best face -- though oh dear, I've never seen that happen quite so literally before -- you'll certainly be the life of the party.
See, don't you look nice? Now straighten up, that's good. Even if you have only one leg to stand on, you should carry yourself with proper posture. After all, grace will follow if you have confidence in your stance. Of course, proper etiquette is also important! Mind your p's and q's and take care that you don't lose your eyes in the process. Ah, but please do be careful of invitations from the bear that's been lurking around; I'm not entirely sure that his intentions are ... pure. He approached me when I first arrived at this place, and while his manner was initially quite polite, he became rather insistent on my person shortly thereafter. I found I had to persuade him rather firmly of my disinterest. ... How? Mm, well. Do forgive my reticence. A lady must keep a few secrets♥ Still, at the very least I would recommend a chaperone; I would lend you mine, but he seems to have wandered off for the time being. No matter, I'm sure that that Miss Marcy, the bunnies, and I can find ways to entertain ourselves in the meantime. It's very sweet of you to worry for me in turn, but really, you mustn't make such a face. Even if the rigor mortis has worn off, you wouldn't want your expression to get stuck, would you?
There, that's much better. Shall we review dancing one last time? Traditionally speaking, you must let the man lead the waltz; you must stay relaxed while still being attentive to his cues. If he goes 'tsun,' then you must follow up with a 'dere,' and vice-versa. Do be careful that your toes don't fall off, either. That might turn out to be terribly awkward, especially if he's not the sort to step on your feet! His hand must stay at your waist; letting it move any lower would be quite scandalous. I realize that this is a little more ... relaxed than most parties you may be accustomed to, but still! As a member of the House of Cfud, you want to be able to properly represent your family, right? And to do that, you must hold your tongue -- oh, no, not literally, do please put that back -- and present yourself with pride. You'll have the entire gathering at your feet, even the ones you don't kill first.
Well now, my dear, I've done what I can. The very best of luck to you for your debut at the zombie jamboree. Show them how well the stone-dead really can dance ♥
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Character: Hinata Fuyuki
Series: Keroro Gunsou/Sgt. Frog
Age: supposedly still 12, even though there've been two New Year's chapters? I-I dunno, ask my author
Canon: Keroro Gunsou tells the tale of a not-exactly-ordinary Japanese family and their not-exactly-welcome houseguests -- a squad of alien frogs sent to Earth to prepare it for invasion. Luckily for Earth, these invaders are usually either too incompetent, soft-hearted, or just plain lazy to bring their evil plans to completion. In many ways the series is like a light-hearted, optimistic version of Invader Zim; in between the crazy plans to take over the world, Sergeant Keroro and his band of subordinates skive off their duties in favor of building Gundam models, going to the beach, celebrating holidays, and otherwise appreciating everything our planet has to offer.
Hinata Fuyuki has been an enthusiastic follower of all things paranormal since he was a little kid. He only garners average grades in school, but the boy can give a college-level lecture on a topic like trick UFO photos. So naturally, when he found Keroro hiding in his room, his reaction was COSMIC JOY. A real alien he could make friends with! And that's exactly what happened -- Fuyuki and Keroro have become good pals! The boy watches over the sergeant's phenomenal superweapon and can usually talk him down if his plans go too far.
Aside from his occult obsession and his status as a weirdness magnet, Fuyuki is pretty much a normal kid. He's kind and gentle, with an ability to trust and forgive that borders on the absurd, but he's also prone to freaking out if a situation gets out of control. And with the people and aliens he knows, "out of control" is just par for the course.
Oh, yeah. And the narrator always has a cracked-out moral to add to the story, and Keroro was once talked out of a nasty plan when he realized the anime would broadcast his involvement in it... Be warned: our fourth wall is flimsy.
Sample Post:
This could very well be the greatest discovery in the history of occult studies! I knew all my hard work was worth it! This is going to change the face of science -- even society as we know it! And my big sister doubted me!
I mean, sure, one legend isn't proof enough on its own. But legends in several different societies that clearly describe the same world...! The Aztecs spoke of Tezcatlipoca, god of discord and conflict, looking down from the ceiling of a barrier in his jaguar form. The Mayans described the feathered serpent Kukulcan's first appearance on the material plane. And in the course of my research through dozens of civilizations, I've found over nine thousand separate mentions of this wandering encampment!
And Nostradamus -- oh, you better believe he knew the score! Just listen to this often-ignored quatrain from his Prophecies:When the grinning Moon hangs low in the sky,
the swamp will be enclosed within her grasp.
She will reach out into homes and into coffins
and all their base will belong to her.
The quatrain after that says something about an octopus of the underworld, but I think that's a different topic altogether.
Anyway, despite all this evidence, anyone you ask will tell you that it's only a myth! I knew better, though. And all that research has finally paid off! I'm here at last, at the fabled... the legendary... Camp F You Die! Er, Mom doesn't want me to use words like that. And neither do the publishers.
It's incredible! Everything I'd hoped for and more! I've already been able to fill three pages in this Cryptozoology Spotter's Guide they gave me! Everything from jackalopes to skunk apes... And could that possibly be -- yes! It's a real live zombie! Okay, not live, but... Let's see what the guide says!
"North American Swamp Zombie (homo exanimis palus). Range from minor to extreme danger levels, depending on level of decay and number of body parts remaining. They seek out intelligence and literacy in their meals, so whatever you do, never read aloud in front of one." U-Uh-oh. Aaah, it's coming this way! Okay, I gotta calm down and think! W-What would the Sergeant do in a situation like this?
I've got it! He'd probably run screaming. ... HEEEEELP!!
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Character: Shahrazad al-Rahman
Series: Trinity Blood (manga)
Character Age: Physically appears to be a "young girl" about 16-20 years old; actual age is unknown, but may be closer to 100-200 years old.
Canon: Roughly 900 years after an apocalyptic war destroyed most of the world, an uneasy peace has been established between Methuselah (vampires) and the Terrans (humans) who fear and hate them. A powerful organization called the Rosencreuz Orden is trying to reignite the conflict for their own gain, and Shahrazad al-Rahman, a countess of the Methuselah's New Human Empire, is unlucky enough to get caught in the middle.
Unlike most of the Methuselah, Shahrazad doesn't hate Terrans or view them as inherently inferior; instead, she treats them as equals. Although she carries herself with the grace and poise characteristic of a noble, Shahrazad is also extremely kind, caring and cheerful. When her Terran servants are taken hostage in canon, she's told to kill an innocent for their lives. Despite regarding her servants as her "beloved family," she can't bring herself to kill. That kindness even extends to strangers, as she's also quick to protect anyone in danger, especially children, and she won't hesitate to kick some ass to do it. But most of the time, she just comes across a compassionate young woman who cares deeply for others.
Sample Post:
My, this is certainly a very strange place. At first, I thought it must be one of the mirages weary desert travelers tell stories about--even if most of them involve large pools of sparkling clean water instead of one that glows green, and the animals are usually pink rather than purple. However, after looking around for a while, I'm not so sure. The idea of a mirage, after all, is that it doesn't exist. Thus, it shouldn't be able to touch back, as the plants and animals here seem to be so fond of doing. I appreciate their friendliness, but I feel there are personal boundaries that should be respected. Therefore, I'd like to ask that they express their affection in ways that do not involve unnecessary touching.
Speaking of touching, I came across a group of your children in the forest earlier. They're quite lively for being dead, aren't they? But I believe it would be best if you taught them to be more careful in their play. I stepped in for a brief moment after a collision left one of their teams a person short. Well, I suppose it was really only part of a person short, but he couldn't have kept playing either way. He tried, but the way he was trying to hop around without any legs looked so painful that I just couldn't let him suffer any longer. The game itself was unfamiliar to me, but it was entertainingly innovative! One of the more creative children even took advantage of the situation when his head fell off, although I'm not sure the receiver of the..."headbutt" felt that way. I hope he won't have too much trouble walking.
--I'm sorry, I'm rambling, aren't I? I apologize for taking up your time with such talk, sir. You've been very kind to me, to listen so diligently that your ears have fallen off--here, let me pick them up for you. There we go, just as good as...perhaps "new" isn't the right word, but "before a young beetle performed its business upon it" seemed a bit impolite to say. Also, how many times do I have to tell you that there's no need for you to look away while we talk? You and I are the same deep down, you know, even if you can only express your feelings with grunts and not words. So please, keep your eyes up here.
...that's closer, but ah, my eyes are not in my chest, so you can put yours back in your head as well.
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Applicant #1
Character: Trucy Wright
Series: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Character Age: 15
Canon: Trucy is the teenage adopted daughter of one Phoenix Wright. She's also a professional magician; in fact, she's been performing for money since she was eight. She was taken in by Phoenix after some court shenanigans, and settled easily into her self-given role as his "sugar daddy", converting his law office into the "Wright Talent Agency" and helping out with money brought in from her shows. Currently, she spends her time alternatively helping Apollo (who she has affectionately nicknamed 'Polly') in his defense cases, and making his life more difficult interesting.
She's a quirky, cheerful girl who finds delight in everything from plates of plastic spaghetti to surprising people with her favorite trick -- Mr. Hat, a puppet that manages to spring from under her cloak. For all her obsession with magic, Trucy is surprisingly good at holding things together when things get shaky. She's perfectly capable of dreaming up a wild theory in one moment and figuring out how to pay the rent in the next. Never one to dwell on misfortune, she's an eternal optimist and can be relied on to find the good side of any situation.
Sample Post:
Hello, excuse me! Can you tell me where the stage is? I'm supposed to be performing tonight, and the thing is, I can't find where I'm supposed to go. I have to get there early to prepare things, you know. I would hate to have anything go wrong on my first time at a new venue! Especially one way out in the woods like this... it must be really great if people are willing to come all this way and act out such an elaborate setting! "A group of people are trapped by an invisible barrier while the Director makes them experience magic"! I can see why people are so interested. The illusion of being trapped is really a thrilling one! Oh, and you're here for the show too, right, ma'am?
...W-what do you mean you're not a... that's the most amazing disguise! Are you sure that you're a guy? I mean, of course you're sure. It just works so well, and the lace really flatters you. I mean it! There's no need to act so modest, those outfits take a lot of effort to put on! Unless you're a quick change artist, of course.
Eh? It's called a 'gender-switch'? Oh! Uncle Valant knows that trick, too, so it's definitely something I can learn! But he was trying to look like someone else, not himself, and she wore a lot of clothes and stuff... I'm trying to perfect my own male disguise, but it isn't finished yet! Daddy says the way I walk gives me away. I tricked Polly, though! Still, all that really means is I'm not there yet. I wonder how I can get an Adam's apple? I hope I won't have to try sticking anything down my throat. My throat's not very big, but then again, neither is my hat, and it works plenty well for sticking things in. I wouldn't put an apple in there, though. If one of the rabbits tried to eat it I'd never get the juice out! It's silk, after all. Will I have to use make-up? I hope not -- Daddy says I'm not allowed to wear make-up yet. As an expert, I bet you have some ideas!
...No? Oh! I understand! A magician never reveals her secrets! Of course. --His, I'm sorry! It's just really that convincing. It's a compliment, you should be proud! I don't really see why you try so hard at this if you're just going to be embarrassed. A magician needs confidence! In fact, I'm going to make it a goal of mine. I mean, it already was, but after seeing you do it so well, I'm going to try even harder now!
Speaking of goals, I'm really interested in that barrier trick this place is famous for -- the invisible one no one can get through? I have to see it! Or not see it, you know what I mean. That barrier must be the ultimate trick for an escape artist! I know it is! ...How? I'm a professional, I can tell these things. You can get in but you can't get out? That's the basis for many classic tricks, and an innovative magician must be willing to improve on the classics! I've only tried it with panties so far, but this Director must be really talented to manage something of that scale! That's going to be my biggest goal here! Well, after I finish turning into a boy, of course. Daddy and Polly are going to be so surprised!
Applicant #2
Character: Trucy Wright
Series: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (the 4th AA game)
Character Age: 15
Canon: (Basic spoilers for Apollo Justice)
Now that Phoenix Wright quit law and is living the life of a hobo,
there's a new defense attorney in town and his name is Apollo Justice!
Still, after 3 successful games and a reputation for successfully
questioning a parrot, Apollo has a lot to catch up but you could say
that he's already on the 'Wright' track to a successful career as an
Ace Attorney protagonist by taking on hopeless murder cases and
getting topped by little girls. Apollo is hopelessly topped by one
girl in particular: Trucy Wright, Phoenix Wright's daughter.
Trucy is a stage Magician with a capital M. With Trucy, it seems like
she's always on stage. She's cheerful, takes initiative and always
willing show off a magic trick, even if you don't ask. Trucy will say
whatever is on her mind with a smile on her face whether they happen
to be: not really complimenting compliments, quotes that are semi-true
but sound kind of wrong, or the word 'panties'. Once she has an idea
about something, like giving someone a cute nickname they don't want,
it's hard to convince her otherwise. In other words, she has a case of
'Ace Attorney Sidekick Doesn't Listen to Defense Attorney-ittus'.
However, she's not a thorn on Apollo's side, she's encouraging in her
own way, surprisingly perceptive and intelligent. Apollo just wishes
she would stop being so friendly with the mafia.
Keeping with Ace Attorney tradition, keywords are highlighted in orange.
Sample Post:
Wow, what a lively crowd! Is it customary for the audience to ask for
marriage this early into the performance? I haven't even gotten around
to showing my panties yet! My Magic Panties trick is really popular at
the Wonder Bar. It's usually the reason they come in the first place.
Why, if I had a dollar every time someone asked me to show my panties,
Daddy and I would be rich by now.
Oh, where are my manners? I should introduce myself. Like people say,
"you should introduce yourself before you ask people do that you
want." I'm Trucy Wright, magician extraordinaire, and I'm here to give
you a magical, unforgettable evening!
It's really nice of this place to supply me with props. I see this
place sure knows magic tricks, I couldn't ask for any more handcuffs
and ropes. Don't worry, I'm not going to pull a Houdini just yet. You
booked me here for the entire evening, so I'm going to make it worth
your money. Alright folks, you're in for a real treat. I'm going to
perform a classic but never before seen Trucy Wright trick, the 'Zig
Zag'! The reason I've never done it on stage is because daddy never
lets me try to cut him up for practice. Now, are there any brave
volunteers who would like to step into this box? This trick's pretty
easy. Step 1: you step into the box. Step 2: I cut three holes in the
box. Step Three: then I open the box, and that's is how you do it. Of
course there's more to the trick than that, but a magician never
reveals her secrets. Come on, there's no need to be shy, after all,
I'm here because of you all, even those of you in the ceiling.
Wow, this gives new meaning to 'nose bleed section'.
There's more to being audience than just watching the show! You've got
to apply yourself!
Well, if that's how it's going to be, I'm just going to have to pick
someone. I'm going to choose... you! You're perfect. In fact, you
already look like someone's stuck a knife in you several times. Okay
everyone, let's give our guest, Mr. Zombie a hand!
Hm, Mr. Zombie, you have a pretty unique name. Maybe you're a cousin
twice removed from rock star, Rob Zombie.
If that's true, it would mean performing is in your blood, Bobby! Have
you ever considered a career in professional audiencing? You could be
my assistant. Together, we can make a real heart pounding performance
and your heart doesn't even have to beat! Brains? Oh, you don't really
have to worry about that. It's like they say, "you don't need brains
to make it in show business!" But you're still going to need your
head, so keep it on. And I haven't even started sawing yet!
What a pro.
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