Wrong on so many levels

[canadianna]

So, I'm at church, dealing with the many surprised congratulations that come from a whole lot of people just finding out I'm up the duff...

Murray (aka: SuperOldandWrinkledMan with HugeOldManEyeBrowsandTuftsofHairGrowingOutofPlacesNoTuftsofHairShouldRightlyGrow):  I hear I am to congratulate you.
Me:  Oh yeah?  What amazing thing have I done lately?

Comments

[xavi7734]

I think I need to start going to your church!

[keladry_lupin]

*wrinkles nose with distaste*

[evangelinaarion]

You have to admit; it was a good come back.

[fillequill]

Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.

[lara_khallie]

oh no no no no no no NO