Comments | campydraper: This isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules. Am I wrong?

campydraper

This isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules. Am I wrong?

Sep 28, 2005 01:17

Oh man, am I scared to death or what? The load I'm taking might be too much. OR I could also be letting the syllabus scare me more than it should. I'm taking 3d design and I think it's going to suck... only because I had 3d. The teacher seems cool though, he's Canadian. I like foreign teachers, I like to learn about their wacky countries. Here's ( Read more... )

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More Info On Canada anonymous September 28 2005, 15:59:04 UTC

A guy here at school is a Cannuck. Here is some lingo to get you 'in' with your professor: If his car dies, don't offer him a 'jump start', offer him a 'boost'. When writing the date on the top of the paper, feel free to switch the month and day around. Today, Zayne's birthday, would be: 28/9/05 OR the usual 9/28/05. Also, you can call someone stupid a 'hoser', as in, "Hey hoser - Piss off."

Hope this helps - i bet you'll get an 'A' for sure!

-dave

uraniun235 September 28 2005, 16:52:52 UTC

Speaking of Shannon, I basically want to drop out of school and run away with her. Goto Africa or something. Any suggestions?

Bury your feelings deep, until they sit in a very dark corner of your heart where they will fester, eating away at your soul until one day your heart breaks and you find yourself gnawing at the last bone of yet another chicken meal at KFC while the manager is saying things like "ran out of chicken two hours ago", "forty minutes past closing" and "criminal trespass", but you don't know what he's talking about because he's not doing anything to make your chicken situation any better and there's nothing he can do about the fact that you're wishing now that you'd gone to Izzy's where it's all-you-can-eat.

I haven't done it myself but it sounds like a lot of fun!

Alternatively, challenge her boyfriend to a duel. Because that's what people used to recommend I do.

campydraper September 28 2005, 18:00:22 UTC

Pistols at dawn.

anonymous September 28 2005, 19:05:04 UTC

Also, though you may be tempted to, don't add "eh" after everything. Many Canadians find this offensive. There is a delicate balance, eh, and you can just, eh, fuck with it.

I hear the Ivory Coast is lovely this time of year. Just watch out for nasty insurrections.

-xzayne

Yes! neysayer September 28 2005, 22:53:26 UTC

I second that! Well put, Sir. Well put.