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Character: Chii
Series: Chii's Sweet Home
Character Age: 2-3 months old
Canon: A grey and white kitten with black stripes
wanders away from her mother and siblings one day while enjoying a
walk outside with her family. Lost in her surroundings, the kitten
struggles to find her family and instead is found by a young boy,
Youhei, and his mother. They take the kitten home, but pets are not
allowed in their housing complex, they try to find a new home for the
kitten. This proves to be difficult, and the family eventually decides
to keep the kitten, naming her "Chii".
Chii,being a very young kitten is quite curious and has a tendency to
into to trouble sometimes. She thrives on fun and wants people to play
with her, but she will get angry with them if they take her to the vet
or force her to do something she doesn't want.
Sample Post:
I can't believe they put me in this giant cage and
then inside this giant metal thing for a very long time. The family
decided to take a trip to "A-me-ri-ka" and they brought me along too.
No one was able to take care of me and they couldn't leave the
apartment or the landlady would've found me, which is something Mom
and Dad didn't want to happen since pets are not allowed. While in the
car, I sat on Youhei's lap. There were so many interesting things I
wanted to play with outside. I saw kids like Youhei laughing as they
played with each other, buildings that seemed to touch the sky, and
even this huge creatures Dad called "cows". Mom made sure I didn't
leave the car though. Meanie.
Today, after a very long drive in the car, Dad stopped at this wide
grassy field so we could eat lunch. When I was done drinking some
milk, I took a nap under the warmth of the sun. What a perfect day, I
thought. I woke up from the nap and I saw something white flutter past
me. It was a new prey! I jumpped after it, trying to catch it with my
paws, but it kept running away.
I don't remember how long I chased my prey and I didn't notice that
the scenery changed from the grassy field to a large wet place. The
ground was soaking wet, and I hate it. Green slime covered the rocks,
making it very hard for me to get around. It wasn't until I couldn't
catch up to my prey that I realized I don't know how to get back. I
yowled loudly, hoping someone could hear me. AAH! Youhei! Mom! Dad!
HELP ME! I wanna go home now!
I walked a bit further and the grass ahead of me shook. Quickly, I lay
down on my belly and I waited. The grass twitches again and I backed
up a step. Two long hand creep out, but the skin color was all wrong
from my family's. They were dark gray with dull yellow and pink in
color and also gave off a horrible smell. I think I also saw worms of
some sort from their forearms. I looked up and I hissed at the thing's
face. Then I just couldn't make a sound anymore. The face was so
scary! The skin was falling apart and you could even see some of the
bones. It reached out to grab me, letting out a blood-curdling shriek,
but I quickly turned my tail and ran as fast as my paws could take me.
When I finally stopped to catch my breath, I looked around and to
my suprise, I found houses. They weren't like the apartment, but it
will do until I can get back to Youhei and the family. There were some
boxes piled up by a window and so I jumped on them to try get a better
look. I knew it! There were people in there! I meowed as loudly as I
could and batted the window with my paws. I hope they like me and they
can help me.
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Character: Tajima Yuuichirou
Character age: 15
Series: Ookiku Furikabutte
Canon: Yes, it's Ookiku Furikabutte, that gay baseball series about a new high school team in their first year. Through the powers of friendship and hard work, they play and fight their way to the top, always becoming a closer-knit team. While the series might feature their pitcher, their catcher, and their relationship, what baseball series would be complete without a star batter?
Tajima is that star batter and all-around baseball prodigy. Inspiring lots of admiration and a little bit jealousy from his teammates, Tajima is outgoing, craves good challenges, and will try absolutely anything once with boundless enthusiasm. He's like an annoying little brother that won't stop doing stuff just to get your attention. He also has the tendency to blurt out whatever he's thinking, and do whatever his whimsy tells him, without really considering it. This can be a problem when you suddenly remember you forgot to masturbate yesterday and your female manager and coach are within earshot.
Sample Post:
Ooh! Me, me, pick me! I wanna do it, I wanna do the three at-bat challenge! Just look at that green pitcher. He's only got one arm, gross! Hey, but that's cool, being able to pitch with only one arm! He's also only got one eye and one ear and one elbow and one hand and one mouth and one nose-- Oh, hey, Pitcher! You missing one your balls, too? It's right behind your foot... --AHHH!! His leg just fell off! He bent over to pick up his ball and it just fell off!! That's sick! This is awesome, he's like a zombie from a horror movie! Hey, Pitcher! You okay? Can you stand? Whoa, he gave me a thumbs-up sign! ...Ah, no, it's just that he only has one finger now. You're really falling apart, man! It's a good thing people don't have two dicks 'cause then one of yours would've probably fallen off, too! Uwaaah, scary~!
Huh, what do sharks have to do with anything? Oh, you must mean my middle school team, the Arakawa Sea Breams. Yeah, I guess sharks are more vicious, but sea bream is more delicious~ Oh man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it! Whoa, hey, wait, how'd you know about my middle school team? By using the internet? Oh, I don't use it very much... What other kinds of stuff can you find? Lots of wank? Whoa, in communities?! Alright, I'm gonna join a community! Yes, yes, fandom wank! I'm a fan of wanking!
Speaking of which, is it allowed in this camp? Some baseball training camps are pretty strict, so I did it a few times yesterday just to make sure. I wouldn't want my dick to explode! One time, I wasn't allowed to for a whole week, it was really terrible! I almost died! But when I got back home, I got to play lots of catch-up and it was totally awesome because I ha-- WHOA!! Was that a tentacle monster in the lake?! No way, you see them a lot in porn but who knew they were real? Hey, zombie pitcher! Switch with the tentacle monster! I bet it throws real hard and fast, so it hurts the pitcher if he's not careful. Sounds like a nasty deal, but this way is more fun! ♥
--Ah, HEY! Tentacle monster, come back!! What do you mean, "it's only rape if they don't enjoy it?" ...Hey, that line is repeated a lot porn, too! Maybe this is a baseball and porno double feature summer camp! Well, I'm not gonna let myself be distracted. Heh, it doesn't matter if the pitcher's a tentacle monster rapist or some green zombie with no balls, I'd hit it either way!
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Character: Sierra Mikain
Series: Suikoden II
Character Age: over 800, but physically 16
Canon: Suikoden is the game in which you play a nameless hero leading a ragtag army of 108 (if you want the good ending) characters against some common enemy, often with a mystical and powerful True Rune or two involved somehow or another. Suikoden II centers around the young hero leading the allied Jowston army against the Highland army commanded by a mad prince hellbent on burninating the countryside (literally) and his angst with his best friend along the way. Then atop all this our hero must also at one point fight an evil vampire lord.
...Sierra is not that vampire. Although she is the world's oldest vampire and bearer of the Moon Rune, she chooses to live alongside humans and personally fight other, more malicious vampires. Overall, she has a very casual approach to life, doing just as she pleases with little concern to the worries that plague many other true runebearers. Often fickle and short-tempered, she's quick to lash out at any perceived insult, especially if it concerns her age. Even so, she's still genuinely kind and cares for people, even when she enjoys hitting on impressionable young strategists or making a hapless spy her personal packmule.
Sample Post:
Stop leaning like that, you're holding it too much to the side. And now you're rocking it again. You should watch where you step, you're shaking everything around. How much longer will it take to get there, anyway? It better be soon, I can't even sleep with all your rough handling. You really are the worst-- Well, I suppose one can't expect much from some sort of color blind ape, and at the least you do follow orders without making a fuss, so maybe only the second-worst luggage carrier I've had.
Now then, are we nearly there yet? All this traveling is starting to get rather tiresome. Even the scenery is hardly even worth looking at, what isn't exceedingly crude or disgusting. Really, why zombies are so popular as underlings is beyond me, they're in such poor taste, to say the least... Ah, so we've just arrived then? In that case I suppose I'll have a look around at this--
Just what is the meaning of this! I hope you aren't suggesting that this swampy little shack is where someone of my delicate constitution is to be staying. Luggage carrier, take me at once to proper accommodations! --you say you have a name so stop calling you "luggage carrier"? Hmph, I don't care if your name happens to be Ook or Ugh or Schtolteheim Reinbach III, whatever it is just hurry up and do as I tell you!
Good grief, it seems no one knows how to treat a lady these days... And anyway, just what was it you called this place again? Camp F... what a vulgar name! Enduring such loathsome conditions is hardly fitting for an innocent maiden as mys-- what did you just say? Calling me a "batty old hag" is it--!
...hmph, maybe I'll have to find a better luggage carrier after all.
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Character: Komori Tarou
Series: Ghost Hound
Character's Age: 15
Canon: There is a fine line between reality and fantasy, especially when dreams where people leave their bodies enter the mix. The three mains boys of Ghost Hound like to think that they toe the line every day what with their O.B.E.s (Out of Body Experiences) in which they explore the Unseen World--the supposed world of spirits--while in the form of babies. As if it weren't enough that they find themselves falling asleep in class all the time, these boys also work through plenty of past issues while trying to discover the truth of what happened eleven years ago.
Tarou, the lead protagonist in this trio, is the narcoleptic heir of a main-branch family that brews sake who actually starts the whole leaving-the-body gig. His odd condition is a direct result of a kidnapping scenario eleven years ago in which he and his sister were abducted, an event that eventually ended in his sister's death and Tarou's own diagnosis of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) for which he receives counseling.Tarou is a good kid overall and just wants to sort things out, from his obsession with his dead sister to a break between families. He is fairly protective of the people he cares for and tries to avoid conflict for the most part, oftentimes working as the mediator. Sadly, he is also afflicted with the condition known as Obliviousness when it comes to his own feelings and does things like accuse people of being the reincarnation of his sister when he apparently can't stop thinking about them.
Sample Post:
I guess it really started to feel a bit... surreal when my doctor first suggested going away for the summer. It was a sort of treatment that he thought I could try, something about isolation and a barrier that would help keep me in? I never thought that I would see a place like this while I was still in my body, though. I know communing with nature is supposed to be a way to give a person an outlet to their own thoughts and feelings but nature here seems to almost want the opposite. I know that those trees were probably just reaching out to touch someone but maybe they should just keep it to themselves until people are more ready for it--or at least until they give proper warning...
Still, it's really not that bad of a place. At first it was really scary and I didn't know what to do but after a little while, it was even a little bit fun. I guess some people wouldn't find it normal to be comfortable when there are people wandering around with missing limbs. After being around it for a certain amount of time, though, you grow used to the groaning and the moaning and the need for flesh. I think people call that Stockholm Syndrome? It would fit for this situation especially since there seems to be a lot of people doing it while falling apart.
And it's things like this that make it seem like I'm dreaming or having an O.B.E. It could be possible that I fell asleep on the way to the real summer retreat and that I'm seeing things the way I want to see them. See, that underwear tree over there could actually mean that I forgot to pack the right kind of clothes. And that gorilla over there could be a representation of a teacher from school, especially with how he's dragging that kid fighting and screaming into the woods. Looking at it this way, things could make sense a bit, but that still wouldn't explain why the toucans pinching my bottom actually hurts.
... maybe that's a bit too Freudian. It wouldn't be good if I start walking around only to see that everything is what Freud-sensei would say. Then again, it might already be too late since there's a tentacle monster watching and wiggling at me like that, wanting to--to touch where I was pinched. I'm fine, really. You don't have to go that far, even if you are just part of my subconscious.
E-even if you say you're never gonna give me up, you actually can let me down now. Really.
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Character: Tiffany Blum-Deckler
Series: Daria
Age: 16, I think it’s fairly obvious she isn’t over 21. She is, after all, in High School.
Canon: Not a wallflower, rather, an extremely vapid girl. Tiffany is a valley girl through and through, speaking with a soft, yet an incredibly monotonous droning voice. Acting barely interested in any topic not involving herself, Tiffany acts as a Yes Man in conflicts. It’s less that she hates arguments, but more so she’d rather think about herself or stare vacantly into space than get involved. Apart from this, Tiffany boasts being something of a ditz, and is exceedingly vain.
Sample Post:
So--Like, I’m still not sure where I am… My Dad said he was sending me to a camp for buying that car with his card, but this feels so bad… There are like, weirdos everywhere… This is awful…
… Oh well.
The bus ride was okay… I mean, my reflection in the window came up well… I guess I didn’t really have time to see the swamp through it like, at all, though… I had to fix up my hair, and…I didn’t really want to, anyway… Myrtle tints don’t go with brown unless you’re a hippy, or somethi-
…!
Eww… That green guy with the boils, the one just over there, clutching that…that red thing… He’s like, wearing tweed. That’s so wrong…
Gosh…I hope Sandi or someone is reading this. People like that guy make this place so unfashionable. I feel like, like an… Uh… Alone fashionable person here… He’s getting red all over the floor… Doesn’t he know it like, clashes with green? I’d give him some of my pastels if he weren’t like, moaning so loudly…
Unless I find a store and a mirror fast, I don’t think this place will sit well on me at all… The air is like, heavy…I don’t want to get a disease or something. I should definitely find my cabin…
Where’s the bellhop, anyway…?
Poll Vote!
Remember!
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- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- No speculating about the identity of the applicants!
Now VOTE. Clooooosed
Character: Chii
Series: Chii's Sweet Home
Character Age: 2-3 months old
Canon: A grey and white kitten with black stripes
wanders away from her mother and siblings one day while enjoying a
walk outside with her family. Lost in her surroundings, the kitten
struggles to find her family and instead is found by a young boy,
Youhei, and his mother. They take the kitten home, but pets are not
allowed in their housing complex, they try to find a new home for the
kitten. This proves to be difficult, and the family eventually decides
to keep the kitten, naming her "Chii".
Chii,being a very young kitten is quite curious and has a tendency to
into to trouble sometimes. She thrives on fun and wants people to play
with her, but she will get angry with them if they take her to the vet
or force her to do something she doesn't want.
Sample Post:
I can't believe they put me in this giant cage and
then inside this giant metal thing for a very long time. The family
decided to take a trip to "A-me-ri-ka" and they brought me along too.
No one was able to take care of me and they couldn't leave the
apartment or the landlady would've found me, which is something Mom
and Dad didn't want to happen since pets are not allowed. While in the
car, I sat on Youhei's lap. There were so many interesting things I
wanted to play with outside. I saw kids like Youhei laughing as they
played with each other, buildings that seemed to touch the sky, and
even this huge creatures Dad called "cows". Mom made sure I didn't
leave the car though. Meanie.
Today, after a very long drive in the car, Dad stopped at this wide
grassy field so we could eat lunch. When I was done drinking some
milk, I took a nap under the warmth of the sun. What a perfect day, I
thought. I woke up from the nap and I saw something white flutter past
me. It was a new prey! I jumpped after it, trying to catch it with my
paws, but it kept running away.
I don't remember how long I chased my prey and I didn't notice that
the scenery changed from the grassy field to a large wet place. The
ground was soaking wet, and I hate it. Green slime covered the rocks,
making it very hard for me to get around. It wasn't until I couldn't
catch up to my prey that I realized I don't know how to get back. I
yowled loudly, hoping someone could hear me. AAH! Youhei! Mom! Dad!
HELP ME! I wanna go home now!
I walked a bit further and the grass ahead of me shook. Quickly, I lay
down on my belly and I waited. The grass twitches again and I backed
up a step. Two long hand creep out, but the skin color was all wrong
from my family's. They were dark gray with dull yellow and pink in
color and also gave off a horrible smell. I think I also saw worms of
some sort from their forearms. I looked up and I hissed at the thing's
face. Then I just couldn't make a sound anymore. The face was so
scary! The skin was falling apart and you could even see some of the
bones. It reached out to grab me, letting out a blood-curdling shriek,
but I quickly turned my tail and ran as fast as my paws could take me.
When I finally stopped to catch my breath, I looked around and to
my suprise, I found houses. They weren't like the apartment, but it
will do until I can get back to Youhei and the family. There were some
boxes piled up by a window and so I jumped on them to try get a better
look. I knew it! There were people in there! I meowed as loudly as I
could and batted the window with my paws. I hope they like me and they
can help me.
Poll Vote!
Character: Tajima Yuuichirou
Character age: 15
Series: Ookiku Furikabutte
Canon: Yes, it's Ookiku Furikabutte, that gay baseball series about a new high school team in their first year. Through the powers of friendship and hard work, they play and fight their way to the top, always becoming a closer-knit team. While the series might feature their pitcher, their catcher, and their relationship, what baseball series would be complete without a star batter?
Tajima is that star batter and all-around baseball prodigy. Inspiring lots of admiration and a little bit jealousy from his teammates, Tajima is outgoing, craves good challenges, and will try absolutely anything once with boundless enthusiasm. He's like an annoying little brother that won't stop doing stuff just to get your attention. He also has the tendency to blurt out whatever he's thinking, and do whatever his whimsy tells him, without really considering it. This can be a problem when you suddenly remember you forgot to masturbate yesterday and your female manager and coach are within earshot.
Sample Post:
Ooh! Me, me, pick me! I wanna do it, I wanna do the three at-bat challenge! Just look at that green pitcher. He's only got one arm, gross! Hey, but that's cool, being able to pitch with only one arm! He's also only got one eye and one ear and one elbow and one hand and one mouth and one nose-- Oh, hey, Pitcher! You missing one your balls, too? It's right behind your foot... --AHHH!! His leg just fell off! He bent over to pick up his ball and it just fell off!! That's sick! This is awesome, he's like a zombie from a horror movie! Hey, Pitcher! You okay? Can you stand? Whoa, he gave me a thumbs-up sign! ...Ah, no, it's just that he only has one finger now. You're really falling apart, man! It's a good thing people don't have two dicks 'cause then one of yours would've probably fallen off, too! Uwaaah, scary~!
Huh, what do sharks have to do with anything? Oh, you must mean my middle school team, the Arakawa Sea Breams. Yeah, I guess sharks are more vicious, but sea bream is more delicious~ Oh man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it! Whoa, hey, wait, how'd you know about my middle school team? By using the internet? Oh, I don't use it very much... What other kinds of stuff can you find? Lots of wank? Whoa, in communities?! Alright, I'm gonna join a community! Yes, yes, fandom wank! I'm a fan of wanking!
Speaking of which, is it allowed in this camp? Some baseball training camps are pretty strict, so I did it a few times yesterday just to make sure. I wouldn't want my dick to explode! One time, I wasn't allowed to for a whole week, it was really terrible! I almost died! But when I got back home, I got to play lots of catch-up and it was totally awesome because I ha-- WHOA!! Was that a tentacle monster in the lake?! No way, you see them a lot in porn but who knew they were real? Hey, zombie pitcher! Switch with the tentacle monster! I bet it throws real hard and fast, so it hurts the pitcher if he's not careful. Sounds like a nasty deal, but this way is more fun! ♥
--Ah, HEY! Tentacle monster, come back!! What do you mean, "it's only rape if they don't enjoy it?" ...Hey, that line is repeated a lot porn, too! Maybe this is a baseball and porno double feature summer camp! Well, I'm not gonna let myself be distracted. Heh, it doesn't matter if the pitcher's a tentacle monster rapist or some green zombie with no balls, I'd hit it either way!
Poll Vote!
Character: Sierra Mikain
Series: Suikoden II
Character Age: over 800, but physically 16
Canon: Suikoden is the game in which you play a nameless hero leading a ragtag army of 108 (if you want the good ending) characters against some common enemy, often with a mystical and powerful True Rune or two involved somehow or another. Suikoden II centers around the young hero leading the allied Jowston army against the Highland army commanded by a mad prince hellbent on burninating the countryside (literally) and his angst with his best friend along the way. Then atop all this our hero must also at one point fight an evil vampire lord.
...Sierra is not that vampire. Although she is the world's oldest vampire and bearer of the Moon Rune, she chooses to live alongside humans and personally fight other, more malicious vampires. Overall, she has a very casual approach to life, doing just as she pleases with little concern to the worries that plague many other true runebearers. Often fickle and short-tempered, she's quick to lash out at any perceived insult, especially if it concerns her age. Even so, she's still genuinely kind and cares for people, even when she enjoys hitting on impressionable young strategists or making a hapless spy her personal packmule.
Sample Post:
Stop leaning like that, you're holding it too much to the side. And now you're rocking it again. You should watch where you step, you're shaking everything around. How much longer will it take to get there, anyway? It better be soon, I can't even sleep with all your rough handling. You really are the worst-- Well, I suppose one can't expect much from some sort of color blind ape, and at the least you do follow orders without making a fuss, so maybe only the second-worst luggage carrier I've had.
Now then, are we nearly there yet? All this traveling is starting to get rather tiresome. Even the scenery is hardly even worth looking at, what isn't exceedingly crude or disgusting. Really, why zombies are so popular as underlings is beyond me, they're in such poor taste, to say the least... Ah, so we've just arrived then? In that case I suppose I'll have a look around at this--
Just what is the meaning of this! I hope you aren't suggesting that this swampy little shack is where someone of my delicate constitution is to be staying. Luggage carrier, take me at once to proper accommodations! --you say you have a name so stop calling you "luggage carrier"? Hmph, I don't care if your name happens to be Ook or Ugh or Schtolteheim Reinbach III, whatever it is just hurry up and do as I tell you!
Good grief, it seems no one knows how to treat a lady these days... And anyway, just what was it you called this place again? Camp F... what a vulgar name! Enduring such loathsome conditions is hardly fitting for an innocent maiden as mys-- what did you just say? Calling me a "batty old hag" is it--!
...hmph, maybe I'll have to find a better luggage carrier after all.
Poll Vote!
Character: Komori Tarou
Series: Ghost Hound
Character's Age: 15
Canon: There is a fine line between reality and fantasy, especially when dreams where people leave their bodies enter the mix. The three mains boys of Ghost Hound like to think that they toe the line every day what with their O.B.E.s (Out of Body Experiences) in which they explore the Unseen World--the supposed world of spirits--while in the form of babies. As if it weren't enough that they find themselves falling asleep in class all the time, these boys also work through plenty of past issues while trying to discover the truth of what happened eleven years ago.
Tarou, the lead protagonist in this trio, is the narcoleptic heir of a main-branch family that brews sake who actually starts the whole leaving-the-body gig. His odd condition is a direct result of a kidnapping scenario eleven years ago in which he and his sister were abducted, an event that eventually ended in his sister's death and Tarou's own diagnosis of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) for which he receives counseling.Tarou is a good kid overall and just wants to sort things out, from his obsession with his dead sister to a break between families. He is fairly protective of the people he cares for and tries to avoid conflict for the most part, oftentimes working as the mediator. Sadly, he is also afflicted with the condition known as Obliviousness when it comes to his own feelings and does things like accuse people of being the reincarnation of his sister when he apparently can't stop thinking about them.
Sample Post:
I guess it really started to feel a bit... surreal when my doctor first suggested going away for the summer. It was a sort of treatment that he thought I could try, something about isolation and a barrier that would help keep me in? I never thought that I would see a place like this while I was still in my body, though. I know communing with nature is supposed to be a way to give a person an outlet to their own thoughts and feelings but nature here seems to almost want the opposite. I know that those trees were probably just reaching out to touch someone but maybe they should just keep it to themselves until people are more ready for it--or at least until they give proper warning...
Still, it's really not that bad of a place. At first it was really scary and I didn't know what to do but after a little while, it was even a little bit fun. I guess some people wouldn't find it normal to be comfortable when there are people wandering around with missing limbs. After being around it for a certain amount of time, though, you grow used to the groaning and the moaning and the need for flesh. I think people call that Stockholm Syndrome? It would fit for this situation especially since there seems to be a lot of people doing it while falling apart.
And it's things like this that make it seem like I'm dreaming or having an O.B.E. It could be possible that I fell asleep on the way to the real summer retreat and that I'm seeing things the way I want to see them. See, that underwear tree over there could actually mean that I forgot to pack the right kind of clothes. And that gorilla over there could be a representation of a teacher from school, especially with how he's dragging that kid fighting and screaming into the woods. Looking at it this way, things could make sense a bit, but that still wouldn't explain why the toucans pinching my bottom actually hurts.
... maybe that's a bit too Freudian. It wouldn't be good if I start walking around only to see that everything is what Freud-sensei would say. Then again, it might already be too late since there's a tentacle monster watching and wiggling at me like that, wanting to--to touch where I was pinched. I'm fine, really. You don't have to go that far, even if you are just part of my subconscious.
E-even if you say you're never gonna give me up, you actually can let me down now. Really.
Poll Vote!
Character: Tiffany Blum-Deckler
Series: Daria
Age: 16, I think it’s fairly obvious she isn’t over 21. She is, after all, in High School.
Canon: Not a wallflower, rather, an extremely vapid girl. Tiffany is a valley girl through and through, speaking with a soft, yet an incredibly monotonous droning voice. Acting barely interested in any topic not involving herself, Tiffany acts as a Yes Man in conflicts. It’s less that she hates arguments, but more so she’d rather think about herself or stare vacantly into space than get involved. Apart from this, Tiffany boasts being something of a ditz, and is exceedingly vain.
Sample Post:
So--Like, I’m still not sure where I am… My Dad said he was sending me to a camp for buying that car with his card, but this feels so bad… There are like, weirdos everywhere… This is awful…
… Oh well.
The bus ride was okay… I mean, my reflection in the window came up well… I guess I didn’t really have time to see the swamp through it like, at all, though… I had to fix up my hair, and…I didn’t really want to, anyway… Myrtle tints don’t go with brown unless you’re a hippy, or somethi-
…!
Eww… That green guy with the boils, the one just over there, clutching that…that red thing… He’s like, wearing tweed. That’s so wrong…
Gosh…I hope Sandi or someone is reading this. People like that guy make this place so unfashionable. I feel like, like an… Uh… Alone fashionable person here… He’s getting red all over the floor… Doesn’t he know it like, clashes with green? I’d give him some of my pastels if he weren’t like, moaning so loudly…
Unless I find a store and a mirror fast, I don’t think this place will sit well on me at all… The air is like, heavy…I don’t want to get a disease or something. I should definitely find my cabin…
Where’s the bellhop, anyway…?
Poll Vote!