OMG YOU GUYS

[cancerbatz]

i just heard from my friend jacob that emmitt smith died!!!! not only that but that he committed suicide!!! he was one of my favorite running backs of all time and i had all of his football cards and i had posters of him and i taped all of his phone commercials with alf! he was such a talented guy and it's really sad to see him go out like this

Comments

[heynutty]

your disgustingly funny

[sweetbeezey]

CATCH 22

oh my god

[beatnik141]

i loved him so much its SO FUCKING SAD, really though our world only has so many gay, black rolemodels. Its really FUCKING SAD!

;(

[cancerbatz]

peter, a bunch of us are getting together on saturday to watch my tape of emmitt's MVP performance in super bowl XXVIII. it seems like an appropriate way to celebrate his achievements. why don't you bring your famous seven layer dip?

Re: oh my god

[bree019]

omg Emmitt's not gay. I met his wife at the Great Outdoors. A rock on her finger the size of my #8 sub!

:OOOOO

[cancerbatz]

;( she must be taking it pretty hard.