[text conversation] why are we related?
9:52 PM [Matthew Williams:] Also you should give me my laptop back
9:52 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Neverrr.
9:53 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] It's hidden.
9:53 PM [Matthew Williams:] Ivans going to fire me and kill you.
9:55 PM [Alfred F Jones:] In that order?
9:56 PM [Matthew Williams:] probably
9:56 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Hmm... Gives me a chance to seduce him...
9:57 PM [Matthew Williams:] You are such an asshole.
10:00 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] If you agree to one thing, I will give it to you.
10:00 PM [Matthew Williams:] What is it?
10:01 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Be my cleric :)
10:01 PM [Matthew Williams:] ...What?
10:02 PM [Alfred F Jones:] You know what I mean. Cleric. That summer when we were 17?
10:03 PM [Matthew Williams:] Fine. Do you even have a party?
10:04 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Kind of? I need to get some people...
10:04 PM [Matthew Williams:] Alright. I'll be your cleric if you get at least 3 others.
10:05 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] No-! 2 or no deal. And I want the character sheet when I get home from work.
10:06 PM [Matthew Williams:] Two, and you help me fill out the things I dont remember.
10:09 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Yes. It's in the bookshelf in a hollowed out copy of that book you hate...
10:10 PM [Matthew Williams:] ...Thank you. Now that you've defiled my laptop I guess I have a character sheet to make.
10:11 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Have fuun
10:12 PM [Matthew Williams:] I'll try. Clerics are the ones with the spells right?
[There Al. Happy?]
9:52 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Neverrr.
9:53 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] It's hidden.
9:53 PM [Matthew Williams:] Ivans going to fire me and kill you.
9:55 PM [Alfred F Jones:] In that order?
9:56 PM [Matthew Williams:] probably
9:56 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Hmm... Gives me a chance to seduce him...
9:57 PM [Matthew Williams:] You are such an asshole.
10:00 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] If you agree to one thing, I will give it to you.
10:00 PM [Matthew Williams:] What is it?
10:01 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Be my cleric :)
10:01 PM [Matthew Williams:] ...What?
10:02 PM [Alfred F Jones:] You know what I mean. Cleric. That summer when we were 17?
10:03 PM [Matthew Williams:] Fine. Do you even have a party?
10:04 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Kind of? I need to get some people...
10:04 PM [Matthew Williams:] Alright. I'll be your cleric if you get at least 3 others.
10:05 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] No-! 2 or no deal. And I want the character sheet when I get home from work.
10:06 PM [Matthew Williams:] Two, and you help me fill out the things I dont remember.
10:09 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Yes. It's in the bookshelf in a hollowed out copy of that book you hate...
10:10 PM [Matthew Williams:] ...Thank you. Now that you've defiled my laptop I guess I have a character sheet to make.
10:11 PM [Alfred F. Jones:] Have fuun
10:12 PM [Matthew Williams:] I'll try. Clerics are the ones with the spells right?
[There Al. Happy?]