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[canadasuperhero]

So first I dreamed about Peter Pan. Specifically I dreamed about bandom Peter Pan which I know has been done before but no one claimed my brain was original.

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[squall90ca]

As amazing and awesome as that dream is, I'm disappointed at the lack of boyhole warnings, Ray.

[megyal]

Aaahah first of all this is probably the craziest thing I've ever read, and then you mention MATT MIXON in NEVERLAND.

Dude, where's the fucking boyhole?!

I was told that all my posts have to have boyhole warnings even if there isn't boyhole mentioned!

[canadasuperhero]

FUCK CITY IS FULL OF LOST BOYS OKAY, MATT MIXON IS THE NEW PETER PAN AND ANDY TOOK OVER FOR TINK YEARS AGO AS A FUCK YOU TO THE MAN.

Joe and Patrick and Pete are Lost Boys too but since the Indians have stopped playing with all of them they've separated into a different tribe (during the day) so that they can capture each other; Pete's really into it and it totally sucks that Joe's so high all the time and Patrick is more inclined to crack everyone across the head then to actually be on HIS SIDE JEEZ. JUST ONCE PETE WANTS TO BE THE ONE TYING HIS FRIENDS TO VICTORY STAKES.

Frank and Bob are pirates! Who are basically unimpressed with Hook which is canon, man, the pirates were all 'wtf are we still doing on this island, btch is crzy' about Hook. And now he's brought home some guy and is keeping him in a net off the side of the ship? That's just not cool.

Re: I was told that all my posts have to have boyhole warnings even if there isn't boyhole mentioned

[megyal]

WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE

ALTERNATIVELY, WHY IS THIS NOT IN A FIC SOMEWHERE

[canadasuperhero]

I'm secretly a terrible writer! Or, really, not-so-secretly. I can spout at you, though (I'm very good at that) which is why this is not a fic but.... I WANT THIS TO BE A FIC, MEGYAL.

[megyal]

Who is Brian, btw, in MCR-land?

[canadasuperhero]