my hands/head hurt

[cancon_midwest]

its hard to motivate yourself to type your two multi page essays when the rash that is covering your body has spread to the palm of your hands as well. ahahaha. oh no what has become of my body? I used to be so fit and chipper? Now I am just obesseing over my red dots and the fact that my best guy friend (well ex now) told me he loved me and then

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[jouet_du_destin]

Allison....nice? haha I kid. I'm sure you didn't rip his heart out through his urethra, though that would have been an impressive feat and prevented him from any future successful sexual endeavours. Consider it for next time. I'm sure the rash looks fine, think of it as a constellation of love dots that stems from your dedication to chlorinated, yet germ-ridden Olympic sized cess pools. :) I adore you, festering wounds and all.

[mango_illusion]

the rash can be like your tan! work it, girl! and have you reached any guys from the western states? maybe they're better luck.

i had a convo the other day complaining about periods and how boys don't have to suffer through them. we came up with the fabulous idea of going downtown and then just punching guys in the nether regions until they bled, and then screaming "how does it feel now??!! PMS MY ASS!" (i give you full permission to test out our experiment down there on any boys who give you a hard time!)

i miiisss yoooou!