Icon is Joe because I love Joe.
Oh, hello internet, fancy meeting you here. (coughs)
Obviously what has happened here is that I have grown a life; let me tell you about it! First off, I am GOING TO MEXICO next week (PENIS FLUTES FOR ALL!) and shall be away two weeks. What that means to you is exactly nothing because, come on, I'm an internet junkie.
It did sort of cause my recent absence however since between work and being my own household maid I accidentally lost my passport. Let me tell you, there is a LOT OF PAPERWORK INVOLVED IN PASSPORTS, MY FRIENDS. First you have to tear your house apart three times from top to bottom, then ask all your friends if they've seen it, search work and your vehicles and get into frustrated fights with your family when you realize we have all been playing Pass the Passport and that it is SOMEONES FAULT, OKAY, NOT JUST MINE.
After that you have to call the Passport Canada who is useless and then the cops who are slightly less useless if because they have actual phone lines and, you know, talk to you. Then you have to fill out a two-page form saying you lost it and spend 15 dollah to get some guy with a paper-imprinter and a fancy title to sign it with you.
From there you need to re-take your photos, re-fill out the five-page form, work five days in a row while doing all this and then get off of work on Monday, drive the 9hours to Vancouver, sleep two hours in your car, head INTO the passport office and fill out another form saying you would like express service because you are damned well not staying another day if you don't have to! Pay 157 dollah. Pay for a hotel. Pass out.
Obviously what has happened here is that I have grown a life; let me tell you about it! First off, I am GOING TO MEXICO next week (PENIS FLUTES FOR ALL!) and shall be away two weeks. What that means to you is exactly nothing because, come on, I'm an internet junkie.
It did sort of cause my recent absence however since between work and being my own household maid I accidentally lost my passport. Let me tell you, there is a LOT OF PAPERWORK INVOLVED IN PASSPORTS, MY FRIENDS. First you have to tear your house apart three times from top to bottom, then ask all your friends if they've seen it, search work and your vehicles and get into frustrated fights with your family when you realize we have all been playing Pass the Passport and that it is SOMEONES FAULT, OKAY, NOT JUST MINE.
After that you have to call the Passport Canada who is useless and then the cops who are slightly less useless if because they have actual phone lines and, you know, talk to you. Then you have to fill out a two-page form saying you lost it and spend 15 dollah to get some guy with a paper-imprinter and a fancy title to sign it with you.
From there you need to re-take your photos, re-fill out the five-page form, work five days in a row while doing all this and then get off of work on Monday, drive the 9hours to Vancouver, sleep two hours in your car, head INTO the passport office and fill out another form saying you would like express service because you are damned well not staying another day if you don't have to! Pay 157 dollah. Pay for a hotel. Pass out.