Sep 24, 2005 19:50
Today, I forged the One Ring of Power, and poured into it my will to dominate all life on Middle Earth.
No, seriously, I did. I have never felt so nerdy. I cackled.
Then it fell into the fire, and was destroyed. Shit.
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Hurry up and come here, dammit!
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So that makes ou Sauron and Gollum at the same time... the mind boggles.
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If you were the forger, and the One was destroyed, then how are you alive? HOW I ask you. ;)
To be fair though, that was really funny. "fell into the fire, and was destroyed. Shit." How come we didn't hear that in the movie? One big earth-shaking "SHIIII...sonuva...mother*bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep*" coming from the crumbling Barad-dur. It would have totally been worth the R rating.
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