well it looks like there's some stuff with my lease that has to be worked out, so i might be stuck here for a few more months. *sigh* just what i wanted ( Read more... )

dear amazon.com:

could you plz start putting good stuff in my gold box? i already have a blender.

p.s. plz upgrade harsh's aids meds to overnight shipping, there's not much time left.

look guys, this is really hard for me, but i've been thinking about this for a long time, and i think i really need to get out of this town. maybe i'll take some time off from school, or i might end up changing majors. i don't really want to start all over (again) but the more i think about it, i realize that this isn't what i want to do with my ( Read more... )

the best news harsh's heard all year

sweetbeezey

102%

thrashbott

80%

How compatible with me are YOU?

what's the difference between my mom and your mom?

i haven't fucked YOUR mom!

WHOA!

did you guys know catherine zeta-jones is pregnant? i had no idea!

omg false alarm, guyz. no batz in here!

OMG THEY'RE AFTER ME