yea so these are from jordans fat party in case anyone wanted them ( Read more... )

because meredith stalks people she doesnt know online through their livejournals, she stumbled across a glorious find. some girl and her friend put tape on their faces and recreated the show "the swan" when women compete in a beauty pageant after THEYVE ALL GOTTEN PLASTIC SURGERY ( Read more... )

sometimes, this journal is

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so last friday katie, katilyn, and i went out in our wigs. here are some highlights of the night.
"want rice and beans? we call that a little r&b."
and...
( i cant eat tuna anymore. )

katie and i are going to be spies. so obviously, to be as inconspicuous as possible, we need brightly colored wigs. and spy gear. (trenchcoats, ridiculously large sunglasses, tight black clothing, etc.)

however, instead of looking like a spy, i look distinctly anime. ( observe. )

this tribute is dedicated to those who were shafted.


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so. if youre reading this you should probably sit down because...wait for it...i have decided...to let people touch me. i know. yes that does originally sound sexesque but in candicespeak touch really means get within a three foot radius of me without being verbally abused. but yes. i am going to try and not flinch when people try and hug me and ( Read more... )

so. im updating. rather monumental, really ( Read more... )

oddly fitting.

i have an obsession with hair. and guys that can unbutton their shirts with one hand. and slinky pants. and crinkly eyes.
also, vestigial wings.
bye.

whoa. scary.

schoolboy? mark.
energy blasts? energy blasts, energy pills, whatever you want to call them. speed, for example. oh wait, i mean "purified ritalin"
beloved mentor/teacher? clearly doctor raulston.
villain? well, yes.