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[canby]

Name spotted on a credit card tonight: Harry Butts.

And - I swear - a couple of hours later a guy with the last name Cocks.

Now there's an intoduction I'd love to make: "Mr. Butts, this is Mr. Cocks. Cocks, meet Butts."

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[davew0071]

Heh. Reminds of the joke: Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzhugh and Hugh Fitzgerald.

It's funnier when you say it out loud....

[zette]

When I was a dental assistant many moons ago, I had to go out to the waiting room and call "Mrs. Horney" I swear to God. I laughed for about an hour. Plus, the dentist called her that- "So, Mrs. Horney- you'll have to stop on the way out and make another appointment." Bwaahaaa!

PS- I sent a package for you and your man- make sure he doesn't hog your stuff!!!! :)

[laserkitty]

Bwwaaaahhaaahaaahaaaaa....

[thespos]

When I worked as a CSR, our database of customers was insanely funny.

• We had a Mrs. Backstreet. Naturally, her sons were the Backstreet Boys.
  
• We had a Miss Stanke (pronounced stanky) and a Mr. Biach (pronounced beyotch). We noted if they married, she'd be Mrs. Stanke-Biach. :-P
  
• We had a customer who had recently married but decided to keep her maiden name and hyphenate. Her maiden name was Fink. We have no idea why she wanted to keep it.

And finally... my friend Jeff hadn't seen me in a while and was telling me about this great girl he had been dating. He was telling me all of her greatest qualities, when I finally asked her name. He replied that it was Cat.

I told him to break up with her, because they could never marry. When he asked why, I reminded him that his last name was Chao. She was not going to become Cat Chow for him or anyone else. :-P