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YO MAMMA'S SO FAT - HER STRETCH MARKS LOOK LIKE ABSTRACT ART.

YOUR FACE IS SO OILY - WE ALMOST HAD A WAR OVER IT.

I seriously love yo mamma.

Only friends that drive + prom = everyone is too hung over to go to harry and the potters.

Harry and the Potters this Saturday? For free? Toms River Library?

Yup. I'm totally there.

Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play (assuming they have lyrics).
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.

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