Krystal's Guide to Becoming a Professional Slacker

[canadian_girl09]

Ever wanted to be like me? Ever wanted to get paid dumb amounts of money to do absolutely nothing, while working the least amount possible? Yah, I know you do. Well I have composed a guide [at work, naturally] to help you achieve your goals of becoming a professional slacker such as myself. Below are a few simple ways to make it look like you’re

Comments

[recklesswombat]

I can't believe you haven't been churned by the government yet.

[canadian_girl09]

At least I go to work when I'm scheduled to go. Slacker! ;)

[recklesswombat]

I go when they pay double time and a half.

[canadian_girl09]

Fair is fair.

[littleyee]

You amuse me to no ends.

[complex_paradox]

Constantly wearing your headset is a good one as well. You don't even have to have someone on the phone, when someone walks in nod your head as if talking to someone, then say something like you just can't do that...the person who came in will usually leave.

[moogle3d]

sounds like the advice my brother once gave me...